Chapter Seventy-Two: He Only Killed Himself.

In the early morning, the desertion of Shell Street gradually recedes with pedestrians.

Chen Xiao rubbed his thumb and pushed open the door of Boss Xiaoyu's coffee shop.

"Hey! ~" He said hello in a tone that he thought was very enthusiastic, and then showed a disgusting smile, and at the same time muttered in his heart: "The fat house opened early." ”

Boss Xiaoyu looked at Chen Xiao's face and said unceremoniously casually: "Why is your face so dark." ”

Chen Xiao shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm hungry, plus I didn't sleep well last night." ”

After that, he hesitated, pointed to his dark circles, and asked inexplicably: "This kind of face is said to be poisoned under the light, will you believe it?" ”

Boss Xiaoyu didn't take it to heart and muttered: "How do I know, I haven't been poisoned." ”

Chen Xiao glanced at his mouth stupidly: "Okay...... Cake, the sweetest. ”

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Soon, the cake was placed in front of Chen Xiao, of course, but there was no "please use it slowly".

At this time, the sound of an ambulance came from outside the door.

"So early...... Who has a heart attack? Boss Xiaoyu said to himself, and began to wipe down the bar.

"Kidney failure ......" Chen Xiao stuffed a spoonful of cake into his mouth, and then nodded with satisfaction, feeling much better than last night's bread and milk.

Boss Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and he didn't hear clearly, so he asked again, "What did you say?" ”

Chen Xiao tasted the creamy taste in his mouth and said, "Kidney failure, maybe there will be stomach bleeding and vitamin C poisoning." ”

Xiao Yu glanced at his mouth: "Cut...... Say it as if you know. ”

Chen Xiao ignored him and said to himself: "When the body's water loss reaches 2.5% of its body weight, circulatory failure begins to occur, such as you...... About four or five pounds of urine is about the same. ”

Boss Xiaoyu frowned disgustingly, he didn't know why Chen Xiao was talking to him about this, and suddenly, he slapped the table a little angrily: "Hey! I didn't get to 200 pounds, okay! And also...... Who will pee four or five pounds of urine! ”

Chen Xiao chirped and continued: "You don't have to pee, sweating is also counted, especially in a very tired mental state of rapid dehydration, if you ingest a lot of sugar at this time, although you will feel a little energetic for a while, but the body has already reached the limit, and when the sweat flows out, the sugar in the blood will aggravate the failure of the kidneys, this is a vicious circle, hehehe." ”

I don't know why, Chen Xiao smiled inexplicably. After that, he continued: "Although vitamin C can be eaten in large quantities, it is because it can be easily excreted from the body, and when a person consumes 200 mg a day, at least half of the dose is already useless, and if it happens to be unable to be excreted in time...... When the pile is more than seven or eight grams, but something terrible will happen, if you pour two bottles of ...... into it. ”

Boss Xiaoyu slapped the table impatiently: "Okay, okay, I don't want to listen to you grinding and chirping here...... Are you a doctor? Even if you were, no one would want to be your patient. Hurry up and leave after eating, your face will affect my business! ”

Chen Xiao was stunned for a moment, I haven't seen him for a few days, and the vomiting skills of this fat house have improved.

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At this moment, the sound of wind chimes rang, Chen Xiao turned his head, and found that it was a somewhat thin young woman who came in, with good skin, long hair, and a very delicate feeling.

"Hey ......," she smiled and greeted Chen Xiao.

Unlike her appearance, her tone is very energetic, with a tomboy feeling, and at the moment, she seems very excited.

"Oh...... There you are! Boss Xiaoyu waved his hand and said.

Chen Xiao raised his eyebrows and sent him an inquiring look.

Boss Xiaoyu immediately stared at the dead fish eyes, and said in a gloomy voice: "This is my cousin, don't pay attention to it...... Well...... Of course, she'll only be disgusted when she sees you. ”

Chen Xiao was shocked: "Your cousin looks like this? Did you mutate from your mother's genetic lineage? ”

Xiaoyu, as an otaku, was challenged in the field of complaining, so he was naturally unconvinced, and he was just about to make enough strength to fight back.

But at this moment, my cousin sat over very excitedly, she glanced at the corners of Chen Xiao's mouth, but there was no excessive expression, and then said to Boss Xiaoyu excitedly: "Guess what I did last night?" ”

Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, suddenly opened his mouth wide, and threw the towel on the table.

"Ah??? Did you really do it? ”

The cousin nodded heavily, like a victor.

Xiao Yu's expression suddenly became a little angry: "It's really nonsense, do you know how dangerous it is?" Have you ever thought about what to do if you were found out? ”

He roared, it was hard to imagine that this fat house could be so angry, and then asked with some concern, "Are you hurt?" ”

The cousin waved his hand indifferently, and still said excitedly: "Of course not, you didn't see him scared at the time, I guess he peed his pants, and if you really go to that convenience store to find him to theorize, there is a chance that you will be beaten, and then that kid will still follow me every day, so it's better to be ruthless, for example, now, I estimate that even if that kid doesn't resign, he won't dare to go in this direction." ”

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"He won't follow you anymore......"

At this time, Chen Xiao said this coldly.

Boss Xiaoyu and his cousin were stunned for a moment, and looked at him inexplicably: "What did you say?" ”

Chen Xiao continued to eat the cake and said, "I said that kid won't follow you in the future, because he ...... Well...... Even if you don't die, you have to stay in the hospital for a while. ”

The cousin frowned, the man she met for the first time, and the impression of him was only one word: "ugly!" ”

Chen Xiao didn't care about the eyes of the two at all, and continued to take care of himself: "Also, don't use pig blood next time, the smell is too strong, you can tell it when you smell it." ”

Xiao Yu felt that Chen Xiao's words were a little uncomfortable, so he quickly slapped the table to stop him, for fear that his cousin would hear something mentally polluting.

"Hey, what are you talking about? It sounds like you know about someone following my cousin these days, so you perverts know each other! ”

Chen Xiao didn't speak, he put the last bite of cake in his mouth, and then grinned and said, "Bye-bye......"

Turn and walk out the door.

The cousin looked at Chen Xiao with some confusion and pushed open the door, and saw him take out his mobile phone, and then grinned happily, and then disappeared from sight.

"Who is he? How do I feel as if he knows a lot? My cousin asked with a frown.

Boss Xiaoyu glanced at him disdainfully: "It's just a pervert, don't contact him in the future!" ”

The cousin nodded thoughtfully.

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"Oh."