Section 66: Examination Cheats
"Have you ever seen that Xuexian?" Luo Fei asked, holding his chin in his hand, that way unconsciously a little more cute.
"This scholar is a legendary figure, where have I seen it, but I heard that there was once a scholar in our school, but it was many years ago, and I don't know much about the specific situation, anyway, it belongs to the school secret." Brother Plane said that there is something to do.
"Could it be our principal, I heard that he is an academician of the Academy of Sciences!" Someone in the crowd said.
"How is it possible, you look at our principal's rigid and stubborn old appearance, and he has nothing to do with fairy energy, I can't imagine how he can have such a delicate daughter!" Brother Airplane said happily, forgetting the existence of Xu Mengjie in front of him for a while. Lu Zihao hurriedly patted Brother Airplane on the shoulder to remind him. Brother Plane paid attention to Xu Mengjie's face at this time, "This paragraph is my own fiction, I can't say it, I can't say it!" ”
Unconsciously, everyone forgot to read the book by Brother Airplane, and drank cup after cup of coffee, it is estimated that Brother Airplane will come for another week, and the owner of this coffee shop will also go bankrupt, until the library closes, everyone will find that they haven't read a word today. Lu Zihao is even more uneasy, it seems that there is another exam tomorrow.
Lu Zihao dodged left and right alone and finally got rid of Luo Fei's entanglement, looked at the campus in the night, sighed deeply, thinking of tomorrow's exam, suddenly had a feeling that life and death were in the hands of others, and it was estimated that he would have to go back to the dormitory to read all night tonight.
"Hey, Lu Zihao!" It seemed that Xu Mengjie's voice interrupted Lu Zihao's footsteps.
"What's wrong?" I didn't expect Xu Mengjie to take the initiative to talk to herself, but the gloomy Lu Zihao was a little surprised, this is similar to the sun coming out in the west and the iron tree blooming, does it mean that his exam tomorrow is going well, a good sign! Lu Zihao thought to himself.
"I ...... Thank you! Xu Mengjie didn't know what to say for a while, didn't know how to start saying this, and finally said the word thank you, perhaps, these two words.
Lu Zihao lowered his head and smiled, he wanted to pretend to be indifferent and play cool, but he couldn't help but smile slightly, thinking about how to answer her......
"Actually, it's nothing, it's a lucky thing for everyone to be in a class." Lu Zihao thought about it and said an answer that he thought was very lame,
Xu Mengjie suddenly raised her head and looked at Lu Zihao, looking at the man in front of her who was talking, a very lucky thing, this sentence inexplicably swept through Xu Mengjie's heart, and it was touched.
Indeed, it is a lucky thing for people to meet each other, and with a probability of one in six billion, there is no reason why we should not cherish it.
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"Choose A and you will sneeze, choose B and you will tear your ear, choose C and you will pat your head, and choose D and you will pat your thigh." As soon as Lu Zihao returned to the dormitory, he heard Brother Biao say this to Zhou Dagang. It turned out that Brother Biao inquired from Class 6 about the secrets of passing the exam, and asked Zhou Dagang, who was a top student, how to be a scholar.
No wonder Brother Plane said it so relishly, he didn't have any thoughts at all, it turned out that he had already thought of countermeasures, it was really a false alarm.
"BCD is still available, but A is more difficult, and sneezing is not something you can do if you want to." Zhou Dagang touched the back of his head and said.
This is not simple, Brother Biao wanted to pull the hair from Zhou Dagang's head, but found that the hair was too short, so he had to secretly run behind Lu Zihao and pull one out, Brother Biao took the hair and teased Zhou Dagang's nostrils, and after a while, Zhou Dagang immediately sneezed, which was really immediate. Lu Zihao touched his head, since it was all for the exam, there was no need to worry too much about Brother Biao.
And on the side of Class 6, although Brother Plane's method is good, the implementer is not happy with the lewd man, after all, the lewd man is not a scholar, how can he agree so easily, wouldn't the thankless effort make his lewd man a wasted name. Brother Airplane saw that the lewd man was stubborn, so he had to take out the things at the bottom of his box, and Brother Airplane handed a hard disk to the lewd man, "Take it, there are 30,000 seeds here, and you can watch 30,000 hours of one piece an hour on average, which means that it will basically take three and a half years to finish reading without eating or drinking, and you can see that you have graduated from college." ”
As soon as Brother Plane said this, the lewd man's eyes lit up, and he took the hard disk in Brother Plane's hand tremblingly, and quickly nodded in agreement.
So there is a saying that dogs can't change their, and it's hard to change their nature.
The lewd man looked around for a moment, and suddenly said, "You all go out, don't affect my research on the relationship between the origin of human evolution and art tonight." ”
"Aren't you reading tonight? Exams coming up tomorrow? ”
"What book to read? Get out! When everyone heard this, they didn't dare to contradict the lewd man, so they had to agree to the unreasonable request of the lewd man, "Am I going out too?" This is my dormitory, huh? Big Brother asked.
"Get out!" The lewd man looked very impatient.
Brother Airplane pulled Big Brother out and comforted him as he walked. "Forget it, we'll squeeze tonight, and we have to count on him to take us through tomorrow, so bear with it for the time being."
"Is he okay? Don't even read books? Some people in Class 6 began to question, "The reason why he did this is not to imply to you that he is determined to win tomorrow's exam, so that you can rest assured!" "Brother Plane is really eloquent, and he calmed people's hearts at once, and when the people in Class 6 heard it, they all felt that it made sense, thinking about the help of the lewd man tomorrow, there should be no problem in passing, so everyone stopped reading, playing cards, opening the black, so lively, and even the eldest brother went to lock the door of his dormitory, so as not to let others affect the mood of the lewd man.
Seeing that the people in Class 6 were still so happy before the exam, the people in other classes were envious, and those who didn't know still thought that the people in Class 6 were usually studying hard, so they were so relaxed and confident tonight. And the fifth class is also more nervous, everyone has urged Zhou Dagang to read well, it seems that tonight is Zhou Dagang alone and all night.
The first college exams have finally begun, and the exams in college take almost a month to complete, and it's not like high school where they all end in two or three days, and it's really a bit disgusting to slowly torture you.
Halfway through the test, the five or six classes started the cheats action, although Zhou Dagang was more wooden, but the action was still done in an orderly manner, the sneezing should be sneezed, the thigh should be beaten and the thigh should be beaten, at most, it will make the invigilator feel that this person has a problem with his brain, and it is understandable, and he successfully led the scum of the fifth class to pass the test.
As for the sixth class, the smart lewd man also thought of sneezing when he scratched his nostrils with his hair, but the lewd man pulled out his hair, and didn't notice that there was dandruff on his hair, and he accidentally sucked the dandruff into it while scratching, and the lewd man immediately sneezed eight loud sneezes in a row, and was so surprised that the invigilator choked on drinking water.