Section 56 Prelude to the Evening
When others saw it, they followed suit, "Boss, forget about mine."
"It's okay for people to buy 101 yuan, but how many do you have?" The weasel was dissatisfied.
"Then I'll buy 101 too." Everyone rushed to it.
Everyone is going crazy, the weasels are going crazy, and the yellow mice are going crazy looking for money.
"Isn't Daddy crazy, how can he sell a piece?" Huang Mouse muttered while busy looking for money for everyone.
And the weasel looked at the yellow mouse not far away from him with a red banknote, and he was almost crazy with joy. It's crazy to watch it today, and the weasel said happily in his heart.
"Daddy, there's no change!" The yellow mouse squeezed its head out of the crowd and said to the weasel.
"Aren't they all a hundred dollars, what kind of change are you looking for!" The weasel was stunned, with an ominous premonition.
"Didn't you say one piece? I'm looking for 99 now, and I've lost all the change I earn in a day. As soon as the yellow mouse's voice fell, the weasel's eyes went black and he almost went crazy. I can't wait to turn my anger into a pig-killing knife and hack to death his son, who has obvious IQ defects, and is inferior to pigs.
The weasel kicked at the yellow mouse, but unfortunately there was a burst of fire and collapsed to the ground, the yellow mouse looked at it and quickly picked up the weasel, the weasel couldn't catch his breath, panting and pointing at everyone, "Just ...... Who, who just now...... Push mine? "Everyone saw that it was a porcelain toucher, who wanted to make trouble, and quickly dispersed, and they didn't dare to ask for money.
In this way, the weasel finally recovered a little loss with his witty reaction and superb acting skills.
The weasel saw that everyone had dispersed, and was about to teach the yellow mouse in front of him a lesson, when suddenly a stack of banknotes fell into his arms.
"Take all these eggs away!" A man in a suit and leather shoes drank the humanity beside him, and he had the demeanor of a domineering president. The weasel looked at it, and it turned out to be the president of the student union of the business school - Mr. Lin, this Mr. Lin is not a nickname, his surname is Mr. Lin, this name is really domineering. This person has also had a few transactions with the weasel, and he can be regarded as a regular customer.
"Mr. Lin is really generous!" The weasel hurriedly stuffed the money into his arms and patted the horse. Not only is this time back, but it is estimated that you can also make a lot of money.
"Old thing!" Mr. Lin didn't even look at the weasel, just scolded and walked away, it seemed that he was extremely disgusted with the ugly face of the weasel.
Mr. Lin, in the eyes of others, he is the fan of the domineering president, and in the eyes of the weasel, he is the master of stupid people and a lot of money.
The party began to get closer and closer, and the school auditorium was already crowded and crowded. Brother Pengtou also wanted to go in and have a good time, but he was stopped by the staff at the door, "I'm sorry, because the seats are full, people from other colleges can't enter for the time being." ”
"I'm from business school!" The unkempt brother was red and heartbeat, sweating profusely, telling a lie, and almost nervous himself half to death.
"You want to lie to me, you are from the computer school!" The staff saw it at a glance.
"No, it's not, I'm from my business school......" Brother Pengtou saw that the old bottom was exposed, and he stammered when he spoke, this acting skills, pigs can see that the fake is outrageous.
"You look like you haven't showered for months and are unkempt, who else but a computer!" The staff saw that the unkempt brother was still quibbling and had to expose it in person.
"Hey, Lao Zhang, you're here too." Brother Pengtou casually pretended to greet the people inside, but his eyes did not leave the staff, he just wanted to see if the staff had been deceived, and his body began to move inside unconsciously. This kind of bad trick TV series has always been there since I was a child, and it is estimated that a seven-year-old child can be better than Brother Pengtou.
The staff is not a pig, so they pulled the unkempt brother out.
The donkey skills are poor, and he sighs with joy.
Brother Unkempt could only slip away, it seems that the twin goddesses are unattainable after all.
In contrast, a macho man with a girl with heavy makeup swaggered into the auditorium. The macho man picked two positions in the middle and said directly to the people in the position: "Hey, brother, this position is mine!" The two people in the position immediately lowered their heads and walked away silently, giving up their positions. So, the macho man sat down with his girlfriend in his arms. "Husband, the two fat men in front of us are blocking our view, and people can't see the stage......" The woman snuggled up in the arms of the macho man and said coquettishly.
The macho man didn't say a word, and kicked Hua Rongmei in front of him, "Hey, the two beauties in front, your position is mine." ”
The Hua sisters turned their heads at the same time, and the macho man and his girlfriend were startled at the same time, especially his girlfriend, who was so frightened that she quickly stuffed her head into the macho man's arms, "Husband, this is a bear and a ghost, it's scary!" The macho man naturally loves his "wife" sincerely, but he said calmly, "It's okay if you scare me, but if you scare my girlfriend, then you can't help it." The macho man carefully moved his petite girlfriend away and stood up, seemingly ready to teach the Hua sisters in front of him a lesson. And the corner of the macho man's girlfriend also showed a sinister smile on the corner of her mouth, it seems that there is a good show to watch.
The macho man just wanted to punch Hua Rongmei, but he lifted Hua Rongmei with his neck crossed, and was thrown at his feet by Hua Rongmei all of a sudden.
"I actually said that my sister is a ghost!" Hua Rongmei said angrily.
"I actually said that my sister is a bear!" Hua Rongjiao continued.
"No...... I didn't say that! The macho man lay on the ground and explained, Hua Rongmei immediately turned to the woman behind, the macho boyfriend and girlfriend saw that the macho man was subdued all of a sudden, and was about to run away, but was sucked by Hua Rongmei's palm, and Hua Rongmei threw it at Hua Rongjiao's feet.
"It's just a place to rest, sister, one by one." So the two of them put their feet on the couple's body, so uncomfortable. The hunk lay on the ground, while his girlfriend knelt beside him.
"If you dare to move, I will make you disappear from this world." Hua Rongmei said leisurely.
As soon as Hua Rongmei's words came out, the two of them were already frightened, motionless, and even the trembling caused by fear had to be restrained desperately. No, the word fart is not used correctly, fart is not daring to put it, and urine is even more daring to spill.
The good show on the stage has not started yet, but the good show off the stage is wonderful, staged one after another.
The audience suddenly went dark, and the audience immediately quieted down, and the party finally began......