Yan Wuji: "Why? ”

Honeysuckle: "There is no purple you like." ”

Yan Wuji smiled slowly: "You have a very clear understanding of my preferences. Even I like purple and I know it. ”

Honeysuckle: "......"

Is that what I want to find out?

It's you who are too famous.

Most of the people who have been in the rivers and lakes know it.

Honeysuckle and Yan Wuji changed to a ready-to-wear store, but still didn't find the purple one. After changing several stores in a row, I only saw purple women's clothes, not purple men's clothes. Honeysuckle: "Doesn't seem to have one for you." ”

Yan Wuji: "Well, I already knew. ”

Honeysuckle: "......"

Then why are you forcing me to accompany you to buy clothes?

Walk me?

I......

Yan Wuji: "What? Not happy? I warn you, put away your displeasure. No woman other than you has the privilege of accompanying me to the laundry store. This is my reward for you, don't be ashamed. ”

Honeysuckle: "......"

You can't even be unhappy.

If this is not bad, what is it?

She thought about it several times, but she didn't see what kind of bullshit it it was. Honeysuckle silently recited [Tiger's ass can't be touched] several times in her heart, and then she smirked: "I'm not unhappy, I'm just surprised that you are clever, and I already knew that there was no suitable one." ”

Yan Wuji glanced at her: "You can be a sycophant." ”

There was a deep disgust in the words.

But the mouth didn't know what was going on, and laughed inexplicably. The gloomy aura on his face suddenly dissipated a lot.

Like a blooming mandala flower.

Enchanting and terrifying.

Yan Wuji: "Let's go, change stores." ”

Honeysuckle: "......"

She's being treated like a little minion, a little follower.

She walked slowly, because she didn't want to, so she walked very slowly. Yan Wuji also slowed down: "There are so many women who like me, but I am special to you, do you know why?" ”

Honeysuckle: "......"

Let's start with whether that's the case or not.

Tell me why that's the case.

Obviously, that's not the case.

What's so special about you?

Listening to this, I don't know that you still think that you like me and are interesting to me, but the devil knows what I have been through, and I am always coerced.

Yan Wuji: "Some women don't know who I am at all, so they just run to say that they like me, and they are superficial to death." Even delusional, shouting to follow me to the ends of the earth, I looked annoyed and killed directly. ”

Honeysuckle: "......"

Failure to report to the police will only increase the casualties of innocent people.

I really want to report it to the police now.

Tell such a terrifying thing.

It's so calm.

My heart has turned black into charcoal......

Yan Wuji: "I hate the kind of woman who likes me every word, and she says she likes me if she doesn't understand anything." After knowing my true identity, he hid in the corner and cried, shaking like a sieve when he saw me. This kind of woman deserves to die. ”

Honeysuckle: "......"

If someone annoys you, you're going to kill someone.

Others are afraid that you will kill you, and you will kill.

It's all someone else's fault.

Is it?

Are you sure you're not sick?

It's just some ordinary little thing, what's unacceptable, just kill people for such a trivial reason?!

Yan Wuji: "You are different from them, you don't take the initiative to post it, you are very interesting." Knowing my identity, I didn't say anything unfavorable in fear. That's why I'm special to you. Got it? ”

Honeysuckle nodded as if she didn't understand.