Section 20 Who is the best sixth person

There were a lot of people coming to the playground one after another, but most of them went to the globe, only a few girls knew that there was Xu Muhan in the fifth class, and they stood by and looked at Xu Muhan like a nymphomaniac. However, Lu Zihao was very disappointed, because he had just received a call that Su Xin was going to learn piano and couldn't come. However, there were a lot of girls from Class 5, Xu Jing, Ding Chuchu, Zhu Guli and others all came to cheer. After everyone finished greeting each other, Zhu Guli walked to the lewd man opposite, revealing a pair of small dimples from time to time. "What, you've run out of stars?"

The lewd man pretended not to hear, looked at the sky stupidly, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "I'll give you another debut question, and if you can't answer it, then you can't blame me for being ruthless last time!" ”

When the lewd man heard this, his eyes lit up, and he quickly straightened his glasses and nodded vigorously, and then Brother Plane and they were also interested and wanted to hear what this question was about.

"The topic is very simple, there is a very tall coconut tree, there are four animals, orangutans, apes, monkeys, and King Kong climbed the tree to pick bananas, which do you think will pick them first?" The pair of small dimples of Zhu Guli suddenly fell into the sun, and I have to say, it is extremely cute.

"Of course it's a monkey, the monkey is the lightest!" Brother Airplane replied without thinking. "I think it's an orangutan." The eldest brother looked confident, and the Buddha rubbed his eyes, as if he was about to fall asleep again, yawned and said, "Ape! ”

The lewd man smiled slightly when he heard the answers of these three people, as if he meant a little contempt, "Wrong, it's King Kong!" Right? The lewd man looked at Zhu Guli and said, the smile on the corner of his mouth looked a little sly.

Zhu Guli only smiled faintly, "The person who chooses the monkey is the most typical 250!" When everyone heard this, they all laughed at Brother Airplane, who opened his mouth wide and couldn't speak.

"The one who chooses the orangutan is a retarded man with few roots." Zhu Guli continued, and the eldest brother immediately stopped laughing when he heard it, and his expression seemed to be swallowed away by the dog at once.

"As for the ape-chosen, it is a precursor to Alzheimer's!" At this time, the Buddha touched the back of his head, as if he couldn't figure out why it wasn't an ape. When the lewd man heard this, his head was lowered and his body twitched involuntarily, obviously smiling proudly, but as if he was deliberately hiding his emotions.

"Don't be complacent, the person who chooses King Kong is a fool whose head is caught in the door!" As soon as Zhu Guli said this, the lewd man immediately raised his head, glared and asked, "Why?" ”

"Why? You're too embarrassed to ask me why! Have you ever seen a coconut tree grow a banana? After saying this, Zhu Guli couldn't help laughing, and walked to the fifth class without looking back, leaving only the lewd man stunned, while his eyes kept staring at the big banana on the monkey boss's jersey. I laughed again, but this time it was a bitter smile, a bitter smile through and through.

Hey, I've been tricked again!

A whistle blows, and the game begins

'Wait!' The eldest sister suddenly made a pause gesture, and Lu Zihao's tense nerves relaxed again, "What's the matter?" Brother Biao said impatiently.

"Do you love her?" The eldest sister said to Lu Zihao and his group. Everyone was stunned, and the referee even lost the whistle and didn't know, "What...... What do you mean? "Zhou Dagang made the second monk confused, touched the back of his head and asked Brother Biao." I...... How do I know that I don't love you! After Brother Biao finished speaking, he hurriedly kept a certain distance from Zhou Dagang, and the others didn't understand what the eldest sister meant, so they looked at each other.

"If you love her, take her to eat sister-in-law's spicy hot!" At this time, a group of people in Class 6 said in unison, I'm going! It turned out to be an advertisement for the backstreet sister-in-law Malatang.

"Alright, alright, let's get started! We are also responding to the request of our sponsors, and we hope that everyone will bear with us! The eldest sister apologized, and after a burst of boos from everyone, the game officially began.

The lewd man jumped the ball with Xu Muhan, and the moment the ball was thrown, the lewd man fell without a fight, and returned to his basket with a smoke, and the ball naturally fell into Xu Muhan's hands. Xu Muhan immediately passed to Brother Biao, and Brother Biao dribbled the ball to make a layup. The ball went in, and the five people were stupid, not knowing what was going on.

"What's wrong? What's going on, look at me and do what? Big Brother looked at Brother Plane with a confused face and said.

"Tee!" Brother Airplane looked helpless. The eldest brother obediently picked up the ball, stood on the bottom line, and sent it to Xu Muhan, who was ready to return to defense, which was beyond Xu Muhan's expectations, Xu Muhan looked at the eldest brother who had not yet come back to his senses, but he still immediately shot a three-pointer, and the ball went in again!

"I said if you can play soy sauce professionally! What are you doing with the ball! Want to be the best sixth man in Class 5? The eldest sister couldn't stand it anymore and scolded at the eldest brother, "Who is that for?" "The eldest brother was confused, and his body trembled a little, it seems that the eldest sister's anger made this little brother very afraid.

"Okay, okay, just give me the ball as soon as you serve!" The eldest sister said impatiently.

"Oh!"

The eldest sister took the ball and passed it to the Buddha, and the Buddha dribbled! It's actually the Buddha dribbling, that's right, it's the Buddha dribbling! The Buddha dribbled the ball to the midfield and suddenly picked it up and was ready to pass...... But it's been a long time...... It still didn't spread, and a snoring sound caused Zhou Dagang's urge to urinate, and the Buddha fell asleep!

Seeing that the Buddha was motionless, at this time, the lewd man tiptoed over, and looked behind him with secret joy in his heart, thinking that Lu Zihao and they didn't know that he had walked over, and the lewd man leaned on the Buddha's ear and said softly: "Pass the ball to me." The Buddha didn't react, so the lewd man tiptoed to the other side of the Buddha, leaned into the Buddha's ear and said softly, "Pass the ball to me." The Buddha still didn't react at all. In fact, the lewd man didn't know, all the people on the field were looking at the two of them, and they didn't know what the hell they were doing.

Syllable! The eldest sister couldn't stand it, so she ran over and slapped one person at a time, "What are you doing!" There's no end to it! "The eldest sister snatched the ball in the arms of the Buddha, and immediately pulled out the jump shot, the ball missed, but it fell into the hands of the lewd man.

Lu Zihao hurriedly ran over and defended the lewd man. The lewd man looked at Lu Zihao from the upper edge of his glasses, and saw that Lu Zihao was a little overwhelmed in his heart, and after a while, a faint smile appeared on the corner of the lewd man's mouth, as faint as a ghost in the mirror, so faint that there was no shadow.

The lewd man began to make a very fake feint: the lewd man deliberately looked towards Lu Zihao's right, and secretly extended the ball slowly to Lu Zihao's left. I thought that Lu Zihao blocked the right side a little, and then took the opportunity to sneak over from the left, pop! Lu Zihao easily broke the ball. The lewd man turned his head to look at Lu Zihao, who was running away, and squatted there with a look of disbelief.