Chapter 60: Like a Dream
Another gust of wind blew, Cao Jun shook his body, and couldn't help but shiver.
He looked at the deep mountains and old forests in front of him, and always felt a little familiar.
I really want to see it somewhere.
Hiss......
Suddenly, a snake crawled out from among the leaves.
Cao Jun was in a hurry to pee on the yellow dog, kicked the snake, kicked the snake a few meters away, and finally snapped and hit the trunk.
"This kind of skill ......"
"I guess it shouldn't be!"
"Could it be that I experienced ...... before Are they all real? ”
Cao Jun shook his head, everything he had experienced in the Water Margin World in his mind was still vivid, constantly reflecting and circling in front of him.
Cao Jun looked at the trees in front of him again, as well as the snake hanging from the trunk.
I was a little uncertain.
If what you experienced before was just a dream.
That...... His current skills should not be so flexible and powerful.
Cao Jun is still very clear about his physical fitness.
The marathon is a healthy run of seven or eight kilometers, and it takes at least an hour to finish.
Left behind by a number of little girls and boys twisting their butts.
Without him, the body is just weak.
Like most ordinary office workers.
Every day after work, I wonder where to eat.
After eating, he went home and lay down on the bed.
Either call a group of fox friends and dog friends, book a box in a nearby hotel, and the card will start with five stars, and the meal will be paid by the final winner.
Everyday life, more or less like this, is spent in repetition and boredom.
Spiritually, dry as a desert.
Physically, it is so empty that it is bubbling.
So much so that the colleagues and friends around me who enjoy the blessings of 996 are all bald before they get old, their wallets are not bulging for half a minute, and their hair is falling out in patches.
What's more, there are some middle-aged and elderly complications such as 'not lifting in the morning and not urinating far' in advance.
Whew!
A mountain wind blew through the woods and made a rattling sound.
Cao Jun stood alone in place, staring at the snake corpse not far away for a while, and he didn't know which tendon was wrong, and suddenly smashed his fist into the trunk of the tree next to him.
Poof.
The trunk of the arm-thick tree was beaten and shook continuously.
Patches of leaves fell from the branches, and a few even hung on Cao Jun's head.
He looked at his hands again.
The muscles are strong and powerful.
The previous half bottle of Feitian Moutai liquor disappeared impressively.
"Cao Jun, your turtle son won't run away while urinating, right?"
Cao Jun was still in doubt, and the urging of fox friends and dog friends sounded outside.
He clapped his hands and walked out of the bushes.
Outside, on a meadow, there was a layer of sheets, some pickled vegetables and melons and fruits bought along the way, as well as a half-open bottle of Moutai liquor, and a case of canned beer that had been drunk very little.
Several young men and women of the same age as Cao Jun were talking and laughing on it, and they were all friends who traveled with him.
"Cao Jun, your urine is long enough, it takes about ten minutes, could it be that you urinate frequently and urgently, right? Let me tell you, this is a prostate problem that middle-aged and elderly men generally encounter, but you can't be careless, buddy knows an old Chinese medicine doctor......
"Hee-hee-hee......"
The man made fun of Cao Jun, and he spoke humorously, which caused the two girls next to him to cover their mouths and giggle, and a pair of eyes swept around Cao Jun playfully.
Cao Jun glanced at them and kicked away an empty beer bottle on the ground without saying a word.
"It's boring!"
After saying that, he walked straight to a BMW X1 SUV parked on the side.
After a while, the engine of the SUV was spinning.
This time, it can be regarded as alarming several people on the grass.
"Cao Jun, you bastard, what do you want to do? You don't want to go ahead of time, do you? ”
My friend kept banging on the car window.
Cao Jun opened the car window and said to them, "You guys play first, I'm a little unwell, I'll go back first." ”
"Hey, Hey, ......"
"Didn't you say that you would travel all the way to Shenlongjia? Why did you bastard slip away early without making a sound? ”
Cao Jun ignored him.
Kick the accelerator down, leaving several people to eat ashes in place.
While he drove to the city where he lived, he was thinking about this bizarre experience in his mind.
What if, what happened in the Water Margin world before?
It makes sense, then, that he can become so agile and powerful.
It's just that in this way, maybe when you will enter that strange world again.
In case you hang up in it, you may not be able to get out.
What about the relatives who remain on earth?
Cao Jun drove the car without saying a word, and there were many thoughts in his mind, constantly thinking about it.
As for the few fox friends who stayed on the grass, he didn't have to worry.
These people are more open than Cao Jun, and their mouths are also sharp, and there is never a shortage of girlfriends.
This time, I used a chat software to make an appointment with a few girls in the same city, and deceived people into saying that they were traveling by car.
It's nothing more than trying to get a free shot.
You ask a girl, and you don't have one more to come out, you two men and two women are a pair, and I am alone?
Fuck your uncle.
Lao Tzu is no longer accompanied.
As for why he was called Cao Jun, he naturally took a fancy to his car and free driver.
After Cao Jun left, there was also a Honda Civic sedan at the scene, so the four of them squeezed it and just went to the fire.
As for whether it can be squeezed or not, the space is not spacious enough.
Then it's none of his business.
After driving all the way along the national highway, a few hours later, I returned to a small city where Cao Jun lived.
At this time, it is also the beginning of the lights.
The streets are still as bustling as ever.
Cao Jun watched all this coldly, and he had a feeling of being out of place in this world.
He drove back to the community, parked the car, went upstairs to take a shower, and then fell on the bed with a bang.
After a while, I couldn't help but pick up my mobile phone and call my parents in the same city.
"Mom, let me tell you something, I'll transfer the money on the card to your card tomorrow, you save it for me first, and then I will buy a house and marry a daughter-in-law or something, and then I will ask you to get it, I run around all day long, afraid that something will happen."
Cao Jun's parents are employees of a state-owned enterprise in the city, and now one is retired, and the other is still hanging in the unit.
"Hey! Junzi, is something wrong with you? What kind of nonsense are you talking about? ”
"Mom, don't ask, I'll have something to do, hang up first."
After hanging up the phone, Cao Jun got up from the bed again, grabbed two ten-pound dumbbells in the living room, and lifted them more than a hundred times in a row before stopping to catch his breath.
What is strange is that in the past, after only holding on for a dozen times, it wilted.
In fact, these two ten-pound dumbbells were purely under the promotion of beautiful girls, so they couldn't refuse, so they bought them back and pretended to be used for them.
Yikes!
He usually uses a set of small dumbbells weighing three pounds each on the side.
Cao Jun looked at himself in the mirror for a while.
The pectoral muscles are full, and although the abdominal muscles do not have six vest lines, they are also strong and even.
Could it be that I went to another world once, continued to learn kung fu, and even my physical fitness improved?
If that's true, now is the time to start preparing for both.