Chapter 398: Miss Lin's contempt
"Let's go, go see the parents." After eating, Su Mo stood up and got up to settle the bill.
"Seeing my grandfather is also called meeting my parents?" Lin Youran was not moved, but showed disdain, "Brother dei, that's all you have to say, why don't you dare to see my father?" β
Su Mo's face was a little embarrassed, and he coughed: "What does grandpa like, where will we meet him in a while?" β
Lin Youran glanced at him: "He likes to drink and play chess very much, but the amount of alcohol is not good, and he is also a stinky chess basket." With the strength of your Jiangnan Provincial Primary School Group Chess Champion, it is more than enough to deal with him. β
"Then I'm going to buy a bottle of Moutai now?"
"Don't, he has a bad heart, the doctor told him to drink less, and besides, he doesn't lack Moutai."
Su Mo pondered for a while: "Then it's not good to go empty-handed...... What else did your grandpa like? β
Lin Youran smiled faintly, his eyes bent: "He still likes calligraphy and painting, but he has no ability to appreciate it at all, so he pretends to be elegant and hangs some celebrity calligraphy and paintings on the wall." β
Su Mo's eyes were sly: "That's it...... This is easy to do, so just send him celebrity calligraphy and paintings. β
Lin Youran frowned slightly: "Where did you get the celebrity calligraphy and painting, let me state first, he can't look down on ordinary calligraphy and painting." β
"Wu Daqian, the former chairman of the National Association of Literary and Art Circles, can always see it."
"Wu Daqian?"
Su Mo said with a smile: "The other party has been dead for more than ten years, and there will be no disputes if there are enough coffee seats." β
Lin Youran suddenly said: "...... Are you trying to forge one? β
Su Mo nodded.
The corners of Lin Youran's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but complain: "Are you still human?" You usually cheat little girls, but now you cheat the elderly! Instead of that, you might as well get two bottles of Brain Platinum! β
Su Mo was not ashamed: "If there is a work of art, I say it is real, and the owner also thinks it is real, then as long as no one pierces it, it is a real thing, and the satisfaction it brings to people is the same, come with me, I know that there is a calligraphy gallery nearby." β
The two of them walked on the street, the evening breeze was gentle, and the heat of the day gradually dissipated. Lin Youran was wearing hot pants, with two slender legs with a toned arc, and the curve of the buttocks was hooking, so that countless passers-by couldn't help but peek.
"Tonight's Tanabata, but I didn't see the Magpie Bridge." Lin Youran looked at the sky, there were only a few stars, and his long eyelashes blinked slightly, "You said that this Cowherd and Weaver Girl, can you still meet?" β
"Just because you can't see it doesn't mean you don't have it, it's just that the light pollution in the city is heavier. If you are in some remote villages, you can still see the stars. Su Mo smiled shyly, "Although the story of the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd meeting on Qixi Festival was there in the Han and Jin Dynasties, but at the same time, another version was circulated, which was about Dong Yong. β
Lin Youran was stunned for a moment: "Dong Yong? Isn't his wife a Seven Fairy, and what does it have to do with Tanabata? β
Su Mo said with a smile: "According to the record of "Sou Shen Ji" of the Jin Dynasty, there was a great filial son named Dong Yong in the Eastern Han Dynasty, because his father had no money to bury his father after his death, so he sold his body to bury his father...... Then after keeping filial piety, when he went to the master's house as a slave as agreed, he met a woman on the road and said that he wanted to marry him as a wife, so Dong Yong took her to the master's house together. The master's heart is also good, and he was moved by Dong Yong's filial piety, so he asked Dong Yong's wife to give him a hundred pieces of cloth to offset the account. And Dong Yong's wife finished weaving in ten days, and Dong Yong also regained his free body. Later, Dong Yong's wife told him that he was originally a weaver girl in the sky, and because the Emperor of Heaven was moved by his filial piety, he asked her to marry him to help him pay off his debts. Then the Weaver Girl returned to heaven...... So, don't you think the cowherd's head is green now? β
Lin Youran looked at the sky at forty-five degrees, speechless and choked, is this a distortion of human nature, or a moral degradation? Is it Dong Yonglu who is the Cowherd, or is it the Seven Fairies who are tragically transformed into the pick-up man?
"What a scum...... Lin Youran sighed.
"It's not a scumbag, the Weaver Girl also said that it was because of the order of the Emperor of Heaven......"
Lin Youran glared at Su Mo and stepped on his feet: "I mean Dong Yongscum, the man is really a good guy all the way, and he doesn't refuse to come!" When he met a woman on the road and wanted to be his wife, he agreed, so how casual you men are! β
The corners of Su Mo's mouth twitched, and he was speechless. Lin Youran snorted coldly, this guy's kung fu in changing the topic is first-class.
Soon arrived at the calligraphy gallery that Su Mo said, Su Mo asked Lin Youran to go to the roadside stall to engrave a seal, and Wu Daqian's seal was searched on the Internet. And I went in and asked for some aged rice paper at a high price, dipped a pen in ink, and without a trace of hesitation, wrote down a line of letters.
By the time Lin Youran came back, Su Mo had already finished writing. She leaned over to read the contents with some curiosity, and although she didn't know calligraphy, she could barely recognize what was written.
"You're going to write this limerick to fool my grandfather?" Lin Youran pinched Su Mo, feeling that his grandfather's IQ was insulted.
"The work of the immortals, you actually say that it is a limerick!" Su Mo dodged and shouted, "Don't just look at the first two sentences, finish reading, finish reading!" β
Lin Youran squinted his eyes and finished reading, and his unhappy expression was then retracted: "It's about the same, it's a little interesting." β
Su Mo breathed a sigh of relief: "What about the seal?" It's good to stamp it and let the family frame it. β
Lin Youran threw the seal to Su Mo and asked Su Mo to stamp it himself: "How is your handwriting, don't let my grandfather see Ang." β
Su Mo smiled: "Don't worry, I've seen Wu Daqian's words, and it's not a problem to imitate a seven- or eight-point image...... Ordinary calligraphy enthusiasts can't distinguish between words. Even an ordinary connoisseur can't pat his chest to guarantee that this word is 100% fake, because once he says it wrong, it is a matter of face. β
Lin Youran raised his eyebrows lightly and smiled coldly: "You are quite clever." β
Lin Youran knew very well that it was not absolutely impossible for anyone to recognize that this word was fake, but such a master would not usually go to her grandfather's house. And even if you go, as long as you understand a little bit of human feelings, you won't be able to tell it.
First, this is given to grandpa by someone's grandson-in-law, no matter how it is said that it will be a family in the future, and secondly, it will make the master's family extremely embarrassed to break this kind of thing, but he will secretly anger himself in shame.
Saying this kind of thing is thankless, it does not benefit at all, but offends people. No one with normal emotional intelligence will break it, and he will only think that this grandson-in-law has also been deceived.
Lin Youran knew it very well, and she knew that Su Mo was also very clear. Human nature is like this, which is why the other party is so bold to fake.
She didn't mind Su Mo using a fake word to fool her grandfather, as long as the old man was happy. On the contrary, she admired Su Mo's quick wit.
Su Mo asked people to press the glass, take a frame and frame it, and looked at him with a few strokes to become a master's posthumous work, expressing his satisfaction.
He couldn't help but hug Lin Youran's waist and grinned: "It's done, kiss one!" β
Lin Youran didn't resist, just tilted his head, his eyes were contemptuous, and he smiled coldly: "You are quite bold, dare to tease me." β
Su Mo came back to his senses, noticed his "trespassing", and hurriedly let go of his hand. However, the next moment, Lin Youran pulled Su Mo's collar, hooked his neck, and kissed him heavily.
But after a while, Lin Youran let go of Su Mo.
Her cherry lips curled slightly, with a provocative and sneer in her eyes, and said softly: "Only I tease you, do you dare to tease me?" β
Lin Youran looked at Su Mo, and the sweet hot breath exhaled from his mouth gently hit his mouth and nose. Her cheeks were slightly red, her eyes were full of radiant light, and the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned with confidence and pride.
Right in front of me, the distance is only separated by a thin veil, with a faint fragrance.
Su Mo felt that the body fragrance of the girl in front of him mixed with hormones was so wonderful, which made people's eyes soft and exciting. He couldn't help himself, hugged Lin Youran's waist vigorously, pushed her against the table and kissed her sexy lips fiercely.
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The previous chapter was typed wrong, and the previous chapter should be three hundred and ninety-seven chapters, so there are no chapters in the middle that are blocked. I've just written about my sister's birthday.,So I don't really want to write it.,Come home at night and make up for it.γ This chapter is more than 400 words.