Chapter 122: Elder, Why Are You Doing This (Third Update)
I saw a small red bug in the bottle, like a small ladybug, and it flew a few times from time to time, which looked quite cute.
Split Bone opened another bottle of beer, feeling sad for this old guy in his heart, the most important thing in the greedy monster is the worm, he is a monster in his body, and the parasites on his body make people numb, but fortunately he has become a human body now.
Wei Chang smiled, put his hand into the crotch of his pants, and immediately pulled it out!
I saw a huge black insect appear in Wei Chang's palm, it had countless tentacles, and if I didn't look carefully, I thought it was hair, and the insect foot, like a centipede, made people numb all over the body.
Don't turn your face away, that bug is so disgusting...
Everyone let out a slight vomiting sound, how did you get such a big bug out of your crotch, or did you say that you have nothing to do with such a big bug in your crotch?
Wei Chang stretched out his hand to tease the black worm in his palm, and the countless tentacles actually wrapped around Wei Chang's fingers, and it seemed that his scalp was numb!
"This is an insect-eating eater, and after eating it, it will absorb your nutrients, so as to grow, and finally become the main body and replace it!" Wei Chang explained with a smile, but everyone listened in a cold sweat.
Especially Tu Rong, how can such a big black bug swallow it, it's disgusting to look at... In comparison, his fierce Gu is much cuter.
Thinking of the ending of You Yinguang, Tu Rong broke out in a cold sweat, and he had to think of a way!
That's right!
Tu Rong showed a shallow smile on his face, put away his fierce Gu and said, "You misunderstood, just now I just showed Your Excellency my Gu worm of Wuxiang Pavilion, and I didn't mean anything else. โ
The disciples of Wuxiang Pavilion shouted that the elders had good minds, and if such a big worm was eaten, they would die in their hearts.
The other two elders looked at each other with disdain.
Wei Chang said that it didn't matter, and stuffed the black worm in his hand into the crotch of his pants, and everyone gasped when they saw this move.
"And what do you want to play?"
"The old man has been doing a lot of research on rock-paper-scissors recently, so why don't we play with it. โ
Cracked bones were stunned.
Wei Chang was stunned.
Everyone was stupid.
A minute later, Tu Rong Xizi left with his disciples, those fools were stupid to death, look at themselves, they simply won the other party, and left unharmed~ To be a man, you have to use your brain~
You Yinguang's soul scolded angrily: "You are shameless." โ
Qinglei Gate Elder Wen Rui took a step, his momentum was extraordinary, and he shouted in a deep voice: "I'm coming!"
"Than what!" Wei Chang was a little unhappy, rock-paper-scissors actually lost, cunning human.
Wen Rui stood on his arm's hand and said in a deep voice, "Elder Ben can drink a bottle of beer in one go!"
The cracked bones that were drinking suddenly squirted.
Wei Chang's face was even worse.
The disciples of the Qinglei Sect looked at the elder with admiration, Elder Wen is too witty, I am a model.
There was no other accident, Wen Rui drank a bottle of free beer in one go, retreated with his disciples, and sighed when he walked out: "The first two are simply stupid, you have to know how to outwit!"
Only the Southern Alliance Elder Gao Shuang was left in the Qing Bar, and the disciples of the Southern Alliance looked at their elders and meditated in their hearts, one rock-paper-scissors, the other drinking, the elder might as well follow suit?
Gao Shuang snorted coldly, why should Elder Ben follow suit.
"What do you want to play?" Wei Chang is very upset, cunning human!
Gao Shuang said disdainfully: "The requirements of the first two are too untouchable, and Elder Ben disdains to be with them!"
The disciples of the Southern Alliance admired the elder even more, Elder Gao was too heroic, he was not chaotic in the face of danger, he could be called a model!
"Elder Ben has a lot of experience fighting landlords recently, why don't you two have fun?" Gao Shuang said with the confidence of a mystery.
Wei Chang and Split Bone were startled at first, and then showed a soft smile, Wei Chang personally moved the seat, and Split Bone also opened red wine to entertain him, Gao Shuang didn't expect such treatment, this Qing bar is not so terrifying.
The disciples of the Southern Alliance cried, Elder Gao, why do you have to die, just play with rock-paper-scissors, we can't play with their landlords...
Half an hour later.
Wei Chang and Split Bone took a mop to mop the floor, and Split Bone sighed: "Elder is elder, he can last so long." โ
"Can you be called an elder without some strength?" Wei Chang said with a smile as he wiped the bloody table.
"This landlord is so interesting, I'll go back and play with the women, I'll leave it to you here." Split Bone ran away.
Wei Chang smiled bitterly and continued to wipe the table.
"Uncle Wei..." A soft voice sounded, and I saw Tang Wei slowly walking out of the back room.
Wei Chang was stunned for a moment, looked at the woman in front of him and asked, "Are you afraid of Uncle Wei?"
Tang Wei gently hugged Wei Chang's tiger waist, her head rested on Wei Chang's chest, and her beautiful eyes flashed with a hint of blackness: "Don't be afraid." โ
Wei Chang smiled: "Do a good job of hygiene, Uncle Wei will send you home." โ
"Uncle Wei, have you forgotten that the lights in my house are broken?" Tang Wei said shyly.
"Yes, Uncle Wei will help you change. โ
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Wei Chang smiled and touched Tang Wei's head: "Go and pick out the four people on the wall and throw them out." โ
"Oh..." Tang Wei is depressed, Jiangnan Sishuai is about to be bullied by Xiaoquan again.
Ye Hua upstairs didn't know what was going on downstairs, but Qing Yutong knew, observing her brother-in-law, it was really getting more and more mysterious.
After eating chicken all night, Ye Hua said that he was not happy, because he had nothing to do with himself, and this little man said that he would not steal the limelight, but he turned out to be a little liar, and all the limelight was robbed.
"Uncle, I'm sorry, Ah Li stole your limelight again. โ
Ye Hua seemed to be used to it, and put down his headphones with a sigh: "Go to sleep." โ
"I'll play again. Qingya muttered, but Ye Hua directly hugged Qingya.
Qing Yutong said melancholy: "Can you show your affection not in front of me." โ
"Ye Hua, what are you doing, let me down. Qing Ya's little fist thrashed weakly, and her pretty face was slightly red.
Is it possible to put it down, absolutely impossible.
"Ah Li, you also go to bed early, be careful that your mother spanks you. Qing Yutong said in a coquettish voice.
"My mother may still be talking about things, and Ah Li can still play one last hand. โ
"Well, the last one. โ
"Hmm~ The last Ah Li went to sleep. โ
Ye Hua said that this is the last one that never ends.
"Take a shower and go. Put Qingya down, Ye Hua said lightly.
Qing Yajiao snorted and sat on the edge of the bed: "Don't go." โ
"A smell of smoke. โ
"It's not your cigarette yet!"
"Do you want me to wash it for you!" Ye Hua said in a deep voice.
Qingya held her mouth, glared at Ye Hua and walked into the bathroom.
After Qingya washed up, Ye Hua also took a shower, and then lay on the bed.
To be honest, Ye Hua looks forward to the coming of night every day, especially when lying in bed, this woman will become obedient.