Volume 1 I'm Not a Genius Chapter 0018 Freelander Cat Ear Piercing
In the wilderness, less than 100 meters out of the inner city, Feng Aohan found those two sneaky Skywalkers. The person who is good at tracking in the killing of immortals is called the god walker. In the world of the human race and the demon race, in order to prevent someone from fornicating with the enemy country, a special Shenxing Gate was also set up to supervise the powerful.
Feng Aohan: "I'll shake off those tails." Take the money and go to my house first and wait. β
Wei Long: "Where is the tail?" Why can't I see it?"
Feng Aohan: "Wait for the teacher to teach slowly when he is free." β
Wei Long: "We're all the same age, don't play the old man in front of me." β
Wei Long carried a silk scarf on his chest. The pink silk scarf looked like a girl's thing. The pink silk handkerchief is embroidered with some words in golden thread. The text is densely packed. Feng Aohan looked at the handkerchief with a sad face.
Feng Aohan: "Where did you get the silk handkerchief?"
Wei Long: "That afternoon, when her mother came to my house for dinner, he laughed at me for being a waste, and when Hongsha came to my house to pick up pastries, she gave this to me. Hongsha said that this was for cultivation. But I couldn't read the words on it, and the red yarn said that it was the text of the Xianman Continent. β
Feng Aohan: "This is not the text of the Immortal Barbarian Continent. It's a magic text. β
Wei Long: "Are you talking nonsense! You can't even recognize the humanities, and you still know the magic text?"
Feng Aohan was helpless: "I said red yarn, are you unhappy?"
Wei Long: "Miss Red Yarn was rescued by you." Now you doubt her again. β
Feng Aohan: "It's just a poor woman, she's a human being, a demon and what do I have to do." β
Feng Aohan: "The carriage slows down." β
Wei Long did so, who would have thought that as soon as he slowed down, Feng Aohan jumped down. Wei Long was surprised at first, then calm.
Feng Aohan: "Hurry up and leave." β
Feng Aohan has changed too much in the past few days, Wei Long is a little difficult to accept, the murderous waste person who used to be known to the whole village has not only made Que Lie defeated once, but also dared to argue with Mrs. Que in person.
Wei Long: "Feng Aohan doesn't have a master, and he hasn't even read a book. How did he come up with so many herbs? How could he recognize so many words?"
The two Freelanders followed, but they didn't dare to get too close. Feng Aohan picked up a branch and wrote a string of words on the ground. After a while, a puff of white smoke rose from the center of the text. The white smoke vanished, and in his place was a short old man. The old man was holding a green bamboo rattan and a string of dried gourds on his waist. The cheeks are rosy and the face is full of kindness.
"What's the matter with this Taoist boy looking for Xiao Lao'er?"
Feng Aohan: "The same land, you are much better than the one in the hot spring village." β
"Seeing that you don't have a trace of immortal qi around you, and the murderous aura has only reached the realm of killing dao, how did you get me up. β
Feng Aohan: "You don't care about it." Let me ask you a question, where is the big cave around here?"
"How old do you want to be?"
Feng Aohan: "You can enter people!"
"A thousand steps on the left hand, there is a cat ear piercing. β
Feng Aohan: "Thank you!"
"The old man said goodbye! I wish Dao Tong success in his cultivation as soon as possible. β
The white smoke cleared, and Feng Aohan wiped the words on the ground with his feet before running towards the cat's ear hole. The weeds on the road are stinging. He ran all the way, leaving a lot of sweat behind his back. The spring sun shines on sweat and shines a different light.
Feng Aohan put on another formation on the ground where the carriage had passed.
The two Freewalkers, one called Cheqian and the other Reed. Although it is a killing rank, the tracking technology is in the realm of killing demons. This level is quite impressive in the Freelander industry. If it weren't for the wind and cold, they wouldn't have fallen behind.
In front of the car: "The carriage is gone." β
Reed: "Maybe the grass is covering your eyes." β
In front of the car: "The one in the robe seems to be Han Lao." β
Reed: "Where's the carriage?"
In front of the car: "In the wilderness, it is impossible to act alone." It was enough to follow the man in the black robe. β
Freelander followed the wind and the cold. Feng Aohan has been waiting for the cat's ear hole for a long time.
In front of the car: "Good job." We've found the old man's lair. β
Reed: "The cave, you mean?"
In front of the car: "The one who kills immortals is really living outside the mountains." β
Feng Aohan took out the Naxi medicine pot to make smoke. The cat's ear piercing is filled with smoke. The smoke is thick but not pungent. The two godwalkers inexplicably felt a chill in their hearts. They hid outside the cave. Time passed, and the smoke began to spread out of the cave.
In front of the car: "Where did the fog come from in the middle of the day?"
Reed: "Oops, miasma. β
Feng Aohan: "Young man, play slowly, the old man has left food here." You can go out when you break the formation, and even if you don't break this formation, it will automatically dissipate after two days. β
Reed: "Thank you, sir. β
Feng Aohan's child's face was smiling, but his voice was calm: "I don't understand, I don't understand." Go also. β
Feng Aohan left.
In front of the car: "Why are you thanking him? He is trapped here." β
Reed: "You know a chicken feather! A person who can set up a miasma formation in a short period of time, it is his mercy not to kill us." We were lucky to be trapped for two days. β
In front of the car: "What do you mean that the miasma array generally sleeps people for a few days?"
Reed: "If he wants to." He can trap us for 30 years. But the old man of the family only trapped us for two days, and left us with food?"
In front of the car: "That's what you say." It seems like I really have to thank him. β
Feng Aohan's formation was laid down with True Qi. Why did he only trap these two immortal killers for two days? There was only one reason, that is, his true qi was only enough to trap these two Divine Walkers for two days. Why did he leave food for them, because Feng Aohan was afraid that these two people would be hurt by the miasma, and he only wanted to trap people and didn't want to kill people. The food he left behind was actually a bunch of herbs. When the two immortal killers found out the truth, their eyes left a thousand lines of tears.
In front of the car, he raised his head and shouted: "There are deep routines in the city, I want to go back to the countryside." β
Reed: "This cold old man is poisonous!"
Feng Aohan put on his robe and returned to Jinli City. He rented a carriage and was about to leave the city. Who knows, there is a notice posted under the city walls. The earth is rejuvenated, and the enrollment of the six major schools begins. Anyone who has stepped into the Killer can participate. Fill in the registration form in the city and transfer the venue for assessment. If passed, the state enrollment fund can be obtained. One form is 10 cents. Feng Aohan received 12 registration forms, and he helped Wei Long also register. The date of the assessment is 1 month later. AA filled out the form, and he set out on his way home. As the sun set, he returned to Shengquan Village. He paid to get out of the car, and when the carriage was far away, he put down the cloak from his robe, and ate the lotus seed heart of the throat grass to restore the magnetic voice of the young man.
Feng Aohan started cooking as soon as he got home, and the food was served at sunset. During the meal, Feng Aohan talked about the registration form!
Wei Long: "How did you get rid of those people?"
Aunt Feng was blind, but her ears were not deaf, and Feng Aohan could only whisper in Weilong's ear. After hearing this, Wei Long looked at the young man in front of him in surprise, and Wei Long felt that Feng Aohan was already another person. Feng Mu can sign language, so she is not born blind, it is acquired, but Feng Aohan is not very good at sign language, Wei Long is very puzzled.
Wei Long: "You still signed me up? β
Feng Aohan: "Don't worry, the assessment will be carried out in a month." β
Wei Long: No, what if we can't get into a sect?
Feng Aohan: "I checked, the places where these sects bring new students are all in the same capital, even if they are not in the same sect, they can still get together alone after class." β
Hearing that Feng Aohan was going to the assessment, Aunt Feng's brows furrowed, and the chopsticks in her hand fell to the ground, with a sad face.
Feng Aohan: "Mother, what's wrong?"
Feng Mu gestured in sign language: "Mother hopes you don't go." β
Feng Aohan: "Why?"
Mother Feng's sign language: "It's just not allowed to go, this has something to do with your father." β
Feng Aohan: "For so many years, you have never mentioned your father's affairs to me. β
Feng Mu sign language gesture: "Your father is a good person, but your background can't be known to too many people." I'll talk about that later. β
Wei Long: "Feng Aohan, what did your mother just say?"
Feng Aohan: "She said that she wished Er to be admitted to a good school." β
After eating, Feng Aohan soaked his mother in potion feet. After putting away the dishes and chopsticks, he took Wei Long and the wolf out of the door.
Wei Long: "Where are we going to this black light?"
Feng Aohan shook his head, as if to say that Wei Long had no brains. They walked through the noisy streets.
A group of yellow-clad men began to stalk the two and a wolf.
When I came to the wharf, the shore was brightly lit, and the white jade was cooking porridge at the bow of the boat, the cooking smoke was curling, and the porridge water was bland. Seeing that Feng Aohan was coming, Bai Yu put down the spoon and hurriedly ran off the boat, and the little feet ran on the stone beach and almost fell.
Bai Yu: "Brother Han! Brother Han!"
The wolf's inner monologue [Shouting so affectionately, this person named Bai Yu won't like Feng Aohan, right? γ
Bai Yu: "That day, you saved me! Thank you!"
Feng Aohan: "It's the wolf who found you, thank him!"
Bai Yu raised his hand and hugged the wolf, and then rubbed the wolf's thigh with his face.
Wolf's inner monologue [Sticky and disgusting. I can't stand it. γ
Feng Aohan: "Take the pot down, I'm going to refine the medicine!"
Wei Long looked at him in surprise: "You still know how to refine medicine?"
Feng Aohan said calmly: "I won't be a master much." β
The porridge was brought over, and Bai Yu took a few bowls and distributed them to everyone, because he had just eaten, so Feng Aohan didn't drink it. Weilong is a foodie, how high the sky is, how angry his stomach is.
Feng Aohan: "Bai Yu stays, wait for you to go in." β
A man and a wolf walked into the cabin.
Feng Aohan took out the dragon grass from the carved box.
Feng Aohan: "No wonder Mei Yuan's master wants to give this to her as a dowry, it turns out that it is a good product with no separation of the body." β
Bai Yu: "What is Brother Han talking about?"
Feng Aohan: "What kind of food has your mother eaten in the past few days?" β
Bai Yu: "I didn't eat anything for the two days I started to be in a coma, and I can drink a few mouthfuls of porridge recently." β
Feng Aohan: "Have you eaten today?"
Bai Yu: "Not yet!"
Feng Aohan: "Boil a bowl of water and feed it to Mother Er first." β
Add ingredients to the pot and boil water.
After ten minutes, the hot water boils. Feng Aohan took advantage of the darkness and took out a few leaves. Bai Yu walked over with a small bowl and looked curious when he saw the herb.
Bai Yu: "What is this! It's as cool as mint leaves, so fragrant!"
Feng Aohan: "Let the water be warm, and then let the leaves be swallowed by Mother Er, and then drink this bowl of water." β
Wei Long suddenly shouted in the room.
Wei Long: "It stinks!
Bai Yu took the water and explained: My mother has been lying in bed for the past few days, and she has some incontinence.
Wei Long: "Master, can I go out?"
Feng Aohan handles the dragon-seeking grass at the bow of the ship. The place where they came in was the bow of the ship.
Feng Aohan: "Yes, take the wolf out for a walk, or you can go home." β
Wei Long: "I'm not going home, I'm going to follow you to cultivate." β
Feng Aohan: "Boy Er finally admits that I am Master Er? β
Wei Long: "Then I'll go home and rest first." β
Feng Aohan: "Wait for me at the entrance of the village tomorrow morning, and I will have the first lesson tomorrow." β
Wei Long: "What do you mean? Aren't you in a hurry?"
Feng Aohan: "I'm not in a hurry! I'm slowly cultivating! I'm going to go every day, besides, I'm going to have a duel with Que Lie the day after tomorrow!"
Wei Long: "It's all a routine! I can't get up, I'd better live with you!"
Feng Aohan: "Take it." β
A small string of money.
Wei Long: "Thank you, Master, for giving me pocket money." β
Feng Aohan: "What do you think! β
γToothbrushγThere are two ways to brush your teeth in ancient times. One is mouthwash, which is generally tea as the main ingredient. One is the toothbrush, the ancient toothbrush is not as comfortable as the one we use today. The bristles of ancient toothbrushes were made of a soft bark tree that grew along rivers.
Wei Long: "I'm okay with mouthwash, give me a few pennies more, the toothbrush is too uncomfortable." β
Feng Aohan: "I want mouthwash! I will match it, I don't need to buy it." The money is returned. β
Wei Long: "Your mouthwash tastes too strange to use." β
Feng Aohan: "What do you know? Tian Qi and Honeysuckle that I joined are so good for the mouth, look at the big white teeth of the teacher!"
Feng Aohan bared his teeth and grinned, his expression funny. Bai Yu smiled.
Wei Long: "White is white, but your mouthwash is too bitter." I'd better run out and buy a toothbrush!"
The wolf and Bai Yu stayed in the cabin, and Bai Yu helped her mother change the sheets and clothes, and she soaked the things in the basin. Feng Aohan had already divided the Dragon Seeking Grass into three parts. He began to decoction the medicine, and today he will fry the flower first. When decocting the medicine, he took out a plant of immortal medicine from the Qiankun gourd and fried it together.
γDragon Seeking GrassγFind a dragon whip first. Once you have the Dragon Whip, find the Five Elements of Soil, and then put the Dragon Whip into the soil to cultivate. Watering the blood of wild beasts every day, after a hundred days of this dragon whip, it will bloom a strange demon flower, which is called the dragon seeking grass. In order to cultivate the anti-heaven medicinal herb of dragon seeking grass, how many dragons have become eunuchs. Let how many female dragons have no one to marry. The dragon flower is the most effective, Feng Aohan fried the dragon flower first, and after frying, he brought the medicine bowl into the room. Bai Yu threw herself on the side of the bed and fell asleep.
Feng Aohan applied the ointment to Bai Luo's forehead and nose, and then fed it into her mouth.
Bai Luo: "It's useless, I'll find my own death." β
Feng Aohan: "Think about your daughter." β
Bai Luo: "She's not my daughter. β
Feng Aohan: "How do you talk nonsense?"
Bai Luo: "Bai Yu is a human, I am not. β
Feng Aohan: "On the first day, when I gave you the pulse, I knew that you were a demon. β