Early in the morning, Zhou Dagang rushed over with a helmet, but he was not very familiar with the Buddha, so he handed over the helmet to the airplane brother who also paid for the helmet.

Brother Airplane, here I have to introduce this No. 1 man of the Year in Class 6, because he can blow it darkly, making people unable to distinguish day and night, can't figure out the positive and negative of pants, and even blows himself to the sky, so he is called Brother Airplane, and there is also a brother in Class 5, which is our beloved Brother Biao, hehe, hehe. Our Brother Biao also likes to brag, but compared to this Brother Biao, it is really a small thing, Brother Biao is a little prince of bragging, and Brother Biao is a big devil!

Brother Airplane handed the helmet to the Buddha, and the Buddha took the helmet and looked at it carefully, "Police! The Buddha saw the English on the helmet and read it unconsciously, the Buddha raised his head, thought for a moment, and asked the plane brother next to him: "Excuse me, is police a famous brand?" ”

Brother Plane said unhappily: I will give you a helmet for free, you still pay attention to whether it is a famous brand, and you don't know how to lift it. But he still said perfunctorily: "Don't you know? The police brand is the Rolls-Royce of helmets. Founded in 1712 and headquartered in Bern, Switzerland, the brand is made from kelaf material, PVB bulletproof glass that has undergone 27 procedures. It is said that after each employee is done, he has to put on his own pistol and shoot himself in the head a few times to ensure that the quality of each piece is passed! "Brother Plane bragged about it, it was like a surging river, and he also used professional language, saying that the head is the way, and it was quite scary, and the bragging can be so deep that he deserves to be the first person in the sixth class!

But in this era, you don't have any confidence, it's really hard to brag, bragging has to be believable, this is the real! The bigger the bragging, the more others believe it, then congratulations, you have become a MiG fighter in the.

"This helmet looks like an old one." The Buddha flipped over his helmet again, and said a little disliked.

"What an old, retro department, you know, new! Did you know that the world-famous magazine TIME once featured Obama on the cover of the cover, and he was wearing this helmet at the time! ”

"Obama has endorsed it, so powerful!" The Buddha looked incredulous, "But why did Obama wear a helmet on the cover of the last magazine?" This American president is boring enough! The Buddha added.

"You know, of course I wear this helmet to prove that I am a person of taste! Obama is also an iconic figure in the United States, and the president of the United States has no taste? Wouldn't that be an international joke! But later the police company found out about it, so they sued him to the HSD Supreme People's Court, and finally Obama accompanied the police company for more than one million dollars to finish the matter! Brother Airplane's expression is more real than the pearls that Michelle, the first lady of the United States, often wears.

"The president of the United States is not qualified enough? This company is too insignificant! Zhou Dagang didn't know when he also listened to a confused sentence, and at this time, not to mention Zhou Dagang, a group of people next to the Buddha listened carefully to Brother Plane's boasting.

"Superficial, really superficial!" Brother Plane said disdainfully, "Then Obama looks like a groundhog when he puts on the helmet of other people's police, which is inconsistent with the fashion concept that the police company has always adhered to, and the definition is contrary, which directly affects the consumer terminal and positioning of the helmet!" "What Brother Plane said is impressive, pointing fingers and feet, dragons flying and phoenixes dancing, how exciting and exciting!

Finally the Buddha nodded, apparently convinced, put on his helmet, pulled down the glass, and felt the comfort.

Indeed, Brother Plane bragged vividly, seductively, and fascinatingly, why wasn't it excavated by advertising companies! Brother Biao is simply out of reach, out of reach!

"How? How does it feel? Brother Airplane knocked on the glass. The Buddha did not answer him, it seems that he has fallen asleep, and the effect is known without saying.

At this time, Zhou Dagang distributed the money in his pocket to the plane brothers.

"What, don't want money? Could it be that this helmet is a gift from your old godmother? Brother Airplane said, but the money had already been taken.

"No, this helmet was given to me by a police uncle, and I don't know why, he forced it into me." After speaking, Zhou Dagang touched the back of his head again.

When Brother Plane heard this, he suddenly realized: "What I said, how can there be a police on the helmet!" Brother Plane looked at Zhou Dagang again and said: "I really envy you, in the past, the cash truck often passed by me, and there has never been a policeman who suddenly jumped out of the car and forced me a box of money!" With a sigh from the airplane brother, the class bell rang.

At this time, Lu Zihao and the others just arrived at the classroom, and as soon as they sat down, they took the bread and gnawed it, the classroom was always unpeaceful, the teacher really couldn't stand it, and said loudly on the stage: "Everyone can do whatever they want in my class, I am not a conservative, but there must be rules, you can eat breakfast, but you must be nutritious, so you must be on the same level as steak." You can sleep, but you have to cover the quilt, and I am indirectly responsible for catching a cold. The key is that you all calm me down, and turn off the phone for me, in case it affects the rest of your tablemates, which is also the most intolerable thing for me! ”

The teacher thought that he was very humorous and talented, and thought that the students would laugh and listen to the lecture with peace of mind, but the laughter of the students was beyond his imagination, and he was completely indifferent.

Lu Zihao and they continued to eat breakfast, at this time, Brother Biao got a bottle of applesauce from somewhere, but he couldn't twist it off somehow, so Brother Biao asked Ren Si next to him to help, and Ren Si also screwed it for a long time, Lu Zihao couldn't stand it and grabbed it, but it still didn't work, and handed it to Xu Muhan, and Xu Muhan couldn't screw it down. It seems that only the monkey boss can, but the monkey boss has a withdrawn personality, and no one dares to mess with him, everyone looked at each other for a while, but in terms of physique, Zhou Dagang is the strongest among the boys in class five, so Brother Biao handed the applesauce to Zhou Dagang in front and asked him to do him a favor.

I saw Zhou Dagang dragging the bottle to death, screwing it desperately, his face was suffocated like a monkey's ass, just when everyone was worried about Zhou Dagang, only to hear a "boom", Zhou Dagang's face turned white in an instant, like a lump of mud collapsed on the table, it seemed that it was unscrewed.

"It's still a big gang, and it's solved all at once." Ren Si couldn't help but sigh.

"People's physical fitness is here, it's not you, it's like a telephone pole!" Lu Zihao made fun of Ren Si, and Ren Si didn't say anything, it seems that he was used to being teased by Lu Zihao.

"Bring it over and let me dip it!" Brother Biao stretched out his hand to grab applesauce with Zhou Dagang, for fear that Lu Zihao and them would take the lead and not have their own share.

At this time, Zhou Dagang turned around weakly and said to everyone: "I'm sorry, I collapsed a fart just now, which disappointed everyone." ”

Everyone was speechless for a while, and Brother Biao's bread fell on the ground without knowing it, just looking at Zhou Dagang stupidly.