Section 15 Prison Breaks
There is a street in front of the university, but for some reason it is called the back street, probably the gate of the school was built in the back, there are tens of thousands of college students in the university to consume, the back street naturally has a lively energy all the time, compared to the city center is really too much, here to eat, drink and play one-stop service, everything is available, no wonder people say that going to college is to heaven, it seems that it is not groundless.
On the bustling street, there is a place scattered in the crowd, there is a group of people who are rampage, causing people on the road to look sideways, but they dare not speak angrily, this group of people is the rainbow paradise that was taught by the monkey boss last time, I saw the red hair led by a pair of swaying sunglasses swaggering in the middle of the street, like a gang boss in the eighties of the last century, holding the copycat iphone17 generation in the Phoenix legend of "The Temptation of the Wolf": "Lady! Aha! You-will-not-get-hurt...... "The other six are taking here and there at the stalls on the side, taking whatever they want, and they are not delicious and have turned over other people's stalls, which is really hateful!" These seven people are now making a big wave of ions, and from a distance, they look like a colorful balloon on their heads, which is a bit dazzling, but when they get closer, there is another majesty of the lion of the Western Regions. And this large wave of ion perm and the name of Rainbow Paradise reveal an authentic rural heavy metal freshness, washing, cutting and blowing a dragon breath. The seven of them swaggered all the way along the S-shaped route. The red fur suddenly seemed to see something and stopped. It turned out that the weasel father and son were coming from this side.
"It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it! Weasel, you let me find it! The red-haired hands were crossed on his chest, his legs were spread apart, and he said to the approaching weasel in an unreasonable posture, but the weasel didn't seem to take these seven people into account, and continued to walk with the yellow mouse from the side. ,γThe red hair's pretense seems to have no effect at all, it seems a little redundant, the red hair hurriedly glanced at the yellow hair, the yellow hair understood, and immediately rushed up to grab the weasel's shoulder and shouted.
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Syllable! Red Hair immediately rushed up with an arrow and slapped Yellow Hair and scolded: "I went to New Zealand, and I really thought of myself as a turtle." What a brother is thirsty to death! Don't show me English over here! After being scolded by the red hair, the yellow hair touched the red ears and lowered his head and retreated to the side, without saying a word. It seems that the prestige of the red hairs is something that no one can violate.
At this time, the weasel also stopped, "I said that you are killing chickens and monkeys?" The weasel turned lazily, stretched and yawned.
When Hongmao heard that he turned off the amplifier of his mobile phone, he suddenly became angry. "What kind of chicken to kill, I'm asking my mobile phone, why is the Apple 17th generation I bought with you last time dead now, so I have to pick the battery more than 20 times a day! No, what you sold me was fake, right? β
"What's fake, I've been a weasel business for more than 20 years, and the surrounding neighbors know that I am a person, and I am not bullied! Besides, didn't you just put it well, where did the crash come from? As he spoke, the weasel hummed "Lang's Temptation" that the red haired had just released.
"Hey, weasel, don't rely on us to sell the old, don't think that the number one villain here is great. My boss said that if there is a problem, there is a problem! Purple Fur shouted at the weasel with half a leftover banana. The weasel sneered very contemptuously, and there were still no figures of these seven people in his lazy eyes. The red hair pushed the purple hair away, and the stiff smiling face was like a knife on the cutting board, quiet but not lacking in murderous aura.
"Brother Ratwolf ......"
"Hey! Don't call me a brother, if you do this, my son will become your nephew. The weasel pushed away the red-haired body as he slowly approached.
"Huh? Daddy, he's my uncle, too? When the mouse heard this, he was confused, and looked at the red hair a few times.
"It's none of your business!" The weasel glared at the yellow mouse fiercely, and looked at the seven people with contempt, "I said it's okay, just go play the slot machine, don't disturb your Uncle Huang's business." β
"I said why is your after-sales service so bad, who of us will buy things from you in the future!" Lan Mao, who was beside him, couldn't stand it anymore, threw away the chicken leg he snatched in his hand, squeezed out his head and said a fair word.
After all, the weasel is a businessman, and he also knows these rules, and he secretly thinks in his heart: as the saying goes, "Fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders." "These seven fools are old customers, you can't turn your face with them, give them to others, and in the future, you can expect this kind of person to support you in the future.
"Okay, I'll see." The weasel finally agreed, took the mobile phone handed by the red hair, and pondered it seriously. After a moment, the weasel suddenly cleared his throat and said: "My Celestial Empire is a big country, and the road of reform and opening up is changing with each passing day, and there is only ......."
"Don't don't, I'm a big boss, don't talk to me about reform and opening up, Lao Tzu is patriotic, but unfortunately there is no way to serve the country! Tell me about the phone! Red-haired frowned, interrupting the weasel's remarks impatiently.
The weasel looked unhappy, "In short, the phone is fine, it is to be jailbroken!"
"Jailbreak? What the hell did you go to jail if you didn't go to jail? Redfur took off his sunglasses, his eyes widening and wanting to swallow the weasel in front of him.
The weasel looked at the red-haired appearance who had never seen the world, and couldn't help but shake his head and sighed: "Hey, it's terrible to be uneducated, it seems that those who will be hooligans in this backstreet in the future must also have a bachelor's degree or above, otherwise it's really embarrassing!" β
After the weasel said this, the red-haired arrogance was a little extinguished, and the tone of his voice began to soften: "That...... So how do you get out of jail? β
"Jailbreak is not part of my after-sales service, if you want me to help you, give Money first! Do you understand? The weasel held out his other hand.
The red hair glanced at the yellow hair and made a look, the yellow hair walked over very familiarly, took out a hundred yuan from his arms and gave it to the weasel, pop! Hongmao gave Huangmao another slap, "Why are you giving him money?" β
"Didn't you say you wanted me to give him money?" Huang Mao touched the spicy ears and said aggrievedly.
"I want you to tell me what money means!" Red Fur clenched his fists, eager to send Yellow Fur to New Zealand again, but now it is clear that he does not need to explain.
The weasel hurriedly put a hundred yuan into his arms, "Since I have received your money, I will help you once." You go to the dumb guy who sells soy sauce at the end of the street, give him his mobile phone and ask him to help you escape from prison, and say that I asked him to do it by my weasel. β
"That dumb soy sauce bottle can't be lifted, as long as he can repair mobile phones, then my third child can go directly to build an atomic bomb!" The red fur felt that the weasel's words were too unbelievable, and his eyes glared at the boss again, obviously not believing what the weasel said, and almost laughed out loud, maybe the red fur thought it was too ridiculous.
"Believe it or not, I'll take the money anyway." The weasel shook a word, greeted the yellow mouse and swaggered away, leaving only the seven people in Rainbow Heaven looking at each other.
"Boss, why don't we go to Dumb and have a look?"
"Boss or go to the city, repair it for people in Apple stores, after all, everyone there is highly technological, anyway, this iphone17 generation is also a limited edition, high-end goods! You can't let a soy sauce seller spoil it."
So a group of people started a discussion right in the middle of the street......
The weasel who walked away suddenly turned his head to look at Rainbow Heaven and sneered. "Hey, I don't know that the master is in the people!"
On this day, it happened that there was no class in Class 5, so Xu Jing pulled Lu Zihao and them over to say that they were going to the backstreet to choose a jersey.