Chapter 6: Mr. Yin and Yang
In the early morning, a ray of sunlight spilled into the room from the window, as if covered with a layer of gold, which was very peaceful.
At this time, the hedge falling asleep felt some abnormal coldness on his neck, as if it was like a cold winter wax moon, and subconsciously touched his neck, and his hand touched his neck with a feeling of fluff, which was a little cold to the touch, like touching a piece of ice.
Oh, that's not right! How can I get fluff on my neck!
In order to make sure the fluff on my neck again, I touched my neck again, and there was really a fluffy feeling.
I was about to get up and go to the bathroom to take a look, but for some reason my ankles were a little inexplicably itchy, and I pulled the quilt to look at it, and my eyes suddenly widened.
On the ankle there is a black handprint with visible emotions.
"This ...... What the hell is going on? How so! ”
Fence Luo felt a little bad in his heart, and without saying a word, he put on his slippers and rushed into the bathroom.
In the mirror, he saw a black mark on his neck, with fine hairs like mold, and he was very disgusting.
Last night......
Unfinished building!
Hanging ropes, awesome ghosts!
Thinking of everything that happened last night, he guessed in his heart that the abnormality of his body was inseparable from the terrifying female ghost in the weird and unfinished building.
Turning to leave the bathroom, he hurried to the cupboard, took out the razor from the house, and shaved off the moldy and disgusting fluff on his neck little by little.
After shaving off the fluff, I found that there were red blisters on my neck, which were neither big nor small, but dense, and I wanted to vomit when I looked at them.
"It's not a way to go on like this, you have to find a way to cover it up."
Thinking left and right, he could only find a piece of gauze to entangle the dense blisters on his neck.
A layer of gauze was wrapped around the neck, and it looked like it was left over from the injury.
Since the abnormality in his body has not brought him any harm at present, he simply ignored it, and went out after a simple wash.
……
A bustling city with a sea of people.
I came to the steamed bun shop and bought two steamed buns and a cup of soy milk, and the idle fence ate the steamed buns and drank the soy milk and walked to the square near the community.
In the center of the square, there is a group of middle-aged aunts and uncles twisting their waists with each other's waists to the most popular songs at present, some singing duo and some playing tai chi, basically dancing more square dances.
The fence is next to him, eating steamed buns and drinking soy milk, watching the aunts dancing the square dance, watching the old men who play Tai Chi, with the dynamic small steps of the aunts, he feels that he is a little looking at his life after old age, and follows his wife to play Tai Chi with one move. When you are tired, you go home and rest, and continue to play after resting.
Shaking his head, he left the unrealistic ideas in his mind behind, how could he follow his wife to square dance and do tai chi in his old life, how could he have an elderly disco.
After eating the buns in his hand, drinking the soy milk, the fence fell through the crowd, and came to the other side of the river leisurely, there are many young people fishing for fish along the river, and on the bank of the river are some so-called fortune tellers. These fortune tellers relied on themselves to read a few I Ching gossip on the Internet, and they came out to cheat and deceive those young people who were not deeply involved in the world, and the little girls came to obtain money to make a living, but for the fence, in the previous life, what he was most interested in was to watch those fortune tellers who claimed to be famous families to deceive those young people, and those young people kept shouting about the master on the left and the master on the right, which was very funny and interesting.
No, just in front of me there was a group of people gathered around a fortune teller in a hot circle, and I don't know what they were talking about.
Curious, he walked over and squeezed through the crowd to stand in front of the fortune teller.
It was a middle-aged man about forty or fifty years old, who didn't think he was holding a signature feather fan like other fortune tellers, nor did he have the same pompous "acting skills" as other fortune tellers, fooling everyone. Just a table full of miscellaneous items, a chair, he sat straight on the chair, his eyes squinted slightly, and next to the table stood a peachwood sign, on which were simply written ten big characters "Fortune telling, one thousand, no bargaining, no bargaining." ”
"Damn, it's so expensive, it's a fool!"
"I'm really crazy about money, you dare to put this price out."
"It's the same person, the uncle next to him only asks for ten yuan, and he will give a peace blessing for free."
Listening to the discussion in the crowd, I fell into my heart, this uncle is afraid that he is not a fool, he still has a hole in his head! Go out and let the door clip? You come out to deceive people, and you may be able to deceive you if you ask for ten or eight yuan, and you will directly ask for a thousand yuan! Your uncle's! I won't accept anyone, I won't accept the wall, I'll obey you, it's too ruthless.
"Uncle, you can help me figure out when I can find a boyfriend."
At this time, a little girl in the crowd came out, squatted on the ground and looked at the fortune teller and said.
"Yes. No bargaining, a thousand, pay first, and then calculate. ”
The fortune teller looked at the cute little girl and stretched out his hand decisively.
"The uncle next door to you only asks for ten yuan, and he will send a peace blessing, you are really a bit of a doha, be accommodating, if you calculate accurately, I will bring my sisters with me next time."
The little girl pointed to an old man not far away, and pouted to the fortune teller.
"I'm different from him, it's too expensive, go find a cheap one over there."
The corner of the fortune teller's mouth twitched, and he didn't answer, but sat on the chair like a fairy, squinting his eyes and humming a little song.
Seeing this scene, he suddenly became interested, walked forward, came to the fortune teller, took out a thousand yuan of cash from his pocket and shook it towards the fortune teller: "Master, help me calculate." ”
Unexpectedly, the fortune teller frowned, opened one eye unhappily, and couldn't hide the disgust on his face: "Young man, your Yintang is black, there is no trace of human body odor on your body, and your whole body exudes the smell of death, you won't live for a week, this money is better to buy yourself something delicious and delicious!" ”
Hearing this, Fence Luo was stunned on the spot, and at this time he stood in place like five thunderbolts, how did he know that I was dead.
Liluo pretended to look at him calmly, and forced a smile: "Master, you have to explain to me clearly, what makes me smell of death all over my body, and what makes me live less than a week, don't talk nonsense." ”
The fortune teller didn't even look at the fence, but still squinted: "The whole body is out of breath, the body is unusually cold, and death is not far away." ”
This is an aunt next to her who couldn't stand it anymore, and scolded: "You stinky liar, how can the guy provoke you, you curse him like this, whether he stole your daughter-in-law or pulled your daughter's pants, you are not afraid of being struck by lightning!" ”
"That's it, the guy is so kind that he was deceived, you curse people like this, and it is light to be struck by lightning, I think your ancestral grave will inevitably be dug up."
The people around were also echoing, and the scene was a little noisy for a while.
The fortune teller looked at the drooling crowd, shook his head, stood up without saying a word, cleaned up the stall, and walked out of the square.
Watching the fortune teller gradually walk away, Fence Unconsciously touched his neck, looked down at the black handprints on his ankles, and he suddenly thought of something.
Dead air?
Cold body?
Did he mean the weirdness on my neck and ankles, not that I was dead? I mean I'm dying! I scolded in my heart, Bai Wuchang, I'll fuck you second uncle!
Thinking of this, I didn't have the heart to scold Bai Impermanence anymore, and I was thinking about what to do next.
Fence Luo watched the fortune teller's figure gradually disappear, and he quickly chased after the fortune teller.
"Master, wait a minute, go slowly, wait for me."
The fortune teller, who had already left, saw the hedge and panted and chased after him and asked, "Someone who is about to die, is there anything wrong with you?" Oh, I see. You want to prepare for the future, right, so sorry, I don't do nothing. ”
"Master, you wait for me to say first, you are really clever, Zhuge Kongming is alive, little brother, ahh My little nephew really didn't hide it, I did touch something dirty yesterday......"
"Oh, do you have anything to do with me if you don't touch dirty things?" The fortune teller looked at the fence and said nonchalantly.
"Master, don't be cheap, you Taoists don't say that saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, you can't see death without saving it, my master."
"I don't have a problem, you just leave home and wash your ass and wait for you to die."
The fortune teller waved his hand and continued walking.
"Master, as long as you come to the rescue, I'll give you one thousand and five!"
The fortune teller continued walking.
"Two thousand!"
The fortune teller paused slightly and continued walking.
"Two thousand five, no more!"
The fortune teller turned around and walked back, looking at the fence with a smile and stretching out his hand: "Take the money first, and then do the work!" ”
……
Fence stared at the fortune teller in front of him carefully, this uncle doesn't look like a good person.
Due to the urging of the fortune teller, Fence Luo took out his mobile phone from his pocket and transferred it to him for 2,500 yuan, and then the two found a roadside stall and sat down, ordered a plate of peanuts, fried tofu, steamed carp, and asked for a case of wine.
"Tell me, what's the matter with you?"
The fortune teller picked up a glass of water beside him and took a sip, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the water in the cup was steaming, probably a little hot.
Fence looked left and right to make sure no one was looking at them, and then rolled up his trouser legs, revealing the black, handprint-like mark.
When the fortune teller saw the black mark on the hedge's ankle, he first frowned, and was about to say something when he found the hedge untying the gauze around his neck.
The gauze was untied, and a large black fungus mark around the neck was automatically exposed to the fortune teller's eyes.
The fortune teller took a deep breath, waved his hand to signal the fence to cover up, and then held out two fingers at the fence.
Fence Luo was a little confused, indicating that he didn't understand, and asked, "Master, are you ...... What does it mean? ”
"You have almost no life to live now, but when you meet me, you still have a chance to live, I only have two ways to save your life now, of course, you have to pay the price!"