Volume 2 The Beginning of the Power Chapter 135 Sister is not a sister, Wen Tang is a horse for Brother Chi
Ligege and Shenquan fell in love, and the news that Mr. recognized Ligege's younger sibling quickly spread in the academy.
Aunt Xu, as the initiator of the "self-media incident", is extremely proud. When I meet a single woman in the academy, I will pull and talk for a long time, and the two people of Shenquan specially carry gifts to thank her is the topic she is most willing to mention, and at the end it is inevitable to mention: If there is a man you like, you will find her to say yes.
To the regret of the women of the academy, Li Gege became Yan Fengli's student and could no longer use his abilities at will. If you want to sit on the toilet and listen to her hiccups, you have to hold a prescription from her teacher. It's hard to get a prescription from that balding middle-aged man, but you always get a basket of scary medical terms. The women cursed the bald man in their hearts and signed up for Ligege's rehabilitation aerobics training class.
Ligege rented two rooms on the third floor of the cafeteria, one large and one small, the small one was used as a clinic, and the large one was a practice room.
These days, Ligege's life has become incredibly fulfilling. After exercising in the morning, I went to the teacher to listen to the lessons. In the afternoon, I sat independently for consultation, and when I encountered any difficulties, I could ask the teacher for advice through satellite video at any time. Yan Fengli is also very dedicated to this student, no matter how busy she is, he will always stop to give her guidance. If necessary, I will also personally visit the clinic.
In the evening, Ligege's practice room is particularly lively. It's not good if you don't want to be lively, since Ligege opened a constipation clinic, nine out of ten women in the academy are constipated.
Aerobics was learned by Ligege following the video, which added massaging the lumbosacral body, tapping the belt pulse, rubbing the abdomen and skipping rope. After a, covered in sweat. Gradually, women discovered the benefits of gymnastics, a group exercise that takes into account interpersonal communication, not only to reduce the fat on the body, but also to have normal bowel movements. Only then did the women come back to their senses and began to remember the bald middle-aged man's goodness.
Two days later, Liu Ying, Phoenix, and Lin Xiaodemon also participated in the training class. At this point, from eight to nine o'clock every night, except for the practice room, there was no longer a woman to be found in the academy.
One day, when the women were dancing, Luo Youcheng was reading in his room, and the door of the room was pushed open by a woman. Luo Youcheng didn't have to lift his head, only his sister Mi Doudou entered unannounced.
Luo Youcheng took off the monocle, "Sister, why are you not going to jump and run here?" ”
Mi Doudou lay down on Luo Youcheng's bed on all fours, "I'm upset, I won't go." ”
Luo Youcheng got up and left the sofa and sat down on the edge of the bed, "Who made my sister angry?" Adulterer? ”
"He's busy studying the alloy plate you brought back from Beihu, so how can he have time to provoke me." Midoudou sighed, "It's because of those monkeys." ”
"What happened to that kindergarten demon monkey king?"
Midoudou rolled her eyes, "What can it do to me?" I'm afraid I'm too late. My headache is that I found human genes in its cells, but I don't know how it came about. ”
Mi Doudou turned over on the bed and slammed his hand on the bed, "How is it possible?" How is it possible for humans and monkeys to give birth to baby monkeys? This monkey is no more than five years old, and people nowadays can't even make people, how can they give birth to monkeys? ”
"Sister, don't worry, if you can't think of it, why don't you let it go and do something else first? Aren't there a lot of chief teachers in the academy who haven't activated their abilities yet? Luo Youcheng explained.
"None of them are available." Mi Doudou lay on the bed, his voice muffled.
"What about other topics, such as genetic samples from people with disabilities, and human infertility."
"Those are even more clueless." Mi Doudou didn't look like a sister at all, desperately kicking her legs, "I don't want to care about that now, I just want to give birth to monkeys, who can help me?" ”
Luo Youcheng quickly stood up and took a few steps back quietly.
Mi Doudou kicked a few times, didn't hear the response of the old brother, was bored, supported the bed with his hands, pouted his butt and climbed up. When she sat down on the bed, she found that her brother had almost retreated to the door.
"Brother, where are you going? Come back, you must help me with this. ”
"Sister, it's not appropriate for me to give birth to monkeys. I'll call the adulterer brother right away, don't move the nest, I'll lend you the room. Sister, I can only help here. ”
Mi Doudou was so angry that he grabbed the pillow and threw it over, and scolded in his mouth: "Gua Piwa, even your sister's advantage has to be taken advantage of." ”
Luo Youcheng's brain couldn't turn around, which play is this singing, sister?
"I want you to accompany me to Lishui Bay tonight, soak in the hot springs and relax, and tomorrow morning go to the cave where you catch monkeys and see if I can find any inspiration."
Luo Youcheng stroked his forehead, which was a little damp. However, the old lady's statement is very novel, and it is the first time he knows that doing scientific research is also about inspiration.
"Sister, can you go tomorrow morning?"
"A little thing, pushing back, what's the use of my brother of yours?" Mi Doudou shouted.
"Okay, I'll go with you." Luo Youcheng immediately agreed, and when my sister was unreasonable, there was no reason to say, "Do you want to call the adulterer brother and grandparents?" ”
"I've already asked if I can. As soon as the door of Brother Shi's laboratory closed, no one cared. My aunt and grandpa have to prepare for class in the evening, and they have to go to class tomorrow morning. The younger brother and sister and the phoenix are still in the pasture, Guan Ning and his wife are interested today, and they start to talk about the basic knowledge of animal husbandry, and they can't stop talking, and they don't know when they will finish. The younger sibling said that it was late, and she and Phoenix lived there. Gege is a busy man. Rice Beans crackled like pouring beans.
Liu Mei didn't come back, Luo Youcheng knew, he was interested in Guan Ning, "Guan Ning and his family will still give lectures?" ”
Mi Doudou said disdainfully: "What about your husband, the people you dug back don't know about it, both of them are top students of Agriculture and Forestry University." ”
Luo Youcheng was embarrassed, and looked at him left and right: "Sister, what do you say we want to bring?" ”
Mi Doudou pointed to the superconducting backpack at the door, "I'm ready for everything." ”
Luo Youcheng thought about it, there was nothing to prepare, daily necessities were always available in the castle, picked up Mi Doudou's backpack, and said go. said hello to his grandparents and Hu Yongsheng, and the two drove their wings to Lishuiwan Castle.
The holographic intelligent housekeeper showed a fitting surprise at the late night visit of the master and Sister Doudou.
Mi Doudou changed into a bikini swimsuit, and the insect wings and pig tail behind him were also retracted, plump and proud, like a normal woman. Mi Doudou showed off his figure in front of his brother very much, but as soon as he sat down, he showed his stuffing, and there was an extra swimming ring on his stomach. Luo Youcheng did not hesitate to turn on the taunting mode for her, so angry that Mi Doudou shrank into the hot spring pool and couldn't come out.
"Sister, why do you like hot springs so much? Isn't it just a hot tub? You can also soak in the bathtub at home. ”
"Turtle, can the bathtub be compared to the hot spring pool?"
Luo Youcheng ignored her, and really asked her to say that she was ugly about the difference between the two, and it was probably okay.
"Sister, if you really like hot spring pools, I'll take you to our other properties when I go back. It doesn't necessarily get better than this, but it's certainly unique. ”
Mi Doudou stood up from the pool suddenly, and there were stars shining in those beautiful eyes, "Tell me about it." ”
Luo Youcheng said: "Learn about hot spring waterfalls and glacier hot springs. ”
"Conch? Snails? It's true? A smile climbed up the corners of Mi Doudou's mouth and eyebrows, and she approached Luo Youcheng, because she couldn't swim, she could only trudge through the water, and the two murder weapons were dangling around with special spicy eyes. It was easy to walk up to Luo Youcheng, grabbed his arm and began to be coquettish, "Brother, take me there, okay?" ”
Despite soaking in the hot water, Luo Youcheng couldn't help but get goosebumps, he shook off Mi Doudou's hand, "Where do you still look like a sister?" ”
Mi Doudou said very seriously: "As long as there are many hot spring pools, I can not be a sister, I will be your sister." ”
Fuck your sister, Luo Youcheng shouted: "Get out." ”
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said that he would go to the monkey cave early in the morning of the second day, but Luo Youcheng waited left and right, and he didn't see Mi Doudou, so in desperation, he could only let Zhizhi open her door. When Luo Youcheng stretched out his hand to pull her ear, he was slapped open by her, and he heard her muttering that she finally had a good night's sleep, and she usually only slept for two or three hours. Luo Youcheng quietly exited the room and covered the door for her.
Mi Doudou got up close to noon, and after lunch, the two walked towards Wanfo Mountain.
After walking less than two kilometers before reaching the foot of the mountain, Mi Doudou began to play tricks, saying that he wanted his brother to carry it if he couldn't walk.
Luo Youcheng refused: "Sister, what you lack is exercise, you must climb this mountain." ”
Mi Doudou was unmoved, and put on a posture that you don't carry me up the mountain if you don't carry me.
"Think of the swimming ring on your belly."
Mi Doudou had a bitter face, walked up a mile of mountain road with a hard head, and then sat on the side of the road, unwilling to get up.
"Brother, you've changed." Mi Doudou began to count, "When I went to your city before, you carried me all the way, no matter how dirty and sloppy I was, you didn't say anything." Ever since you had a formal relationship with your brother and sister, you've started to dislike me, and now you don't even want to carry it. I'm your own sister, what's wrong with memorizing it? A guy with no conscience, if you know it, you won't help you, and let your uncle torture you every day with small eyes. ”
Luo Youcheng immediately gave in, and no longer mentioned letting Mi Doudou exercise. Sister is not a sister, she is a grinding old goblin; The younger brother is not the younger brother, he is the little slave who serves the sister. He picked up Mi Doudou, activated his flying boots, and flew directly to the cave halfway up the mountain.
There wasn't a single monkey near the cave. The two adjusted the monocle to night vision mode and walked into the cave, which was also empty. The monkey feces left behind two months ago have dried up into shells. Other than that, there are only a few pits, twigs, and dead leaves.
The two discussed, intending to explore the depths of the cave. Luo Youcheng turned on the bright flashlight on the wrist saber, and took Mi Doudou to climb through a narrow passage, and three forks in the road appeared in front of him.
"Which one?" Luo Youcheng asked.
"I listen to you all the time except in my lab." Mi Doudou made a low brow and pleasing appearance.
Luo Youcheng knew that there was nothing good when he saw her like this, and sure enough, as soon as Luo Youcheng turned around, he felt that his shoulders and back were sinking, and his own sister was already hanging on his body.