Zhangzhou and Quanzhou, which were occupied by Chen Hongjin, were really as expected, and when he heard that the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty was personally conquered, he suddenly thought of Zhao Kuangyin, who was brave and good at fighting, his brother was so brave, and his younger brother should not be far behind, so it was better not to ask for hardship.

Thinking of this, Chen Hongjin immediately opened the city gate and returned to the Great Song Dynasty. The Great Song army thus won without a fight. When the emperor saw that this was the case, he couldn't help but like the two little dolls Zhengzheng and Yuanyuan more and more.

At this time, news came that Luoyang, under the command of the general Fang Yu, had a fierce battle with the invading Liao army. As a result, the commander of the Liao army, Yelu Dalan, was killed in battle, and the Liao army was defeated.

Joy and joy, so that Zhao Guangyi was in a good mood, and Long Yan was happy, and immediately drafted a decree, sealed Fang Yu as the protector of the country, and returned to the dynasty with me.

When we arrived in Luoyang, it was close to evening. But seeing that the people live and work in peace and contentment, the soldiers are mighty and majestic, and the scene of prosperity and excitement is completely different from when they first came, they can't help but look at Fang Yu even more impressively.

On this day, he ordered the large army to camp outside the city, and he walked towards Fangfu with two retinues.

The guards of the Fang Mansion didn't know the emperor, so they raised their spears horizontally and asked sharply, "Who is the one who dares to break into the Fang Mansion?"

The entourage was furious: "A bastard with no eyes, this is the emperor, don't get out of here quickly!"

When the guards saw Zhao Guangyi, they saw that the person who came was fat, big-eared, and small-eyed, dressed gorgeously, like an official, but not like the emperor, and he didn't dare to slack off at the moment, and said, "Wait here, I'll report", and hurriedly ran inside.

"Your Majesty, this Fang Mansion is too arrogant...... "For Fang Fu, the entourage is quite dissatisfied.

"You see that the people of Luoyang live and work in peace and contentment, the soldiers defending the city are well-trained, and the Fang Mansion is heavily guarded, how can such an army not be able to defeat the invincible Liao army?" Zhao Guangyi kept nodding, and he didn't seem to pay attention to what happened just now.

I heard that the guards were coming to report that there was a person who claimed to be the emperor at the door. Yu Yan asked the guard to describe the appearance of the person who came, and was taken aback: It's really the emperor!

While asking people to go and inform her husband quickly, she hurried over with her two children.

"Brother?" When the two dolls saw this person, they were very happy, broke free from their mother's hand, and ran towards Zhao Guangyi with open arms.

Seeing the two cute babies, Zhao Guangyi suddenly smiled: "Brother and sister, I haven't seen you for a long time, how are you lately?"

"Meet the emperor's brother!" I saw the two cute babies kneeling on the ground, knocking their heads three times in a row, and then said in unison: "I wish the emperor's brother good health, a smile, and all the best!"

"I don't know that the emperor has arrived, and I hope the emperor will forgive me. As she spoke, Yu Yan was about to kneel, but was stopped by Zhao Guangyi.

He stared at the beauty in front of him without blinking, and hurriedly said, "Those who don't know, don't sin." ＂

"Your Majesty, Emperor. When Yu Yan bent down to thank her, the underwear on her chest was slightly open, and her breasts were slightly exposed, Zhao Guangyi's eyes were about to straighten, and he swallowed his saliva unconsciously.

He waved his hand and said to the two entourage, "You go back, tonight, I will live here!"

"This ...... The entourage looked embarrassed, if there was any accident, I am afraid I would not be able to afford it.

"Is there anything wrong with me living in the Guogong Mansion?" Zhao Guangyi snorted and said, "If the Guogong Mansion is not safe, how can it be safe?"

In this case, the entourage had no choice but to retreat, but they did not dare to be careless, and ordered people to be on guard outside the Fang Mansion at all levels, and no passers-by were allowed to approach, and they must be avoided from afar.

"The concubine ordered someone to arrange dinner, and the emperor could walk around at will. ”

Seeing Zhao Guangyi nodded, she immediately scolded in a low voice, "Righteous and round, don't be naughty, be careful of hurting the emperor." ”

Zhao Guangyi pulled Zhengzheng with his left hand and Yuanyuan with his right hand, and the two dolls didn't recognize their lives, chattering around him. For a while, he was dragged to the back garden to play, for a while he was dragged to the living room to see the round calligraphy, and for a while, he was dragged to the open space to watch the brothers and sisters practice martial arts, Zhao Guangyi nodded frequently.

"Come, tell me, how old are you?"

He ran over and shouted, "Brother, we're almost eight years old." ”

"Oh, when were you born?" he regretted as soon as he said that. It's a stupid question, but it's a good thing that they're both kids, so they don't care about it.

The brother and sister circled around Zhao Guangyi and shouted: "Zhenguan for fourteen years." ”

"Could it be that you two are the remnants of the former Tang Dynasty?" Zhao Guangyi was stunned for a moment and laughed. It's really nonsense, how did this eight-year-old doll be born in the fourteenth year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty?

Fang Yu rushed home in a hurry, just when he heard this last sentence, his heart tightened, and he hurriedly rushed out: "Weichen is late, forgive the emperor!"

"The prince of the country does not need to be polite, and he is flat. Zhao Guangyi snorted and said, "They are very cute, they actually said that they were born in the fourteenth year of Zhenguan, the remnants of the former Tang Dynasty." ”

"Go, help your mother, fool around. Fang Yu smiled on his face, and his heart was furious.

"Be nervous about the national holiday. If they were really born in the fourteenth year of Zhenguan, they would have been more than three hundred years old by now. Zhao Guangyi laughed.

Fang Yu smiled and secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. Fortunately, the emperor didn't believe it, otherwise, the emperor would not have killed the whole family. He hurriedly changed the topic: "The emperor is here, tonight, I must accompany the emperor to have a drink!"

"It's best to let your lady accompany you. As he spoke, Zhao Guangyi burst into laughter again.

Zhao Guangyi's lust was well-known in the Great Song Dynasty, but he never thought that this would happen to him. You dog emperor, if you dare to be presumptuous in front of me, hum, kill you, Lao Tzu will be the emperor!

At this time, Yu Yan suddenly bowed down and said, "Your Majesty, the dishes are ready." ”

"Go, come with me. Zhao Guangyi laughed, holding Fang Yu with one hand and Yu Yan with the other.

Looking at the table full of dishes, fragrant and bright, Zhao Guangyi had a great appetite, patted his fat belly, and said, "Quick, pour wine for me and Guogong!"

"Your Majesty, please!" Fang Yu wanted to use wine to get him drunk.

When Yu Yan saw it, she had a plan, and couldn't help laughing: "It's rare that the emperor is so happy, it's better to drink a pot of wine for one person." ”

"Great idea!" Zhao Guangyi laughed.

Yu Yan came up with two jugs of wine with a smile, Zhao Guangyi opened the jug, tasted this, and tasted that, then nodded and laughed: "It's genuine!"

Yu Yan pursed her lips and smiled: "The emperor is coming, how dare you make a mistake." ”

"Come, Your Majesty, Weichen respects the emperor with a cup, and wishes my emperor a thousand years!"

"Okay! This cup must be dry!" said Zhao Guangyi, and drank it all.

"The emperor is really massive, and the concubines pour wine for the emperor. Yu Yan stood in front of Zhao Guangyi with a spring breeze on her face, her chest was half exposed, which suddenly made him think about it.

Zhao Guangyi was originally a lustful emperor, and when he saw such a close beauty, a snow-white crisp chest was exposed in front of his eyes, and his heart was rippling, and he couldn't help himself.

At this time, Yu Yan's arm stretched back and secretly handed Fang Yu a pot of wine. Fang Yu was puzzled in his heart, opened it and smelled it, it was water, and he immediately understood the intention. Drinking water by himself, the emperor drinking, how can he not get drunk?

Pushing the cup and changing the lamp, unconsciously, the wine has passed three rounds, and the emperor is still like a bell, talking and laughing, but Fang Yu is already shaking.

When Yu Yan saw it, she didn't feel puzzled: What's wrong with him? He drank water, shouldn't he look like this......

"Guogong, drink this cup again!" Zhao Guangyi laughed, picked up the wine glass and drank it all. Fang Yu shook his head, his steps were unsteady, and he fell asleep on the table with a "poof".

"It seems that the prince of the country is not strong enough to drink, so let's stop here tonight. Zhao Guangyi laughed and stood up.

Why did he suddenly get drunk? Yu Yan was puzzled in her heart, but there was a smile on her face: "Please forgive the emperor, the husband is too strong to drink, and he has swept away the emperor's Yaxing." ”

Looking at the wine glass, Zhao Guangyi suddenly said: "However, this glass of wine has not been drunk yet, is it considered ineffective?

Yu Yan's heart tightened, and she hurriedly said: "If the emperor doesn't mind, the concubine is willing to drink this cup instead of her husband." ”

"That's complete!" Seeing Yu Yan drink it all, Zhao Guangyi suddenly laughed.

His smile shook in front of Yu Yan, and then, his face became more and more blurred, and the world swirled in front of him one after another, what's the matter......?

In a blur, Zhao Guangyi hugged Yu Yan, knocked all the wine and food on the table to the ground, and then couldn't wait to press her upper body on the table: "I am the emperor, as long as the little lady is from me, I will enjoy endless clothes, food, glory and wealth, and even I can make you my queen." How?"

"Your Majesty...... You ......" Yu Yan was taken aback, only then did she realize that she had been deceived, but it was too late. She pushed weakly, only listening to the sound of the clothes on her chest shattering, Zhao Guangyi's cruel laughter, she turned her face away, and saw that Fang Yu was still lying on his stomach, not moving.

"Don't look at Guogong, he has been drugged by me. Saying that, Zhao Guangyi kicked Fang Yu down, and sure enough, he slept soundly.

"Do you know Xiao Zhouhou, she's a stunning beauty. Zhao Guangyi laughed and took off her clothes while talking about his romantic history.

Do you know Xiao Zhouhou? She is also a beauty, I tried to bow several times, I was annoyed and angry, I invited a few palace maids, stripped Xiao Zhouhou of his clothes, two palace maids pulled Xiao Zhouhou's legs, two palace maids hugged Xiao Zhouhou's armpits, and one palace maid dragged Xiao Zhouhou's back, and I had sex in front of everyone.

"If you don't obey, I can follow suit!" At this time, Zhao Definition had already stripped Yu Yan of all her clothes.

"Compared to you, Xiao Zhouhou is far behind. From now on, I will only pamper you. Looking at the bumpy carcass in front of him, Zhao Guangyi drooled, revealing his majestic utensils.

"Big brother, third sister!" Coincidentally, Yuan Da walked in at this time, startling Zhao Guangyi.

He hurriedly lifted his pants, turned around and asked, "Bold, why didn't you kneel when you saw the emperor?"

Seeing Fang Yu fall to the ground, Yu Yan was naked, Yuan Da was furious, grabbed Zhao Definition, and punched him in the face.

"Deceive my third sister, pretend to be the emperor, and you can't find death!"

Zhao Zhi said "wow", fell to the ground and rolled, Yuan Da stepped forward is kick, only to hear a muffled sound of "bang" on his head, "hum", and fainted.

Yuan Da found a quilt to cover Yu Yan, and brought a bucket of cold water to wake Fang Yu up. Seeing that Yu Yan was being slighted, Fang Yu jumped up in annoyance, pried open his mouth, and poured all the drugged wine into his mouth.

"Aren't you good at drinking? You can't kill you! You dare to move my woman?"

Yuan Da urged on the side: "Big brother, think of a way." ”

"Who do you think this person is?" Fang Yu asked without answering.

"It's been spread outside for a long time, and no one knows that the emperor is here. ”

"Then you dare to be so presumptuous, you have committed a capital crime!"

"Save my third sister, it's incumbent!" Yuan Da stepped forward and made up for it fiercely, "Bully my third sister, even if it is the emperor, Lao Tzu will dare to fight!"

I can't stay here. Taking advantage of the fact that the incident at the east window did not happen, he fled quickly. Fang Yu thought about it, and ordered Yuan Da to go outside to find a carriage, if anyone asked, he said that the emperor wanted to travel to Luoyang with the prince at night.

Yuan Da answered and hurried away.

Fang Yu splashed cold water on Yu Yan's body, bucket after bucket, and when he splashed the sixth bucket of water, Yu Yan shivered and woke up.

"You're finally awake!"

Looking at Fang Yu's surprised eyes, Yu Yan cried out with a "wow".

"Now is not the time to cry, we have to hurry away. With that, Fang Yu briefly explained what had just happened.

"I'm going to kill him!" Yu Yan yelled in annoyance.

"Go and pack your things first, don't miss a big deal. Such a wicked person, don't work hard to do it!" As he spoke, Fang Yu stepped forward and viciously kicked Zhao Definition's chest until he was so tired and out of breath that he didn't stop.

Relieved, Fang Yu hurried back to the house, woke up the two children, and the husband and wife packed up everything. Zheng Zheng rubbed his eyes, yawned a long time, looked at the busy figures of his father and mother, and asked curiously, "Where are we going?"

"Father beat the emperor, we have to run away. ”

"Why did my father beat the emperor's brother?" asked Zhengzheng suspiciously.

"Because he bullied your mother. ”

"Why did he bully his mother?" asked Zheng Zheng unrelentingly.

"Because your mother is beautiful. ”

"Is it bullying your mother like that Zhao Tianba?" Yuan Yuan asked.

"It's a hundred times more hateful than that Zhao Tianba. ”

When he heard this, he clenched his little fists and said indignantly: "Bullying my mother, no one can do it! Why didn't my father kill him with a knife?"

"I'll tell you later. Come, help my father clean up together. ”

"I've escaped, the sea fishing paperwork is coming. Yuan Yuan muttered.

"Sister, listen to your father, don't be ridiculous, hurry up. ”

"Brother, do you want to take the dagger with you?"

"Take everything you can bring, destroy everything you can't, and don't let the bad guys take it. ”

"Hmm. ”

Seeing the two of them discussing in a good way, Fang Yu was angry and funny. At this moment, Yuan Da arrived in a carriage. He jumped out of the carriage, his anger and his expression serious.

"Big brother, third sister, go quickly, the whole city is under martial law. ”

"Why is martial law all of a sudden?" Fang Yu noticed something unusual.

"I heard that the Liao army is coming for revenge. Yuan Da said indignantly, "If it was before, I would definitely sacrifice my life and forget my death to serve the country." However, this emperor is purely a womanizer, and it is really not worth it for us to work hard for him!"

"The Great Song Dynasty wants to protect, not for the emperor, for the sake of the people, we will discuss this matter in the long run!"

"Second brother, first break out of the encirclement, and then we will gather some heroes from the rivers and lakes. The Liao army is strong and powerful, and it must be negligent at night, so we can attack the Liao army at night and kill him by surprise. ”

Yuan Da nodded in agreement. The group got into the carriage, and Yuan Da drove it, and left the Fang Mansion smoothly, but before they had time to breathe a sigh of relief, they were stopped by the soldiers guarding the emperor not far from the door.