Chapter 194: The lazy ghost meets the water ghost

The old woman looked at the corner of the courtyard, the branches were full of budding begonia flowers and bones, and said happily, "Time flies so fast, and in a blink of an eye, it's time for the begonias to still be there." This year's spring seems to be a little earlier than in previous years. ”

I don't know what she remembered, and suddenly her eyes were full of tears.

At this time, suddenly a middle-aged man dressed in a gray short beat, stumbled and hurried into the door as if he had seen a ghost, approached the old woman, stroked his chest breathlessly and said, "Old lady... You... Come and have a look, in the village... Something big is going on in the village. ”

Huan'er was startled when she heard the sound, turned around quickly, her eyes were stunned at the visitor, and then she turned around and looked at her master in surprise, only to find that the master next to her had some eyes flushed at some point, and it seemed that there were still some tears in her eyes.

So, she cleared her throat, first dealt with the words that snatched the middle-aged man, and said sharply to him, "Wang Er, this early in the morning, what are you in a hurry?" Look at you, sweaty and panting, isn't it the hell? ”

At this time, Wang Er stood not far behind the old woman, he put his two hands on his waist, panting heavily, like an old dog with a long tongue and breathing.

After Huan'er finished speaking, she looked at her carefully, and the second Wang seemed to be really frightened, and his face turned pale.

As soon as he heard Huan'er's words, which were originally childish words, Wang Er's heart couldn't help but feel stunned again, and said, "Miss Huan'er, this is really 'close to Zhu is red, close to ink is black', you have been with the old lady for a long time, and now, you have become half an immortal, how do you know that my second king has seen the hell?" ”

Huan'er was deeply surprised when she heard Wang Er's words, and suddenly became stunned.

I saw her stretch out a thin finger, pointed at Wang Er, and then pointed at herself, and finally landed on Wang Er, who was surprised, and said in surprise, "You... I... What the hell are you really with? ”

Wang Er frowned, lifted his trouser legs with both hands, and squatted down on the spot, and then sighed and said, "Alas, this New Year's Day, early in the morning, let Wang Er bump into a water ghost, why do you think I am so unlucky?" I'm afraid that I won't be able to turn over this year, which is really unlucky. If I knew, I would have slept a little longer, and I couldn't afford to pick up that fucking water so early! ”

As soon as Huan'er heard this, her heart suddenly became angry, she looked up at the position of the sun, and said contemptuously, "If you are lazy, just say lazy, what are you doing with so many excuses?" Who doesn't know here, you Wang Er is the laziest lazy man in the entire Taohuadian Village. Before dawn, people have already filled their own water tanks and cooked hot food. But what about you, you have raised your noble eyes to see, it is almost the hour of the third pole of the day, and every household is afraid that they are already ready to cook for lunch, and you are embarrassed to come here and say, 'Early in the morning'

。 Didn't you Wang Er even eat your morning meal, and your stomach was still empty, right? Hum... It's not me Huan'er who said you, you said that you are almost thirty years old, and the men in the village who are the same age as you have reached the age of marriage. You haven't thought about why there is no girl in the village who can look down on you, you are so shameless! As for the 'water ghost', I think you're a sleeper who can't sleep enough all day! ”

"Hey, I said you little girl, how do you talk. A sentence of 'Wang Er, Wang Er', my Wang Er can at least be regarded as your uncle. Why are you scolding you Uncle Wang and me like this? Do you still have the dignity of the young and the old in your eyes? I just praised you for following the 'Living Bodhisattva' all these years without heels, why are you even so disrespectful in the blink of an eye? Old lady, you have to discipline this girl well, can you go on like this? Wang Er was already depressed, but at this time, he was reprimanded by Huan'er so mercilessly, splitting his head and covering his face, he couldn't breathe, and he got up and jumped up.

At this time, the old woman seemed to have adjusted her mood, wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and reprimanded Huan'er, "Huan'er, what the old man told you just now, did you forget it all when you turned around?" No matter how you say it, you have to call Wang Eryi Uncle Wang, he also helps us a lot in the fields on weekdays, how can you be so disrespectful to him? After so many years, it seems that the old body has taught you in vain after all. ”

As soon as the old woman finished speaking, she stopped looking at her, and Huan'er saw that her master was angry with her again, and she was very nervous, "Old lady, Huan'er ......"

Seeing that the master was really annoyed by herself, Huan'er seemed to pout helplessly, bowed to Wang Er and apologized, "Uncle Wang, I'm sorry, Huan'er knows that she is wrong." ”

Unexpectedly, Wang Er suddenly kicked his nose and put his face up, and he didn't pay attention to Huan'er's apology at all, sneered and snorted coldly, and then turned his head over.

At this time, the old woman on the side turned around, walked in front of Wang Er, and asked suspiciously, "You said that the water ghost just now?" What the hell is going on? ”

After all, he still has to give the face of the old woman who is praised by everyone as a 'living bodhisattva'. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been the first to come to her courtyard to tell her about it after discovering this water ghost.

So, Wang Er replied to the old woman's words with a straight face, and said, "Early this morning, when I got up and entered the house, I wanted to boil water and cook a few dumplings to wrap my belly. But when you open the water urn, you can see that the urn has bottomed out. So, I picked up a pole and went to the river to fetch water. Suddenly, I saw something floating in the weeds on the corner of the river, so I curiously rolled up my trousers and ran over. But when I got closer, oh my mother, I was really scared to death, I was afraid that my second king would never dare to swim in the river again in this life. ”

"How about you take a closer look?" The old woman only looked him in the eye and asked anxiously.

"Oh, 'living bodhisattva',