Chapter 59: Borrow Your Ones
In a patriarchal society, is there any identity that can transcend gender? Yes, the identity of the gods and Buddhas.
This is Liu Jun's trick, arranging a transcendent identity for himself, which has a strong appeal and prestige in this era, otherwise he will be constrained by many restrictions because of his gender.
If it was before the barbarian invasion, he would not dare to do this, there is a natural opposition between divine power and royal power, and he can be raided by a county order.
But now that the original social order has collapsed, having a transcendent identity is more conducive to him to unify all his forces, otherwise this winter may not be able to survive.
As for pretending to be a ghost, it's too simple, the words on the windshield are written in vinegar, and they will change color when smoked by heat.
The statue of the god was a cylindrical stone that Liu Jun found on the mountain, and he carved his face on it casually, and when no one was paying attention in the middle of the night, he and Li Da were quietly buried in the soil, and even Li Youwei didn't know.
A bag of soybeans was stuffed under the stone statue, which would sprout when watered and damp, and the next day the stone statue would be pushed out, revealing its face.
There is not enough time and materials, otherwise Liu Jun still has a lot of means to use, what kind of oil pot to wash his hands, fried ghosts, noodle fishing copper coins, etc., to ensure that these people can be stunned.
As for his identity, Liu Jun carefully chose a female envoy, neither high nor low, and would not become the target of public criticism like the Dharma Body, nor would it be insignificant, and it would not achieve the effect of transcending gender restrictions.
Along the way, Liu Jun heard a lot of whispers: "No wonder Liu Shi Niang completely changed after her husband died, and she dared to lead the female envoy down to earth, no wonder." ”
"That's it, not only has her temperament changed greatly, but her mana is super strong, many men can't beat her, Li Sihu's daughter-in-law seems to have been rescued by her spell, but unfortunately she still died at the hands of the barbarians."
"Your name is still Liu Shi Niang? Aren't you afraid of the Queen Mother hearing it? You have to call the lady Liu, otherwise the queen mother will not bless you. ”
"Look at my stinky mouth, baba blah, it's weird, the willow girl is magnanimous."
"In this way, the tofu ordered by the Liu maiden in the soy milk is also a fairy method, Mapo, you earn a big Luo, you are a person who has learned the fairy family method from Liu Dangjia, and you are a child of the fairy family."
"Huh? Oh, yes? Thankfully, this is a fairy fate. ”
These words are expected, and this is also one of Liu Jun's goals, to solve all the hidden dangers at once.
From the great change in his temperament after he crossed over, and then to the sudden mastery of these multiple abilities, his talking temperament is more like a different person, if someone wants to target him, a sentence of 'evil worship on the body' can kill him.
The reason why Liu Jun was so jealous of Li Wantian's family at the beginning, and immediately made a bow and crossbow to protect himself, was because the village head, Li Wantian, was fully capable of seizing this hidden danger and causing him to die.
Evil worship, ghost body, plus Liu Jun really seems to have changed as a person, in this regard, Li Youwei feels the deepest, if Li Wantian seizes this loophole, it is likely that even Li Youwei will turn against him, after all, theoretically, he is indeed equivalent to encroaching on Liu Niang's body.
Rather than waiting for others to seize this hidden danger to attack him, it is better to correct it first, he is not an evil worshipper, but a fairy descending to earth.
When I came to the place where the stone statue was buried, I saw that the stone statue had already sprouted half of its head, revealing a pair of eyes, but the area below the nose was still buried in the soil.
To tell the truth, this stone statue is really cold to call the Dharma Body, a slippery one, I can see two eyes, mainly Liu Jun can't carve, his hands are holding scalpels, he has not practiced carving chisels, and it is already very good to be able to carve facial features.
But it doesn't matter, ordinary people don't value the sustenance of faith, they worship an imaginary image, and it doesn't matter what the Dharma body looks like, every flower, tree, and stone can become the Dharma body.
Isn't there a joke on the Internet before, a country has six billion gods and Buddhas, more than the total population of their country, if someone worships a lump of cow dung on the road, there will be people behind him who will immediately line up to worship and offer incense, and a cow dung god will be formed.
Liu Jun at least carved the stone with facial features, which is already very good.
"Hurry up, take the holy water to disinfect the Dharma Body, everyone go and get the materials to build a place for the Dharma Body, the Queen Mother will thank you for your help, cast spells and protect you, etc." Liu Jun said.
As soon as they heard that they could be blessed by helping to build a temple, everyone became excited, and they scattered everywhere to find materials, and even Li Xiucai, who had been holding a 'fake, fake', ran away.
People have a very cheap problem, once they spend a little energy on something, if they can't get a satisfactory result, they will repeatedly put themselves into it, completely ignoring the investment itself, which is already many times more expensive than this thing, whether it is in love or something else.
You can't do the Dharma Body thing by yourself, you must let everyone participate, and after everyone is involved, if someone dares to say that this is fake, there is no need for Liu Jun to refute it, and others will be able to tear each other apart.
With everyone's efforts, a simple temple was quickly erected, and everyone found some incense treasures from home and lit them, and the smell of incense began to spread nearby.
I don't know why, just smelling this smell, many people's mood can't help but relax, there are more smiles on their faces, and the suppressed emotions since the barbarian invasion have been soothed a lot.
Many people unanimously believe that this is the effect of the queen mother's blessing, but Liu Jun smiled secretly, how can there be such an immediate effect, the incense candle itself is added with calming materials, smelling and smelling will of course soothe the mood, otherwise the expensive sandalwood will not be sold.
The incense candles that calm the mind, coupled with the ritual of worshipping this psychological suggestion, soothed everyone's emotions, and after the small temple was built, everyone had a great change in spirit and spirit compared to the morning.
"Can it still have this effect? I knew that I wouldn't talk about any myths of the Celestial Empire, just pick a god and Buddha to come out and worship. Liu Jun muttered in his heart, and poured a bucket of lime water on the stone Buddha, which was called disinfection and cleansing, but in fact it was to kill the beans underneath, so as not to completely sprout and put the stone statue out of the top, and then the stuffing would be exposed.
However, after the lime water is poured down, the sprouts will swell for a while until the entire head of the stone statue is pushed out.
Under the cover of the temple roof, the light changed and shone obliquely on the face of the stone statue, and I don't know if it was too much self-suggestion or other reasons, one of the eldest ladies shook her head, and suddenly pointed to the stone statue and called: "Look, everyone, this Dharma body looks like a willow maid." ”
The others came around to take a look and said that it was really similar, and a few disagreed, but when they saw that everyone was talking in unison, they couldn't help but wonder if they were wrong.
Liu Jun came over to take a look, and scolded in his heart: "Where is it like?" Except for its nose and eyes, it doesn't even look like a person. ”
But he only dared to say this in his heart, nodded with a smile on his face, and said, "It's a bit similar, maybe the Dharma Body is the Queen Mother pinching it according to me." ”
After dealing with these things, Liu Jun finally had time to change the medicine for Ziqingshu.
When he was removing the bandage, Liu Jun noticed Zi Qingshu's expression of wanting to speak and stopped, and couldn't help laughing: "If you have something to say, it's really uncomfortable to see you holding back like this." ”
When Ziqingshu heard this, he first sighed, and then asked hesitantly: "Are you really the envoy of the Queen Mother?" ”
Liu Jun smiled calmly: "What? Isn't it like? ”
If there is any biggest loophole in this plan, it is Ziqingshu, Liu Jun is sure to fool those village husbands and women, but he is not sure to fool this son of the family, what if he has seen Liu Jun's methods and exposed them halfway?
But the arrows have to be sent on the string, otherwise the beans buried in the soil will have to sprout on their own.
"Like, like, only the fairy envoy can explain it, you are now in the minds of Zilong and them, you are almost the same as a fairy, except for the fairy envoy, who can cut people open and sew them up, and still not die? Liu Niang, you saved my life, but if you have a life, don't dare to disobey. Ziqingshu said with a sparkling gaze.
"It's called sister, it's not big or small." Liu Jun exerted a force on his hand, causing him to scream: "Even if you don't dare to disobey, then, borrow your people to use it." ”