Volume 1: The First Advent Chapter 34 Salted Fish

The silver-haired girl looked at the big yellow dog that suddenly became listless and exuded a decadent atmosphere, and wondered? "Am I pushing too hard? I finally deceived Jingyun into taking such a clean dog for herself....... No, I was so impatient just now, and now I look very depressed. Could it be... Could it be! ”

"Want to boo?"

Ellie's face flushed slightly, and she was inexplicably excited, as if she was surrounded by a sense of mission. Holding the dog and walking towards the women's toilet by the square, please, as the sole heir of the Iron Thorn family, how can you let your pet find a corner to discharge such filth?

"Wang???? Prosperous!!!! ”

I'm sorry, that kind of place is simply indescribable, anyway, Luo Xia feels that the next experience is indescribable, and it is definitely not a good experience. Especially as a dog, when I was forcibly watched by my aunts and aunts.

The soul is light! Obviously, all it takes is a telephone pole to make me perfectly ignore this shameful process!

Until the silver-haired girl and Huang Jingyun were admitted to the Seven Martial Arts Academy, he didn't recover from the blow, dog! It's also a face.

"Silver Hair Steel Plate! I absolutely, absolutely will not forgive you. "The barking of the defeated dog is like 'Wangwang'.

......

Luo Xia was adopted, I'm sorry, a wise dog will never be a slave, and it won't work to eat and live, unless it's a god-like food and shelter, which is really pleasant.

The manor is built in hectares, and there are woods.

There are professional maids with different divisions of labor who brush the dog's hair every day, massage the dog's legs, and even have professional chefs who eat separately.

Every day, there is still the once unattainable, legendary kind of kisses and caresses of the aristocratic lady?

You can even share a bed... If you don't have a pillow, you can sleep at the foot of the bed. It's slippery, and you can still lick the jade legs of the legendary eldest lady?

Corrupt, too corrupt, if you want to eat chicken legs, you have to kill and roast them, and you have to rooster; If you want to drink milk, you can directly squeeze it out of the source of milk (cough, especially referring to different animals); If you want to go for a ride, there are special small capes of different styles to keep warm; There are even professional nail hygienists who carefully rub and rub every day;

As a dog, and a dirt dog, what is there not to be satisfied with?

So Luo Xia felt that he had reached the top.

The blackened girl who was originally worried doesn't exist at all.,The silver-haired girl is just a hidden scheming watch.,Deliberately behaving as if she was going to take this dog home to dissect.,So as to get this dog's body!

So, this dog reluctantly accepts it.

"Great master, are you really good like this?" Xiao Xi couldn't complain, so she wanted to ask if she could allow herself to be a machine and skip this paragraph?

"Wang... It's a biological instinct, instinct knows? I'm just experiencing life, and my instinct as a dog is to be loyal and hug my thighs, so I can't be blamed for that. In the future, when I become a human, I may not have a chance, understand? Cherish the moment and don't wait for the loss of the opportunity to be a dog to regret it, you know? ”

Xiao Xi is simply powerless to complain, why is it that something that should be very bad is said confidently, so that people can't refute it?

"But as you said last time, you would never forgive her." Xiaoxi continued to complain.

Luo Xia turned over, exposing his belly to the sun, the unknown blanket under his body exuded the smell of sunlight, and the soft and slippery touch made him feel happy: "Of course I can't forgive her!" I'm going to eat her with her! Let her ruin her wealth, let her wag her tail at me and beg for mercy to pray for my favor, and lick her to doubt life, hum..."

Along the way, eating insects, eye-to-eye with female mice, stealing chickens and dogs and small animals for food, and being attacked by vicious butchers, it is simply not too bad. It's hard to live the life in front of you, and you don't cherish it? How can a high-latitude creature know the lofty ideals of the earth's otaku?

"Well, great host, I was simply stunned. But I need information here...."Xiao Xi silently rolled her eyes.

At this moment, the door of the living room was pushed open, and the cold girl with a frosty face waved away the trembling servants around her, and came to Luo Xia's side and squatted down.

Luo Xia licked his tail and begged for mercy at the delicate little hands that took off his gloves...... Ah, this damn creature nature.

Ellie's expression softened suddenly, and she squatted down to concentrate on picking up the big dog's hair, and only after her mood seemed to calm down a little, she said a little weakly: "Huang Bao, fortunately, there are still you... Dad still hasn't replied... Well, I'm used to it. ”

"Well, I met my uncle again today, and he was really angry. He didn't expect me to go to the fallen Seventh Academy, and Van Gogh's money-hungry old man really accepted me......" Ellie said as she stroked Huang Bao, or Luo Xia's fur, but she was more like talking to herself.

"Actually, I don't blame my uncle, he just thinks that girls like me... Marrying Zhu Weisi, even if it is only a second ancestor, can protect yourself from being surrounded by those greedy ...'relatives'... Devour, I, I know it..."

"It's just that I, my mother's daughter, the heir of the Iron Thorn Family, how can I lose to those guys."

"I will definitely stay in the Seven Martial Academy, even if it is the Seventh Academy."

"Huang Bao, do you know? Today I made a bet with my dear cousin that at next year's school inspection ceremony, I told him that I would awaken the power of the bloodline and become a true demon breeder. ”

Luo Xia instantly grasped the key point - that is: the silver-haired girl's father is rich, because his cousin is obviously the so-called relative. HOHO, sure enough, the existence of eating soft rice can always be cool, even relatives are cool, my generation is not lonely.

Xiaoxi: Excuse me, what's the point!!?? Master, what about your three views?

Ellie's tired face seemed to shine again: "I know he is deliberately squeezing me, I won't lose, absolutely not!" So, Huang Bao, I'm sorry, I can only leave you alone at home, I'm going to cultivate, you have to be obedient... I'll be back to see you next month..."

Luo Xia lay quietly on the blanket, looking at the back of the cold girl who was disguised again, and her eyes were very deep: "Women are really big pigs' trotters, and when they are short of materials, they want to find a rich second generation." When you live a rich life, you want to be mentally independent and have a perfect personality. In short, it is all kinds of unsatisfying and all kinds of tosses. Which is like this treasure, tomorrow will be invincible and the future will be like a prospect, but as long as someone eats and stays, he will be willing to be ordinary. Why can't you be a normal person? Alas. ”

Xiaoxi said: God is so normal, you are just worried that the owner is not at home, which will lead to the good life of eating and living being discounted! After all, in the eyes of the servants, you are just a cheap earth dog!

"Xiaoxi, what did you want to say just now?"

"Huh!? Earth, oh oh oh, great master, after my deliberations, um, days of observation and calculations, as well as looking at some books on the estate. In my opinion, the cultivation system of this world may still have merit. Xiao Xi panicked for a while, and when she came back to her senses, she realized that Luo Xia was talking about the topic before the silver-haired girl came back.

Luo Xia glanced at this so-called high-level intelligence who spoke upside down suspiciously, he became more and more suspicious that he had been fooled, things like artificial intelligence were already terrifying if they had logical deduction thinking and the like, and they would still be weak-minded? Afraid to be when I'm mentally retarded?

However, he couldn't do anything about Xiao Xi's true identity anyway, so he skipped directly: "I'm a dog in captivity now, you call me a great master, which makes me feel ridiculed, and you know if you call me a respected master in the future." Well, go ahead, what do you mean by that? ”

Xiao Xi: "Hehe, respected master, what Paul and I mean is that as long as you come into contact with or cultivate the cultivation system of this world, and then collect enough energy in the sixth dimension space, and rebuild a magic energy system laboratory and mathematical library, and then continue to enrich the information to promote its evolution, help you adapt and improve this world, you can also achieve the purpose of biological evolution." ”

Luo Xia was a little dizzy, a few days ago he was hit by the Gundam dog incident, when he learned that evolution was hopeless, he was ready to mix and wait for death to regulate his mood, at most in the future, one day to find some super creatures as his own evolution template of salted fish to live (first of all, he doesn't know what super creatures are in this world, and secondly, a tiger has a dog that is comfortably eaten and encircled?) As for becoming human? He felt that with his nature (IQ), there was a high probability that he would not live as well as a dog from an aristocratic family. Suddenly, Xiaoxi opened a skylight for him that could counterattack his life!?

Sure enough, the owner of the salted fish who pretended to be a broken jar and broke it, and then gave the two stupid "intelligent beings" some opportunities and pressure to make them more anxious than themselves, right!

Luo Xia felt that he was full of wisdom to control his subordinates.