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'Ask your sister a number, you sent the drifting bottle, and you send it every day, and now you add friends and pretend to be ignorant? Anyway, what kind of shemale are you? ’

'We've never met each other, so why do you say they're shemales?' ’

'Isn't it a shemale who fills the world every day, why is it a bottle? You survivor of the dial-up era! ’

'You talk nonsense! I wasn't born in the era of dial-up Internet access! ’

'Oops! Not only pretending to be a beauty, but also pretending to be zero, answer me, how many qualified people is Asuka? ’

'Second. ’

'Hey, the fox's tail is out, I'm telling you, it's not going to be a girl, it's not going to be a post-zero!' ’

‘... Don't you know that too? ’

‘... I'm watching the new theatrical version. ’

I'm also watching the new theatrical version, and by the way, I'm a reincarnation faction, and Kaoru Nagisa came out of the fourth coffin on the moon, which means that Hideaki Anno is building the fourth reincarnation of EVA. ’

Qin Mo was stunned for a moment, a little confused.

Fuck, it's impossible for the diehards of the old EVA to watch the new EVA, which means that this condensation may not be very old.

What's more... This guy actually agrees with his own thoughts, and he is also a supporter of the theory of reincarnation, what a pity this is.

Fuck, I'm also a supporter of reincarnation, so why be in a hurry.

No, no, even if you support the theory of reincarnation, you are also a shemale who supports the theory of reincarnation, watch me continue to try her, no, watch me continue to try him.

'Let me ask you again, what is the slogan of the Rocket Girls?' ’

'What are you doing, you can't do it, you quarrel with the boss first.' ’

'Who played Tang Seng in the Journey to the West Demon chapter? ’

'EXO Wu Yifan, China has hip-hop! ’

'Where did the name Maggie Ling come from?' ’

'Balabala Little Demon Fairy. ’

Hey? No, it stands to reason that few men can answer these questions, Qin Mo wondered, while feeling deeply ashamed that he knew the answers to these questions.

'What is the bottleneck of China's military industry?' ’

'Space engines. ’

'What point did the Nasdaq close yesterday?' ’

'11154.60, don't be fooled by false prosperity, let alone blindly chase high, as the election of the United States falls into chaos, several major stock indexes will collapse. ’

'I think, therefore I am idealistic or materialistic.' ’

Descartes was an idealist philosopher, but this statement is really downright materialistic. ’

Qin Mo understood, this is called condensation, not something that understands girls, but astronomy, geography, religion, philosophy, games, anime, vulgarity, gossip, everything, a bit like a flying dog howling star, but a little less elegant.

Although I understand this, this time it is even more impossible to distinguish whether the condensation is a man, a woman and a child.

Thereupon...

'Damn, you and I are quite compatible, why don't you make an appointment to come out and meet? To tell you the truth, I'm a well-known restaurant entrepreneur. ’

Anyway, it's all bragging on the Internet, and it doesn't matter how you blow it.

'Hey, if I could have come out, I would have come out a long time ago. ’

What do you mean by that? ’

My parents wouldn't let me out, and they locked me up in a house made of gold. ’

Qin Mo immediately made up the picture of a little princess who was overprotected by her rich parents, she was dressed and fed every day, she was not allowed to go out, and even asked a teacher from a famous school to give a lecture at home in class, knowing that a poor dick passed by her window one day...

It's far away, it's always this condensation If you don't brag about it, it's a little girl who was raised at home by her parents, and she was sick with a princess, and she was okay every day.

Fuck, I can't afford to provoke it, if I really make friends, if I don't do it, I will be abused by the woman's parents into a snake spirit disease like the plot of those bloody Ao son-in-law.

Qin Mo wrote a 'talk again' and was about to get up for breakfast.

How do you know that this condensation is not a life-threatening posture, and he actually sent a voice call again.

Qin Mo looked at the big green phone icon on the screen and hesitated for a while, but finally answered.

"Hey~ I'm having a good time, why didn't I leave."

Oh my God, how is it so similar to the condensation voice in the dream.

No, it's exactly the same.

However, the tone of the voice is a little strange, like the audio version of the garbage novel, which is read word by word with a text-to-speech program, and there is a lack of coherence and intonation in the middle, which sounds very awkward.

"Miss Ninglu, I am a vigorous and promising young man, and I should have breakfast and watch the news to learn about national events at this time."

Hey, it's like the first thing he does when he gets up every day is not lying in bed and gossiping, watching animation, and playing online games.

"I can also talk to you about national affairs, you can talk about anything, as long as you don't run."

"You and I will be paid to accompany you?"

"It's okay, how much you want, you make a price."

"Get out! Let's talk to others, don't think I don't know that you are all over the world, my roommate Lin Su has a happy chat with you. ”

"Hey, Lin Su and you are roommates, I don't know, but chatting with Lin Su is not as interesting as chatting with you, besides, she only has that new boyfriend in her eyes now, and she doesn't talk to me anymore."

“...”

Qin Mo suddenly had a feeling of sympathy, when he was in middle school, Xiao Wang, Xiao Zheng and Xiao Peng in the same dormitory paid their female tickets, leaving him alone with a single dog in the canteen every day watching a pair of dogs and men and women feeding each other and sprinkling dog food.

It was a miserable time, in the dormitory, he was messaging his girlfriend up and down, but he Qin Mo was crying under the quilt.

During that time, he bathed and washed very frequently.

If Condensation was telling the truth, then she would definitely be more pitiful than herself at the time.

Fuck, what kind of sympathy is this, ten minutes ago I thought this condensation was a shemale, and now why has she become a poor beautiful princess?

"Condensation... Sister, let me go, you may not worry about food or clothing, but I want to make money to make ends meet, and... I have a girlfriend. ”

"Is your girlfriend a domineering president?"

"No, it's gentle."

"Then what does it matter if you have a few more female friends, I didn't want to rob you to be your boyfriend."

"Damn, except for elementary school students, how can there be any pure relationship between men and women in the world, well, even primary school students are not insured these days."

"But... People like to talk to you. ”

"That's good... I'll introduce you to a shameless sassy bag to chat with, surnamed Yang, and I promise to be a thousand times better than me! ”

"No!" "You know, in my eyes, everything in the world was originally gray, but for some reason I felt the color from you, can you imagine?" Red, yellow, green, so bright, this is what the world should be, I don't care, just talk. ”

It's strange that when he said this, the tone of Condensation was not stiff at all, as if he was suddenly injected with emotion.

What's even more strange is that Qin Mo seems to have heard a similar metaphor a few days ago.

But he didn't pay much attention to it.

"That's... Okay, I'll go to dinner first, and I'll contact you when I'm free. ”

“... Don't lie to me. ”

"No, no, bye."

Qin Mo hung up the call.