Chapter 4 Goats
Yin Dazi saw that Zhang Yingshan was modest, and he was commensurate with an old-timer everywhere, and he couldn't help but be defenseless.
replied to Zhang Yingshan: "Actually, it's much easier for us to be people than to be people, except for not moving in the sun, and don't let people spit on you, nothing else." ”
Zhang Yingshan was puzzled: "Don't let people spit on their bodies, why is this?" ”
Yin Dazi waved his hand and said impatiently: "You don't have to ask, you don't have to worry about it, just remember these two points, and ensure that you travel through the two worlds of yin and yang, and the wind is growing step by step." ”
As he spoke, he came to the seashore, where the wharf was very rudimentary, and could only be temporarily docked when returning from fishing to unload, and when not out of sea, the fishing boats were parked in shallow water and anchored.
The anchor is a kind of iron boat parking equipment, excellent performance, with four or two claws, thrown on the bottom of the anchor claw hooked on the reef on the bottom of the sea, and then connected to the boat with iron chains, with the tide churning tighter and tighter, you can make the ship stable.
The boat floated in the sea, and Zhang Yingshan and Yin Dazi could only wade on the boat.
Yin Dazi whispered to Zhang Yingshan and said tentatively: "Since you are commensurate with your predecessors everywhere, then you have to carry me on the boat, the clothes on Lao Yu's body were bought at a high price for twenty yuan from the ghost market a few days ago, but they can't get wet." ”
Zhang Yingshan was looking for an opportunity to get rid of him, and after thinking about it, he nodded and agreed, so he leaned down and let Yindazi lie on his back.
Standing up, I only felt that my back was fluttering, although I carried Yin Dazi behind my back, I felt that there was nothing, and the weight was much lighter than expected.
Raising his feet and walking into the sea, he heard the sound of the seawater, Yin Dazi frowned and felt that something was wrong, grabbed Yingshan's legs suddenly, and asked coldly: "Old decay has always waded without sound, how can you make such a loud sound?" You must have a question, say! ”
Zhang Yingshan "chuckled" in his heart, and said that if this was discovered, where would he still have his life?
immediately retorted: "Why is your old man confused for a while, he is old and forgetful, I just told you, I have only been dead for three days, and my body is naturally heavy, isn't it the same when you just died, if you don't believe it, then I will throw you into the sea, and you can get down and walk by yourself." ”
When Yindazi heard that he wanted to go by himself, he didn't agree, he usually swam to Jiming Island by himself, and today he finally met a good bully who could carry him, where was he willing to give up.
After thinking about it again, Zhang Yingshan's answer was smooth and steady, and his tone was not panicked, eighty percent of his thoughts were wrong, and he sent strength in his hand, and explained with a smile: "Gentlemen, you misunderstood, I mean you don't say that you are not, I will teach you some methods another day, you can practice more." ”
Zhang Yingshan snorted coldly in his heart, and said in his heart: Saying that Lao Tzu is not dead, even if he really becomes the same as you one day, he will not learn from your Yindazi and these hurtful wild fox Zen.
As he spoke, he came to the boat, Yin Dazi stepped on Zhang Yingshan's back and boarded the side of the boat, Uncle Zhang turned over and also made a small boat, picked up the oars, and went straight to Jiming Island.
Nothing to say all the way.
At the time of the night solstice, I came to the shore of Jiming Island, by the moonlight, I saw that there were many people on the island, coming and going endlessly, but although it was said that people came and went like a lively scene, but I couldn't hear a little sound, the whole ghost market was like a donkey shadow without gongs and drums, and it was silently staged on the curtain of the overgrown desert island, and was coated with a layer of cold silver by the moonlight, and I only felt that the ghost shadow was forested, and it was indescribably weird and terrifying.
Zhang Yingshan said in his heart, today is today, when the judgment is constantly against its chaos, now there is a pack of wolves in front of him, there are tigers beside him, and now, even if it is the tiger's den in Longtan, he has to break through, and he has a plan to think of here.
When the boat came to the shallow water area and could not move forward, Zhang Yingshan leaned over and bent down, meaning that he had to wade to the island with Yindazi on his back.
Yin Dazi had the heart to walk over by himself, and just wanted to jump off the boat, but when he saw Zhang Yingshan taking the initiative to carry himself, his heart couldn't help but bloom, and his mouth was not idle: "You can be taught, you will really be likable in this life." After that, he was going to lie on Zhang Yingshan's back.
I saw Zhang Yingshan suddenly attacked, stretched out his hand and grabbed Yin Dazi's collar violently, "Bang Dang", an over-the-shoulder fell in front of him, "Bah" two mouthfuls of spit on Yin Dazi, without the slightest hesitation, grabbed Yindazi's clothes with one hand and carried them back, covered his mouth and nose with his clothes with the other hand, raised his legs and walked to the shore of Jiming Island, only to hear Yindazi crying wolf behind his back, the sound was as miserable and painful as frying in the oil pot of the eighteenth layer of hell, which made the listener shudder.
Stepping into Jiming Island, as Jia Sanye said, the houses on both sides of a big road are low and scattered, and there are stalls on both sides of the road.
But Yin Dazi didn't stop, still shouting, and it looked extra abrupt and piercing in the silent ghost market.
When the mountain spirits and ghosts heard this, they all stood still and looked sideways, and without saying a word, they all looked at the direction where Zhang Yingshan came, their eyes were empty and expressionless, like hundreds of clay dolls.
Zhang Yingshan said badly, you are a good Yindazi, a cunning old pervert, who dares to lie to your grandfather Zhang. Said okay for fear of being spit on his body, he didn't get wiped out on the spot, why did he vomit more and more happily, keep shouting like this, and talk about so many mountain spirits and ghosts in front of him, even if you don't have to, you have to shout out.
Looking at the mountain spirits and ghosts in front of him, they were still staring at themselves coldly like stone statues of sculptures, among these people, there were also people like Yindazi who were well-dressed, more of them were drooping their heads, dragging their long tails, and Lang was in front of him with a scarlet tongue more than a foot long, Zhang Yingshan was afraid to chill when he glanced at it, as if he was going to pounce on him and eat him alive in the next second.
Zhang Yingshan covered his mouth and nose hard, sweat oozed from his head, and grabbed the silver dazi on his back with one hand, but he didn't expect that yin dazi didn't shout at this time, and it was quiet as if it didn't exist.
As soon as the "blea" sounded, the ghosts in front of him turned around as if they had suddenly turned on the electricity again, and then what should they do.
Zhang Yingshan took a long breath, to see that this old thing was really telling the truth, at this time he turned into a livestock, and he was finally in danger.
After breathing a sigh of relief, Zhang Yingshan looked at it fixedly, and then saw that the transactions in the ghost market were all comparing prices with their fingers, and if the transaction was negotiated, he threw down the shell-like objects, picked up the things and turned away.
"This should be what Yin Dazi said", looking back at Yin Dazi, he has completely turned into a goat, and he is looking down to gnaw grass.
"Hahaha, as the old saying goes, God can't starve to death blind birds, if there is really no endless road, I am worried about having no money to catch medicine, today I will simply kill two birds with one stone, and sell you for money, one is to cut grass and eradicate roots for the people, and benefit the people, and the other is to save my mother from fire and water, and you Grandpa Zhang and I will accumulate virtue for you after death."