45 The Legend of the Fox Spirit
Today, he pretended to be a hungry employee, and he felt very hungry when he got up in the morning, so he went out to the 24-hour convenience store at the door and bought himself 5 breads, which could be used as breakfast for a week, and bought a cup of coffee, in fact, he has always been a man who has a special study of fox spirits, so he decided to write the "Comedy" radio script for the people of District Z today called "The Legend of Fox Spirits". He scratched his head, and began to think seriously about what the vixen woman he had studied for a long time looked like. So he opened his notebook with a stroke of his pen, and began to write his radio script with great seriousness, which was really a story of joy that could not be laughed at.
He writes:
Our protagonist Wang Xiangxiang was reincarnated into a slave society this time, but she was a slave owner. Her name is Da Bao, and she is the first vixen of the ages.
During the slave society, there was a curse king, he had an extremely favored concubine called Da Bao, people said that she was charming and vicious, but in fact she was charming and powerful. For thousands of years, she has been a well-known and well-known fox woman.
She is the masterpiece of our protagonist Wang Xiangxiang's reincarnation.
The legend at that time was that Nuwa calculated that the curse of the king had run out, so she turned into a fox spirit to confuse him, and the first fox spirit in the ages was Da Bao, who broke out of the cocoon into a butterfly in the process of growing up and completed the transformation from a human to a demon.
Da Bao's beauty is very expressive, she conquered the curse of the king, the curse of the king of the charm every day to see Da Bao look at the eyes of the eyes, at first sight, the six gods have no owner, fascinated. If Da Bao is a tease, then the Curse King is her best partner.
In fact, when he was young, he was not so cruel and incorrigible, he was just irritable, greedy for money and lustful, but as long as he was a little careful, his intelligence and force were not under others at all, he was brave and invincible, and the other opponents were not as strong as him, so he could only put on a posture of submission.
Unexpectedly, after the middle age, the king of curses became decadent, did not think about state affairs, greedy for pleasure, and loved theology.
And Da Bao is not only in good shape, high in appearance, but also literary and artistic cells, with a pleasant singing voice and graceful dancing, which makes the King of Curse You feel like a treasure, and he watches Da Bao dance and sing in the palace every day, and frequently applauds.
Less than a month after Da Bao entered the palace, she completely attracted the attention of the King of Curses, and stayed in Da Bao's tent every night to celebrate the Spring Festival.
Da Bao's seductive art is ever-changing, sometimes a delicate little woman, sometimes a pampered queen, so that the King of Spells is curious, expectant, and always fresh.
And she is always full of tricks, adding a lot of fun to the unchanging life, which naturally arouses the great interest of the Curse King.
The King of Curses thinks that Da Bao is perfect and has no defects, so he favors Da Bao.
But the other concubines of the court were very jealous of Da Bao, but Da Bao was the most powerful character, and he would never be satisfied.
So the palace fought for a while, and Da Bao proclaimed himself king in the harem, and the other concubines did not disobey her.
Once Da Bao was unhappy, in order to make her happy, the King of Curse You said, let's build a Lutai together, this Lutai took 7 years, exclusively for Da Bao and the King of Curse You to enjoy and entertain.
But this deer platform was built too much like a tomb, they actually let everyone stand on the deer platform, naked group dance, the two of them also drank and watched, while having fun, they also danced together, regardless of the psychology of others.
As a result, some of the palace maids claimed that they did not want to jump, and Da Bao thought that they were crazy and were sowing discord, so the cursed king punished them with poisonous snakes, scorpions, and planers, and sent the troublesome palace maids and eunuchs to remote areas. Uncle Bigan was very panicked when he saw them managing his people like this, so he went to curse the king of You, and said a lot of bad things about Da Bao, which angered the king of Da You and Da Bao, and Uncle Bigan said: Da Bao does not do his business every day, and likes to watch the punishment of planing all day long, which is very terrible. As a result, the King of Curses asked Da Bao what to do? Da Bao said: Cold salad. This incident made Uncle Bigan, who couldn't speak, angry, and he died in front of the King of Curses, pulled out his heart, and made the King of Curses believe in his heart. The sand sculpture of the cursed king was speechless, frightened.
Everyone thinks that the two murderous men and women, King Curse and Da Bao, are still playing happily every day, so there is a lot of resentment in their hearts. The killer feature of these two people, one is coquettish, and the other is pretending to be sick.
Whenever this happens, the sky is full of joy when it is rare and strange, and the sky is full of joy and warmth. So the King of Curses lost his way. Although the courtiers complained, they had no choice but to sigh and be powerless to resist. Became their slaves. All the opposing forces were killed by the Cursed King one by one.
Da Bao also gave Uncle Bigan inscription on the tombstone, she said: The Lion King in the west, uncle is a scar, Bigan King is uncle, if you don't do it, you won't die.
As the years passed, Da Bao consolidated a stable position in the harem, and the King of Curse You destroyed the other tigers one by one, scaring the civil and military officials and harem concubines, and everyone was in danger and at a loss. No one dared to rise up again, and they all became their slaves.
As a result, in the later years of the cursed king, a rebel army from the east launched another siege, but unfortunately there was a story before that.
Once Da Bao was unhappy again, she felt that life in the palace was very boring and boring, and she wanted to watch the sports meeting. Seeing that Concubine Ai always didn't smile and was depressed, the King of Curse You thought she was depressed, so he asked him, what's wrong with Concubine Ai? Da Bao said: Life in the palace is too boring, it will suffocate to death, and it is very boring, so the king of the curse asked her, what should I do? Da Bao said: We might as well let the princes race and run, and organize a sports conference for national fitness, so that it will be interesting.
Seeing that his beloved concubine had been sullen in recent days, the King of Curse You was very unhappy, her mood was relatively low, and her heart was also more worried, she had always praised Da Bao, an iceberg beauty, as a pearl in her palm, so he had to meet Da Bao's request. He mobilized all the troops defending the city and stood separately on the Great Wall around the city, with a small detachment of soldiers in each tower. Then I saw the King of Curse You, and put a big firework into the sky with his own hands, which was the smoke bomb that ignited the Great Wall. I saw that the fireworks were like a big monkey in the sky, blooming conspicuously in the sky, and all the soldiers of the Great Wall of China passed on one by one, ten to hundreds, one by one, igniting all the beacons of the Great Wall.
You must know that in the slave society, the beacon fire means that there is an enemy attack, which is to be anxious for the princes from all sides of the country to come and fight the enemy together.
So those princes from all directions saw the beacon fire of the Great Wall burning, and immediately dared to come to the capital with the first time and the first speed. As a result, the princes of Yan who started ran the fastest, followed by the princes of Zhao, then the princes of Qi, and then all the princes came. Seeing that the princes of various countries had gathered in the Central Plains, Da Bao finally laughed happily. She also asked the King of Curses to organize manpower and fireworks displays, only to see countless large and small mushroom clouds of fireworks appear in the sky, which shocked the princes of various countries in shock. Then Da Bao told everyone that this was a running race of the Games, and personally managed to win the medals of the champion, second and third place, and awarded awards to Yan, Zhao, and Qi.
These angry princes are not crying, nor are they laughing, and their expressions are all crying and laughing.
This is the magnificent giant curtain of the Beacon Opera princes jointly directed by the King of Curse and Da Bao in history.
As a result, the King of Cursed Shadows was very old, and the first fox spirit of the ages was also older at that time, but at this time, a bunch of siege lions came from the east, and they surrounded the capital. The King of the Curse hurriedly repeated his old tricks, telling his subordinates who were lazy every day to quickly light the beacon fire of the Great Wall.
But the princes in those remote areas had the experience of the last time, and they thought that King Youyou and Da Bao were going to have a sports meeting again, so they were not in a hurry to come over. But the speed of the siege lions from the east did not wait for anyone, and they stormed the palace in one fell swoop, and captured the cursed king, and Da Bao.
They then cut off the head of the cursed king, hung it on the tower, and announced to the princes that they were kings.
They also saw that the old woman, the first fox spirit in the ages, was extremely sexy, so they caught it back, played for entertainment and pleasure, and forced Da Bao to write the novel "Fengshen Bang" while entertaining.
But later, Da Bao also wrote a novel, which is "Tao Te Ching", and her pen name is Lao Tzu.
The pretending to be hungry employee finished writing the comedy "The Legend of the Fox Spirit" and laughed half to death, and he wrote himself happy.
So he decided to continue entertaining the people of Zone Z.