Volume 1: Martial Arts Academy Chapter 17: I pinch my fingers, you are a dog
On June 16th, maybe it rained last night, the weather in the morning was still very cool, and there was no previous sultry mood at all.
Looking at the two little tails behind him, he has been chasing after him, to be honest, Gong Ye is still very proud in his heart, look, now we are also chasing by girls, and it is a big and a small two beauties chasing it!
What a pride in his heart! It's so cool to be chased by beautiful women! And two at a time!
In order to be able to show something in front of them, when he went down the stairs, it was obvious enough, right? Wasted 50 points of his mana for this! It's a pity that he can't fly, how nice it would be if he could fly! Will it stun their eyeballs?
I was thinking of waiting for them to catch up and show myself, but I didn't expect to suddenly receive a system prompt.
"Ding! Ruthless Heavenly Master: As a future Heavenly Master, how can you be tempted by beautiful women? Please keep the Heavenly Master's arrogant, ruthless, and superior qualifications, and pretend to be superior in front of a beautiful woman, and complete the task to reward 100 experience, 100 gold coins, 10 mana, and the reward for failure in the mission: weak body, deduct 1000 gold coins. Mission duration: three years. You can only complete one quest per beautiful woman per day. ”
Looking at the task prompts given by the system, Gong Ye has the heart to die, to put it bluntly, he is pretending to be cold in front of beautiful women, pretending to be superior, pretending to be disdainful of beautiful women, and turning a blind eye to beauty. It's really hard for him to be a almost thirty-year-old dick, but the punishment for not being able to do it is also very serious, but fortunately, the time of the task is only three years, and you don't have to pretend to be a master for the rest of your life.
Since you want to pretend to be a master, you can only extinguish the idea of wanting to know a beautiful woman, there are many men who are single by strength, he is single by system, but in the eyes of girls, it is also the same as a dick who is single by strength.
Since you want to pretend to be a master, pretend to be ruthless, and not be punished for the task, you will be single for three years, in fact, you have been single for a long time, and you don't feel bad there, but you just see others in pairs, and you just have some envy, jealousy and hatred in your heart!
I saw a food stall in front of me, and then walked over and sat down at a table, there are not many people who come to eat breakfast now, and after eight o'clock, it is the morning rush hour for work, and the few tables in front of me may not be enough to sit at that time.
"Boss, here is a bowl of tofu brain, six fried dough sticks, four leek boxes, four hemp balls, and four sugar cakes. "Some people turn grief and anger into strength, I turn physical objects into the source, if you are depressed, then eat more, when you are full, you don't think about anything, this world, as long as you are full, it is not a thing.
The tofu brain came up, and at this time he also saw that the two little beauties also slowly walked over, walked to his table and sat down.
"There are so many empty seats, why are you sitting here?" said Gong Ye, who was very unhappy.
"This table is not your family!" The little Lori with a double ponytail replied unhappily, and at the same time looked at him angrily, and Gong Ye also pouted and ignored her.
The breakfast ordered by the palace came up, and they took out a pair of disposable chopsticks from the tube, and they didn't care what they wanted, they ate their own.
Little Lori was not polite, she followed with a pair of chopsticks, and then when he picked up the fritters, she also took the same one.
"Hey, little brat, this is the breakfast I ordered, I'd like to eat it myself. ”
"Who do you call a little brat? I'll tell you, I'm 15 years old. ”
"I'm 30 years old, isn't 15 a little kid?"
"You..."Little Lori Zhang Han'er looked angry, doesn't this bastard know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade? How can you say that she and her cousin are also beautiful women? Everywhere you go, there will be men who are courteous, why is it not working today?
"Ding! Congratulations on completing the quest, rewarding 100 experience, 100 gold, and 10 mana. "Hearing the system prompt, Gong Ye was happy, it seems that the system is very satisfied with my performance just now! If there is no system prompt, I must be very happy for the two beauties to sit with me, right?
I just don't know if this quest can be used to gain experience?
"Little brat, if you want to eat yourself, don't rob me. Gong Ye and Xiao Lori exchanged a few words, but they didn't receive the system's prompts, see a person can only get a reward once! But it's not bad, there are so many beauties in the world, and when there are more people I know, every beauty is a sentence, is there a lot of experience and gold coins?
And every day a beautiful woman can complete a task, Gong Ye is already thinking about whether to go to a place with many beautiful women, and talk to beautiful women every day, so is it a lot of experience and gold coins?
"Boss, here are two bowls of tofu brains, two fried dough sticks and two sugar cakes. Cao Qi interrupted the two of them to fight each other, and when their breakfast came, Gong Ye ate a mouthful of fritters, Xiao Lori also ate a mouthful of fritters, he took a sip of tofu brain, Xiao Lori also took a sip, he ate a leek box, and Xiao Lori also took a leek box from the breakfast he ordered, which was exactly the same as him.
And Cao Qi was eating slowly next to him, elegant and calm.
After eating, he put the chopsticks on the bowl, took out a tissue from the box next to him and wiped his mouth, ready to get up and leave, there is nothing to do today, tomorrow is the next day, and he will be able to go to Tian's house tomorrow, there is no task now, and he doesn't know where to go.
"Master, please wait a minute, can I talk to you?"
"What's the matter?" originally wanted to get up, Gong Ye thought about it and sat down, since there was nothing to do, just listen to what she wanted to say, maybe there was a task?
Now he has understood that in addition to the tasks sent by the system, he can also dig tasks by himself.
"Hello master, my name is Cao Qi, she is my cousin Zhang Han'er, may I ask the master do you know the hexagram?" Cao Qi introduced the two, and also asked what he wanted to know.
"Yes, but I don't recommend you to tell the hexagram, look at your complexion, your family conditions are also good, and your health is very good, what else do you want to know?"
"I want to ask about marriage. Cao Qi asked with a little blush, the conditions of her family are really good, and there is nothing bad at home recently, but every woman will be curious about her other half and want to know what will happen to her in the future.
"I want to know my future. Little Lori Zhang Han'er also hurriedly said her request, this is a very common inquiry, many people tell hexagrams, either marriage or future, although not necessarily accurate, but listen to some good words, a psychological comfort!
"What you are asking, your marriage, don't worry! Yes, it is good, your family conditions must be good, your people are good, and the man you choose is naturally pleasing to the eye! ”
Gong Ye didn't even have the heart to waste mana and calculate it carefully, why waste mana if there was no task? If you don't waste mana, then let's pull it! Look at the god stick, and I'll win if I confuse you.
"Can you tell me in detail!" Cao Qi was a little unrelenting, what he said was the same as what he didn't say!
"There are some things that cannot be said in detail, and the secret of heaven cannot be divulged. "With the Taoist monk's special confused move, the heavenly machine cannot be revealed, and it can make up for all the things you don't want to say.
"But some Taoist priests who set up stalls can say one, two, three. Little Lori is a little unconvinced, she has seen a fortune teller tell her friend's fortune, there is nothing she can't say! They not only say that my friend has many disasters and difficulties, but also can solve them! In this way, the Taoist priest in front of him does not have much ability!
At least in terms of fortune-telling, he is not as good as the Taoist priest under the overpass!
"If they are really so powerful, they still use them to set up stalls on the streets? Let me tell you! Ten Taoist priests who set up stalls, nine and a half have no real skills, and Taoist priests who really have the ability will not go to set up stalls, they must have real skills, they are not short of money, there is no need to go to the street stalls to earn those dozens of yuan, they can go to the rich to calculate the fortunes, a hexagram of 10,000 yuan is also very easy, right?"
Gong Ye glanced at Xiao Lori, if the Taoist priests who set up stalls on the street are really people with real skills, then there are too many awesome characters in this world, and Taoist priests also pay attention to the cycle of cause and effect, every Taoist priest with real skills, even if he really calculates that you have a big trouble, he will not say anything to you, but will only give you some hints, you can understand and avoid a difficulty, if you don't understand, then they are not accurate.
As for the fortune tellers on the streets, they tell you very clearly when you will be in trouble and what difficulties you encounter, and they still have a solution, Taoist priests who are really capable will not do that at all, only liars do this, they just need to bluff you and let you pay for it.
"Hey, don't you know it? Otherwise, you won't leave without saying anything!"
They chased all the way to catch up, and in order to chase her, she ran a long way, and her legs hurt.
"I just won't, what can you do with me?" I glanced at Lori, "Are you unconvinced!"
"I'm not convinced. Little Lori opened her mouth and said hatefully.
"Hey, don't be like this, sit down. Cao Qi saw the two people fighting, and quickly stood up to persuade the fight, she was really afraid that the two would fight, she knew her cousin very well, don't look like a Lori, but her temper is also very explosive.
"Don't accept it, don't you bite me?"
"Ahhhh
"Hello, lady, lady. ”
"Boss, check out, they give money. Gong Ye shook her hair very proudly at Zhang Han'er, eat you, drink yours, and finally ask you to pay the bill, aren't you very angry?
"Ah, you bastard, I'm fighting with you. Ahh
"I'll go, I'll pinch my fingers, you're a dog!