Chapter 342: Pill Holy Hand Caviar Hui
Ahem!
Silently coughed twice, fooling the sensitive question past.
Low profile! Low profile!
Low-key is king. Show off and you lose.
"Big brother, just say if these pills can crack the formula."
Uncle Lame replied with a solemn face, "This can only be concluded after Zihui has seen it herself, but with my understanding of her, half of these pills can be cracked by her." β
Uncle Crappy said, picked up a small porcelain bottle, which contained the anti-Yan Pill, he peeled off the cork and sniffed gently, "This should be the anti-Yan elixir." β
Hiss! Shen Mo gasped, Uncle Crappy could even sniff this, didn't he say that he didn't have insight into pills? This smell smells the nature of the elixir, what is the thing that no person with insight can do?
Uncle Crappy is really hidden, more low-key than silence.
"Zihui was very obsessed with the elixir for rejuvenation for a while, and the entire Niutou Mountain was filled with this fragrance, and I naturally couldn't forget it."
Silent suddenly, it turned out that it was not Uncle Niubi, but that Yu Roe Hui had made an elixir similar to the Zhuyan Dan.
"So, did Yuroe Hui get the Zhuyan Dan?"
Uncle Crappy shook his head, "No, after killing the three hundred and forty-second rabbits, Zihui gave up the research and development of Zhuyan Dan. Because Niutou Mountain is a hundred miles away, it is really impossible to catch a rabbit. β
Silent for a while, I was speechless, sure enough, on the road of research and development, it is full of hardships and ups and downs, but also full of blood, tears and sand, please mourn for three seconds for those little rabbits who are dedicated to research and development.
Uncle Crappy picked up another porcelain bottle, peeled off the cork, and sniffed it again.
"Can you still guess what kind of elixir this is?"
Uncle Crappy shook his head, "No! This flavor rush! I haven't smelled it, it's like a rotten egg that has sunk. β
"This is a high-grade gold sore medicine, and it has a miraculous effect in healing trauma."
"No wonder this strange smell, it generally doesn't smell good when applied externally."
Silence "...
Uncle Lai sniffed a few more pills, except for the previous Zhuyan Pill, which he guessed, the other pills were all unaware.
It seems that the problem of cracking the formula of the elixir can only be obtained after seeing the caviar Hui.
Ahem!
Shen Mo rubbed his hands, changed his words, and said to Uncle Lame, "Big brother, in a while, we will go to Niutou Mountain, for the sake of insurance, I have to let you be wronged for a while." β
The grievances mentioned by Shen Mo naturally refer to letting Uncle Crème sleep in the ice coffin, the purpose of which is of course to hide people's eyes and ears, so that outsiders do not know that Uncle Crème has been resurrected, and when he arrives at Niutou Mountain and contacts with Yurohui, he will carry out the plan of the elixir to continue his life.
Uncle Crappy nodded, this is a plan that the two have agreed on a long time ago, so naturally there is nothing to talk about grievances and non-grievances.
Uncle Crappy got up, lay down in the ice coffin, and then said seriously, "Lie down, pretend." Don't open the ice coffin, I'm afraid of the cold. β
Silence is a little difficult, if this ice coffin is not opened, let people with a heart see it, I am afraid it will arouse suspicion.
Although the people here are all colleagues in the super bureau, but after careful study, they are all outsiders, if they know that Uncle Crappy is not dead, and it is spread to the super bureau, it is not a matter of minutes, with the current speed of information transmission, send a message in the group, you can make it known all over the city.
At that time, if Ma Thirteen knows, the silent happiness, freedom and beautiful life must not end early? !
Uncle Crappy saw the silent worry, and he proposed again, "If someone asks, you will say that I was most afraid of the cold when I was alive, and why can't I be frozen after I die." β
Shen Mo couldn't help but give a thumbs up, Jiang is really still old and spicy, and Uncle Crappy is really rich in experience, so he will follow Uncle Crappy's plan.
So, with this excuse, Shen Mo successfully fooled the logistics colleagues who were out of the game, until they carried Uncle Lame's ice coffin to the foot of Niutou Mountain, and after Shen Mo watched everyone leave, Uncle Lame crawled out of the ice coffin.
"They're far away, aren't they?!"
"Far away! Big brother, you're coming out! β
"Hey! This pretending to be dead makes me tired. I don't even care about the atmosphere to take a breath, don't look for me again in the future. β
Shen Mo smiled embarrassedly, "I'm afraid you'll pretend to be this time in your life!" β
"Nope! You can keep loading! β
Silence" ??? β
"Uncle Crappy"??? β
The two immediately turned around to look, only to see that at some point, there was a woman standing behind them, this woman was dressed in a white dress like a light veil, as if she was in the fog of smoke, looking at her early twenties, except for a head of black hair over the shoulder, her body was as white as snow, and her face was beautiful and vulgar, but there was a trace of blood between her skin, and she looked extremely pale.
Shen Mo raised his head, looked at her, and was inexplicably surprised in his heart, only feeling that this woman was elegant and beautiful, although her expression was cold and indifferent, if she looked sick, but the temperament of the whole person was as beautiful as a fairy falling into the dust, without a trace of fireworks in the world.
How could there be such an earthly woman in the world!
Who is she?! Why did he appear at the foot of Niutou Mountain, and why did he talk to Shen Mo and Uncle Lame.
"What? Don't you pretend? The woman read coldly again, with a slight resentment between her eyebrows, and a little asking.
"Zihui?! Haha, why did you get down?! "Uncle Crappy buckled the back of his head in embarrassment, like a big kid who did something wrong, not to mention how embarrassing it was.
Zihui?! Megumi Caviar!
She's the girl adopted by Uncle Lame, Yuroe Megumi?! Dando Holy Hand Caviar Megumi!
Wait a minute! Shen Mo suddenly remembered Uncle Crappy's memory, about the origin of Yuroe Hui's life experience, she was rescued by Uncle Crappy from the belly of a female corpse, no wonder she has been in poor health since she was a child, and she almost didn't survive her childhood, if she hadn't taught herself Dan Dao, I'm afraid she would have disappeared long ago, and there would be one less strange woman in this world.
Shen Mo was slightly stunned, and it wasn't until Yuroe Hui's cold eyes fell on him that Shen Mo was pulled back from his distraction.
"Who are you?!"
That's just the right question!
Shen Mo immediately became interested and wanted to report to his family, but Uncle Lai took the lead and said, "He is the Shen Mo I mentioned to you." β
Silent and helpless, lame uncle! Didn't you even give me a chance to introduce myself? Why do I faintly smell the Guardian Demon? Is this the stench you emit?
Shen Mo originally wanted to complain, but Yu Luohui's next words made Shen Mo stunned and doubted his life.
"He's the husband you chose for me?!"
Silence: "Huh?!" β
Wait a minute! Did I just hear something wrong? Husband! What husband?! Who chooses a husband for whom?
When did Uncle Crème promise me to Megumi Roe?! Have you asked my opinion on such an important matter? Did you mention it to me once?
Shen Mo narrowed his eyes and stared at Uncle Crappy, as if he wanted to see Uncle Crappy thoroughly, even after reading Uncle Crappy's memory flashback, Shen Mo felt that he didn't know much about Uncle Crappy.
Ahem!
Uncle Crappy coughed lightly twice in embarrassment, "Zihui! Alternative! Alternatives only! If you don't get along, it's all you! β
I'll go! Shen Mo listened more and more panicked, isn't this a female protector maniac uncle, is he thinking about finding a husband for Yuzihui, and is he in a hurry to marry his adopted daughter?!
Why is that?
A flash of inspiration flashed in Shen Mo's head, and he immediately thought of the reason, as I said before, Yuroe Hui's life is not long, even if she has an elixir to continue her life, the days she can live will be many years shorter than ordinary people.
Therefore, Uncle Crème is so anxious to find a wishful husband for Yuroe Hui, the purpose of which is one reason for letting Yuroe Hui be the head of Niutou Mountain, and he just wants to let Yuroe Hui experience as much beauty as possible in his limited life.
Uncle Crappy is really a good adoptive father with good intentions!
But... This is not an excuse or reason to sacrifice silence and lifelong happiness, right?! For such a big thing as marriage, silence has to have a say!
Although Caviar Hui has a peerless appearance and temperament, but... But it must be a great thing to marry.
is beautiful, knows how to make alchemy, and is the head of Niutou Mountain, no matter who marries her, she can transform herself and climb to the clouds to be a real dragon!
Crappy uncle! This family business, I was silent and refused intentionally, but if you have to let me go, I have to go when I should go.
Phew! Uncle Crappy took a sip of silence, and seemed to have guessed Shen Mo's thoughts.
"Amer, don't think too much! I've been looking for a husband for Zihui for several years, and the people she has met are not a hundred but eighty... It's still an unknown whether I can see you or not. β
"Humph!" Yuroe Hui snorted coldly, as if complaining about Uncle Crappy's words.
"Uncle Crappy! The thirteenth sister said that you died in the line of duty, I waited for you at the foot of this mountain for a day and a night, and now you are safe and sound, but why did even the thirteenth sister deceive... and forced me to get married on a blind date with a blind date... As I said, I will never marry in my life. β
"What words! If you don't marry in this life, do you want to stay in Niutou Mountain to refine the elixir for a lifetime? β
"What about refining, I haven't practiced for a few years anyway."
"You..."
Although they seem to be arguing, it is not difficult to see that their father and daughter are expressing their affection to each other in a very special way.
One forces one to get married, wanting to give each other a complete life.
One is reluctant to leave Niutou Mountain and wants to spend more time with each other in his limited life.
What a touching father-daughter relationship! Shen Mo is a little embarrassed to start!
Ay! Let them go, father and daughter. I won't get involved in their business.
After saying it silently, he interrupted Uncle Crappy and Yuroehui's online show "War", and briefly recounted the original story, in the plan of Silent and Uncle Crappy, Yuroe Hui originally occupied an extremely important part, so naturally she couldn't hide anything.
Ten minutes later, Yuroe Hui understood why Uncle Crappy was hiding the news of his resurrection from Ma Thirteen, all because Shen Mo wanted to keep a low profile and wanted to hide his abilities.
The ability to bring the dead back to life or the elixir?! This really needs to be hidden, the wood is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it, this truth Yuroe Hui naturally understands.
And Uncle Crappy, who benefited from this incident, also has the responsibility and obligation to help Shen Mo resist the follow-up effects of this incident.
At the same time, as Uncle Lai's only relative, Yuroe Hui is also willing to help Shen Mo resist this matter from the bottom of her heart.
"Good! Just as you say! β
Yu Roe Hui still replied coldly, but his eyes unconsciously put on a trace of tenderness, "For your sake of saving Uncle Lai, Uncle Liang and I will definitely help you, and you can solve the formula of the pill, rest assured that I will do my best to help you get what you want." β
Yu Roe Hui didn't say much to Shen Mo, she was a strange woman who was not good at words, except for communicating with Uncle Lai and Ma Thirteen, others couldn't raise her interest in talking to her at all.
Shen Mo nodded, he was not an inkblot person, and immediately took out all kinds of pills from the Bagua Yin Yang Sword Bag, except for some for her own consumption, and handed over the rest to Yuroe Hui, hoping that she could use these pills to obtain the prescription for refining pills.
As long as you have a prescription and know how to refine it, you are silent and worried that you don't have any new pills to eat?! I am worried that I can't build an indestructible drug sales empire.
There will be bread, there will be milk, as long as the work is deep, there will be everything.
After handing over the elixir to Yuroe Hui, Shen Mo was not in a hurry to return to Yancheng, but visited Niutou Mountain with Uncle Lai, as for Yuroe Hui, he naturally plunged into the Dan Pharmacy to study the newly obtained elixir.
Let's talk about Uncle Lame's Niutou Mountain, the reason why it is called Niutou Mountain is because its appearance does look like a bull's head from a distance, a mountain with two peaks, like a stubborn bull's head crawling on the earth.
The mountain peak that usually entertains pilgrims and deals with all kinds of mundane affairs is the left peak, and most of the Taoist priests in Niutou Mountain live in the left peak, but the right peak is only two people, Yuroe Hui and Uncle Lai.
In addition, Uncle Crappy is on missions all year round, and there is only one person in this right peak, Yuroe Hui. Therefore, the resurrection of Uncle Crappy will not spread from the mouths of Niutoushan and others.
As long as Uncle Crème does not show his figure on this right peak, Shen Mo will have enough time to relax outside and enjoy a leisurely holiday time.
When Ma 13 found out that Uncle Crappy was not dead and looked for Shen Mo to settle the account, Shen Mo was confident that he definitely had the strength to fight with Ma 13 on the spot, and he could have the strength to press the other party to the ground and rub it wildly.
After visiting the scenery of the right peak of Niutou Mountain, Uncle Crappy took out the good wine that had been treasured for many years from under the bed in his bedroom, and his aged daughter was red.
"Amer, this wine is a father and daughter I drank at the foot of the mountain, the old father dug it out of the house and gave it to me, I usually don't want to drink it, I always take it out to see and satisfy my hunger, today! And you and my brother will drink it. β
Shen Mo is not a good drinker, but with good wine in front of him, he naturally will not refuse.
But just as the two of them were drinking wine, a loud bang suddenly came from the right peak, as if the entire mountain was trembling.
Silent for a moment, he couldn't help but look in the direction where the loud noise came from, if he remembered correctly, it was the Dan pharmacy that Yuroe Hui entered.
Not good! Fryer!
Shen Mo is not only worried about his elixir, but also worried about the life of Yuroe Hui, if this little Nizi hangs up because of the fryer, Shen Mo will not have a second black scripture of the dead to resurrect her.
Looking at Uncle Lame's reaction again, he calmly picked up his wine glass, filled himself with a glass of daughter red, and said very calmly, "Amer, it's okay, it's just a fry, don't make a fuss, let's continue to drink!" β
Silence "...
What a heart! The movement just now is so big, I can't imagine that someone will die! How can you still have the heart to drink?
Uncle Crappy continued, "Don't be nervous, this kind of situation often happens in Youfeng, and I have already seen it. Don't worry, with Zihui's ability, she can't be killed. Come on, let's go! β
Silence "...
Having said that, the wine still has to be drunk, but the silent mind is on Yuroe Hui's side, for fear that there will be another accident in her.
It's not a joke, it's going to kill you.
Could it be that this is the legendary elixir holy hand caviar Hui?
Shen Mo began to regret a little that he had handed over all his pills to the other party.
Where can this be reassuring, it's just gambling!
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