Today I looked at a 40 yuan thing and bought it with 10 yuan + 30 pieces of ice. Because it was a profiteer, it is now impossible to tell who is a liar, because it is still not completely clear whether it is true or false, this is the story of a real madhouse. Because there's a good chance he's buying a clone. This is really a steamship derangement routine, this is the supreme chaotic wheel. It was a great shock to people all over the world.

But this incident is enough to prove that my intellect is normal and unlimited, that is, infinite. Because this has become the ceiling of IQ, hehe! Attractive people oh, pull SI every day, because it's a must. There are so many clones in the world, and if it is really a robot AI world without contradictions, it will even develop into an AMEN type after a while, and it will be able to improve its intelligence even more. Because the vegetative man can actually be resurrected, this incident is enough to anger the level 35 potato master, and the vegetative man said that it is actually called particularly exciting, a little crazy, a little interesting, because it is not a vegetative person. Scared, he ran away as soon as he slipped away, it was really scary, so scary! It's really scary, scary, scary!

The real generation has normal intelligence, hands and feet, brave and invincible, beautiful and chic. Every time the intelligence is frightened, it becomes more and more normal, more and more normal, until it is stimulated to the ceiling of normal intelligence, that is, the top of the mountain, and realizes in advance the positive infinite and infinite positive energy of normal intelligence The ceiling of the positive pole of Marxist human intelligence. It's really a positive lady.,It may be a good girl.,In short, it's very punctual.,I don't know why whenever you encounter risks and stimuli.,It's going to become more and more positive.,Because that's the ceiling effect of the upgrade of the direction of positive energy.,And it's going to get higher and higher.,Inclusive.。 So there is no contradiction, it's so long. hehe

For the garbage of swearing, the garbage of rebellion, the garbage of offside, the garbage of greed, the garbage of arrogance, and the elimination of garbage, with you and me, all of us in the world must do our part to eradicate garbage. In this way, all the meager forces will be pooled, and all the poisonous substances in this world will be completely clean, and there will be no struggles and contradictions, robbery, theft and fraud forever, and they will all disappear forever and forever. This must be firm, because it must be the greatest fact of the greatest facts, absolutely, completely, thoroughly, objectively. The beater will disappear forever, and the law will be reversed in the direction that the beater will disappear forever.

Only in this way can our spirits be detoxified. We will never be angry again. There is no other way.

And then the next thing is to correct the anger after encountering SB's swearing. So angry that I forgot to tell the joke.

Recently there was a book called "After My Grandmother Died". This book is a real suicide note, and the average person will not like it. The writing is not trivial at all, but it should be said that it is extremely extremely ugly and incomprehensible, the layout of the book can not be described in a simple way at all, but also with light-hearted, free, completely and completely untouched, that layout is simply the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth, and the surrounding chase and interception is completely impassable, no one can understand the meaning, that is, no one can understand what it is a "prosperous age" or packaging and may be a fake literary garbage, I also admire this kind of unified literature, and I feel that I should return the gift, after all, the gift is still exchanged, and it is not difficult to be right. It really inspired me.

But now the paradox is that the commissary is too far away, and I go out to buy e-cigarettes to quit smoking, and the calories I need to consume, and the dopamine I produce, I don't know if I will be consumed by the scolding mad dogs on the road, and the non-dirty but toxic scolding, pantomime scolding actors, to exhaustion. I'm really worried, contradictory, contradictory, nagging, boring, otherwise, you can detoxify the spirit after watching it. That's how I talked, what's the 700 calories less today, what, what, what do you want, you raisin.

Wait a while, Lao Tzu remembered that the joke was telling you, don't delay me going to the toilet, that's what I think is the most serious thing, because like spiritual detoxification, it is a lovely and joyful physical excretion, that is, detoxification. Don't get in the way of my detoxification. I'll look around later, find the eyebrows of the joke, and make you happy. Isn't it just a 600-calorie joke? For a well-known sage like me, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, it is a piece of cake. It's not a matter of seeing, and then again, it's a joke with two 500 calories. This smile is unbeatable. , Xiaoshuang is a sanitary napkin brand, it seems that everyone is going to scold me when I am happy, and even scold myself so shamelessly.

Okay, see you at the toilet. Once the toxins are detoxified, the joke lesson begins. It's only happy 500, that's even more 1/4 too simple, I love to brag, blow you out, and you'll be fine.

At this time, I only heard the sound of BBBBBBBBBB for a while. The bell for the joke class rang crisply.

It turns out that the joke teacher teaches you white humor and black humor today. For example, for the joke about food poisoning, white humor is like this: Master, this peach is poisonous, wait for my grandson to catch the poisonous monster and sand carve it, so as to avenge the master and eliminate harm for the people.

And the black humor is like this: Cao Cao saw that Liu Bei was hit by a poisoned arrow, and he couldn't help but be angry in his heart, thinking that Zhuge Liang would be so vicious, and let his crush poison hurt Liu Bei, Cao Cao decided to whitewash Zhuge Liang to avenge Liu Bei, in fact, haha, how could he tell.

In the face of such black humor and white humor, the joke teacher gave another example. For example, the topic is, there is a cat. Tell jokes to yourself. White humor says: This kitten laughed off all its hair. Black humor says: The cat laughed off its big teeth. White humor says: The cat laughed off its tail. Black humor says that the cat laughed off its ears. White humor says: The cat laughed off its face. Black humor says: The cat laughed off Ta's head.

After the cat was resurrected, it rolled on its own. White humor grabbed it, black humor resurrected it, and they turned it into a mouse, live well, and strive to be human. But the mouse turned into an ear. Black humor quickly picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted: white humor, white humor, black humor calls white humor, catch one ear, catch one ear, repeat, catch one ear. White humor: overcharged, talk about samples.