Chapter 2 The Words of the Tiger and the Wolf
Su Xia picked up the book in his hand, and expected that it was not a good book, but after looking at the cover, he was still thundered, "Qin Lou XX Touch". Ahhh She hadn't talked to someone in the past so many years, what kind of tiger and wolf word was this? If she reads this kind of book, won't she really have the eye of a needle???
"You don't like this? There are many more here, do you want to pick them up? Rong Hao watched her staring at the cover for a long time without squeaking, and asked out loud.
The corners of Su Xia's mouth stiffened, and she almost bit her tongue when she spoke: "I like it, how can I not like it." I'll watch it right away, I'll watch it now. I opened the scroll and read a few pages casually, and my face and neck were red.
Rong Hao felt that this little eunuch was very funny, and he had the heart to tease her.
"Is it really pretty?"
"It's so pretty."
"It's so good-looking, this king is also a little interested, it just so happens that this king hasn't read it yet, or you can read it to this king." He put down the book in his hand with a smile and looked at Su Xia expectantly.
WTF? Did you hear that right? Let her read? Isn't this man crazy?
"Hurry up and read, this king is waiting." Rong Hao raised his foot and kicked the pillow in Su Xia's hand.
Su Xia had no choice but to bite the bullet and read: "Anyway, on a certain day in this year, month, and day, there is an Oiran in the Qin Building on East Street, she is the best at singing, what kind of song to sing?" Sing XX touch, play the drum to play the gong slowly, stop the gong and stop the drum to listen to the singing, all kinds of gossip also sing, listen to me sing XX touch, reach out and touch the edge of the sister's face, the dark clouds flew for a long time, reach out and touch the front of the sister's head, the heavenly court is full and attractive, reach out and touch the sister's eyebrows, scatter the outside of the middle wide, reach out and touch the sister's small eyes, black eyes and white eyes, reach out to touch the sister's small nose needle, the burning air sprays outward, reach out and touch the sister's small mouth, Yingying's eyes smile slightly, reach out and touch the tip of the sister's jaw, and the lower tips are against the chest..."
How do you pronounce the following words of tiger and wolf? Even if she was a modern person, she really couldn't read it anymore. She put the book to her side, "Lord Wang, I think it's better to read this kind of book by yourself, and it won't be private when you read it." ”
"Hahahaha..."Rong Hao finally couldn't help it, this eunuch is really fun. He waved his hand, "Forget it, don't read it." This king is going to sleep, you will sleep at your feet at night, don't try to climb up, do you understand? ”
Su Xia calmed down the blushing face just now, and it took a long time before he spoke: "Don't worry, the prince will obey the king's orders." After that, he pulled up the quilt and slept in the corner at the end of the bed aggrievedly.
Rong Hao knocked on the bed, and a palace maid came in and turned off the lights.
Su Xia was lying down, her eyes wide open, and she couldn't sleep.
At this time, she felt Rong Hao get up and lean over to her. Dead and dead, this color embryo must still be happy to come. She snapped her eyes shut and lay out on the bed as if she were dead.
As a result, Rong Hao just leaned over and pinched her arm.
"Ahh Su Xia couldn't help but scream.
Rong Hao pinched it again.
"What are you doing, gentle, it hurts!" Su Xia shouted again
"Yes, that's it, it's called louder." Rong Hao's low figure sounded in her ears.
What the hell, let yourself scream? Isn't this prince not very good at that, and he is afraid of being ridiculed, so he lets himself act? I will.
Su Xia continued to scream, and Rong Hao sat next to her, looking at her like a monster. This eunuch is a bit cheap.
Su Xia called for a stick of incense intermittently, her throat was a little hoarse, and she asked in a low voice, "Lord Wang, is it okay to call it for so long?" Are you in a state of suffocation? ”
Rong Hao was speechless, and picked up the pillow at hand and wanted to suffocate her. After thinking about it, he still smashed the pillow on the eunuch's head. He lay back and pulled the quilt on: "Sleep." ”
Su Xia nestled aggrievedly at the end of the bed, thinking wildly, and fell asleep.
In the dream, the important events that this body has experienced since childhood and adulthood are repeated.
The next morning, she was awakened by a burst of probing eyes, and when her eyes opened, she shrank her head in fright with a big face in front of her.
"Didn't this king tell you yesterday, don't climb forward? How did you come to me? Rong Hao asked in a strange way, and she was speechless when she asked.
I know the difference between sleeping by myself, but it's not something I can control. Who knew that when I fell asleep, I instinctively squeezed into the head of the bed.
It must be because of yesterday's dream, in which she was bullied by her mother-in-law, and there was only a thin quilt on nine cold days, which was abnormally cold. The kind grandmother brought her a soup woman, which was very warm. And she leaned on the soup woman.
No, she was still sleeping with Tang Pozi yesterday, and when she looked down at her eyes, she almost lost her soul. She is hugging Rong Hao, hugging tightly!
Oh my god, what's going on! Can anyone tell me what to do at this point!!
She withdrew her hand curtly, and slowly adjusted her position, a little away from Rong Hao.
smiled awkwardly: "Lord Wang, why did you wake up so early?" ”
Rong Hao's face darkened: "If this king doesn't wake up again, are you going to lick it up?" You little eunuch, you are not big, but you are not small! ”
Su Xia hurriedly retracted to the end of the bed. She pulled up the quilt and covered her head in the quilt: "Lord, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to belittle you!" ”
Rong Hao was slighted for the first time in his life, and to be honest, he himself was speechless.
In the dream, he was tied up by a large octopus and had difficulty breathing, and when he opened his eyes, he found that the little eunuch was lying on top of him with his hands and feet. Such a small person, sleeping with a slight snoring.
Now this man still says such things to himself, does he not want to live?
It wasn't completely dawn outside the window, and it was estimated that it might not be the fifth watch, so Rong Hao fell asleep angrily.
This time it was Rong Hao's turn to be stared at and woke up. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the little eunuch sitting beside him and staring at him closely. His scalp tightened, this eunuch is really a broken sleeve. "What are you staring at this king like that?"
Su Xia scratched her head, the bun tied last night was very tight, and her scalp was a little painful, but fortunately it was not loose, otherwise she would look more like a woman. "Lord, I think, the book says, after that, don't you want to take a bath the next morning? Do I wash here or go back? ”
Rong Hao was simply shocked by his brazenness. He didn't do anything last night, right? Is it good for the person who was despised to be he? Bathe? Could it be that the water was used to wash away the stains that he was forcibly hugged last night?
Can't be stage frightened, he secretly thought, this eunuch is a master.
He knocked on the table: "Someone." ”
The palace maid came in response, "What does the prince command, do you want to wash now?" ”
"Fetch a basin of hot water for this king, put more petals in it, and this king wants to bathe with this father-in-law Su." He gritted his teeth in hatred and glanced at Su Xia.
It's over, I don't have the face to see anyone, I screamed so loudly last night, and we have to take a shower together this morning. Su Xia wanted to die on the bedpost.
The palace maid's face was slightly red, and there was a smile on the corner of her mouth. This father-in-law Su is really good, he called so ecstasy last night, and this morning the prince was still thinking about taking a bath with him, which is amazing.
The palace maid retreated, and after a while, several attendants carried a large bathtub, which was filled with hot water, and rose petals floated on the water. After putting down his things, he stepped back out.
"Lord, do I still want to call? Wouldn't it be more helpful for you to bark again? Su Xia asked sincerely.
The black line on Rong Hao's face is about to reach his neck, this eunuch is really a superb, doesn't he know how to write the word shame?
Rong Hao took off his shirt, saw Su Xia looking at him, and twisted his head: "This king wants to bathe, you are not allowed to look at me so squintingly." When I go in, you will face the wall and shout slowly, and you will not stop if you don't have enough incense. ”
Su Xia almost strangles herself, why do you always have to dig a pit for herself to jump? Why did she, a socialist five-good youth, fall to such a state?
No way, feudal society, the royal power is the greatest. She could only pitifully face the wall and call for enough time for a stick of incense.
Hearing the sound of pouring out of the bath behind her, she turned her head when she estimated that Rong Hao had already put on her clothes.
Bright blind dog eyes, Rong Hao is not dressed! The sound of water was the sound of him squeezing the water out of his hair, and at this moment, the beautiful man was standing naked in the middle of the tub.
Su Xia was about to poke herself blind, she exclaimed, "Ah! Although Rong Hao has a good figure and a good face, she is not ready to face his fruit body directly.
Rong Hao was almost mad at her. How could this eunuch keep hovering on the verge of death? Are you afraid that you won't dare to kill him?
But at this moment, if you show any bit of fright, it will be too shameless. On second thought, eunuchs are also men, and it doesn't seem to be anything to be looked at by a man.
He adjusted his breathing: "Didn't this king ask you to turn your head, and everyone is a man, what is there to be excited about." This king knows that you are not as tall as me, not as handsome as me, and not so good in shape, but your reaction is too big, right? ”
Su Xia's eyes didn't know where to go, she stared at her hands, her earlobes and face were as red as bloodshot. "Lord Wang, it's me who made a fuss, you hurry up and get dressed, don't catch a cold."
finally pulled back a game, Rong Hao's heart was very happy. He slowly wiped the water off his body and put on his underwear. "Do you want to wash it too, after all, I told them I was going to take a bath with you."
Su Xia waved his hand again and again: "Don't want it, don't want it." "Just kidding, taking a shower in front of you, am I too long? Moreover, this water was just washed by you, do you really think you are a concubine?
When Rong Hao was dressed neatly, he summoned the attendant to carry the bath bucket down.
The palace maid came in to make the bed. Rong Hao said to one of the palace maids: "Last night, this Father-in-law Su served this king very much to my heart, and in a while, you will send Father-in-law Su back to his residence and give him some reward." ”
The palace maid smiled at the corner of her mouth and led Su Xia back to her residence.
"Grandpa Su is really amazing."
"Generally, the prince is more powerful."
"I was on duty last night, and you were going to cry when I heard it on the porch."
You cried, your whole family cried. I'm in a good mood, okay? Is it also a fault to have good acting?
"Hehe, no way, the prince is too powerful, my back hurts." Su Xia was humble.
"Father-in-law Su has a good rest, I guess the prince will have to call you soon. You see so many times this night, and your waist can't bear it. I'll ask the small kitchen to make some tonic for you later, and you can make up for it, and keep your spirits up to obey the king's next call. The palace maid had a very understanding expression.
"Thank you, sister, I don't need to make it up, I just need a pot of Sydney pear tea to moisten my throat." Su Xia screamed for so long last night, and her throat was a little sore.
The palace maid was even more obscene: "Yes, you wait, I will send someone to bring it to you immediately." So he hurried away.
Su Xia was lying on her bed, what happened this night? What happened???