The May day is very beautiful, when the sun climbs over the gazebo, outlines the hills, pushes open the window, and touches the fresh provisions;

The May day is beautiful, when the butterfly chases away the bees, vibrates its wings, takes a deep breath, and smells the sweet fragrance of flowers;

The May day is very beautiful, when the breeze blows down the sunset, dyes the distance red, tiptoe, you will see the yearning of childhood;

The May day is very beautiful, when the moonlight dots the starry sky and pours on the street, calm down, you will hear the excitement of nocturne;

The May day is really beautiful, so beautiful that when you close your eyes, you will dream of happiness.

However, as a third-year junior high school student, May is indeed unusual, because I have to take the physical education high school entrance examination, although it is only 30 points, but no one treats "bean bags as dry food".

Of course, there will always be some homeroom teachers who don't pay attention to physical education exams, and they think it's very simple, so they stop physical education classes early and tutor from morning to night.

One of these teachers must know some so-called ways, and they will provide parents with some channels to "buy points with money", and it is undeniable that the physical education exam at that time, the phenomenon of "cheating" was very serious.

Fortunately, Xiao Zhou doesn't think so, he will occasionally take the students for a morning run, and after school in the afternoon, he will also pull the students to the playground to practice shot put and long jump.

I once asked Xiao Zhou, everyone is studying day and night, why is he not in a hurry? Xiao Zhou's answer was completely out of consideration for the students: "Exercise is not only for the exam, but also for your body, exercise can make the brain more awake, the study efficiency will be higher, and most importantly, I believe that each of you can get these 30 points!" ”

If you have experienced that era, you can also understand to some extent how much a point in the high school entrance examination is equivalent to, I am very willing to believe that the current educators have put an end to this phenomenon through various measures, otherwise, go and look at the children of those cadres and the rich second generation, I believe that there must be people among them who buy points, unless the relationship is so hard that you can enter directly without buying.

This phenomenon is quite unfair to the children of poor families.

Well...... I may be too disappointed in this society, which is why there are so many complaints, but please rest assured, I will not make any out-of-the-ordinary moves, after all, I am still a staunch patriot, I believe that the motherland will become stronger and stronger, and I would like the motherland to become stronger and stronger.

Okay, let's move on to the PE exam.

Since we are a new school, even if the playground is very good (the toilet in the middle of the playground has not been removed), we have to go to other schools to take exams, which is like an away game in a football game, and more difficult, we have no adaptation training.

"Yangzi, don't you bring equipment?"

"What kind of equipment to bring, this kind of exam is similar to the usual training, except for the shot put, I don't pay attention to anything else."

"I've heard that the bunkers there are very good to jump in, non-slip, and you can borrow strength."

"Let's protect students, in fact, think about it, choosing there as a test center may also be so that students can get good results in the exam."

"Yohe, you also have a time to praise the Ministry of Education?"

"Do I hurt them a lot?"

"Count yourself, or shall I count for you?"

"You're on good feet, aren't you? Anyway, you haven't exercised much these days, can you do the exam? ”

"Cut, buddy never takes the PE exam seriously."

"Okay, you're better than me."

When the school bus drove over, I suddenly felt a little nervous, I didn't know if it was because I had to take the exam in an unfamiliar environment, so I asked Lan Yuxuan, who had changed schools: "Hey, are you nervous?" ”

"No, you're nervous? Isn't it just that the venue is a little unfamiliar? ”

"The problem is ......"

"Oh, you're going to take a test, and you don't have to deal with the students and teachers there, it's okay, good, ah."

“……”

I don't know if the girls have a strong maternal thinking, but Lan Yuxuan's approach of treating me as mentally handicapped really makes me very helpless.

"No, I need to go to the bathroom."

"It's time to get in the car, what toilet are you going to?"

"I'm afraid I won't find it there."

"Don't worry, there must be a toilet."

"Oh...... But I couldn't hold it anymore. ”

"You're ...... There is a lot of urine on the lazy donkey. ”

As soon as I ran out of the line, I was stopped by Xiao Zhou.

"You were asked to go just now, you don't go, it's time to get in the car, what are you smoking?"

"I also went to the teacher's ...... just now"

“…… You kid has a nervous time, too. ”

"No, it's coming out, teacher, two minutes."

Maybe I drink a lot of water, but I'm just willing to admit it.

The two schools are not far apart, so we arrived very quickly, and there is still some time before the exams.

"When they finish the exam, it's our turn, our first event is the long jump, then the shot put, and finally the running, the order is very appropriate, everyone first familiarize themselves with the environment, warm up if you have nothing to do, and you can go to the toilet if necessary."

Xiao Zhou is obviously biased, why am I the one who needs to unload?

"Do you still go to the bathroom?"

"No, what kind of toilet to go to, I'm only willing to excrete fertilizer into a place I am familiar with."

"Then don't go to the public toilet in the future."

"Take care of it, hurry up and yours."

Today's weather is good, the sun is not dazzling, the temperature is comfortable, and I don't sweat much when exercising. I just don't know why, I was still nervous, so I sat in the stands by the playground and admired the students who were taking exams.

"Gu Yang?"

"Huh?"

I heard a girl calling me, a voice that was both familiar and unfamiliar. When I looked back, I was suddenly covered in a cold sweat.

"It's really you, I heard that someone from another school came to take the exam, but I didn't expect to meet you, what a coincidence."

"Huh...... Hehe......"

"Why don't you know me?"

"I know you in ashes."

The girl in front of me, named Zhang Lina, was a nightmare I had when I was a child, and when I wasn't in town, she was the neighbor's child in my front yard and often bullied me.

"Sister, I've finished the exam, full marks, amazing."

"Amazing, I'll go back first."

"Huh? Don't go, I finally met, I haven't seen you since I moved away, you've grown taller and handsome. ”

"I thank you."

I'm talking, it's not a conversation, I really want to run, because I have a bad premonition.

"Gu Yang, the teacher told you to go back."

"Oh, let's go, sister, the teacher called me."

Zhang Lina grabbed me and said with a smile: "Wait a while, your girlfriend." ”

I was stunned for a moment, and then shouted in a low voice, "What are you talking about, my classmate." ”

"Hehe, I'm shy, hey, classmate, come, I'll tell you about our family Gu Yang who was scared to pee his pants when he was a child."

“…… What kind of nerves do you have, I said why does the right eyelid keep jumping, I know that it must be no good to see you. ”

"Teasing you, let's go, if you still have time after the exam, my sister will take you to eat something delicious."

"You can pull it down, let's go, sister."

Under Zhang Lina's gaze, Lan Yuxuan and I walked to the place where the class was, very unhappy, why did Xiao Zhou let Lan Yuxuan come over and call me, where did all those fox friends and dog friends die? Zhang Lina's woman is too, there is no one on her mouth, if you see her in the future, you must clean her up, no, I don't want to see her again.

"I'd like to hear about you being scared to pee your pants."

“……”