Chapter 19: Penguins
Ziliang is very smart, but at the same time he is also a very lazy person, whether it is before he became a human or after he became a human being. In fact, if it weren't for the old-fashioned thing like "saving the world", but there was no way not to do it. He would rather stay in the "hospital" forever, smoking, reading the newspaper, and occasionally taking old Joey to the "tavern" for a few drinks and chatting with the bartender about such trivial things as "the next stage of evolution of the universe......
Although he likes the pleasant rhythm of life, he is very helpless, everything has its own responsibilities, for example, the sun has to shine, the earth has to rotate, the farmer has to farm, the doctor has to see a doctor, old Joey has to feed the "pigs", the bartender has to tell stories to the newcomers in his tavern, and Ziliang himself ...... You have to travel through time and plane to find the scattered "shards of sin".
Well, some people can understand this passage, some people can't, but it doesn't matter, everyone just needs to know that the current Ziliang is just an ordinary person, he was imprisoned in the Arkham asylum, and the next morning after he was imprisoned, he became a mythical figure, and that's fine.
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Once in a certain plane, there was a saying that "in fact, God is also a man, but God has done what man cannot do, so he has become a god." And at this moment, Ziliang has undoubtedly completed something that no one can do...... Because after spending the night in the "infirmary", he came out with a pack of Professor Yang's cigarettes in his hand......
Yes...... Although it may not sound like an earth-shattering thing like a pack of cigarettes, when it reaches the prisoner's ears, it is almost like saying, "This kid went to hell and crawled out with a pair of satanic panties in his hand." ”
The news was so exciting, incredible, and so frustrating that not only the prisoner, but also the prison guards' circles began to talk about the new prisoner, and the night he spent alone with Professor Yang was also rumored to be in various versions, even mixed with some pink hunting scenes......
But then again, the professionalism of the criminals in Gotham City has really gotten worse and worse over the years, if it was Gotham 10 years ago, the people who could chat and drink tea and eat melon seeds while being tortured in front of Professor Yang would simply grab a lot of them, and then take a step back, as far as Professor Yang's torture methods are concerned, it is estimated that a few years ago he did not even have a chance to gain a foothold in Arkham Asylum, and now looking at his fierce and famous appearance, it can only mean that he has caught up with a good time.
Anyway, almost everyone knew Ziliang overnight.
But with the popularity comes trouble.
The biggest of them all is Mr. Copote.
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Colbert is a businessman and a criminal.
His full name is Oswald Chesterfield Copote. It's a mouthful to read, so when he wasn't locked up in Arkham Asylum, most of the Gotham City Underground gangsters liked to call him "The Penguin......
Mr. Penguin is a little over 1.4 meters tall, weighs 80 kilograms, has almost no neck, and is a little stubble, this deformed figure makes him look like a walking large kiwi, coupled with his stunted left eye and abrupt hooked nose, these elements combine to make people naturally classify him as a "psychopathic freak", and when he was arrested, he was not even given a chance to explain, and was directly imprisoned in Arkham Asylum.
Therefore, the habit of "judging people by their appearance" is really bad, because Mr. Penguin is not a mental illness at all, not only that, but he is also a very typical "high emotional intelligence criminal", he pays attention to his manners, clothing, elegant interests, is very gentlemanly, and likes to quote Shakespeare's poems when he speaks...... There's even a little bit of cleanliness.
He had a bullying and ridiculed childhood, a mysterious death of his father, a hysterical mother, a declining family, self-made, suffering, and eventually became the leader of one of the four gangs in Gotham City.
So after entering the Arkham Asylum, he quickly used his normal thinking, intelligence, emotional intelligence, and negotiation methods to become the "boss" of the asylum.
So some people have to ask, why is he a normal person, but he can become the boss of a group of crazy people?
You see, that's where your narrow-mindedness lies, because he's not dealing with the prisoners at all, it's the warden Quincy. Sharp.
Arkham Asylum is a magical place, although all the prisoners here are closely guarded, and it is completely forbidden to fight, cause trouble, gang up, etc., and there are amiable characters like Professor Yang in person, but it is very magical that there is some chaos every once in a while.
For example, Ziliang poked people in the throat and eyes with a spoon and poked them into shock...... This kind of thing is really quite normal.
Can you imagine a person who used his fingernails to buckle the rust on the water pipe in the middle of the night, he kneaded the buckled rust and butt paper together, kneaded it into a ball with saliva, and took it out to freeze when the wind was released, it was winter, and within 10 minutes it was as hard as a steel bullet...... That's right, it's to dig out the used paper in the paper basket, make sure that each one is stained with feces, and then compare it with the total number of paper papers, and then recycle them uniformly...... Legend has it that during that time, the resignation rate of prison guards was three times higher than in previous years.
There are even more frustrating ...... Can you imagine yourself saving money and keeping cockroaches in prison? The man was an entomologist with a broken brain, and the cockroaches raised them were as big as slippers, and they flooded like demonic creatures had invaded, causing the prison to start a large-scale cleaning, and during this time, the prisoner successfully poisoned 12 prison guards with pesticides, and then successfully escaped.
In short, there will always be things in the Arkham Asylum that you absolutely don't expect, and the prison guards can't really keep an eye on you 24 hours a day, so the prison authorities need someone who has enough appeal to be able to restrain the prisoners within them, and this person is naturally our Mr. Penguin.