Chapter 5 Bathing is a big problem
In the middle of the night, the chill gradually rises.
Su Xia's strength passed, and people gradually felt the malice from this world. She woke up from the cold.
I woke up and looked around the dark area, and I couldn't figure out the situation. Her head hurt, and she rubbed the corners of her forehead, remembering some sporadic fragments.
Is it too late to bite your tongue and kill yourself? Can you hit a pillar and die?
No, these dead people are more happy, it's too cold now, and it's not worth it to be frozen to death. She scrambled over to the bed. remembered that Rong Hao said that he was not allowed to go to his bed without taking off his clothes, and before going to bed, he ripped off his coat.
Rong Hao was simply stunned by this person's brazenness. He woke up the next morning and found an octopus stuck to his body. What's going on!
Due to the effects of alcohol, Susha slept deeply. She hugged Rong Hao tightly, and pounced on this prince with her hands and feet.
Rong Hao wanted to push her away, but she was wrapped too tightly. What to do? If he screams loudly, will it make people feel that he is being molested by the disciples? But if he doesn't scream, he sleeps like a pig, and he won't wake up at all. The sad prince asked for help online.
Gonggong Li had a clear heart and heard the prince's inner cry for help.
With a brisk pace, dragging the body of the old dragon clock, a gust of wind blew into Rong Hao's bedroom.
He raised his eyes and looked at the bed, "Oops~" He covered his eyes.
What's this called? At such an age, you still have to suffer this kind of sin, and you have to watch this kind of picture. What's this called? Why is it that people are also eunuchs, they can climb up to a prince, and they can also sleep with the prince.
Gonggong Li sighed in his heart, and soon realized that the two men on the bed were men. He let go of his hands covering his eyes. He bowed to Rong Hao on the bed: "Lord Wang, you are early, the slave just faintly heard you calling me, is there anything wrong?" ”
Rong Hao was simply stunned, could it be that he stayed with Gonggong Li every day, and he actually stayed telepathically? Otherwise, how could this old eunuch hear his own thoughts.
He was a little embarrassed, and the situation at this time prevented him from carrying the majesty (?) of the past. Speak. His hands and feet were trapped by octopuses, and all he could move was his head.
Laboriously turning the pillow in one direction, he commanded, "I just want you to have some hot water and more petals." ”
Gonggong Li looked at the person lying on his stomach and muttered in a low voice: "This person hasn't woken up yet, so let's wash it together?" Young people are in good health. ”
Rong Hao's face turned into a pig's liver, but he couldn't help answering, the old man had a lot of nonsense, and if he didn't block it, he would still chatter. Ruthless (?) The prince lowered his voice and ordered the old slave standing in front of the bed: "Yes, I know he hasn't woken up yet, I want you to wait for him to wake up before sending it, don't you have anything else to do in the morning?" How do you have to stare at this king? ”
Gonggong Li shook off the dust in his hand and dusted the small table at Rong Hao's bedside: "Lord, look, I'm not doing something." Don't always say that everyone is just as idle as you are. ”
First blood。
Rong Hao couldn't help but roar: "What kind of table did you wipe in my bedroom in the morning?" Can't you wait until I get up and then wipe it? ”
The old slave glanced at him, the high bed was soft, and the warm jade around him was warm and fragrant (!) He replied in a sharp voice: "A normal prince gets up early to read at this time, such as the second prince, who smells the chicken and dances." ”
Doble kill。
Rong Hao didn't want to argue anymore, he said weakly: "Okay, you're old, what you said is right, now you go down, I still want to sleep for a while." ”
The old slave was very helpless: "If you want to sleep, no one will stop you, don't call me, I won't come in." ”
Triple kill。
With that, he shook the dust and walked out slowly. The little feet that originally walked with the wind were actually carried away by the victory at this time, and walked slowly and leisurely, and it took a while before disappearing from Rong Hao's eyes.
Rong Hao looked at the ceiling boredly, what is this called! In the future, wine should not appear in any corner of the house, and when he got up, the first thing he did was to throw the little eunuch into the bath and wash it, and the second thing was to smash the wine jar at home.
Su Xia didn't wake up until he fell asleep. Rong Hao fell asleep again in humiliated waiting, and slept together until the end of the day.
She got up from Rong Hao's body and stretched out a hundred times more energetically. I don't remember anyone around me at all. By the time she remembered, Rong Hao had already woken up. He stared at Su Xia viciously, if his eyes could kill, Su Xia felt that he should have died ten thousand times.
But at this time, there are only some sporadic fragments of yesterday's events in my mind. She felt very aggrieved, she was pulled by the prince's hair, and the buckle on her chest was ripped off by the prince. was also pressed to the ground by the prince and slept until midnight.
His body is not yet eighteen years old, and he is a child abuse record.
Thinking about it, my eyes are a little sour. What is this called, what is the good package to eat and live? Eating is to accompany the boss to socialize, acting on the scene for others to see, sleeping is to sleep on the floor, and the three watches in the middle of the night are so cold that my heart is cold and cold.
She looked at Rong Hao with red eyes, Rong Hao was on fire, and she couldn't come out under the gaze of this little eunuch's aggrieved eyes. In the sunlight that came in through the window, this little eunuch had a porcelain white face, slightly disheveled hair, and red eyes like a little rabbit, a little... Lovely?
Rong Hao was ashamed of his idea, a dignified seven-foot man, he actually thought that a five-foot eunuch was cute, he mixed in the eunuchs every day, the old eunuch, the middle eunuch, the little eunuch, actually felt that the eunuch looked more and more pleasing to the eye, what's the matter?
He rolled out of bed in frustration. Outside, he commanded: "Gonggong Li, let the attendants bring in the bath water, this king is awake and wants to bathe." ”
Su Xia craned her ears and listened to him.
Bathing is a good habit, but how to bathe is a big problem. I can't take a bath, I can't take a bath with Rong Hao, and I can't take a bath in front of Rong Hao. It's hard to be a woman, and it's not easy to be a eunuch.
She looked at Rong Hao pitifully: "Lord, if you smell it, my body will stink." ”
Rong Hao looked at her with disgust: "I smell it." ”
She looked at the big red futon on the bed, and whispered a little sadly: "I am a eunuch, some crippled, I am not used to bathing in front of people, and some pain is not experienced by you complete men." ”
Rong Hao looked at her expression like a quail, and his heart softened for a while. Obviously, he gritted his teeth with hatred last night, and at this moment he actually felt that this little eunuch was a little pitiful. Again, who wants to show their scars to others?
After a while, the attendant came in with a bath bucket, and the attendant went out again.
Rong Hao coughed uncomfortably: "This king goes to sit outside, and you will call me when you are washed." Then he turned and went out of the room, lowered the curtain, and went out to sit and read the book.
Yes! This girl was born to be an actress! You can reap a basket of tears if you perform casually, and the Dadong Dynasty owes me a little golden man!
Once the bathing problem is solved, living in the huge bedroom of the prince is naturally much more comfortable than his own square inch of land. She happily climbed out of bed, jumped into the large bathtub, and enjoyed the baptism of roses.
The days of the palace eating and waiting for death are too good, Su Xia has not only to fight wits and courage with this prince, but also made a bunch of friends. She almost recognized the eunuchs and palace maids of all sizes in the house.
A group of palace maids led by Cuihua are CP parties, they are bent over by the warm affection of the prince and Grandpa Su, and hide in all corners every day chattering, discussing whether Grandpa Su screamed or cried, laughed or made trouble last night.
And a group of eunuchs led by Gonggong Li are anti-CP parties. They felt that Gonggong Su, as a eunuch, was also a seven-foot, no, five-foot man, how could he be willing to be someone's crotch. Eunuchs also have dignity, and eunuchs also have ideals, okay? Look at the father-in-law Hu, who is dedicated to his career, and now he is the general manager of the country.
Not long after, the whole of Kyoto spread the good story of the prince falling in love with the little eunuch. All the stages in the city are performing, and the horns who originally sang Hua Dan stopped singing Hua Dan, and changed careers to sing eunuchs, and the young lady who originally sang Pingtan no longer sang the good scenery of Suzhou, and sang about the eunuchs It was really beautiful.
For a time, the eunuch trend swept the whole of Kyoto. The celebrities in the Qinglou even have eunuch appearances, shame, shame play.
Su Xia was dragged out by Rong Hao to go shopping. She actually wanted to come, after all, after coming to this world, she had only stayed in the palace and been to the palace, and had never been in contact with other places.
There are a lot of beautiful girls on the street, and it is summer, and it is not cool to wear a gauze dress and skirt.
The little eunuch looked at the eunuch uniform on his body and sighed silently.
The Seventh Prince walked proudly in front, and the little eunuch followed dejectedly in the back. There were many old acquaintances of Rong Hao in the Qinlou Chu Pavilion on both sides of the road, and they waved handkerchiefs at him from afar: "Seventh Prince, Seventh Prince, come and play, I haven't seen you for a long time, the slave family wants to kill you." ”
Rong Hao is like a proud peacock, he almost shook his tail feathers, and asked for praise written all over his face, I am the most handsome.
When the girls saw that he was unmoved, some of them could not hold back, and prepared to run downstairs. He took Su Xia's hand and shouted towards the restaurants on both sides: "This king has recently changed his taste, you see, I like men, don't call me anymore, be careful of my jealousy." ”
Phew, who's your little liver. Su Xia complained silently. But the performance that needs to be cooperated can't be turned a blind eye, she has been used to performing during this time, and she fell into Rong Hao's arms, disgusted and coquettish: "Lord Wang, why are you so good, you are not allowed to touch me again when you go back, and you will be punished to sleep on the floor for three days." ”
The girls in the restaurants on both sides were stunned by his shameless behavior. It's two men, right? This is Long Yang, this is a broken sleeve, right? How can you be so indecent, unself-loving, and shameless.
This is a song "The Eunuch is Beautiful" sounded at the right time, and the singing girl in the crescent moon tower plucked the pipa and sang it clearly.
It was an eye-opener. I don't know if I don't come out, and I'm scared when I come out. Is this song sung by yourself? Have I become a national idol now? Su Xia couldn't believe her ears.
When the girls in the hall heard this song, they thought of the prince and the eunuch, and immediately became excited. It turns out that this is the real cp sung in the song, from the previous disdain to appreciation, the eunuch and the prince are true love, and the girl and the prince are accidents.