Since the students live relatively scattered, Xiao Zhou chose the policy of going down halfway, most of them going back to the small park and then disbanding, and he was worried that it would not be safe for the girls to go home alone, so he asked the boys who stopped by to escort him.

I was very unlucky, I was supposed to walk a few steps to get home, but Ai Chen was going to a relative's house, and the lonely Lan Yuxuan sent it to me, and the reason given was: Anyway, you are used to running crazy.

"Her safety is in your hands, don't go wrong."

"Teacher, what about my safety?"

"You're alright, go home quickly."

"Go home ......"

I looked at Lan Yuxuan, she originally looked like "I can", but when Xiao Zhou left, she made a "seduction" gesture to me, this scheming girl!

I wanted to pull a brother, but they said they were too tired and too lazy to go, this kind of unrighteous behavior would disappear when I was a few years older, and when my mind matured, my brother would inevitably rank behind women.

I was hesitant to tell my mother first, but according to past experience, when my mother knew that I had the right place, she usually defaulted to that I already had it, so in order to save trouble, I decided to send Lan Yuxuan first.

Ahem, here we go! Attention units, actors in place, lights! Photography! Huh? Why is the heroine nervous? Don't sweat! Makeup artist, hurry up and touch up your makeup!

"Let's go."

"Come with me to the library first."

"Damn, aren't you tired?"

"It's okay, I want to buy a set of exercise books, Ai Chen said it's good."

"Ai Chen?"

"What's wrong? Do you like her? ”

I don't know why, when talking about this topic, I, who have always been cynical, became more nervous (why use "more"), my face was a little hot, and I guessed that I might be shy: "Fart, that's my brother!" ”

"What are you nervous about?"

"Who's nervous, neurotic."

"Did you do your homework?"

"It's still a day tomorrow, what's the hurry."

"Won't you review tomorrow?"

"Why do you have so many questions?"

"It's boring, otherwise it's embarrassing to walk."

"I'll go, you'll be embarrassed too?"

"Nonsense, you think they're all as skinless and faceless as you."

"I'm telling you, others are attacking, be careful of my ......"

"How?"

"Can't you see that?"

"Do you dare?"

"Then why don't you dare...... Yes! What are you pinching me for? ”

"What's wrong with pinching you, hahaha."

Lan Yuxuan used the super perfect combination of thumb and index finger to wreak havoc on my arm, like a bamboo, almost bleeding like a river, making me a big boy, I have no sense of security at all, is it really no ......

Maybe Lan Yuxuan realized something, and suddenly stopped making trouble, and whispered: "Don't move too much, I'm afraid that people will misunderstand." ”

"Huh?" I looked left and right, still not understanding, "Who misunderstood?" What is the misunderstanding? ”

"You are stupid, of course you are afraid that others will treat you as a human trafficker, I am kind enough to remind you."

"I'll go, have you ever seen a trafficker who looks righteous and is so smart?"

"Poof, you're so thick-skinned."

When it comes to human traffickers, I finally found a way to take revenge: if I can't fight them, I will threaten them!

"I often watch legal programs with my mother, and I say that there are a lot of human traffickers recently."

"Are you afraid? Sister protects you. ”

"You? Protect me? ”

(-I: Little sister, call good brother, brother will buy you candy to eat.) -Someone: Good brother~-I: really good~)

"You don't believe it? I've practiced it! ”

"I believe you've practiced blowing. Then tell me how you plan to protect me. ”

"Secretly protecting ......"

“…… What a secret protection. ”

"It's you who walks in front, and I follow behind."

"Xingle!"

I spread my legs and ran, but I didn't run far before I was stopped, which is exactly what I thought, as far as I know, girls don't want to go alone at any time, even if they go to the toilet, they have to go with a gang, I want to ask how I know? Haha, please call me "Friends of Women"!

"Come back!"

"You wait for me to find a stone."

"What are you looking for rocks for?"

"I'm afraid you're going crazy, find a weapon to defend yourself."

"I should be guarding against you."

"You? Then it's not a weapon. ”

"What's that?"

"The murder weapon."

After laughing like this for a while, we were already very close to the bookstore.

"What time is it?"

"You pig, you don't bring a watch when you go out? Yes! Why are you pinching me? ”

"Wouldn't you just tell me?"

"Why? Yes! Still pinching? ”

"Tell me, what time is it?"

"I don't have a watch, I can look at it at the bookstore...... Yes! This is also pinching? ”

"I'm sorry, I'm used to ......"

“……”

When I got to the bookstore, I still wanted to continue reading "Alive", but I was urged out without turning a few pages, I didn't expect her to be so fast, or so purposeful, but then I think about it, I'm afraid it's not that simple, I must be hungry, and I'm embarrassed to say, well, women are like this, right, beauties?

In order to slow down Lan Yuxuan's return home, I proposed: "Don't take the car, it's too wasteful." ”

Lan Yuxuan glanced at me and said, "I don't have any money to sit if I want to." ”

"That's good, haha."

"Okay, shouldn't you invite me to sit at this time?"

"Huh? Why? ”

"Forget it, I didn't plan to sit in the first place."

I don't understand it very much, why am I angry? Isn't it good for me to propose "energy conservation and emission reduction"? Is it bad to exercise?

Just when I was wondering, suddenly a child rode a bicycle "speeding" past us, and I immediately lost my temper: "Who is this child, don't care?" ”

"What are you doing?"

"I just hate these little kids riding blindly on the road."

"Why? Because you won't? ”

I don't know what Lan Yuxuan's brain circuit is, why did she suddenly ask this, and what's even more embarrassing is that I really can't ......

"No, you can't ride a bike when you're so big?"

"Why can't you ride, breaking the law?"

"Hahaha, stupid! Huh? How about I teach you how to ride a bike tomorrow? ”

"Damn, aren't you tired?"

"Don't you call yourself an athlete?"

This is not what I blow, in the eyes of normal people, I just climbed the mountain the first day, how can I rest the next day, don't forget, I am not a normal person! I don't dare to say if I have a lot of energy, but I definitely have the strength to do something.

"Of course I'm fine, huh? Didn't you say you wanted to review? ”

"Hey, I don't care about this half day, let's finish eating at noon tomorrow, I'll look for you."

"You're looking for me?"

", you don't know how to ride."

"Oh, you ride here, then you can wait for me at the school gate tomorrow."

On the way home, I didn't talk much, because I was thinking about why I promised her to teach me how to ride a bike......

Later, I finally had an "epiphany" that instead of wasting time on learning, it was better to unlock the skill of cycling, and in the future, I could do something exciting and creative, such as cycling around the world...... Middle...... North...... Our village!

In this way, I completed the task of protecting the flower messenger, and I got a lot of small red flowers, but they were all left on my arm, and I don't know if this is considered a work injury.

However, I want to ask all the great directors, how is this plot? Which superstar wants to play? Scripts are sent for free! What? Free or not? So I'm crying? Say it's a threat? Please, please accept my sincerity! Don't want it yet? Let's be small.