Today's happy calories are currently 0, to be exact, I haven't found many happy things in the past few days.

So I remembered to tell a joke. Because today I went to the door to buy Nescafe and found a funny joke flyer.

So I decided to spend the 2,000 calories of joke energy on this joke flyer.

Seriously, if I want to spend 2,000 calories a day telling jokes, I really can't bear it.

But in order to fulfill my promise and fulfill my promise, I just have to be generous, and I have to spend 2,000 calories to tell you the joke on this flyer.

Actually, this joke flyer is a joke on the topic of anti-fraud. That is, rice scam jokes.

So let's get down to business and start our anti-fraud joke for today.

This joke is a set of anti-fraud jokes composed of 5 people, Zhang Wang, Li and Zhao Gao, which is particularly funny.

And this joke flyer is called a "chicken feather letter".

I heard that the epidemic is raging now, but the anti-fraud "virus" is even more terrifying and pervasive. Therefore, it has attracted the attention of the majority of community residents, because the people are living in the water and fire.

Joke 1 "White Wolf with Empty Gloves"

Lao Zhang is the director of the business, and the factory is about to resume work, so he needs a mask and a temperature gun. Later, Lao Zhang met "Mr. Zhao" who said he had goods through a friend's introduction, and after reading the sample photos posted by the other party on the Internet, Lao Zhang decided to buy 20,000 masks and temperature guns, and he transferred the payment through WeChat according to the requirements of "Mr. Zhao". Then there was a problem, "Mr. Zhao" said that the Drug Administration was stationed in his factory and could not deliver the goods, and the express delivery could not be delivered during the epidemic, so Lao Zhang felt wrong and asked the other party to refund, but the "Mr. Zhao" on WeChat directly pulled Lao Zhang into the blacklist, and Lao Zhang finally found out that he had met a liar.

Joke 2: "The bait of high and low interest".

Mr. Wang, the owner of a company, was looking for a loan, and soon received a text message from "Lao Zhang Finance". So he clicked on the link according to the prompts and filled in his personal information, and the system showed that his loan amount was 300,000, but two days had passed without disbursement. So Mr. Wang was very anxious, and hurriedly contacted the customer service of "Lao Zhang Finance" through the platform, and the other party said that his registration information was filled in incorrectly, and the information test of the China Banking Regulatory Commission was needed, so Mr. Wang filled in the information again according to the requirements of the other party, and also transferred 15,000 to the other party's account, and the other party said that the system still did not pass, so he asked Mr. Wang to increase his credit score and so on to ask him to continue to transfer, and Mr. Wang transferred a total of 50,000 yuan and found that Lao Zhang Finance was a scam.

Joke 3: "Trick you into making money by swiping orders without negotiation".

It is said that Xiao Li was isolated at home because of the epidemic, and he was sad when he saw that the balance of his bank card was getting smaller and smaller. He usually likes to play computer games, but he saw someone on the computer send him a private message, signed by Lao Zhang, with the title "500 yuan a day for a single brush, without any handling fee", and also attached a link, so Xiao Li's eyes suddenly lit up. So Xiao Li, who is a computer master, swiped 100 yuan and tried it according to the next step prompt on the computer screen, and the other party immediately returned 5 yuan, which became 105 yuan. Xiao Li was ecstatic, and swiped a few more strokes, but the amount on the computer screen became bigger and bigger. So Xiao Li wanted to take out the money, but the other party, Lao Zhang, asked Xiao Li to continue the operation of swiping orders for reasons such as account freezing, and lied that only the amount was large enough to take it out, but Xiao Li swiped 40,000 in one go, and the screen showed 50,000. But when he asked the other party to withdraw 50,000 yuan, he found that Lao Zhang ran away and couldn't withdraw it, and finally understood that he had been deceived.

Joke 4: "Unhesitating call to the public prosecutor's office".

Ms. Liu received a phone call at home, a stranger said that her surname was Wang, claiming to be from the Beijing Municipal Social Security Bureau, saying that someone had stolen Ms. Liu's social security information to apply for a social security card in another place, and that the reimbursement amount had been generated, and Ms. Liu needed to cooperate with the Public Security Bureau in the investigation. So Mr. Wang, who called the phone, gave Ms. Liu a QQ number, added a friend, claimed to be from the Public Security Bureau, wore a police uniform, held a police officer card, and asked Ms. Liu to cooperate in the QQ video call. After that, she used a QQ voice call to instruct Ms. Liu to deposit the money in the designated bank account, and said that the money would be returned after verification. Ms. Liu saved 20,000 yuan and had no news, and she never received any more QQ calls from Mr. Wang, so she knew that she was shaken.

Joke 5: "Internet players are tired of trading".

Xiao Gao played a game online, and met Xiao Wang, a salesman who claimed to be a player on the trading platform, and the other party asked Xiao Gao if the game character equipment was for sale. Xiao Gao agreed to sell, and Xiao Wang added Xiao Gao's game friends and asked him to trade on the game platform. The transaction was successful, but Xiao Gao found that he could not withdraw money, so he quickly contacted the salesman. The salesman said that he needed to recharge the game platform to withdraw, so Xiao Gao transferred 40,000 to the game platform in one go, and then the other salesman Xiao Wang asked to continue to transfer money to unfreeze, and Xiao Gao finally found out that he had been deceived.

So it was an eye-opener to tell so many scammer brainwashing and anti-fraud jokes in one go.

In fact, these scams are all targeted scams set up by scammers, and they are carefully planned and customized. This is more of an anti-scam joke for a serial scam.

I was very happy to see that I had consumed 1,700 calories after these brainwashing courses.

Originally, the plan was to tell everyone 4 jokes every day, but today I was in a better mood, so I told everyone 5 in one go, and gave an extra +1 to give you a small high joke. So that everyone can laugh more happily and more happily.

I remember that in the books of the Catholic Church there was a joke about the mute lang. But at that time, there was no Internet media and so on. Only missionaries.

But today's society and life are really different, because we have the Internet and the media. We can greatly help the mute Lang, so that they are no longer dumb, but more open and tolerant to accept and face this well-connected society.

There is also the opportunity to set up your own media studio, self-media, to advertise to the world, so that scammers have nothing to hide, let the world be colorful, and let the pace of anti-fraud jokes and brainwashing courses rub and rub until they are exhausted and come to naught.

But it has long been said that the outcome of life is important, but the process of life is more worthy of all people's cherishment, so we need to help Abraham, in the process, spread the anti-fraud jokes to help these Abrahim, right?