There weren't many people at the ticket office, but the wait was slow, and Xiao Zhou and I lined up in two separate lines to see who was lucky enough to get there first.

You may think it's not much different, but you don't know, some people only buy two or three, some people want to buy more than a dozen, and there are ...... like us

What's more, high-quality people like us will count the money first, but some people just have to go to the window to turn over the schoolbag, turn over the wallet after the schoolbag, and start counting the money after turning the wallet, you say, this will delay time.

My luck has always been very bad, so when Xiao Zhou "crossed the line", there were five complaining uncles and aunts in front of me, as if the first one was the kind of person I just said, and he seemed to have to buy a lot of tickets, I began to worry about Xiao Zhoulai, I must be low-key when buying tickets, otherwise gossip can only be inaudible......

We "escaped" from the strange gaze of the crowd, hoping that everyone would be kind and applaud us for how long it took us to see how many tickets we bought.

"You see there's a map on the back of here, hey, it's easy to recognize the road after a while."

"Don't be a crow's mouth."

"I think we'll split into two teams in a while and see who climbs to the top of the mountain first."

"What did I say when I came? You can save me peace of mind. ”

I felt a trace of distrust, as a Chinese teacher, don't you know Murong Ba, Murong Ke, Yue Fei, Yue Yun, Sun Ce, Zhou Yu? Huh? It doesn't seem to be necessarily connected...... However, there are more people who have children at the age of fifteen or sixteen! So we're adults too, and we want to be trusted and want to be free! Be free!

"Teacher, isn't the driver with us?"

"He won't go, for your safety, I'm afraid that I will be tired and affect driving."

"Oh, good man, wouldn't your responsibility be greater?"

"It's good that you know, so be honest with me, and don't make me regret bringing you here."

"No, don't worry!"

The first time I came out to climb the mountain, I must have some excitement, and there is more longing, if I conquer the mountain in front of me, it should be a very proud thing!

After I came back, I was giving some tickets and student ID cards to others, so I heard Xiao Zhou say: "There is a map behind the ticket, maybe the drawing is not very clear, in case you fall behind and are too shy to ask passers-by, just walk back to the gate according to the map, wait there, do you hear?" ”

Look, isn't it still what I said?

When I sent it to Lan Yuxuan, of course I had to open it and take a look.

"Hahaha, your photo is so ugly!"

"You're annoying, it's annoying."

I was smiling when I heard a weak voice say, "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet......"

No way! Although Haitao's behavior is a bit like that, this is a good opportunity! So I quickly interjected: "Why didn't you fart early!" Well, teacher, you take the others in first, I'll wait for him here, and then I'll chase you, what do you think? ”

Xiao Zhou wanted to be angry, but felt helpless, and when he saw Haitao holding his stomach with a panicked look, he sighed: "Alas...... With a few of you, I'll have to live ten years less...... But just the two of you, I will arrange a few more people for you to save you from falling behind. ”

"Then ......"

"Okay, except for the few of you who usually like to make trouble, let Ai Chen and Lan Yuxuan look at you, I can rest assured with them, in short, you must pay attention to safety, do you hear me!"

"Oh......"

Subsequently, Xiao Zhou organized other classmates to check in the tickets, leaving Ai Chen and Lan Yuxuan, who were helpless and excited, to spray me, and me? Of course ignore them! I'm like a bird flying out of a cage at the moment! Finally free of constraints! Freely! Refreshing!

At this time, Haitao covered his stomach and said, "Don't be happy, I'm really uncomfortable!" ”

"Why are you still here, hurry up to the bathroom."

"Hurry up and give me the paper, I want to have it, go early!"

I calmly stretched out a finger: "Brother, take it......"

"Fuck off! You wait for me, I'll be fast. ”

Mito seemed to remember something, pinched his nose and said, "He may really ...... soon"

My understanding is that the smell in the toilet is big, and Haitao can't last long, and Lao Mao's understanding is that Haitao has already pulled his pants and was caught by Mito. But Mito was just laughing in the shade, and we had to make up for it in our own heads, and anyway, for whatever reason, it seemed to be disgusting.

After Haitao left, we began to talk about the route, and suddenly found that the fat man was also there, so we all disliked him and said: "Why don't you go with Xiao Zhou, climb so slowly, we have to wait for you." ”

The fat man was obviously very confident in himself: "No, my physical strength, it must be fine!" ”

"Huh, huh? Why hasn't Haitao come out yet? It's really slow, it's slow to eat, and it's still grinding to. ”

Mito patted me on the shoulder and said, "You think he's me, and he can't just take it out." "Look! That's it! I'm simply a contemporary Jia Xu!

"Be quiet, there's a girl here."

"Damn, I forgot."

Ai Chen didn't seem to hear our conversation, so he came over to me with a picture and said, "I took a look, it's almost impossible to go all over, I can only pick and look, let's go this way, we can go and see the 'Glasses Lake'." ”

Actually, I didn't have any idea, since Ai Chen is so positive, let's follow her route.

Lao Mao suddenly asked loudly: "What time is it, who is carrying the watch?" ”

Mito scratched his head and said, "I seem to see Haitao wearing it." ”

"It's so cool, I don't come out for a long time."

"Either I fell into it, or I went to the wrong toilet and was K."

Ai Chen said with a disgusted face: "You boys are really troublesome, I really shouldn't agree to go with you." ”

I said disdainfully: "Hello girl, the last time I pooped in the public toilet, there was an old man ......"

Lao Mao waved his hand and said, "Gotta gotcha, I've said it eight hundred times, are you a little creative?" ”

"You're everywhere, I'm talking about Ai Chen."

"You've told me no less than twice, the old man is cleaning, shouting at the women's toilet, 'Is there anyone in the women's toilet', the sisters next door to you replied 'someone', and then you panicked and wanted to push open the door to see if there were other facilities on the other side, but the uncle shouted at the men's toilet again, 'Girl, you are wrong', is this the matter?"

"Hmm...... You've heard it too......"

"My ears are calloused, I suspect you made it up."

"Okay."

was lost, and found that Lan Yuxuan was still saving face, and smiled symbolically.

"Who is going to see Haitao, how long has it been, Xiao Zhou and they have come down for a while, and we haven't gone up yet."

"I said yes, maybe the girl really fell in."

"Yes, I'll go, you guys wait here."

As soon as I entered the toilet, I heard a familiar voice: "Hello, do you have toilet paper there?" ”

I pinched my nose and asked suspiciously, "Haitao, why are you asking for food, didn't you give you paper?" How big is your ass? That's not enough! ”

"I'll wipe it, you're finally here, hurry up and give me the paper, it's all numb. I was about to wipe it when the chocolate almost fell out, and I was so excited that the paper fell into the pit. ”

“…… Ox X! You're nobody! Anyway, when I got to the toilet, I put the water in it. ”

Lao Mao then came in and said, "I suddenly want to go to the toilet too" ......, "Big brother, what about you?!" ”

"Sprinkle the flying insects."

"You're a JB ......"

When he came out of the toilet, Haitao told us about a buddy farting next door, and he almost laughed (omitted here, it's disgusting...... ）。

After that, we set off to check in under the urging of Ai Chen and Lan Yuxuan, thus officially starting this exciting trip to Xiangshan.