Pan Jinduo saw a joke novel today and laughed.

So he found two manuscripts, the first one:

Rock Vixen 5

Coming together this morning, the rock vixen stubbornly sentenced 2 chapters of "Buffett" exam papers, and the mood can't be said to be more uncomfortable than SI, but it's almost the same as SI. But fortunately, I made up for the work that I missed yesterday and did not delay the progress of the work. Originally, this first set of Chinese-style test papers and the last two chapters were judged, and the rock vixen planned to finish it in one breath today, but judging this kind of test paper that was filled with a lot of garbage is really a serious consumption of positive energy, so the rock vixen decided to wait until tomorrow when he is free to continue sentencing. According to the work plan of the rock vixen, one chapter is judged a day, so it will take up to two days for the first set of Chinese-style "Buffett" test papers to be judged. However, there is a set of foreign-style "Buffett" test papers in the back, and the rock vixen decided to wait until all the two Chinese and foreign "Buffett" test papers are all judged, and then unify them, rank them together, announce the top 10, and select the champion, because the rock vixen is preparing to recruit a male secretary recently. Her recruitment advertisement reads: I am the boss rock vixen, and I am going to recruit a male secretary, who can basically manage food, housing, clothes, and play. But there is no base salary. However, you can be assigned to introduce the work project for free and uninterrupted, and if the work project is messed up, the boss rock vixen does not assume any responsibility and risk, and it is possible to remove the male secretary from the position and change it to another person. But if the work project is very successful and excellent, the boss rock vixen will continue to give various gifts to his male secretary. The profit obtained by the male secretary from the success of the work project is divided 5 to 5 with the rock vixen according to the situation. However, as the boss, the Rock Vixen is only responsible for the unlimited distribution of work items, and is not responsible for any money and investment activities on the work items. The job of the recruiter, that is, the male secretary, is completely free, but the overall direction is recommended to follow the grasp and best advice of the rock vixen to ensure that the work project is in the right direction, goes smoothly, progresses and is very successful. Profits are abundant. In this process, the rock vixen does any reasonable work assigned by the boss to the male secretary, hoping that the male secretary will not refuse and will complete the implementation carefully. Although the extra work assigned by the Rock Vixen is definitely not too heavy, the basic requirements and effects of the Rock Vixen for the results of the work project must be strictly implemented. In this process, the male secretary has a lot of flexibility and freedom. If you do a good job, you will continue to receive gifts. If you don't do a good job, you have to terminate the contract and find someone else.

After writing this advertisement for recruiting male secretaries, the rock vixen was relieved, and she decided to choose the champion of the two sets of Chinese and foreign "Buffett" test papers as the first seed of her deputy, because she believes that Wen is like a person, and only when a person really has a level, that is, the champion, can he do his job well and succeed, and it is possible to handle the interpersonal relationships around him well, and live in peace with the world, instead of creating contradictions and sowing discord everywhere, and governing the country by force!

Part 2:

Rock Vixen 6

Some people think that writing the name vixen is too unpopular. In fact, you don't have to think about it completely, you can understand this sentence, in fact, this sentence seems to be a fantasy, but it is not bloody: "Aren't all human beings foxes?" It's just that there are a few people who have a relatively high level of cultivation, and they have become fox spirits." There are also funny remarks that the word fox spirit should be changed to fox god, so I humorously said: fox god, fox spirit, and fox spirit and fox spirit? Of course, grammatically speaking, this is a rhetorical question, so I admire myself more, such a clear expression of the spirit of foolish service, after all, self-encouragement is also a particularly important function. For example, in the morning, you can make a person who can't cry for almost 1 year, wow wow cry a few times, which is also increasing his lung capacity, and if it is emotional crying, then it is to pray for rain in the city where we live, Beijing.

Many people reacted that they died when it snowed. In fact, to be strong, you must have endurance and endurance, there is a saying in China: endure what others can't endure, in order to become what others can't. Isn't that what it means to be patient, willpower, and to be resilient, or to be resilient? So there's no need to die in the snow. Because snow is fake, death is fake.

In fact, as a rock vixen for 10,000 years, I only see people who are tenacious and strong and struggled, so I will not feel guilty and blame myself, because I think their behavior is very lively, and they can completely fill my guilt and self-blame, so they are close to me, and they can also be said to be friends who don't fight and don't know each other, and I actually don't like those who are weak and incompetent, and always complain about me. In short, human society has always had competition, and now that there are 7.7 billion human beings, if you can be crowned king, it will be a great event. So have a good relationship with me, don't think that the vixen is scolding, then we will have a harmonious relationship, and I will try my best to help everyone responsibly, because the relationship between human beings is originally to love each other and help each other. Don't make me particularly angry.

Okay, without saying so much, do you understand my rock 'n' roll fox spirit? If you still don't understand, it doesn't matter, I'll come with you every day, okay?

Pan Jinduo was very happy, and began to run his joke magazine proudly.