Chapter 6: The Legendary Sauna

No matter how hard and fucked up life is, you have to keep going!

Maybe if you change to other peers, you will always be a little worried about such a painful system, but Zhang Wei, who has long been accustomed to being independent and strong, will not be at all.

He couldn't count on anyone but himself.

So even if it is Lao Tzu whom he has never met, there is a strange thing like a system in the old antique mobile phone left behind, and there are too many things worth scrutinizing.

But after he couldn't think of anything for a while, he gradually came to his senses.

After sitting paralyzed in bed for half an hour, Zhang Wei reluctantly accepted the reality in front of him, and after getting up from the bed, he dragged an old rattan box under the bed.

Two brand-new shell guns were wrapped in an old cotton coat and pressed to the bottom of the box.

As for the antique mobile phone loaded with the 10087 system, Zhang Wei decided to carry it in his trouser pocket after thinking about it......

After walking out of the bedroom, Zhang Wei took the first look.

I saw the inside of the rice cooker on the dinner table, which was cleaner than a dog licking.

Last night's big pot of chicken and a whole pot of rice, even when Zhang Wei was drunk, were still eaten and drunk.

Because of the current depression in his heart, Zhang Wei decided to eat a good breakfast today to comfort his wounded little heart.

The breakfast in the morning was still handled by Zhang Wei himself.

Under his busy work, about ten catties of rice were put into the inner tank of the rice cooker and quickly washed.

In three days, I ate a bag of 50 catties of rice.

This is the most intuitive embodiment of Zhang Wei's current role as a walking humanoid rice bucket.

It's not that Zhang Wei doesn't want to save a little, for example, cook some small and fresh porridge in the morning, and save a meal after serving mustard; the problem is that now this product also refers to the two full meals eaten at home in the morning and evening to live.

The Chinese food of the 17th Middle School must be eaten at school.

Even if Zhang Wei eats Chinese food, the large bowl full of rice has already made many people look sideways, but God knows! After eating this product, he can't even mix it with a half-full.

Eating breakfast outside is even more impossible for Zhang Wei.

Without mentioning the price of a breakfast meal, the astonishing amount of food that would have frightened the poor breakfast shop owner just by opening his belly.

According to Zhang Wei's own optimistic estimate, if you want him to eat eighty percent full.

Then you need at least 60 buns alone, and if you want to eat noodles and rice noodles, you can't eat less than 30 bowls.

A lean teenager in a high school uniform eats 60 steamed buns for breakfast, or cooks 30 bowls of noodles and rice noodles in a row.

That wonderful scene made Zhang Wei feel extremely shocking just thinking about it.

After cooking the staple food, Zhang Wei took half a basin of hot water in a basin, took out five packets of fast food from the old refrigerator, and after a pause, Zhang Wei put back two packets.

Only then did the remaining three packs be thrown directly into the hot water to soak.

At this time, he took advantage of the time when the meal was cooked to do something else, such as tidying up his personal hygiene or something.

"You have to know that when you wake up, it will grow again, and you won't be too lazy to scratch it again last night. Touching the beard that came as scheduled every morning, Zhang Wei thought so......

Washing his face, brushing his teeth, and shaving, Zhang Wei completed the whole process in five minutes.

At this time, the rice in the rice cooker was far from being cooked, and in the cold morning of October, Zhang Wei came to the small courtyard outside the room wearing only a small vest and big trousers.

After taking a deep breath, he suddenly bowed his back slightly.

The hands are in a tiger claw posture, and the soles of the feet wearing sneakers are even more at the position of the toes, and the ten toes are buckled.

For a while, the handsome young man who originally looked harmless actually brought a little bit of beastly aura, like a little tiger cub.

The Five Fowl Opera is rumored to have been created by Hua Tuo, a generation of divine doctors during the Three Kingdoms period.

Zhang Wei and his old Zhang family did not have any ancestral mastery to pass on, and even if there were, they were brought into the coffin by his grandfather, who wanted to make him a little white-collar worker.

This set of five bird operas, which is known as an absolute ancient method, is the only inheritance that Zhang Wei has obtained.

At the beginning, the old man was willing to teach this set of five poultry operas to Zhang Wei, but he also valued this set of exercises, which could only strengthen the body, and had no direct effect on the fight against the strong.

Not to mention, after Zhang Wei began to practice this ancient method of five poultry operas at the age of three, even if he didn't practice any great names.

But in the process of growing up, even fever and cold are very rare, and a little stinky fart child with a big bean is actually unusually strong under the indiscriminate feeding of an old widower.

Of course, the so-called failure to practice the Great Name Hall is only aimed at the previous situation.

After the strange sudden high fever last time, Zhang Wei found that this set of five poultry dramas seems to be no longer on the same level as the bewitching goods that can be seen everywhere on the Internet.

Nowadays, every time the ancient method of five poultry plays, after the five forms and forty movements are completed.

He could always feel a soft air flow in his body, which spontaneously traveled throughout his body, nourishing his limbs and internal organs.

It's a wonderful feeling, it's even more comfortable than the legendary sauna.

Even if Zhang Wei is a turtle, he has never tried the so-called sauna, what kind of comfort is it? But according to the praise of Yishui on the Internet, those saunas that claim to have Guan-style service should be quite good.

He didn't understand it when he was young, so he should be like this......

It took about 20 minutes for Zhang Wei to complete the whole set of five poultry plays twice.

After doing it, he felt that there was only a slight sweat on his forehead, but the warm air flow in his body really reappeared.

While being refreshed, Zhang Wei felt that the strength in his body seemed to be faintly greater.

It's just that at this time, Zhang Wei's stomach is 'cooing' and screaming, this set of five poultry plays is good, that is, every time it is done, Zhang Wei is very hungry.

So much food I ate last night, and those that remained in my body, seemed to have been completely absorbed in just twenty minutes.

In this regard, Zhang Wei hurriedly ran towards the room.

According to the time, the rice in the big rice cooker should always be cooked at this time!

Still took out the inner liner of the rice cooker directly, Zhang Wei tore open the seal of the fast food package with his hands, and poured the curry beef inside into the inner tank with soup and water.

Scooped up a spoonful of rice stained with soup with a spoon, and after stuffing it into his mouth, Zhang Wei's heart was full of happiness that was about to overflow.

Although this thing was purchased in large quantities by Zhang Wei on a certain treasure, he bought ten bags at a time, not only free shipping, but also an additional bag in the store.

The owner of that small shop kept assuring Zhang Wei that many takeaways that sold more than 30 yuan on those takeaway platforms were made with freshly cooked rice and this thing.

Doesn't that mean that he, Zhang Wei, is now enjoying a luxurious meal of more than 100 yuan!

From the dish full of potatoes, Zhang Wei picked out a small piece of beef with a luxurious expression on his face and stuffed it into his mouth with an unusually reserved expression.

Then, with a 'bah~', the thing spit it out of its mouth vigorously.

He scolded angrily: "What a big piece of ginger, it looks so similar to the flesh......"