Chapter 56: Encountering Wang Xiaokai (2-in-1 Chapter)
"Reward Settlement ......"
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining 5000 [Program Effect Points]!"
"The system mall is open ......"
"The system mall has been opened, please explore it by yourself!"
As soon as the prompt sound of the system sounded, Lu Xiaobei was immediately shocked!
As soon as his consciousness moved, the huge mall interface appeared in Lu Xiaobei's mind.
There are a lot of goods inside.
The lower price is the entertainment works of the parallel world.
A song can be redeemed for only 100 program points.
One book costs 150 points.
There are also poems, famous quotes, advertising and marketing copywriting, movies, entertainment program planning and so on......
And the middle price is skill.
The cheapest one is also 3000 points.
If it involves skills that can improve physical fitness and strength, it is even more expensive!
For example, the [Strength Enhancement Primary] skill, the effect is doubled, and it can only be exchanged once.
It actually needs 100,000 points!
[Strength Enhancement Intermediate] and [Strength Enhancement Advanced] require 500,000 points each, and 1 million points each!
Look further down.
"I'll go! What is this? ”
Lu Xiaobei was shocked!
Mozi's Attack Mecha!
Ryujin mecha!
Kai Dad's Kaihuang knife, Kaihuang armor!
Luna's Moonlight Sword!
Monkey's wishful golden hoop stick!
Taiji real person's gas canister!
These things can be redeemed!
"This kind of thing is exchanged for reality, I'm afraid it's going against the sky!"
Lu Xiaobei couldn't help but complain.
At the same time, I was excited.
If only he could wear Kaihuang armor and hold the Ruyi Golden Hoop in his hand, how could he drive the Attack......
What a shocking scene it must have been!
However, when he saw the price, Lu Xiaobei breathed a sigh of relief.
Each of these highly destructive props is sky-high!
The minimum is 100 million!
With 5,000 effect points at a live broadcast, Lu Xiaobei estimates that he may not be able to save one in his life.
In addition, the system also has a lottery function.
Each time you consume 1000 points, you can draw a lottery.
Of course, the probability of not being able to draw anything in this lottery is very high, but if you can draw, the worst is an item worth 5,000 points, and the highest can draw those goods worth more than 100 million.
However, the probability of drawing more than 100 million worth of goods is lower than one percent of the probability of drawing glory crystals in Glory of Kings, which is infinitely close to 0!
"Lao Tzu won't be a gambling dog!"
Thinking so, Lu Xiaobei clicked on the five-draw option in the system mall.
Five consecutive draws at a time can save 1000 points, which is beautiful!
"Thank you for patronizing ......"
"Thank you for patronizing ......"
"Thank you for patronizing ......"
"Thank you for patronizing ......"
Thank you for your patronage four times!
Lu Xiaobei's liver is hurting!
This probability is really low!
"Woooooooooo......oo Gambling on dogs can't die well! ”
Bite!
"Congratulations on winning the [Sound Immersion] skill!"
"[Sound Immersion]: An active skill, when used, the host's voice will make the listener feel as if they are there."
Boom, it's so fragrant to be a gambling dog!
After glancing at the time, it was almost time to go.
Lu Xiaobei said into the microphone: "Ladies and gentlemen, today's glory of the king is broadcast here, let's see you next time?" ”
"That's it?"
"It's not enough to see!!"
"Short and weak, it's you!"
"Ten more bucks!"
"Fighting the landlord !!"
"I was just about to say that I played two happy landlords!"
"+1 upstairs!"
"Upstairs +10086!"
“……”
Countless people unanimously asked Lu Xiaobei to fight two battles, and the landlord went down again.
Lu Xiaobei smiled: "Okay, then fight the landlord twice." ”
When he opened the Dou Landlord, Lu Xiaobei began his ancestral skill - making a barrage.
"Someone asked, hang the king, hang the king, you have been on a blind date recently, do you have any advice for sailors in choosing a mate?"
"This sailor asked well, I really have it."
"1, find a gentle woman.
2. Find a woman who can do housework.
3. Find a woman who likes to make you laugh.
4. Find a girl who loves to laugh.
5. Find a girl with an emotional atmosphere. ”
Speaking of this, Lu Xiaobei paused.
"Do you still have to say that?"
"It's all nonsense!"
"How many of these conditions can be met?"
"Why are you spraying the king, what the king said is quite real, you are looking for a wife, shouldn't you be strict?"
"When is it already a high requirement to be gentle, emotional, like yourself, and be able to do housework?"
"I'm a sister, I meet all these conditions, but I'm 180 pounds, does anyone want me?"
“……”
It was at this time.
Lu Xiaobei opened his mouth and spit out a sentence again:
"6, don't let them meet."
Don't let them meet?
the !!!
"Nima, you're not talking about a person!"
"23333, of course you have to find 5 wives at a time to find a wife!"
"I like the view of choosing a mate quite a king!"
"It's you, the king of rotten stalks!"
“……”
Lu Xiaobei said again: "Someone asked again, hang the king and hang the king, how to judge whether a man is lustful or not." ”
"It's a bit more difficult."
"But the easiest and most effective way for me to do this is to put your hand under his nose and see if he has any gas.
If there is anger, then he specifies to be lustful! ”
In an instant, the sailors all laughed and peed.
"23333, if people are not lustful, are they still human?"
"Can't a man who is not angry be? Shaking and cold, when will the dead man stand up? ”
"Raw meat, you can't gnaw it."
"The way to judge whether a man is alive or not is to see if he is lustful or not."
"Can't a woman be? Cold, sexist!! ”
"Those who are angry are called perverts, and those who are not angry are called perverts."
"Learning is wasted, learning is wasted."
……
Happy Fight Landlord open!
"Gotta gotta ......"
Lu Xiaobei's demonic humming BGM sound is loud again!
"It's so brainwashing!"
"My mind is full of 'gotta get, got'......"
The first one starts.
Lu Xiaobei first played a normal landlord and did not have a leper card.
Opened with a king, a 2, 4 A, 2 Q, 2 J, 3456899 no 7.
"This landlord called, come to Zhang 7! Give me 7!!! ”
The three hole cards are: Xiao Wang, 2, Q.
Looking at a single card, Lu Xiaobei scratched his head and said:
"To be honest, I'd rather not have this Xiao Wang and give me a 7......"
"This card doesn't have a 7, there are too many single cards, it's really annoying!"
Then Lu Xiaobei came out with a 3.
took a 2 on the opposite side, and Lu Xiaobei did not come out.
"Ouch, there's no 7, I really want to throw up!"
The farmer next door came out with a straight!
"Can't be in a hurry, bear with him!"
The peasants have made another hand!
"I'll put up with you again! You kind of slap me to death with three belts one by one! ”
Saying that, Lu Xiaobei gently slapped himself in the face.
Outcome......
"Three with one!"
The farmer next door really won three belts and one win!
Lu Xiaobei suddenly looked at his Wang Fang and the four A's in a daze, and didn't speak for five minutes.
“233333!”
"The name of the charity gambling king is confirmed!"
"Hanging King: There is a kind of slap you slap me to death one by one!
Peasant: Okay! Three with one! ”
"Is your mouth open?"
"Hahaha, happy landlord, it's really happy!"
Lu Xiaobei held back his grievances and opened again.
When you see that your cards have King Bomb, four 7s and four 6s, adding up to three bombs......
Lu Xiaobei was instantly excited!
His high-pitched voice roared:
"Now! All stand up! ”
As soon as he slapped the table, he stood up first!
"Stand up for me!"
"The king is going to win a lot of happy beans! That's it! ”
One is called the landlord.
There are actually two twos in the hole cards!
The corners of Lu Xiaobei's mouth were slightly upturned, and he smiled like a dragon king with a crooked mouth.
Wang fried plus two small bombs, three 2s, how to lose this card?
"Is this going to be transferred?"
"Don't believe it!"
"Three bombs, why can't you lose this card?"
"There aren't many single sheets, and this one is probably going to win."
"The body involuntarily stood up!"
"Me too, when I heard the voice of the hanging king, I stood up!"
“……”
Lu Xiaobei's arrogant super double!
The result is also super doubled on the opposite side!
"Ouch, you still dare to give me a super double? I'll give you a lung!
Stand up with me! Right now! Right away! Stand up for me!! ”
Lu Xiaobei came out with a single sheet, and a 2.
He made 4 6s!
As a result, there were 4 A's in the next house, and he was scared.
Lu Xiaobei chose not to play cards for the time being.
The next house is out of a couple.
Seeing that there were not many cards in the next house, Lu Xiaobei decisively dropped the bomb, 4 7s!
"Don't stop fighting! Come! Don't let the fight stop!!! ”
I thought that 4 7's could get the right to deal, but it turned out to be 4 9's.
Lu Xiaobei chose ...... Keep holding back!
After all, only one king blew up.
"Go on! Go on! It's kind of winning all my beans! ”
"Today is either you die or I die!"
The right home is out of the right Q.
"Directly press on 2, is there still a bomb? Come out to see me!! ”
Lu Xiaobei still doesn't believe it, why can you still have a bomb?
"Bomb!"
As a result, there were really 4 k's at home.
Lu Xiaobei thought for a moment and continued:
"I'll put up with you, as long as you make a single, I can win!"
Decisively click "Don't come out." ”
"Four belts 2."
Ran away from home......
Peasant victory!
Lu Xiaobei: "......"
The scene was extremely embarrassing at one point.
"Hahahaha......"
"Don't let the fighting stop !!"
"This man is long and I laugh!"
"First time here, is this the live broadcast room of the charity gambling king?"
"I'm a newcomer, do you laugh according to the process, or do you laugh casually?"
"How dare you double up? I'll give you a lung! Hahahaha......"
“……”
Lu Xiaobei was extremely aggrieved, hammered the table, said "grass", and then sowed it.
Directly fill the effect of the program.
Following.
Lu Xiaobei pulled his suitcase and came to the crew of "The Last Lesson" in the magic capital.
The receptionist was a young female field attendant.
The appearance is quite high, the skin is very white, the key is ......
It's huge!
When they saw Lu Xiaobei, the female field workers were stunned.
It's so handsome!
She couldn't believe it!
Is this really the perfect face that humans can have?
It's normal for a woman to react to a handsome guy, right?
Lu Xiaobei walked over, his face was obviously expressionless.
And her smile is warm and innocent.
But the female field manager subconsciously approached Lu Xiaobei.
It's getting closer and closer.
Don't rely on it, please!
Depend on.
"Little sister, you're a little too fast, too close, aren't you?"
Lu Xiaobei looked at the female field work who jumped into his arms and looked at him with affection, and said speechlessly.
"Huh?"
The female field attendant straightened her clothes and coughed a little blushing:
"I'm sorry, I can't help it, I can't help it."
"What's that...... Mr. Lu, you wait here first, and the director will come over immediately. ”
"Okay, I'm sorry for the trouble, young lady."
Lu Xiaobei was arranged in a large lounge.
It's pretty empty.
But it didn't take long for Lu Xiaobei's eyes to light up.
Because a large number of actors seem to have come back after filming.
All well-known actors!
Wang Xiaokai, Fan Debiao, Li Yifeng, Xia Xue......
And after these actors saw Lu Xiaobei, none of them felt strange.
Because Lu Xiaobei's appearance and temperament are too high.
Even if it is placed in front of a combination of new and old fresh meat like Wang Xiaokai and Li Yifeng, it can be crushed.
This also caused everyone to see him for the first time, and thought that this was a new actor who had just joined the group today!
Xia Xue came over with a bottle of water with bright eyes and smiled:
"Just here?"
"Huh? Oooh, just arrived today. Lu Xiaobei nodded.
"I can see you're a little nervous, hey, it's okay, I was nervous when I first joined the group.
It's good to get used to it.
Besides, you are a little fresh meat, even if the acting is not so good, the director will not be too embarrassed for you, just relax your heart.
Come, sister, please drink water. Xia Xue smiled and put the water in Lu Xiaobei's hand.
"Thank you, Sister Xue." Lu Xiaobei said politely.
Wang Xiaokai also came over and said with a smile: "Finally, there is someone younger than me!"
Hee-hee, little brother, where did you go to college? ”
"Uh...... Just graduated from high school and was admitted to the School of Arts of Jiangbei University of Media and Communication. Lu Xiaobei touched his head and said honestly.
"Wow!!"
Xia Xue exclaimed suddenly: "High-achieving students! It's actually Jiang Chuan! Or from the Academy of Arts! ”
Although the others didn't say anything, they all glanced at Lu Xiaobei.
After all, Jiangbei University of Communication and Communication is famous, and Jiangchuan Art College is even more famous!
Especially some old drama bones, they all smiled at Lu Xiaobei.
People who come from prestigious universities are popular everywhere they go.
"Oops, here we go! Anyway, I'm going to talk to Millennium Solo. ”
After speaking, Wang Xiaokai lowered his head and hugged his mobile phone and played very seriously.
Lu Xiaobei took a look, Wang Xiaokai was playing the glory of kings.
It's just that his operation is so good that he can't help but want to laugh.
Playing solo with someone, the other party uses Diao Chan, but he uses Sun Shangxiang!
And it also comes to an end!
Is it strange that this can win?
Sure enough, soon Wang Xiaokai was abused, and the head was 0-5!
Wang Xiaokai scratched his ears and cheeks and said helplessly: "Don't fight!" Don't fight! You can't win any more fights! I've got another dinner treat today! It's annoying! Every time it's me please! Ahhh ”
Lu Xiaobei finally couldn't help but speak: "Why don't you ...... I'll try it for you? ”
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