Chapter 8 The anchor is too handsome to ban!
Seeing the barrage explosion, Lu Xiaobei was even more excited:
"Who else ?!!!"
However, this shout offended all the fairy friends.
"Brain-dead anchor!"
"How dare you be so arrogant, disgusting!"
"The screen has been recorded, wait for Lao Tzu to report it!"
On the other side, Zhang Daxian, who lost the game, was already furious:
"Fairy friends, everyone knows that I have always had a good temper, and I won't say anything to my teammates."
"But I can't bear this today!
Please report the anchor on the other side called Hanging King! ”
"Let's work together to resist this bad behavior!"
"As long as we report it together, the official will definitely block his account and the live broadcast room soon!"
Immortal friends naturally responded to the call.
After all, this kind of behavior is very foul in the circle of glory of kings.
They went to major platforms to report Lu Xiaobei!
Shark, Glory of Kings official website, Glory of Kings official Weibo, Penguin Games official website, etc., in short, where they can report, they all reported it all over again!
Zhang Daxian, who rarely reports his teammates, and doesn't even report his teammates when he hangs up, also angrily clicked the report button today.
The first to receive a large number of reports was the shark superpipe.
He soon came to Lu Xiaobei's live broadcast room.
As soon as he saw that the super tube was coming, Lu Xiaobei's live broadcast room was full of wails!
"Garbage overpipe, roll coarse !!"
"Don't, don't seal it, I haven't seen it yet!"
"It's hard to find such an interesting anchor, let him finish today's day beyond you!"
"Chaoguan, if you dare to seal this live broadcast room, your mother will increase the price of groceries!"
However, at this moment, Lu Xiaobei didn't care so much, and calmly opened again.
There is also the anchor Zhang Daxian they are familiar with.
"Daxian has really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes!"
"This plug-in is too hanging, isn't it? Can lock the ID and abuse it all the time! ”
"Don't worry, this brain-dead anchor is about to accept more sanctions!"
"yes, I just saw that more than has come!"
"Hang the king, huh? There is a kind of continuous chatter, and soon your live broadcast room will be gone! ”
Lu Xiaobei also saw the prompt that the super tube entered the live broadcast room.
He smiled slightly and said proudly:
"Supertube? Hehe!
Why do I have to explain to others when I open a live broadcast?
If you have a kind of block, you can't block me, you are my grandson Zei! ”
Then Lu Xiaobei actually opened the [Life Master] plug-in in a grand manner, and permanently modified Daxian's hero HP to 1!
Even if a small soldier or a bird rubs the big immortal, he will gg directly!
Super Pipe's face is flushed!
"Grass! Dare to open a live broadcast in front of Lao Tzu? You think we're eating dry food, right? Dare to abuse my idol Daxian, right? Walk you! ”
As he spoke, the supertube launched the power of the wilderness, and clicked on the [permanent ban] button in the background of the supertube!
Then the supertube sneered like a devil.
He seems to have seen Lu Xiaobei's incompetent and furious appearance after the live broadcast room was banned.
However, the moment he pressed the button, a dialog box suddenly popped up on the computer:
"This anchor is so handsome, you don't have the authority to ban him!"
The super tube is directly confused!
"I'm rubbing! What the hell is this?
If you are handsome, you can do whatever you want?
If you look handsome, you can't seal it? ”
Chaoguan's eyes widened, and he felt that his three views had been subverted!
"I'm a super tube, but I can't block an open anchor? This Nima! ”
In this way, the super tube watched Lu Xiaobei open and hang live broadcast one after another.
Each one was accurately locked to Zhang Daxian, and every Zhang Daxian was killed by Lu Xiaobei's jade immortal!
In the end, Zhang Daxian's mentality of being beaten completely collapsed.
He cried in front of the camera, "Youkai! You don't have to play like this!! ”
Then Daxian's live broadcast room went dark......
He was unexpectedly beaten by Lu Xiaobei's mentality, and he was directly broadcast!
"Don't be sad, fairy friends, let's go and spray that garbage anchor to death!"
"Yes, let's go together, the anchor's room number is 001!"
Zhang Daxian's live broadcast room exploded all of a sudden, and countless fairy friends ran to Lu Xiaobei's live broadcast room and sprayed wildly!
"Your mother's grocery shopping must be super doubled!"
"Your dad must be crowded on the subway when he goes to work!"
"Your grandfather will be pointed at when he plays chess!"
"You fight the landlord will be 3467 no 5!"
"Your grandmother must dance half a beat slower when dancing in the square!"
From Lu Xiaobei's mother to Lu Xiaobei's eighteenth generation ancestors, they were all greeted.
The popularity was originally around 90,000, but it skyrocketed to 130,000 in an instant!
Some of these people are fairy friends, and some of them are here to join in the fun.
Lu Xiaobei is not sad, but happy birds!
Black powder is also powder!
As long as there are more people watching, the better the effect of the show, and the more rewards he can get!
This is also why there are so many anchors on the Internet who pretend to be crazy and stupid and are scolded for being brain-dead, but they are still beautiful in the live broadcast.
You scold others for being brain-dead, and others are laughing at you for giving him money.
That's it.
"Okay, okay, everyone is tired of scolding, right? Listen to me tell a story! ”
"One day, my younger sister asked me to go shopping together, and I took a fancy to a skirt but didn't bring any money, so she asked me to borrow money, and I lent it to her.
The senior sister asked me, senior, do you have a girlfriend?
I said no.
So the schoolgirl stood on tiptoe, lifted her short skirt and turned around in front of me, blushing and bowing her head and asking me, is it beautiful?
I was dumbfounded!
I can swear, that leg, that body, that face, that breasts, I have never seen such a beautiful and cute girl in my life!
So I immediately nodded and said, "Beautiful!"
The school girl grinned and said, of course it's beautiful, because ah, this dress was bought for me by my boyfriend.
After hearing this, I slapped her in the face!
Stinky and shameless, it's obvious that Lao Tzu paid for it, but she actually said that her boyfriend bought it, when I'm stupid X? ”
As soon as the joke came out, the barrage of spraying deer Xiaobei immediately decreased a lot.
"Hahahaha, the anchor is doing a good job, this kind of green tea should be on her face!"
"Note the lonely life!"
"The anchor's IQ is worrying!"
"23333333, anchor, you want to laugh at me so that you can inherit my Huabei bill, right?"
"Mentally retarded anchor, follow!"
"Road to powder!"
"This anchor is kind of interesting!"
Lu Xiaobei didn't expect that he had no intention of making a joke, but he actually absorbed a lot of passers-by.
When the trolls are almost out, Lu Xiaobei said:
"It's the last one today, and it's over the air!"
On the other hand, the senior leaders of the shark live broadcast company held an emergency meeting!
001 live broadcast room?
Damn, what the hell?
Sharks don't have such a short room number at all!
Has the company's server been compromised?
This is a major accident!!
(PS: Signed!) Tomorrow starts with two guarantees! )