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Pankindo is back creating the script:

Today I went to a particularly boring place and saw a bunch of very boring people. Actually, they can't be called human at all, because they're incomplete, so they're a human kind.

As a result, I thought about it later, this article can't be called "250 Notes" at all, it should be called "Venting Notes", because my thoughts are relatively dry this afternoon, I have nothing to do, and the thought of judging "Buffett Notes" is more uncomfortable than SI. So many people must be very strange, why did I come here, this back room café full of bindings that looks like I think I am perfect to write reading notes, no, no, no, I don't read the human garbage that is beautifully packaged in gift paper, I came here because there is really no suitable and better place to go. Do you understand what I'm talking about now? I'm helping you treat depression, but that's all there is to do here, why? Because it is relative to other garbage dumps, because this garbage dump has less packaging, and the packaging is OK, it is more exquisite. In fact, my home has already been packaged into a paradise shape by me with my continuous efforts, but I still can't stand the smoke in the building, satellite radiation, noise pollution and remote fixed-point chanting mantras, the last of which reflects the religious people's food is really not in vain, these four major events in general, destroy the spiritual food of all mankind, that is, my mood, as the center of the lake of human mood, the human mood from me, that is, the center of the lake, showing ripples. I really want them to go crazy, they are all angry and depressed, a feeling of a foreign gentleman sitting next to him beating people, especially yuppies, but not yuppie spirit, yuppie spirit. There is no need to say much about this, because no one who jumps off the building will say that I am flying, unless it is a god. There is another thing, for example, if you see Zhang Tingting's cat, for example, you want to set up an experimental device, you want to make it fly, in fact, it is very simple, you only need to set up a Scud, but this Scud is not a missile, the kinetic energy of this mechanism, only need to be legs, steady, accurate, ruthless, then the cat will definitely fly into the sky, and then catapult to the ceiling, and then due to the cat's excellent balance ability, it will hit the top and rebound, and then fall freely, that is due to the effect of the earth's gravity, Because it is impossible for the human thigh to have infinite power to kick a cat out of the first cosmic velocity and become a cat satellite, it is even more impossible to kick a cat into the second cosmic velocity and fly out of the earth's gravitational circle and become an eternal cat corpse space junk. Then this is because gravity, also known as gravity, the law of attraction, the core law of the universe. This is the conclusion of the most famous experiment: Zhang Tingting's cat soaring into the sky.

But now the café is cold, and everyone is depressed, a common depression like the Comintern, for reasons I have already said, because the four major times mentioned above are four of the major reasons.

Then now is the time to solve it: in fact, I have already thought of the solution, it is very simple, burn the two copies of "Buffett's Notes" that I need to judge recently, and everything will be fine, so that mankind can recover its good mood, so where do we burn? About? I'll bring books and lighters, you bring gasoline and small shovels, we'll go dig a pit now, throw the two "Buffett Notes" into it, you pour gasoline, I'll light the fire, and then after the two books are turned into ashes, that is, after they become slag, you use a small shovel to bury the ashes with the soil dug up around and fill them up, and then we put a wooden tablet of a cross on it, and we will engrave it with these eight big characters: Revolutionary heroes, immortal. Then I will personally recite the mantra to you, and surpass them in all directions, and their results may be very different, so be it, what a good doctrine, don't let the best policy go, use the next policy. The mantra I recited is: the undead and the undead, all kinds of differences, go their separate ways, reincarnate separately, labor reform, obey the will, willing to gamble and lose! Everyone's depression can be turned to ashes in an instant, and the mood will be greatly good, clean, clean, leisurely, happy, and happy, as long as there can be you: remember, everything is the best arrangement, and God is the best! Best wishes.

Pan Jindo began to write another broadcast script:

The whole bookstore why I can only use the book "Cat's Table" for analysis.

The reasons are as follows:

1 There are two books on my desk, "Buffett's Notes", Chinese Fraud and Foreign Fraud, only when you have these two books, can you understand what is called the cause and source of real procrastination, that is, the source of procrastination, what to do, why? Personally, I think it's enough for me to listen to 5 of the most elite people report to me, and I really don't need 200 people to write so much nonsense, so this is the source of procrastination. Who wouldn't be shocked when something like this happens? Actually, I'm not saying that all 200 people are unemployed and laid off, I don't mean that. So what exactly do I mean? I'm actually talking about management: I'll give you an example, an analogy, to explain what I mean. But if you're my reader, and you can't make analogy, then there's nothing I can do. The analogy is this: a country, such as the United Nations, has 200 more senior employees, because they can practice. But what I need is 5 departments, each department has 40 people to allocate these 200 more senior employees who can practice, and the heads of these 5 departments are of course the best of the best I choose, that is, the champion, the leader, the flower, the lifter, the talent of the 5 people. Then they had 40 people under them to manage. And I'm in charge of the 5 of them. If they fail to manage the 40 people under each of them, I will punish them, and if they are seriously derelict in their duties, they will be replaced. Now it's okay, everyone is in charge, let's change it together, Nima, I'm going to scold to death the green channel of the 25-point mental hospital! Because of our excellent management, there is really no need to set up 200 departments! There is no head, no leader, who can stand it, eat this thing, this kind of thing! It's so chaotic! I really want to vomit blood, and the hairstyle is all explosive heads! This is very bad for all mankind, for humanity as a whole, very bad!

2. The book is called "The Cat's Desk" because I feel that my office management efficiency is a bit low, and I die because I lack a spacious desk that is not too big or too small. And I've always been a cat lover.

3 There is also a well-known principle of physics: the force acting is equal to the reaction force. SO WHOEVER TURNS THE TRUE GENTLEMAN YELLOW EMPEROR INTO A STREETCAT STRAY CAT EFFECT, NO MATTER WHO HE IS, EVEN IF IT IS THE SECOND CHILD, HE WILL EVENTUALLY BECOME THIS EFFECT: STRAY CATS! From him, this strict principle of physics is reflected, and the force of action is equal to the force of reaction. And this is also the phrase of the Buddhist theological effect: a deep and rigorous explanation of the true principles that are responsive. Because the true intention of this request for a son is to see what kind of force effect your actions have on the true God, and this effect is the true intention of you and the true God, so since the force is equal to the reaction force, I will definitely respond to your request. Because even if I do nothing and don't do anything, it is this responsive effect, because this is the law of nature, also known as force majeure, whether I am there or not, it is this responsive effect!

So I went to a whole bookstore and chose this book, Cat's Table, to see if I could read it or not! I'm thunderstorm me too!!!!