Chapter 240: Cultural Assessment
Cultural assessment is undoubtedly a pain point for Shachen, a team composed of illiterates.
But when Shang Shiyin said the content of the exam, most of the team members cheered. The assessment set by adults is really simple.
The group of four only had to read out their review book verbatim, and the other three members could pass by writing a poem or a paragraph on paper. They have only been in the dust for a month, and it is unrealistic for them to learn five cars at once.
The examination room was still set up on the retreat platform, and Liu Mingquan instructed his subordinates to move a few tables and chairs.
Shang Shiyin has never been a stingy person, he took out seven bottles of fruit wine from a backpack comparable to the pocket of a robot cat and handed them to the team. The team members had no intention of tasting the wine.
Hound Dog, Beibei Wang, and Spider-Man huddled together at a table for the assessment. The group of four, all holding their own review books, nervously made preparations.
As the number one illiterate person in the dust, Wang Beibei has been scratching her ears and cheeks. The two people around her were struggling to write.
As a high-achieving student and cultural representative of Shachen, the hound dog has gone to the second grade of primary school, and he will naturally not be satisfied with just writing an ancient poem, "Spring Dawn", "Song of the Goose", "Gift to Wang Lun", "Silent Night Thoughts", "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall" ...... The hounds are one after the other.
Wang Beibei stretched her neck, looked at the Hound test paper, and then looked at the Spider-Man test paper.
Little Piggy didn't know what he was writing, it was dense, and it seemed to be very powerful. It's still a dog's roll that looks a little better, there are only a few squares in a row, and the squares are also big.
Wang Beibei decided to plagiarize the Hound Dog's test paper. She clenched her pen into a fist and portrayed it on the paper, as if the paper had robbed her of her innocence and defiled her chastity.
Wang Beibei finally carved the first word of her life on the paper - spring, this word is very meaningful to her, she was born for spring, and she may die for spring. She lifted her arm and wiped the sweat from her forehead.
The men in the venue were breathing heavily, because Wang Beibei wrote a "spring" character that I don't know if it was "spring", and the men began to feel spring.
Because Wang Beibei lost her clumsy disguise and returned to a beautiful and lovely beauty, Wen Lan was not exempt from vulgarity this time, and gasped with everyone.
In terms of his own willpower, he is the strongest hunting dog. The hound took his test paper and was ready to run away so that he could finish the exam on his own. He still has more than a dozen poems that he has not finished silently, and he can't affect his grades because of the fox.
"Let her continue to copy, it is better to be able to write a few words than not to write a word." Shang Shiyin threw a gas mask to the hunting dog, "Wang Beibei, if you can copy a poem in its entirety and read it aloud, you will pass the test." ”
Wang Beibei glanced at her immediate boss gratefully. The Hound was lucky enough to be the first person to take the exam in a gas mask.
The group of four sniffed the faint fragrance that escaped in the air, and reluctantly put on their masks.
Shang Shiyin also slapped Liu Mingquan on the face, don't look at this guy in a high position, his concentration is really not good.
The hound wrote thirty poems silently, stroke by stroke, very neatly. There was no suspense to get an excellent.
"Wang Beibei, read aloud the poem you copied."
Wang Beibei smiled obediently: "Lord Xia Yin, Sister Pig's paper is densely written, aren't you curious?" You take a look at her exam paper first, and I'll prepare. ”
Shang Shiyin waved his hand, "You don't need to read it, the second chapter of the "Agent Training Manual", "Infiltration: Going Behind Enemy Lines", the entire chapter is word-for-word. Kong Shu, excellent +. ”
The hound was startled and said something with a gas mask over his face, and no one heard clearly. The hound pulled off his mask and said excitedly:
"No way, you haven't seen it yet, my lord." After the hound finished speaking, he immediately put the mask back on, and the smell of the fox around him was too strong.
"When I wanted to see it, I just watched it." Shang Shiyin threw a jumping bean into his mouth, leaned back, and ignored the hound.
Lin Xiaoyou smiled, took out a can of spray from his backpack, walked up to Wang Beibei, and ordered, "Raise your arms." ”
Wang Beibei didn't know why, but she still honestly raised her hand. Lin Xiaoyou sprayed her all over her body. "Alright, you all take off your masks."
The hound took the lead in removing the mask, the smell of the fox was gone, and it felt good to breathe in the fresh air. "Sister Demon, why didn't you use such a good thing just now?"
Lin Xiaoyou smiled: "Sister Doudou won't let me use it casually, saying that this way I can see your man's potential." ”
No one dares to say more, and Mi Doudou's words have the same effect as Mr.
Shang Shiyin beckoned to Spider Man: "Piggy, you go and teach Wang Beibei." ”
He said to Wang Beibei again: "When Wenlan and the others finish reading the review book, if you still can't read it, I will ask Brother Shi to cancel the reward for you." ”
Wang Beibei was frightened, and hurriedly pulled the little fat girl to the other side of the retreat, away from the crowd, and studied her homework without distraction.
The hound was very depressed, and he killed a pig sister halfway, and he could only be the runner-up in the cultural assessment.
Reading the review starts with Vinland. As a "literary youth", that is, an illiterate young talent, Wen Lan spent a month and a half to write 1,500 words, which is a very remarkable achievement. When Vinlan read aloud, she deliberately changed her voice to make her voice infectious.
In the review book, Wen Lan told the touching story of his first acquaintance with Wang Beibei on the shore of Caiya Lake and their love in Wang Beibei's dormitory that night. The love affair was very short-lived, lasting two days. But on the shore of Caiya Lake, in the purple bamboo forest, and in the small ridges in the fields, there is dog food that they accidentally left behind. Finally, Vinland read with emotion:
"When Beibei told me that she had made an appointment with the spring breeze, my heart was like a stone falling in the lake of Caiya, sinking to the bottom of the lake little by little."
Liu Mingquan was puzzled: "Does this have anything to do with the review?" ”
"He probably wanted to say that this fight started because of Wang Beibei, and he has a relationship with the heroine." Shang Shiyin said, "Wen Lan, bring your review book and take a look." ”
Vinlan reluctantly handed over the review, and Shang Shiyin took it, and a quarter of the text on it was replaced by circles.
The merchant teased: "It's really hard for you, so many circles, you actually know what words to fill." ”
Wen Lan's face was slightly red, she retrieved her review book, folded it, and put it in her pocket very solemnly.
Chunfeng's review book is more than 1,000 words, and the results are not bad. If we talk about the graceful route taken by Vinlan, the spring breeze is the bold faction, which is better than the momentum.
Chunfeng detailed the history of his previous battles with Wang Beibei in the review, with ups and downs and wonderful. The most rare thing is that the names of the moves are extremely exquisite, such as the immortal pointing the way, pointing the deer as a horse, the black tiger devouring the sun, the setting rain, and the peach source flowing eastward, the image is vivid and very interesting.
The old sister of the team, Lin Xiaoyou, blushed at first, then covered her face, and finally rested her face on her thighs and never got up, and her body was still shaking. must be moved by the passionate love between the two.
To talk about shortcomings, the spring breeze is the same as Vinlan, and there are many circles drawn in the review book. Fortunately, there are no circles that affect the coherence of the reading.
Liu Mingquan, who has always been serious and serious, couldn't hold back, and smiled backwards, "The review is unique, I opened my eyes today." ”
The old god of Shang Shiyin said: "It is to force them to read some books, and review what is written, who cares?" ”
Liu Mingquan restrained his smile and said sympathetically: "Thank you for your hard work." "The people of Beihu have a high level of education, and the worst ones also have a junior high school level, and Liu Mingquan does not have this trouble.
It was the turn of the illiterate actor Zhou Ziran to play, and I don't know where he got a windbreaker and wore sunglasses. When he got up, he threw the hem of his clothes back, and he was whirring along the way, making the posture of a gangster in the rivers and lakes.
Standing in front of Shang Shiyin, Zhou Ziran put away his sunglasses and carefully put them into the pocket of his windbreaker. He unfolded the review and read:
"Weather...... Brother dog, how do you read the next word. ”
"Sunny." The hound shook his head helplessly, I don't know how many times he was taught, but he just couldn't remember it.
Zhou Ziran cleared his throat embarrassedly and re-read:
"The weather, fine. Sun Father...... Brother Dog. ”
"Hang."
"Hanging in the sky."
Everyone laughed, and the hound also felt that something was wrong, and the two picked up quickly, listening to "The sun is hanging in the sky." ”
"It's time for lunch. Everyone is very happy......" Zhou Ziran continued to read, and from time to time he said "Brother Dog".
The heartbroken and helpless hunting dog, in order to maintain his friendship with Zhou Ziran, had to fight his spirit to use as a reminder board for the actor.
"Click." The merchant shouted to stop, "Zhou Ziran, you can memorize scripts and idioms, but it's so difficult for you to recognize a word." Don't read it, you don't pass the assessment, and all the word count reductions you get today won't be counted. ”
Shang Shiyin allowed the hounds to help, but he still did not recognize the words copied on the paper, which was unforgivable.
Zhou Ziran made a pitiful expression: "Don't, Lord Xia Yin." The first 500 words are written by Brother Dog, which is too profound. The rest is written by myself, and I can definitely read it out. ”
"Wrote it yourself?"
"Yes, I'll dictate, Brother Dog will record it, and I'll copy it again."
"Read it and hear it."
"I don't like Wang Beibei." Zhou Ziran set the tone for the review, "Everyone knows that I, Zhou Ziran, am a handsome guy, with a lofty spirit, a rich scholar and five cars, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a heroic posture, avant-garde clothes, graceful and graceful, clear eyebrows, tall and burly, ......"
The kind-hearted hound removed many words that are not suitable for men for Zhou Ziran, such as graceful, red lips and white teeth, convex and backward curls, etc., but the hunting dog culture is also limited, such as words with thick eyebrows and big eyes and clear eyebrows, which have very opposite meanings, and they have not been checked.
Zhou Zi then faced 400 words without pause at all, in one go, all self-proclaimed four-word words. As for why he didn't like Wang Beibei, he forgot to say.
After all, Zhou Ziran's review book was completed with the help of the hunting dog, although each word is crooked, but there is no circle on it, and the words that cannot be written are marked with pinyin. It shows the gap between the two wild road students, Vinland and Chunfeng, and the small subject class of Hound Dog.
Shang Shiyin gave Zhou Ziran a passing grade and barely passed.
Compared with Zhou Ziran, Wang Tao has a much more correct attitude in reading and literacy, he is not as arrogant as Zhou Ziran, and all the words are caught by Brother Dog. The eight-hundred-word elementary school student's essay was stumbled and read, and he didn't let the hound prompt a word.
There are also many shining points in his review book, such as ancient poetry quotations, "Spring breeze does not pass the Yumen Pass", "Spring River Plumbing Duck Prophet", "Spring Night is worth a thousand gold" and other poems are at your fingertips. It can be seen that the hound has worked hard and worked hard for him, a proud disciple. Shang Shiyin gave Wang Tao an evaluation of "good +".
After Wang Beibei was threatened by Shang Shiyin, she miraculously recognized twenty words in ten minutes and read "Spring Dawn" fluently. This gave Shang Shiyin a lot of inspiration, and in the future, he should make good use of the rewards for clearing the customs and increase the rewards and punishments for Teddy at the same time.
When it was over, Liu Mingquan patted Shang Shiyin's back, "Brother, there is a long way to go." ”
In this big test, the low-key, introverted, and shy little chubby girl Spider-Man became a blockbuster, and won the three highly valuable laurels of shooting, tracking, and culture. The rest of the people had their own gains, and Vinland won the makeup championship as she wished.
Afterwards, Shang Shiyin left Wang Beibei alone and scolded her: "I have high hopes for you, I hope you can be as strong as your chest." Look at how you're doing today, as weak as your grandmother's milk. ”
Wang Beibei had never seen Lord Xia Yin get so angry and lowered her head. Aside from the untested Charm ability, she got nothing today.
"At most, we will go to Jiangxia in half a month. It's no better than East Lake, it's not a small fight, and if you don't do it, you're going to die. In the past half a month, I will train you to death, Wang Beibei, do you have the confidence to clear all subjects within half a month? ”
Wang Beibei shuddered, and she was almost scared to pee. The rest of the subjects are torture within torture for her.
"I'll give you a training room exclusive to you, and if you can complete it, I'll let Brother Shi give you four men, four colors, the same one, in the rewards for clearing the level."
Wang Beibei straightened her chest and hips, performed a college salute, and said in a coquettish voice:
"Beibei promises to complete the mission."