Chapter 196: The hero is a young man, and Yama is urging his life
The lanterns hanging in the restaurant fell to the ground scattered all over the place, more than a dozen minions were arrogantly smashing everywhere, tables and chairs were overturned, and the wine jar was shattered.
Seeing this, Fang Mei was furious, picked up a bench and slammed it towards the back of one of them, spotted a gap, rescued her husband, and protected her behind her.
Minions said: "Yo! This little lady looks good, come, let the master be happy." ”
Fang Mei angrily reprimanded: "Shameless people, smashing and committing murder in broad daylight, is there any royal law?"
"Grandpa is the king!"
As he spoke, he waved his hand and surrounded Fang Mei in the middle. You must know that Fang Mei is the captain of the criminal police squadron, and grappling is her specialty. It is a comprehensive practical technique that combines offense and defense.
Under normal circumstances, four or five men would not be able to enter her body, but if a dozen or twenty people rush up, she will feel very labored. Soon, she was outnumbered and knocked down on the table. Chen Hongzi rushed over desperately, and was also stepped on his chest by them.
"Didn't you have a hard mouth just now? Grandpa, I'm going to smash your mouth, believe it or not?" The minion who spoke just now sneered, and slapped Fang Mei twice, making her eyes blush and the corners of her mouth bleed.
"You let her go, you have the ability to rush at me!" Chen Hongzi.
"Who are you, and dare to come and fight the grievances, and don't look at how many pounds and taels you have!" the minion glanced at him and stomped on his face.
Chen Hongzi was trampled on, still screaming with all his might: "She is my wife! You let her go, you want to beat me, you are not allowed to beat my wife!"
"Wife, who is the wife?" the minions looked at each other, not knowing why.
"Husband, go and call my little sister to come, leave me alone!"
"Husband, what is the identity of the husband?" the minions were even more confused.
"Wife, how can I leave you!
TMD, what kind of "wife" and "husband", the minion Jia angrily kicked Chen Hongzi again, kicking him so much that he almost turned his back on him.
"Come on, tie up this little lady for me and take it away!" The minions gave an order, and the minions tied up Fang Mei with all hands and feet, laughing loudly, and dragged towards the door.
"Put my aunt down!" a weak figure stood in the doorway with two daggers in his hand, blocking their way.
Seeing that it was a little boy about eight years old, the minion was stunned for a moment, and then looked up to the sky and laughed. He smiled, and the little minions behind him laughed along.
"Milky little hairy child, get out of the way! Otherwise, I'll make you cry in a while, don't blame your grandpa!"
"Brother, I'm here to help you!" Fang Yuan stood beside Zheng Zheng with Shang Fang's sword.
"Yo, another one, you two look very similar, but twin brothers and sisters?" Yuan Yuan turned his sword horizontally and said loudly: "Don't talk nonsense, let my aunt go quickly, otherwise they will all be arrested and sent to the official mansion." ”
"It's not a small breath. Minions sneered and took a few steps forward, kicking them coldly.
Yuan Yuan dodged sideways, and at the same time waved the shuriken, a move to "pick up the lamp to see the sword", only to hear the screams of the minions, covering his crotch and rolling on the ground in pain, flesh and blood blurred.
Seeing that the boss had suffered a loss, the minions under his command immediately threw down the plum, and rushed over with a shout of "wow".
The sister's swordsmanship is like fireworks in the sky, and the brother's body is like a dragon going out to sea.
"Good kung fu!" Chen Hongzi rushed out in admiration, shouted loudly at the back of the distance: "Don't run if you have the ability, come and fight again." ”
He asked suspiciously: "Since you have beaten them to the ground, why don't you catch them all?" Why don't you chase them?"
Fang Zheng said: "Poor Kou Mo chase." ”
Fang Yuan followed closely and said, "I'm afraid there is an ambush." ”
These two children spoke like two little adults, and they looked like each other. I can't help but praise from the bottom of my heart: "What a hero!"
Yu Yan actually had these two children, Chen Hongzi's eyes were full of envy, and he suddenly remembered that Fang Mei was still tied up.
Just as he was returning to untie his wife, the little minions rushed over with a shout of "whoa".
Chen Hongzi gritted his teeth and scolded: "If you don't die until you don't reach the Yellow River, if you don't cripple them, it seems that you won't die." ”
"The boss is coming. Fang Mei said softly.
Sure enough, behind this group of minions, a fat and fat one, a short and thin one, the fat one holding a double hammer and the thin hand holding a double hook, swaggering towards this side.
Chen Hongzi laughed and said, "Please help, why does this pair look so strange? One is overnourished, the other is stunted, are you sure they are the boss?"
Yu Yan sorted out her clothes and walked out of the house, and said, "Sister, brother-in-law, you go in and clean up, we are here." ”
Chen Hongzi said: "I look at the two of them, I kicked them over one by one, how can I use your hands?"
Fang Yu said: "Look at that fat man, when he walks, he can step on the stone slabs one by one, and his skills can be seen. ”
Yu Yan added: "I'm looking at that thin man." When walking, his feet are not touching the ground, and his light skills and body skills must be extremely superb. ”
Under the prompting of the two, Chen Hongzi suddenly realized, seeing that they were killing violently, he dropped a sentence of "you are careful", quickly pulled Fang Mei to run into the house, and quickly closed the door.
"What are you doing, I want to see it. Through the crack in the door, Fang Mei stared closely at the development of the situation outside.
Wang Qing came out of the kitchen, with a tiger face, and shouted, "What's there to see? Hurry up and work!"
Fang Mei said: "There are your son and daughter-in-law outside, as well as your grandson and granddaughter, if anything happens, we will rush out to help." ”
Wang Qing said angrily: "Help? What is there to help? Can you beat others?"
Fang Mei said: "Mom, what you said is wrong. If they were defeated, the bandits would rush in, and we would not be the same if we did. ”
Fang Erhai nodded and said, "Meizi, what you said makes a lot of sense. As the saying goes, one more person is one more power. He ran into the kitchen, grabbed a kitchen knife and rushed to the door.
"If they dare to come in, I'll cut them up as cabbage!"
When Chen Hongzi saw it, he also took a vegetable spoon from the kitchen and rushed to the door.
Wang Qing thought about it, they were all a family, and if they all had an accident, they wouldn't be able to survive. Thinking so, she grabbed a handful of chopsticks and stood behind Fang Erhai in fear.
Chen Hongzi asked in surprise, "Mom, what are you doing with chopsticks?"
Wang Qing was stunned for a moment, didn't answer for a while, and suddenly asked, "That's ...... What are you doing with a spoon?"
Chen Hongzi said: "I'll knock them out!"
Wang Qing's eyes lit up, and then he said, "Then I'll blind their eyes!"
"Shhhh Fang Mei motioned for everyone to be silent.
If they fail, the consequences will be unimaginable, and everyone understands that. Everyone nervously held their breath and kept their eyes open, for fear that making a little noise would distract them.
I saw the fat man pushing aside the crowd and walking and swaying, like a Donald duck, but every time he took a step, the fat on his body trembled, and when he walked to the front, Yu Yan could almost feel that the earth seemed to tremble.
Immediately after, a short, scrawny man floated out silently behind him. How did this man lose weight like this, as if the wind would blow him away if it blew him away?
"In Xia Yan Zhuluo, this is my brother Yan Shuiji, have you heard of Yan Luo's Shuangsha?" The fat man stood still in front of Yu Yan, but the flesh on his body was still trembling.
"Pickled pigs, saltwater chicken?" Fang Yu licked his lips and said with a smile: "I haven't tasted it for a long time." I used to like cured pork and brine chicken, but now, I don't want to eat it anymore. As for what you are talking about, I haven't heard of it. ”
The little minions behind him burst into laughter, and the minions led by him stood up and laughed: "These two are the Yama Shuangsha who are afraid of everyone on the rivers and lakes, and they are worried about ghosts. I haven't heard of it, and it's really lonely. ”
Yu Yan politely hugged her fists and said: "Two, you and I have no grievances in the past, and there is no enmity in the near future, why bother to force each other?
Yan Shuiji sneered: "My brother has no grudge against you, and you actually abolished his martial arts and still want to drink and talk about it? What a joke! Today, if I don't get rid of you, how can I be worthy of my dead brother!"
Yu Yan said calmly: "The first responsibility is picking quarrels and provoking trouble, the second responsibility is not giving money for eating and drinking, and trying to repay the debt, the third responsibility is beating people, and the fourth responsibility is bullying the people of Li. It is already cheap for him to abolish his martial arts, and it is unknown whether he committed suicide or was killed. ”
Yan Zhuluo said angrily: "The person who practices martial arts, but you have abolished his martial arts, this is more uncomfortable than killing him." The little lady looks as handsome as a fairy, but her hands are so black. If you can destroy your martial arts, I can consider sparing your life in the future!"
Yan Shuiji suddenly smiled "hehe" and said, "Little lady, you are so handsome, how about being my wife?"
Yan Zhuluo laughed when he heard this: "If the little lady can serve one woman and two husbands, then it will be better." ”
Yu Yan said suddenly: "Give the slave family a little time and discuss it with the minister." ”
Yan Shuiji sneered and said, "Does this still need to be discussed?"
Yu Yan said: "In terms of kung fu, the two of us are definitely not your opponents. ”
Yan Shuiji said coldly: "It's good to know!"
"But if my father-in-law comes to disturb me many times, you will also be irritable. Therefore, the slave family should discuss with the prime minister and ask him to write a letter of resignation, so that the world can be peaceful?"
Yan Zhuluo nodded and laughed: "Haha, the little lady really planned carefully. ”
Fang Yu didn't seem to hear them talking, only to see him looking at his wife affectionately, gently caressing her face, and gently touching her two thin lips with the tips of his fingers.
Yu Yan's affectionate gazer husband, with a little shyness at the corner of his mouth, gently wrapped his arms around his neck, and took the initiative to send a sweet kiss.
The big war is coming, but the two are still showing their affection here. This made the old and young in the room incomprehensible.
Yu Yan whispered in his ear: "One is fat, one is thin, one is heavy, one is light, they can actually dominate the martial arts, presumably they must have their strengths." I've noticed that these two men complement each other, which seems a bit ridiculous, but in fact they are complementary. Wait a minute, we'll ...... like this."