Hearing this, the sailors were immediately deeply touched.

"I also work in an electronics factory, and every day I hear parts colliding with parts, which is the sound of broken dreams."

"I said I really want to go back to when I used to go to school, although I don't have any money, but I really don't have much pressure, I can play games casually and chase a drama."

"I'm too tired to work, whether there is a rich woman or not, I don't want to work hard!"

"+1 upstairs, I'm too tired from part-time work!"

“……”

At this time, Lu Xiaobei said leisurely: "Are you tired?" Just be tired! Comfort is reserved for the rich!

Come on and hit the workers! ”

"There is also a barrage saying that it is so cold in the morning, it is so cold on the way to work, and it is so cold in the factory."

"Is it cold? Just be cold!

Warmth is reserved for those who drive cars! Come on! Bike-sharing people! ”

"There is also a barrage saying, why can't I be comfortable being a rich man? The world is so unfair. ”

"Brother, first class can be boarded first, bank VIP can skip the line, the most expensive ticket position for the concert is also the best, the world is never equal!

How hard you work, how special you can be! ”

"There is also a barrage that says, I really envy my colleagues, they are not the second generation of rich, the second generation of officials is the second generation of demolition, and they don't have to worry about life every day.

It's just me, working part-time every day, and I can't make a lot of money. ”

"Brother, you can't make a lot of money from a part-time job, but a few jobs can give you no time to spend money!"

A series of "barrage said", water friends have sprayed!

"Stop making up a barrage! Nobody said! ”

"I suspect you're messing around, but you don't make money live streaming, so you don't need to mix up ......"

"God doesn't have time to spend money! 233333”

"This poisonous chicken soup, I drink it so refreshingly!"

"Tired, tired, hahaha!"

……

"Another brother said, I don't want to work hard now, I just want my dad to work hard.

Either try to win the lottery, or try to dismantle or something. ”

"I want to say, don't fight for your father, don't fight for your mother, don't work hard, don't work hard, don't fight for money, we only work hard!"

"Relying on others is a princess, relying on Nijiwa is an island country, relying on the north is a treasure island person, relying on a mother is a Henan person, and relying on yourself is a glorious worker!"

"Workers, working souls, working is the master!"

An impassioned barrage, the sailors believed it!

"I'm about to cry when I hear it, workers, people, workers, come on!"

"Hahahaha, Shen Tekao Nenniang is from Henan! We also said so here in Shandong! ”

"I went to the dentist today, and the dentist asked me: How can my teeth wear out so badly at such a young age? I said that all these years, I have come here with gritted teeth. Good night, worker! ”

"This chicken soup is so poisonous, I don't want to work, it's too painful!"

"Upstairs, 80% of the pain in life comes from part-time work, but if you don't work, 100% of the pain comes from lack of money."

"Get out of the way, let Lao Tzu cry first!"

"What the hell did the workers do wrong?!"

"Hanging Wang, you have such a deep understanding of part-time work, do you often work part-time?"

Seeing this barrage, Lu Xiaobei grinned and said: "Have you forgotten, I am the richest man in the world, and of course the boss has to pour chicken soup for the workers." ”

"Poof~~~~~"

"Rely on the young girl!"

"Capitalism of all evils!"

"Feelings, we work hard to buy a house, buy a car, and pretend to be a girl for a boss like Hangwang!"

Lu Xiaobei cleared his throat and said with a smile:

"Ladies and gentlemen, a girl was kidnapped by three men, one of these three men is a thief, one is a robber, and the other is a handsome guy.

Three men asked the girl to choose one of them to be her husband, guess who the sister chose, and why? ”

As soon as this question came out, the audience in the live broadcast room guessed one after another.

"Handsome guy, aren't girls generally Yan Kong?"

"I think it could be a robber, after all, a robber is strong, has a sense of security, and can protect people."

"I think it's a bandit too! For example, big robbers such as Zhang Ziqiang and Ye Huan back then were all rich! ”

Most of the audience thinks that it should be a handsome guy, a few think it is a robber, and few people think that it should be a thief.

After all, in the eyes of the Chinese people, thieves are representatives of cowardice and cowardice.

At this time, Lu Xiaobei opened his mouth and said with a smile: "My sister finally chose a thief, do you know why?" ”

"yes, why?"

"No one should choose a thief!"

"If you don't choose a handsome guy, you should choose a robber!"

With a full appetite, Lu Xiaobei smiled mysteriously and said, "Because there are a few thieves...... Ahem, sorry, that's all I can say.

There are also minors and girls here, so you can't take them with you. ”

"What do you mean? How many thieves are there? What's next? ”

"Why don't you say half of it?"

"I see! Hahahaha! Understand in seconds! ”

"I get it, too!"

"Anyone who understands understands, but it can only be understood but not spoken!"

Lu Xiaobei teased a few more words, and then opened the game and continued to rank.

"The positioning ranking is open, and the target is the well-known KPL player Dream Teacher!"

The plug-in prompt sounded directly in my head, and this time I actually located an anchor who was even more awesome than Zhang Daxian, and he was also a professional player!

It's incredible!

You must know that Zhang Daxian's anchor positioning is still an entertainment anchor, and the segmentation is not particularly high.

But Mr. Dream is different.

He has been on the national uniform for many Tianxiu junglers such as Luna, Han Xin, and Baili Xuance!

The pinnacle race has more than 2200 points all year round!

He alone once forced the KPL to modify the defense tower mechanic!

Although I don't play KPL much now, the strength is definitely not the so-called anchor, the so-called national service No. 1 XX can be compared!

Lu Xiaobei was stunned for a moment, and then opened the live broadcast to see that Mr. Meng was really live broadcasting, and his popularity had reached a terrifying two million!

If you don't block the barrage, you won't be able to see the game screen clearly.

"Damn, this plug-in actually helped me locate Teacher Meng! It's cool now, my popularity must have skyrocketed! Hee-hee-hee, strength rubbing powder, beauty! Lu Xiaobei was extremely excited and directly clicked the start game button.

After entering the hero selection interface, the plug-in prompt sound sounded again.

"The first random plug-in in this game is opened, congratulations to the host for getting the 'infinite firepower' plug-in."

"Infinite Firepower: All the skills of the heroes used by the host are CD-free!"

No CD for all skills?

Groove !!

Lu Xiaobei was dumbfounded!

Then he laughed sinisterly:

"Hahaha, that's so cool! Audience, if I say that I can win by standing still in the spring, would you believe it? ”

(Ps: Guess which hero the protagonist is going to use?) In addition, asking for tickets, why are there fewer recommended tickets today than yesterday? Only 200 votes so far...... ）