Season 2 Chapter 88 Instant Beauty
If you are in full bloom,
Fanghua is at ease.
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The underwear of women in the Song Dynasty was called a bandeau, but this bandeau that "can cover the breast on the top and cover the belly on the bottom" is too conservative in Fang Yu's opinion, what should I do?
The women of the Song Dynasty wore obscene pants underneath, and these obscene pants, in Fang Yu's words, were open crotch pants. My wife can't wear it like this, what should I do?
He specially invited a well-known tailor in Tokyo, and on the basis of retaining the original appearance of the Song Dynasty's clothing, he carried out a drastic reform of the bandeau and profane trousers.
The tailor looked at him with astonishment, as if he were looking at a monster. If you can't say it clearly, then draw a picture and explain each point in detail in the form of pictures and texts. As long as the tailor has money to make, of course he will agree.
When the transformation was completed according to his request, the tailor was stunned, where could this palm-sized fabric cover, but Fang Yu nodded and smiled with satisfaction.
After Liu Shiyan came back from Liu Yufu, Fang Yu couldn't wait to pull her into the house. Liu Shiyan pursed her lips and smiled shyly, but she couldn't resist her husband's pleas, and after bathing, she put it on with a twist.
Fang Yu was waiting outside, and suddenly heard Liu Shiyan screaming in the house, he immediately broke down the door, only to see her standing in front of the bronze mirror in a daze.
The bandeau was half-covered and half-hidden, trembling and almost falling out of the clothes, the lace-up panties only covered the intimate parts, and the two jade strands were completely exposed, so the concave and convex curves were vividly displayed in front of Fang Yu. Liu Shiyan was so ashamed that she could cover up and down, but she could cover the top, but she couldn't block the bottom, her face was red and her ears were hot, and her heart was beating wildly.
"How can you dress this way? ”
"Don't take it off, that's it, it's really good. Lady, on our side, women all dress like this, so you have to get used to it. ”
"It's just that I'm ashamed to dress like this. ”
Fang Yu said with a smile: "Who told you to go out like this? Of course, you have to wear clothes outside." Get dressed and I'll take you somewhere. ”
When Liu Shiyan came out, she was already wearing a pale yellow goose shirt, a cigarette skirt with gold trim under it, her head was green and silk into a lily bun, and three or two white pearls were dotted in between, adding a few points of delicateness, if the shoulders were cut into a waist, if the skin was condensed and the air was like a quiet orchid, she was charming and boneless, and she was elegant and charming, and she looked at Fang Yu stunned.
Liu Shiyan pursed her lips and smiled: "Official, it feels so soft, it's like it's not wearing it inside." ”
"Baby, I love you. With that, Fang Yu stepped forward and hugged her in his arms.
Liu Shiyan didn't struggle, obediently let him hold her, leaned on his chest and whispered softly: "The official is talking nonsense again, the slave family is your wife, how can it be your baby?"
It seems that the appearance is relatively easy to change, and people's thoughts will be difficult to change for a while and a half.
So, he patiently explained to her: I call you "baby", you call me "sweetheart", this is a unique title between husband and wife or between lovers, just like a lady calls me "beloved" in the dead of night. Of course, I have no objection to you calling me that on any occasion, as long as you call me out, I can say yes.
Liu Shiyan smiled and nodded, suddenly hugged his neck, and said coquettishly: "Sweetheart, I like you." ”
This learns so fast. Fang Yu smiled, picked up her delicate face and pecked at her red lips, and said, "Let's go out to eat today." ”
"Why do you want to go out to eat? Just ask someone to make something. ”
"Is it okay to go out to eat, please, my good lady, kiss my baby......" Fang Yu hugged her like a child.
Liu Shiyan laughed out loud: "Then go." Do you want to call your uncle and your younger brother together?"
Fang Yu was stunned. Who is this female brother? Isn't it Liu Yufu? According to this relationship, Liu Yufu should be her cousin...... Could it be that in the Song Dynasty, from the female brother to the cousin title?
"Sweetheart?"
"No, no, they're still sleeping, they must have been tired last night, let them rest." ”
Liu Shiyan wiped a faint sadness from the corner of her eyes, and said softly: "When did the official turn the slave family into your real wife?"
"After eating, let's find a place to do the gift of Zhou Gong, what does the lady think?"
Liu Shiyan blushed and said, "Why are the officials suddenly so anxious?"
"It's not a hurry, it's the hour. ”
"Hours?"
"The so-called hour, first, I have calculated, today is the safe period of the mother, the same sex will not be pregnant, and second, the internal strength of the mind has begun to take shape, and it is time to practice. ”
"What is a safe period?"
Fang Yu laughed, the safe period is the first 5 days and the last 4 days of women's menstruation. The ten days before and after the day of ovulation are called ovulation. Because it is easy to conceive during ovulation*, ovulation is also known as fertileness or danger.
"How do you know so much?"
"This ...... In our place, even a man understands!"
"But the official, the slave family wants to give birth to a child for the official......"
"In a few days we will be born. ”
The two of them walked on the street, talking and laughing. For Fang Yu, he knew what Tokyo was like in the Song Dynasty, but such a leisurely and leisurely personal experience was the first time in his life.
There were too many gourmet restaurants in Tokyo during the Song Dynasty. There are tea shops, wine shops, noodle shops, fruits, oil sauces, rice, fish and meat shops everywhere, roughly counting, more than 100 shops, of which restaurants and various restaurants account for more than half.
In the window room above the restaurant, there were four or five people talking about wine, and a tall man who was obviously the person in charge raised his wine glass and just took a sip, and suddenly choked out with a "cough", and regardless of the wet placket, he just looked down the street, dumbfounded.
A man sitting on the other side said with a smile: "Why is the eldest brother so out of shape?" and then stepped forward and leaned his body to the window, but he also became the same as the "eldest brother".
Seeing this, several other people probed one after another, only to see Liu Shiyan holding Fang Yu's arm, looking forward to it, only to see a beautiful complexion, delicate and concave, which led people to reverie.
After Liu Shiyan walked through the restaurant and disappeared, several people returned to their seats. The "big brother" seemed to think of something, and suddenly squeezed his eyebrows and smiled: "I don't know who is so captivating to the country and the city, if you can sleep, it will be worth dying......
The second man hesitated: "This man seems to be a little familiar, but he can't remember it for a while, but I don't know whose lady is so beautiful?"
The third man sneered: "Not only is the country beautiful and fragrant, but also so coquettish." ”
The fourth man slapped the table and said, "Since the eldest brother likes it, I went to catch it and drink and sleep with the eldest brother!"
The second man suddenly grabbed him and said, "I remember! He is Fang Yu, the champion of Sanyuan and the first! Brother must not be reckless, otherwise he will not be able to snatch back the lady even if he gives his life in vain, and this matter needs to be carefully discussed." ”
It is the habit of the people in the city of the Song Dynasty to get up early and drink a cup of salt to "decoction and tea medicine", it is not a medicine, but a kind of health tea. Listening to Xiao Er's chatter, Fang Yu couldn't help but be speechless, there are so many flavors?!Then let's have a black plum soup, and Liu Shiyan asked for a salt drum soup.
Tokyoites eat pasta as their staple food, and the two of them come to "crispy leaves" first. The so-called "crispy qiong leaves" is to cut the good steamed buns into thin slices at night, coated with honey or oil, roasted on the fire, spread paper on the ground to disperse the fire, and the color is browned after baking, crispy and crispy.
While the two were eating, they suddenly heard a call from the other: "Wait for me to put it down and rest." "Following the reputation, it turned out to be a vendor selling ring cakes, which was his verbal advertisement.
Liu Shiyan said with a smile that at the beginning, when the hawker was selling ring cakes, he ingeniously shouted "I am the one who suffers", and the effect was quite good. Later, the hawker sold in front of the Yaohua Palace, where the palace lived, which aroused the suspicion of the officials, so he was arrested. After the interrogation, it was learned that he was just trying to sell his ring cakes, so he beat him with 100 sticks and released him, after which the peddler changed his tune and shouted, "Wait for me to put it down and rest", which became a joke in Tokyo for a while, but business seemed to be better.
"What ring cake?" Fang Yu's curiosity suddenly rose, and he bought two and ate them, which were crunchy and delicious.
Liu Shiyan introduced the allusion again. Back then, Su Shi made a poem for the old lady who sold ring cakes next door: the jade color is evenly rubbed by slender hands, and the green oil is fried to make it tender and yellow. When the night comes to spring sleep, I know the severity, and I flatten the beautiful woman's arm gold.
"Good poem, good cake! By the way, lady, do you have beef noodles?"
"Don't say you don't have it, even if you do, you can't eat it. ”
It turned out that cattle were an important production tool in ancient times, and in the Song Dynasty, the law stated that killing cattle was a felony.
"The official wants to eat, and the slave family will take you to taste 'Yunying noodles', how about it?"
What is "Yunying noodles"? It is to mix lotus root, lotus, water chestnut, taro, chicken head, water chestnut, mushroom, and lily together, select clean meat, and steam it rotten......
Liu Shiyan hadn't finished speaking, Fang Yu was already hungry, and immediately slapped the table and shouted. Looking at his gobbling up, Liu Shiyan pursed her lips and smiled.
With this bright smile, her twin peaks trembled, as if she was about to fall out of her clothes, and she saw that others were also fascinated, and she didn't know where she was.
"Little Er, pay the bill!"
"Okay! Guest, a total of fifteen coppers. Xiao Er replied with a smile, his two eyes busily shuttling between Liu Shiyan's body. Through the middle seam, you can clearly see the white bandeau inside, and the eyes are white, with beautiful peaks and mountains, and the scenery is infinite.
The smoke skirt is as thin as Luo yarn, the silk undergarment is somewhat translucent, the straight outline of the legs is faintly visible, the waist is slender, the silk belt binds the undergarment to it, and the long skirt is tight after sitting down, revealing the graceful curve of the lower body.
Xiao Er squinted his eyes and lost his mind, until Liu Shiyan got up and wanted to leave, Xiao Er put his mind away, and when he turned around, his hand shook down, and the back of his hand seemed to have no intention of quickly rubbing Liu Shiyan's jade strands a few times, only to feel greasy and plump.
Liu Shiyan glared at Xiao Er with a shy and angry face, and was about to scold Xiao Er with a slightly open mouth, but Xiao Er pretended to be casual and hurriedly asked, "This lady, is he the new champion Fang Yu?"
"Exactly. ”
Xiao Er asked again, "Is he your friend?"
"This is the outer son. ”
Xiao Er sighed: "It's really a talented woman, envious of others!"
Looking at her beautiful back, Xiao Er sighed secretly, tripped carelessly, knocked his mouth on the threshold, and immediately lost three front teeth.
"Are the officials full?"
"If I eat it again, I'll vomit. ”
"It's been a long time, can I go home now?"
"I'll take you somewhere. ”
As he spoke, he hired a horse, whipped the horse, and drove Liu Shiyan to the depths of the dense forest. There, the flowers are in full bloom and fragrant.
"The view is so beautiful!"
"Because of the lady, the scenery here has color. ”
He gently grabbed her waist and sat among the flowers, and after some tender and sweet words, both of them had a hint of something else.
The heart is approaching, and the body is slowly approaching. Neither spoke again. He gently lowered her down among the flowers, stripping her of all her clothes. A finely carved and crystalline jade artwork is like a delicate flower, beautiful and fragrant in front of Fang Yu.