Chapter 60: Plug-in: Skill Eliminator!
Li Fangjie's eyes showed disdain.
Just been opportunistic by you, take Lao Tzu's poem and change it to become a poem.
Now I haven't said anything more, and you're still kicking your nose in the face?
"Okay, I'll give you a big deal today, and I'll give you a few words." Li Fangjie said.
Xu Zheng took out the bag of melon seeds next to him with a smile and swallowed it beautifully.
Lu Xiaobei took a light breath: "Meanness is the pass of the despicable,
Noble is the epitaph of the noble. ”
As soon as the two sentences came out, Li Fangjie's face stiffened.
Xu Zheng smiled evilly and couldn't help laughing.
Swearing without swearing!
This deer is a big drop of bad deer!
"Behold, in that gilded sky, the crooked reflections of the dead float. The Ice Age has passed, so why are there ice cubes everywhere? The Cape of Good Hope has been discovered, so why are thousands of sails competing in the Dead Sea? I came into the world, with nothing but paper, ropes, and figures, to read the condemned voices before the judgment: Tell you, world,
I-no-look-believe! ”
When he heard this, Xu Zheng didn't have the heart to eat melon seeds at all.
How could this modern poem ...... Does it make people's scalp tingle? This......
Lu Xiaobei closed his eyes and looked at the sky, already getting better:
"Even if you have a thousand challengers under your feet, count me as the thousandth and onest. I don't believe that the sky is blue, I don't believe in the echoes of thunder; I don't believe that dreams are fake, I don't believe that death has no retribution. If the ocean is destined to burst, let all the bitter water pour into my heart; If the land is destined to rise, let humanity choose the peak of survival again. ”
After a long pause of two seconds, Lu Xiaobei opened his eyes and slowly spit out the last sentence:
"A new turn and a shining starry bucket are filling the unobstructed sky, which is the hieroglyphs of 5,000 years, and that is the gaze of people in the future."
A new turnaround and a sparkling starry bucket are filling the unobstructed sky?
That's 5,000 years of hieroglyphs, that's the eyes of the people of the future who gaze?
After Lu Xiaobei's poem was recited, the aftermath was still there, and Xu Zheng's goosebumps had all exploded, and for a moment, he was silent!
Li Fangjie was already stunned when he heard half of it!
Tell me, this is a poem that a high school student can make?
The ideas contained in this have to be pondered and studied for a long time even by him, an old man of the Poetry Association!
Xu Zheng may not know very well, but Li Fangjie knows too well what kind of realm this poem is!
This poem is simply stunning!
Especially the first sentence!
portrays those sanctimonious hypocrites in a way that is very good!
Lu Xiaobei's poem exposes the reality of black and white confusion and reversal of right and wrong, angrily questions the contradictory and sinister society, and solemnly declares to the world the answer of "I don't believe it". The poems are not only direct lyrical and philosophical aphorisms, but also a large number of symbols, metaphors, metaphors, etc., which make the poems not only bright and clear, but also rich in meaning, and have a strong shocking power. This poem is good at using distinct, unique and solid imagery, through the splicing, jumping and combination of images, creating a complex and tense imagery structure, expressing the poet's rich thoughts and emotions. In terms of lyrical structure, it reflects the change of "examination-doubt-denial-challenge", and the language is cold and full of rationality!
Coupled with the end of the last sentence, Li Fangjie has already been shocked and speechless anyway!
When he looked at Lu Xiaobei again, his eyes were no longer like before.
It's as if he's not looking at a person, but ...... God! The god of poetry!!
Lu Xiaobei?
Where is it sacred?
Xu Zheng gasped and asked in a trembling voice, "What's your poem called?" ”
"Answer." Lu Xiaobei gently spit out two words.
Xu Zheng nodded and said, "Answer, what an answer!" This is the answer exclusive to you Lu Xiaobei!!
Although I don't know much about poetry, I can hear from this poem that belongs to the integrity and style of a literati!
Really, I don't usually like reading poetry, but I love this poem to death! This poem is really amazing! ”
Lu Xiaobei is also a master who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and said with a smile:
"It's okay Director Xu, we're all laymen, but there are insiders here!"
Turned his head to Li Fangjie.
"Senior Li, I admit that I am just a poetry lover, and I have not received any professional training, I also humbly ask you for advice, I want to ask you to help me improve my level, please please give me some advice on this poem? You just promised me! Don't go back! ”
Xu Zheng almost stopped laughing.
Hearing this, Li Fangjie almost spurted out old blood, and almost scolded his mother!
Yo yo !!yo I'm pointing you!!
Finding faults? Looking for questions?
Lao Tzu hasn't even fully understood this poem! Where am I going to find fault with you?
Although I was very unconvinced, although I was holding back a fire in my heart.
But Li Fangjie has to admit that the poem is almost perfect in every sense of the word.
Don't talk about them, even if today's literary bigwigs come, I'm afraid they won't be able to find fault.
This Lu Xiaobei is clearly mixing him with the cold!
In the face of such a shocking modern poem, he couldn't open his mouth!
"Hey...... Ay...... Director Wang, ah......"
Li Fangjie simply pretended to answer the phone and didn't take Lu Xiaobei's stubble.
At this time, Xu Zheng came out to be a good man.
"Brother Jie, I think it's okay, you are also a senior, give this opportunity to the junior, what do you think?"
Li Fangjie borrowed the donkey to go downhill and nodded: "Director Xu, you are right, anyway, I have this kind of opportunity, so let the juniors deserve." ”
"Haha, by the way, we still need a word inscription in the movie, please ask Brother Jie to help us write a poem or text about the teacher. Of course, this authorship is absolutely yours! Xu Zheng said with a smile.
"It doesn't matter if the right of authorship is not the right of signature, the main thing is that I want to help Director Xu with this."
As he spoke, Li Fangjie touched his chin, and then said:
"There it is!"
"There is an end to the ends of the earth, and only the teacher's grace is endless!"
"Good! This poem is good! Director Xu said with a smile.
"Poof......
Lu Xiaobei couldn't help laughing.
"What are you laughing at?"
Li Fangjie suppressed the anger in his heart and asked.
Lu Xiaobei waved his hand and said, "Forget it, forget it, it's nothing, it's good." ”
"Don't forget it! What are you laughing at, I ask? Li Fangjie continued.
"I just don't think this sentence is worthy of this movie."
After that, Lu Xiaobei took the notebook on the table, knocked down a poem, and put it in front of the two.
"The spring cicada is dead, and the wax torch turns to ash and tears begin to dry."
Rumble!
As soon as this poem came out, the image of Teacher Fan, who had gray hair and had Alzheimer's disease and still cared about the students, perfectly appeared in Xu Zheng's mind!
Xu Zheng kept muttering this poem in his mouth, his fists clenched, sometimes jumping, sometimes scratching his head, and the whole person seemed very excited, excited and unable to help himself!
Li Fangjie: "......"
Mom! I want to go home!!!
This is a pervert!!
I was abused to the point of doubting my life!!!
Li Fangjie almost rushed out of the door with tears in his eyes.
And Lu Xiaobei, on the other hand, also quickly received a bonus of 300,000 yuan.
On the crew's side, they plan to hold another three-day activity of "looking for the most beautiful children's choir".
On the one hand, it is to record the theme song, and on the other hand, it can be regarded as a warm-up promotion for the movie.
Lu Xiaobei still needs to stay here for three days, and when the children's choir comes, they will finish recording the theme song together and get an honorarium of 50,000 yuan before going home.
Back to the hotel in the evening to check it out.
Ooh!
Today, in order to pretend to be forced, almost all the program effect points have been used cleanly!
It's time to start the live broadcast and earn another wave of program effect points!
Fortunately, the crew has a lot of money, and Lu Xiaobei is arranged in a five-star hotel, which is very quiet and suitable for live broadcast.
As soon as Lu Xiaobei's live broadcast room opened, all the viewers immediately poured into the room, and the popularity rose gradually, and soon the popularity rose to 100,000, and the barrage gradually increased.
"Ding! Your Friends Charity Gambling King is online! ”
"All stand up! Don't let the fight stop! ”
"Gotta get ~~~~~~"
“……”
Many people are frantically brushing the stalk of the landlord of the deer and the little Beidou.
"What's the plug-in today? I want to see the plug-in that can take off the heroine's clothes on the other side, is there? ”
"Let's warm up with a few jokes first!"
Generally speaking, it is the most basic common sense to tell a few jokes before the start of the live game, and wait for the audience to increase before starting the broadcast.
Seeing the barrage brushed over, Lu Xiaobei sighed and said: "There is no joke, but I feel that the game atmosphere in Glory of Kings has changed recently."
How many people are still on the bright side of independence?
Everywhere you open and close your mouth, it's 'asking for the king's husband to bring it', 'you can even Michael Wen love, just want to bring the king', even if you are brought by others, is that your real level?
Stuck on tiptoe in a rank that does not belong to you, like walking on thin ice, are you tired?
Is my husband called casually? Shame on you? ”
A serious one began to squirt those upper, which made many people feel related.
"It's good to hang the king!"
"I look down on those the most!"
"King Hang, this is your fault. You and I are willing to do it, there's nothing to spray, right? ”
"Why is there nothing to spray? When those upper who were paralyzed and brought up were your teammates, I don't see if you can squirt?! ”
"I said why there are so many high-level skills that are not as good as diamonds' stupid X! It turns out that it's all going up like this! ”
Seeing the heated discussion among the water friends, Lu Xiaobei immediately added: "I'm different, by the way, ask a king's wife to bring it!" I can even Mai Wen love the little milk dog sound! ”
"Vomit ~~~~~"
"23333333, I've never seen anyone so brazen!"
"Who wants to listen to your little milk dog! Old Man !! ”
“……”
As soon as Lu Xiaobei's voice fell, the barrage exploded immediately!
"Okay, okay, without further ado, let's start ranking."
And the moment I just pressed the rank button.
Bite!
"Open the first random plug-in of this game, congratulations to the host for obtaining the 'Skill Eliminator' plug-in!"
"Skill Eliminator: Makes any hero's skills disappear, including normal attacks."
Interesting!
Enter the game.
Lu Xiaobei chose his favorite hero - Shiranui Dance.
And at this very moment......
Shangguan Wan'er, the middle laner on the opposite side, directly took the lead in typing on the public screen:
"Sell the Glory of Kings perspective G, self-aiming G, details plus VX ......, this will demonstrate that I will be ready, are you ready to accept sanctions?"
As soon as he saw the person on the other side talking, his teammates began to complain, how could he be so unlucky to meet the opposite side.
To be honest, this kind of perspective and self-aiming plug-in is very difficult to check.
As long as you play a little bit, it is difficult for the system to determine that you are a cheat.
Lu Xiaobei has encountered perspective plug-ins before, reported, uploaded videos, and people just don't have! And people even said that they admitted it personally!
There are no points deducted for this report!
However, when the sailors in the live broadcast room saw Shangguan Wan'er on the opposite side say this, they were all about to laugh.
Selling?
Lu Xiaobei is the king, the first person to hang the glory of the king!
Do you still dare to run rampant in front of him?
"23333, is it okay for the seller to meet the hanging king?"
"Hang the king, if you don't hang this seller and humiliate him this time, I can just unsubscribe!"
"That's it, this time I have to come up with some new tricks, so that this guy knows what a real plug-in is!"
"Sit and wait for Wan'er on the other side to scold the street, come to bet, how many times has Wan'er died this time?"
"Upstairs, I think you should bet on this Wan'er to hang up for a few minutes."
"Hahaha, I think so too."
Lu Xiaobei smiled and typed: "Wan'er is for sale?" Did you know that you can only use 1 skill! ”
Seeing Lu Xiaobei's words, tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room all laughed.
Can only use 1 skill?
I'll go!
Do you want to be spicy?
Seeing Lu Xiaobei's words, Shangguan Wan'er, who was selling hangings on the other side, also smiled.
Can only use 1 skill?
Who do you think you are?
If you control the heavens and the earth, which skill can you use me?
Shangguan Wan'er: "Brother, wake up, how many dishes do you drink like this?" ”
Lu Xiaobei ignored him and manipulated the Ignorant Fire Dance to weave through the line.
Shangguan Wan'er didn't pay attention to Lu Xiaobei, and just silently replenished the troops.
Before it was too big, Shangguan Wan'er didn't have the ability to kill alone.
It's even more impossible to just pass the ignorant fire dance.
And Shangguan Wan'er even turned on the perspective plug-in, always observing whether anyone came to the middle lane.
Just when the first wave of troops is about to be cleared, and both of them are going to reach level 2......
Lu Xiaobei flashed!
Passive Ninja Bee, normal attacks dash forward with knockback!
1 skill flying dragon flame array, continue to play control!
2 Skill Butterfly Fan Damage!
After one set, Shangguan Wan'er only had one-third of her blood left.
But Lu Xiaobei had already entered the tower at this time, and he was burned twice by the defense tower and was bloody!
Wan'er only needs to make up one more 2 skills, and she will definitely die if she doesn't know the fire dance!
A sneer crossed the corner of Shangguan Wan'er's mouth, and at the same time as the 1 skill made up for the small soldiers, it flashed directly!
The upgrade plus sign of the second point 2 skill, judge the position of the ignorant fire dance, and lose 2 skills in seconds!
Hand speed is dazzling!
However......
As expected, the scene of Shiranui Wujiao gasping and falling to the ground did not appear......