Volume 1 The City of Desire Chapter 14 A Stratagem of Schemes
Eat him now?
No way! His plans haven't started yet!
He didn't expect the succubus' patience to be so limited.
Gotta figure figure out how to save it.
"Do you know about candlelit dinners?" Zou Yi said such a sentence nervously.
"Candlelight dinner? What does that have to do with me eating you? The succubus growled.
"I know that you must not have eaten it, after all, you have just been born, and you have not had time to experience the many beautiful things in this world." Zou Yi began to provoke the succubus.
Everyone has weaknesses, and although a succubus is not human, she is also a sapient being.
As long as there is wisdom, there is desire, and if there is desire, there must be weakness!
"The spirit of man is the most beautiful thing! Do you want to play tricks? You know it's useless, you're just too weak. ”
"No, I really want you to experience the beauty of this world. I am a helpful young man, the future flower of the motherland. ”
The succubus didn't bother to talk nonsense with Zou Yi anymore, and it could be seen that the succubus was already on the verge of being so angry that it was about to erupt.
The succubus grabbed Zou Yi by the neck and lifted him up like a kitten.
I don't know if you've ever had a cat?
The piece of meat on the back of the cat's neck is the only weakness of the cat, and if you hold that piece of meat, the cat can't move.
The neck is also the weakness of human beings!
When you are grabbed by the neck, it also means that your life is in danger, and your life is hanging by a thread!
But people will resist fiercely.
"Humans are so stupid, do you really think I'm going to take your word for it? My inherited memories tell me that humans are the most cunning creatures, and I wasn't going to take your word for it from the beginning. ”
"I just want to have some cat-and-mouse fun."
"You see, you're just an ant, and your fate is in my hands. If I hadn't tried to figure out why you'd be immune to my charm powers, you'd ...... Long dead! ”
"But now, I'm angry!"
"You go to die!"
The succubus increased the strength of his hand, and Zou Yi felt that the hand that grabbed his neck was getting tighter and tighter like an iron tong.
Getting tighter!
I'm running out of breath!
"Atmosphere! What a vibe! You don't have any vibe at all when you eat! ”
Zou Yi tried his best to say this sentence at a speed close to tongue twister.
His face was flushed, and there was a large purple patch on his neck that had been scratched.
Pain!
It hurts!
Hot and scorching pain!
But he was saved!
Because the succubus had let him go when he heard his words.
However, it may be another reason.
The succubus scratched a scar on his neck and then sucked a mouthful of blood uncontrollably.
Frantically, the succubus heard his words again, and then gradually calmed down.
"The vibe? What's that? I haven't passed on the memory of this thing yet. ”
"If you have an atmosphere, will things taste better?"
No, it won't taste better and will make the food more expensive!
But he didn't dare to say this, before he could implement his plan, his life would be pinched by the succubus.
"Well, the packaging is also a kind of atmosphere, and it will taste better after the food is processed."
Well, a good mood also makes it taste better, and he was right to say that.
"Then let's go, you have to deal with yourself." The succubus smiled sweetly at Zou Yi.
But Zou Yi didn't feel the sweetness of love, but a chill rose from the bottom of his heart.
Joke!
Although this succubus is indeed good-looking, who would want to fall in love with a succubus?
What's more, it's still a succubus that wants to eat itself!
I'm afraid it's not crazy, right?
He just wanted to find a chance now to carry out the plan and take out this damn succubus!
And it doesn't matter if the plan fails, he's not going to die anyway, right?
So, nothing to be afraid of.
Kitchen.
They went to a Chinese restaurant, not the Western restaurant he came to last time.
Before separating from Principal Shannon last time, the senior sister also took him to other areas to eat and drink.
Then, with his near-demonic ability to photograph and remember routes, Zou Yi was forced to memorize the structure of the Chinese restaurant.
The Chinese restaurant is not an open dining room, but a closed kitchen.
Guests can't watch the chef cooking, and the kitchen is relatively narrow and slender.
Well, here it is.
"Heh, you're going to make your own cooking? Is this a bad joke? The succubus sneered.
"Don't let me down, or they'll die."
"You know, I was able to find them."
The succubus's eyes suddenly became sharp, like a cheetah before a hunt.
Do you know that pre-hunting look?
Rapid! Powerful! And...... Cold!
"You won't be disappointed, come with me to the kitchen." Zou Yi said.
"Do you want me to see what you do with yourself? What an interesting request. I like it, though. ”
Zou Yi led the succubus into the kitchen, then tightened the door, locked it, and did it in one go.
"Lock the door? How? Are you shy? The succubus teased.
"Just watch me cook, don't disturb me."
Steaming rice, scooping a few dishes of rice first, and then putting it in the rice cooker to cook after cleaning it is already commonplace for Zou Yi.
He cooked a lot of meals for Zhao Yuanxu and Zou Xiaoli, of course, not voluntarily.
In fact, he doesn't like to cook, but Zhao Yuanxu said that contemporary men must fry good dishes to please their wives.
Under the coercion of Zhao Yuanxu's half-coercion and half-temptation, Zou Yi became the second man in charge of the family.
Shredded potatoes, let's stir-fry a sour and spicy shredded potatoes...... It's probably his best dish.
Peel, shred, add condiments, stir-fry...... It didn't take long for the enticing scent to come out.
There seems to be a bottle of shochu in the place.
Well, there is shochu, and the plan can be implemented.
Wait a minute? Shochu? Cooked rice?
Didn't you say that there were no supplies in this rudimentary game world?
What's going on with this special meow?
He didn't think so much about the plan at the time, he ignored it.
Where did it come from?
Odd.
"Hehe, the succubus has increased its strength after absorbing your blood just now, so its interaction with the real world has also increased."
Xiao Yi felt Zou Yi's doubts and answered.
I see.
Yes, and the Primary One!
Don't be afraid, he's not alone.
After a while, he brought a bowl of rice and a plate of hot and sour shredded potatoes.
"I know that white particle! It's rice. But what is that yellow filament? Curious, the succubus grabbed a handful of shredded potatoes and put them in his mouth.
But she spit out without a few chews.
"Phew, what is this? It's so unpalatable! It doesn't taste as good as blood. ”
"I'd better just eat you." The succubus showed Zou Yi his two small fangs.
Big sister, are you a vampire? Aren't you a succubus? Isn't the essence enough to satisfy you anymore?
Zou Yi complained three times in his heart.
"Human blood contains essence, so succubi will find blood delicious."
"For succubi, human essence is like the spice in your salt and monosodium glutamate, and food without seasoning is like chewing wax." Xiao Yi continued to answer.
Blood? Listening to the tone of this succubus, my blood seems to contain a richer essence than ordinary people.
"Wait a minute, I'll do a little more simple processing."
Zou Yi slashed his fingers with a kitchen knife and dripped some blood into the plate of shredded potatoes and white rice.
"You try again."
"Well, it tastes pretty good right now. No, it tastes better than blood alone. ”
The succubus quickly finished eating, and drank the vegetable oil mixed with a little blood.
"Anything else? If you can cook a few more dishes, I promise..... Don't eat your friends. ”
She is not so stupid, she doesn't eat the food in her mouth, she doesn't eat it for nothing, and she stabilizes this man first.
As long as she learns to cook, the quality of food will definitely improve in the future.
Damn, why hasn't there been such a fun thing as cooking in her inherited memory?
If she had known earlier, she would have cooked the man herself.
"Wait, I'll make you another fruit salad." Zou Yi took away the empty plates and bowls.
Then take a few peaches, an orange and a lemon from the freezer and cut them into cubes.
Then mix and match the fruit pieces, add the salad dressing and stir.
It's just that his own blood is added to this salad dressing, and of course, his blood is also dripped from the glass of soju that was served with the fruit salad.
Blood with rich essence is to a succubus what catnip is to a cat.
"Hmm..... Beautiful, I've never seen such a nice food. ”
The succubus still eats with her hands, she doesn't seem to have the concept of chopsticks, probably she only accepts part of the so-called inheritance memory.
"Well, it's delicious, it's delicious!" The succubus ate all over his mouth with salad dressing, but this salad dressing has a little pink, which is the salad dressing mixed with his blood, which is a panacea for the succubus! It's fate!
However, would Zou Yi really do this kind of mentally retarded behavior that hurts himself and raises his enemies for eight hundred?
The answer is no.
This is just one part of Zou Yi's plan.
Although his head was a little confused by the wind, the moment the succubus grabbed his neck had completely sobered him up.
The show has just begun!
Eating oranges with lemons can cause perforated peptic ulcers, but considering the strength of the succubus's body, this amount may not have the desired effect, but at least it can also damage some of the succubus's vitality.
The blood contains essence qi, which is a tonic for the succubus, so Zou Yi only dripped a few drops of blood, so as to ensure that the succubus can damage the vitality, even if it only damages a trace of vitality, it will also increase his combat victory rate.
Peaches with shochu!
Eating together can make people faint!
In order to achieve the effect, Zou Yi added four peaches.
As for shochu, it's enough!
This succubus is also very face-saving, after eating the fruit platter, the soju is drunk cup after cup, but the shochu in the back did not let Zou Yi add blood.
Zou Yi's face was a little pale, probably because he lost a lot of blood.
Why aren't you in a coma yet?
Doesn't work for succubi?
So what's next?
Zou Yi's brain was racing, and he had to come up with a plan in a short time.
"Wine ...... I want more wine, give me ......" said the succubus holding up his glass, and before he could finish speaking, the succubus fell on the table.
Is this fainting? Or drunk?