The last class in the morning was an English class, maybe the teacher had something to do temporarily, and even the substitute teacher didn't have time to find it, so he only left the sentence "Let's study on your own, pay attention to discipline", and then left in a hurry.

In the face of such a situation, most of us slept openly, and the sound insulation of the classroom was not very good, and if we were too arrogant, it was likely that the occasional teaching director in the corridor would be hooked in, giving us a "death" gaze.

Some friends may think of the face of the head teacher on the glass at the door, we are not worried, our head teacher we know very well, as long as the results are reasonable, some Xiao Lei will help us top, of course, we are not willing to always make trouble for Xiao Zhou.

Maybe the quality of sleep in the last few waves has been quite good, and I don't feel sleepy, so I decided to disturb the good students' studies! Some people say that this is naked molestation, friend, I don't understand what you said, at least at the time...... I don't understand it yet......

"Classmate, do you read the book very seriously?"

"Go aside, hate it"

Now that I've made up my mind to do something bad, I'm not going to give up halfway!

"Let's talk, you'll go home by yourself in a moment?"

"Why do you ask this? Want to play hooligan? ”

“……”

How young are the children nowadays, they should give me a piece of chocolate and go with me, don't they (maybe they have to buy something more expensive now)?

"I just want to ask, your house is not far from here."

"Hmm...... It's not close, is it? ”

"Huh? Do you usually take a boat or a plane? ”

"I want to plane, I hate it."

"Oh, you guys don't have the most developed tourism there."

"Why?"

"I've heard on TV that indigenous tribes have been discovered on the distant African continent, and the media and a large number of travel enthusiasts have increased the income of the locals. I didn't expect that the natives would soon make a fortune and walk out of the big forest, haha, I heard that they wear small fart curtains every day, hold small wooden sticks, and sometimes wear small leaves, eh? Where's your little stick? By the way, is it your lingua franca? Today...... Why didn't you wear a little fart curtain? ”

(This is purely a joke of a junior high school student, and there is no disrespect to my indigenous African friends, I hope you don't criticize me)

"You...... I'm going to die! ”

"Just kidding."

Bell......

Finally liberated, I waved my hand to the puffing Lan Yuxuan and said, "See you in the afternoon." ”

Lan Yuxuan said while packing her things: "You'd better write a review." ”

Naive, so I simply refused: "No, still sleep......"

Lan Yuxuan glared at me fiercely and said, "If you don't write, you'll die!" ”

I don't have time to write any reviews, I have to poop when I get home, I have to wash my hands and eat after pooping, and after eating, I have to go to Zhou Gong's appointment, play chess, drink tea, and chat......

When it was time to go to school, my mom called me back to the present world, and I rubbed my sleepy eyes into the bathroom, and subconsciously glanced at the sewer, and began to try to imagine the far end of the sewer pipe...... I wonder if it will lead to the primeval forest? I glanced at the toilet bowl again and continued to try to fantasize......

Of course, how could a man as manly as me bow to a yellow-haired girl? Although the marks she left on my arms resolutely followed me through the years of youth for a few seconds......

Unfortunately, I still don't know where her home is, but I don't think it's far away, because she doesn't live on campus! Alas, I guess that's what genius is called.

The sunset bids farewell to the busy people with a little afterglow, leaving behind a warm feeling of red clouds, and whenever this scene appears, people will speed up the pace of work and end the day.

Can......

"This is a very valuable question, it is worth studying, we will finish it and then leave the class, Mr. Zhou will wait for a while, right away."

It seems that the profession of a teacher can only be regarded as the end of the day by sending students out of the school gate. So the teachers are usually racing against time, and the students are mostly living like years.

The stars are winking at people.

I have heard that most superstitious people like to "liberate" their souls to the heavens, claiming that they can enjoy freedom or some kind of salvation, and that they can be accompanied by the stars at night, but the stars have wide eyes, and they are scurrying around in terror, crying out: "Devil! ”

Thinking of this, I seemed to hear a voice say, "This is really the last question", and I felt my whole body tremble, and my cold hair stood on end, alas, this is probably the common mantra of teachers.

I came back to my senses and saw Xiao Zhou standing on the podium gesturing something, and only then did I realize that everything just now was my delusion.

But what is the difference between Xiao Zhou and Xiao Zhang......

"I'll leave some more homework."

Then, the class was in an uproar......

Xiao Zhou saw that the situation was out of control, and hurriedly explained: "Don't 'ah', it's not much, just two volumes, come, let's pass it on." ”

Then, there was another uproar......

The world, it's black, sometimes it's humorous, but when you really think it's humor, you're silent......

I seemed to see my mother's anxious look, and I did hear protests from my abdomen......

"What are you doing?"

Maybe Lan Yuxuan noticed my heroic posture and slightly deep eyes, since I took the initiative to talk to me, I can't help but answer, right?

So I said seriously, "You don't care." ”

"Nasty."

"Alright, let's go home." I believe that when Xiao Zhou said this, no student would feel liberated, but silently whispered in his heart: "Cut~"

We are accustomed to teachers dragging the class, and parents are also used to it, most of them can accept the duration of less than an hour, but this operation is too random, and students cannot inform their parents in advance, so the teacher tries to fix the time every Friday, so that parents will have points in their hearts.

As the saying goes, "there is a policy and there is a solution", this phrase may not be appropriate here, but I want to say that there are different ways to delay or solve any problem. This is not a summary of the previous paragraph, but a foreshadowing of the next paragraph:

In order to let my mother grasp the meal time, I try to get home about an hour after school, if there is a gap in the middle, I go to the small park next to it for a stroll, occasionally climb the rocks, occasionally stretch across, occasionally rest, occasionally pick flowers (this is completely for rhyme, we will never do anything that destroys the environment).

You may ask, "Don't you have to do the duty?" ”

That's, that's how I understand it, the teacher has already felt the expectant eyes of the parents and the angry little universe of the students, so the daily homework such as duty can occasionally be determined by the situation. This kind of improvisation, or flexibility, is what I really like, mainly because I am in a group of five......

Speaking of which, I want to talk to you about it, that is, I often have a feeling that my ideas or plans are difficult to realize, for example, if I want to finish the last episode of the cartoon tomorrow, there will be something that will just delay the time, so I summarized:

Most of my life is spent working against you, and sometimes you think well and it turns out to be just a joke......

I ate a lot at night, probably growing my body, and I grew really fast in the past few years in junior high school.

I didn't expect to eat too much, so I planned to go out to eat, "100 steps after eating, 99 activities", although science tells me that this sentence is pure nonsense, and it may hang up if you walk vigorously, but it is still necessary to eliminate food.

I was about to go out, my mother reminded me that it was raining outside, I was very unhappy, angry why I wasn't a rectum, otherwise it would be so convenient to go to the toilet.