Chapter 13: Naughty

The second uncle has always been very opposed to offering corpses, and now that there is such an opportunity, he will definitely not miss it.

I can't change the adult's mind, the female corpse will definitely be sent out in six days, which makes me a little nervous because the female corpse seems to be injured and is in a bad condition.

I don't understand this, she was fine when she went down the mountain, why didn't she work when she got home?

I was anxious, and I had to pretend that I was okay on my face, not daring to let my second uncle see it.

When the sun came out, I put away the paper ash and blackened rice on the ground, and buried them in the bamboo forest, still thinking about what to do.

When I got to the gate, I remembered the book hidden under my pillow.

Lou Guanjian even wants Bao'er's cheap woman, and says it's a magic weapon, it can be seen that it's not an ordinary thing, but I didn't use it right, if there is a way to use it in the book, maybe it can help the female corpse.

I hurried upstairs, and luckily, the book was still there.

It's just that the above content is really heavenly and obscure to me. That crooked and twisted charm, I can't figure out the head and tail, how to talk about learning!

Even so, I memorized page by page.

My character is, I can't do it, but I can't understand it. So now I can say everything I see, but I don't know how to deal with it.

After eating at noon, the second uncle came to my mother to tell me about taking leave, and I went back to the room until the evening, and then I finished memorizing the twelve leaves.

I didn't pay attention to it when I flipped through it, but when I closed it in my hand, I realized that the thickness of the book was a little wrong, and the thickness I felt with my hands was different from what I saw.

I held it up and down with both hands, held it up under the light bulb and looked at it, almost exclaiming.

In the middle of my hands, in addition to the book, half of it is transparent, and the book is suspended in my hand, but no matter how hard I try, I can't press it.

And against the lamp, I can see the bulb on the other side.

Blocked by a formation?

I searched over and over again, and found that I couldn't touch anything but my hands.

Half an hour later I went from amazement to a little madness, put the book on the bed, crouched on the edge of the bed, and stared at it with my chin in my club.

Just when I was thinking about it, there was a sudden "creaking" sound behind me, I was shocked, I reached out and grabbed the Louguan grass knot sword in my hand, and when I looked back, I found that the red coffin had opened a gap.

In the past, when I saw this scene, I had to be scared to pee, but now that the female corpse was about to come out, I hurriedly put down the grass sword and went over to help remove the coffin lid.

The female corpse sat up from inside, remembering her injury, and I hurriedly asked, "Are you okay?" ”

"It's fine!" When her nice voice reached my ears, I was relieved.

I helped her out, and sneakily ran to pull the door open a crack, and was relieved to see that there was no light downstairs.

The female corpse also followed, following my example, and the thief poked and prodded my head and hunched over, peeking outside!

When I straightened up, the back of my head hit her, making me blush, and I said angrily, "What are you doing?" ”

"Let's see if the second uncle has slept!" Her red lips opened lightly, and she spoke in person, giving me the feeling that her current voice was even better than the sound transmission, which made people drunk. And her breath was on my face, warm and fragrant.

I'm afraid of the second uncle, and she's afraid too?

I don't believe it.

When I came back and saw the book on the bed, before I could ask, she said, "Half of the book is covered by magic, do you want to read it?" ”

I stared at the mung bean for a long time, naturally I wanted to see it, and nodded without thinking about it.

The female corpse clumsily walked to the side of the bed, stretched out her magical fingers, and lightly tapped the manuscript, and a blue light covered the book from her fingertips, followed by a flash of golden light on the book, and the hidden part was revealed.

I couldn't wait to pick up the book, open it and read the last few pages.

There is no text on the paper at the back, but a small figure dancing with a sword.

took a closer look and found that the villain in the book was holding a Louguan sword in his hand.

When Taoism was introduced, it was all based on martial arts, and even the use of the peach wood sword also had a set of exclusive movements, so I was just happy to see the swordsmanship that matched the Louguan sword, and I didn't feel strange.

It was my grandfather who inherited Maoshan, and I heard that there was also a Taoist number, how could there be a complete inheritance of the sect?

Seeing that I was reading carefully, the female corpse also stood next to me, tilted her little head and read it together, and after a while, she spit out a fragrant breath and said: "Three years of spells, ten years of charms, these things in front, you can't use them now, but you can learn this swordsmanship!" ”

The second uncle also said something similar, anyone can recite the mantra, but without three years of skill, it is nonsense to recite it.

The requirements of the talisman are even higher, without ten years of skill, what is drawn is just a piece of waste paper, harming others and yourself.

But as I said earlier, if you don't learn, you won't be able to do it for the rest of your life, but you just learn and use it now, and the sword moves are more suitable.

And it's artificially hidden, and the paper is very different from the first twelve pages, as if it was torn from another book and turned up, which feels unusual.

Reading and writing, I can be lazy, I will be lazy, but I have always been very interested in learning these messy things, and the female corpse saw me comparing and gesturing, and some lost interest, and climbed into bed and sat down, clubbing her chin, and blinking her eyes at me.

At first, I didn't think there was anything, but then I found that I was staring at the girl, and I was a little shy, so I asked her to sleep first, don't wait for me.

"Oh!" She obediently lay down, and reached out to pull the quilt to cover it.

Seeing that she was going to sleep in the same bed with me, my heart was pounding, but I still kept a straight face, pointed to the red coffin very seriously, and said, "This is my bed, you sleep in the coffin!" ”

The female corpse's hand was stunned, and her eyes were watery with grievance.

The appearance is distressing, but I'm shy!

And if it is discovered by the second uncle, it will be fine!

Seeing that I insisted, she crawled out of the bed and returned to the red coffin.

I put the coffin on the lid and let out a long breath, no one was looking, I felt a lot more comfortable, and I was not afraid of making a fool of myself, and I quickly discovered a secret after putting it in, if I put the book together, and then quickly turned the pages, the movements of the villain on it were coherent, forming a rudimentary animation.

This kind of coherent movement makes it easier for me to remember, and I don't have to connect one action after another in my mind.

At midnight, I have a coherent memory in my mind, but if I want to draw it, I need to actually practice. There is a red coffin in my room, and there is not much space, so I can't open the handle to practice, so I put in the book and get ready to sleep.

As soon as he lay down, before the lights were turned off, the red coffin creaked again, and the female corpse propped up the coffin lid like a thief, revealing her eyes and looking around.

I stared at her, not knowing what she was going to do.

As a result, when I stared at her, the female corpse was like a frightened deer, and hurriedly closed the lid of the coffin.

Her body is not very flexible, when the coffin lid is put down, the person has not yet laid down, and the coffin lid just knocks on her little head, which hurts her and screams, which sounds so cute.

Always thinking about sleeping with me, doesn't she know that she is shy?

I didn't pay attention to her, and lay down in a big shape, taking up the whole bed, lest I fall asleep, and she sneaked into the bed again.

Covered with a quilt, thinking about the sword spectrum, before I knew it, I fell asleep, and then I had a dream, dreaming that I had become a hero, a chivalrous man, a man of righteousness, a man of interest wherever he went, and married a beautiful woman.

It's just that I don't know why, the woman looks a bit like a female corpse......

In my dreams, I felt awkward, but I could only settle for it. But just when he was worshipping heaven and earth with the heroine who looked like a female corpse, there was a knocking sound in his ears, like a woodpecker, annoying.

I was afraid that my dream would be interrupted, and I suppressed my anger and didn't want to wake up, but the sound was not endless, and I finally couldn't hold back and woke up at once.

In the dream, I thought it was a female corpse knocking on the coffin, and when I woke up, I heard the sound coming from the window, and when I looked at it, I saw a black shadow squatting outside the glass, like a big horse monkey.

My heart tightened, I took out the grass knot sword from under the pillow, stepped over silently, quietly opened the button on the window, and pushed it out.

With a bang, the glass that the second uncle had just replaced was shattered by something outside, but the black shadow was also knocked down from the stairs and fell to the ground with a bang.

I just took a look, and under the moonlight, I saw that it was not a big horse monkey below, but Chen Ou.

Falling down from a height of five or six meters, he didn't dare to make a sound, rubbed his ass with bared teeth, looked up at me, and whispered angrily: "Are you deaf?" Lao Tzu knocked on the window for half an hour, and you didn't even hear it! ”

"I dream of getting married!"

The feeling of déjà vu made me have no hostility towards Chen Ou, and he was a member of the Maoshan faction, and he was the same as my grandfather.

The second uncle heard the sound of glass breaking, turned on the light, shouted, and asked me what was the matter. I hurriedly replied that it was okay!

The second uncle scolded a few words and turned off the lights.

I whispered to Chen Ou, "What are you doing here?" ”

"Fetal baby!" Chen Ou couldn't figure it out, and he limped when he stood up and walked.

As soon as I heard about the fetus, I hurriedly cleared up the relationship and said, "You took it yourself, it has nothing to do with me!" ”

There are too many causes and effects involved in the fetus, no matter what he takes away, I don't want to participate!

"You don't want revenge?" Chen Ou asked in a low voice.

I was about to close the window, but I hesitated. After seeing Zhao Zhijie and Liu Bao in the water, that picture has been lingering in my mind.

Seeing my hesitation, Chen Ou said bewilderingly: "You help me tonight, and I will help you take revenge when the time comes?" After Chen Ou finished speaking, the moonlight outside suddenly darkened.

I looked up and exclaimed, "Eclipse!" His face changed suddenly.