Chapter 61: Can a General Marry a Beautiful Wife?

After the words fell, he hurriedly ran into the hall, and whispered to the master who was sitting in front of the mirror with an expressionless face, tilting his head sideways, hanging his eyes, staring at the big bag on the back of his head and looking at the old man for a long time:

"What, Your Majesty, the general is hereβ€”"

β€œοΌοΌοΌ Feng Lang, that bastard! How dare he come?! ”

At this moment, His Majesty the Emperor, who exploded as soon as he heard the name Feng Lang, glared at Wang Xiaoer angrily and gritted his teeth.

"Let him! Can't you see what he's doing? Take a look, take a look! Take a good look! Look at that bag on the back of Lao Tzu's head! It's as big a fist! Even, it's been a morning, and it hasn't gone away? How does this make me see people?! ”

His words that he didn't control the sound brightly and subconsciously exploded and roared, he didn't let Wang Xiaoer put that sentence -

[Lord Xu also came-]

Speak up.

Outside the palace gate, Lord Xu, who heard His Majesty's roar clearly, was stunned, and his eyes widened in disbelief, and he suspected that there might be something wrong with his ears.

Otherwise, why did you hear that the general beat His Majesty?

And, it seems, there's a big bag in the back of the head?

Even, I'm afraid that because of this, His Majesty has been 'not awake' and has not seen him, right?

…… Lord Xu, who felt that he had accidentally known a little more, took a few steps back tremblingly, wanting to keep himself away from the palace of the general and His Majesty, as if he couldn't hear something he shouldn't have heard.

However, he was afraid that he was overthinking.

In the hall, His Majesty the Emperor, who was in a hurry, roared louder when Wang Xiaoer wanted to speak and stopped, as if he was shouting to someone outside.

"Do you see what he's doing?! Shoot me off last time! I almost didn't toss me to death! This time, you dare to pick out the bricks and sneak attack me?! Hit it so hard! Like someone who is a cousin? Is it like what a courtier should do?! ”

"Tell me, who else but I can pamper him so much? The eight lambs who were born in the middle of the year don't know how to be grateful, and they do all these things that have lost their conscience! It just doesn't make sense! Outrageous! ”

The more he talked, the more angry he became, the louder he became, which made Lord Xu outside the hall tremble, if he hadn't been holding on to the pillar on the side, I was afraid that he would have to sit on the ground!

And, Wang Xiaoer in the hall almost couldn't control his hands to cover his master's broken mouth!

Hurriedly interjected in the time when he was scolding angrily, and the following offense was interjected.

"Your Majesty! Lord Xu is also there! ”

…… Ga?

It's okay to lose face in front of Feng Lang's bastard, after all, he has no face at all in front of Feng Lang, so what's the shame?

Does that mean he's willing to lose face in front of others?

As for this eunuch in the open and in the dark, heh, they dare to go out and talk nonsense? I'm afraid I want to die!

Therefore, Wang Xiaoer's intimate reminder made His Majesty the Emperor stiffen and glared at him angrily.

"Why didn't you say it earlier!"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Your Majesty, you really didn't give Xiao this opportunity-"

Wang Xiaoer, who wanted to cry without tears, really felt that this master was difficult to serve, and even secretly collected some materials about the emperor's art, otherwise, he was afraid that his master's efforts would trap him!

So, well, please forgive the little ones for the big sins they have committed below, right?

"You!"

didn't expect that Wang Xiaoer would refute his Emperor Majesty, glared, raised his foot and kicked him hard, and said angrily:

"With whom is it not big or small?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ The minions are wrong! ”

Wang Xiaoer, who was watched by His Majesty the Emperor's fierce eyes, was very aware of the current affairs.

And, outside the hall, listening to the conversation between the master and servant on a daily basis, 'General Si' stretched out his hand and scratched his ears, sighed softly, and spoke slowly:

"Your Majesty, if you don't die, squeak, Lord Xu asks to see."

!!!!

These words of disobedience made everyone except 'General Si' himself in a cold sweat!

Wang Xiaoer and the other secret guards are okay, anyway, they are used to seeing it, His Majesty's various tricks to die, and the general's tricks to rectify His Majesty, but Lord Xu is the first time!

I sat down on the ground in fright, and I couldn't pounce no matter how much I pounced!

This made the little eunuch guarding on the side look at him with some sympathy, and even stepped forward very kindly to help him up and whispered:

"Ahem, that, Lord Xu, you have to be calm, listen more, see it, get used to it after experience, really, the little ones are all like this-"

!!!

However, these words did not comfort Lord Xu, but made him even more afraid.

Boom!

He wants to go home!

I really want to go home!

"You!"

In the hall, His Majesty the Emperor, who was severely stimulated by the words of 'General Si', rushed out in anger and pointed at his nose and scolded!

"Damn it! You're wishing I had died sooner, didn't you?! ”

"Yes."

'General Si' nodded calmly, and even made a serious mending knife.

"So, when are you going to die? I'm going to burn some good paper for you, and then, another person to support you as the emperor? ”

"I, you-"

His Majesty the Emperor, who was so angry by his straightforward and undisguised words that he almost lost his mind, threw a tiger at him, and even roared while smashing.

"Lao Tzu can't kill you? I can't crush you!? ”

…… For a while, everyone was stunned by his sudden operation.

I didn't expect that he, as His Majesty of a country, would do such a childish and brainless thing?

Not to mention everyone, even the 'General Si' was stunned by his operation, and was almost pounced on by him, but fortunately, he dodged at the last critical moment.

"Ahem, that, Lord Xu, you have to be calm, listen more, see it, get used to it after experience, really, the little ones are all like this-"

!!!

However, these words did not comfort Lord Xu, but made him even more afraid.

Boom!

He wants to go home!

I really want to go home!

"You!"

In the hall, His Majesty the Emperor, who was severely stimulated by the words of 'General Si', rushed out in anger and pointed at his nose and scolded!

"Damn it! You're wishing I had died sooner, didn't you?! ”

"Yes."

'General Si' nodded calmly, and even made a serious mending knife.

"So, when are you going to die? I'm going to burn some good paper for you, and then, another person to support you as the emperor? ”

"I, you-"

His Majesty the Emperor, who was so angry by his straightforward and undisguised words that he almost lost his mind, threw a tiger at him, and even roared while smashing.

"Lao Tzu can't kill you? I can't crush you!? ”

…… For a while, everyone was stunned by his sudden operation.

I didn't expect that he, as His Majesty of a country, would do such a childish and brainless thing?

Not to mention everyone, even the 'General Si' was stunned by his operation, and was almost pounced on by him, but fortunately, he dodged at the last critical moment.

Good night.

(End of chapter)