Chapter 242: Bear Child
"Actually......" Lang Qiao opened his mouth, and just wanted to say that he didn't want to, but Ji Shaoyi quickly intercepted the words: "I don't care!" I say you are willing, you are willing, do not accept refutation! β
As long as he interrupts the spell casting action fast enough, the straight female quotation will not be able to catch up with him!
Lang Qiao: "......"
What could she do? She could only silently send an invitation to Gu Congxin to form a team, and started a new game with left and right.
After a short matching time, the three of them entered the quality square.
Ji Shaoyi is still a spicy and blind fan, and the moment he entered the quality square, he trotted all the way to Lang Qiao, and compared a big love to Lang Qiao's macho man.
The earthy love words that are not the same also come as soon as they open their mouths: "Baby, do you know what to drill wood?" β
Lang Qiao has not been tricked by him once or twice, knowing that since he dares to ask like this, the correct answer must not be to make fire.
It's not a fire...... So what else could it be?
Lang Qiao stared at his image of a spicy and blind soft girl for a moment, and four words inexplicably appeared in his mind.
So she suddenly jumped out of a sentence: "Take your dog's life." β
Ji Shaoyi: "......" I'm sorry to interrupt me.
What could he do? He could only silently swallow back the sentence 'marry you' that came to his lips.
Gu Congxin laughed unkindly on the spot, and while laughing, he cued the passers-by they matched: "Goose Goose Goose No. 1, look, there is a fool in our team who can't even touch his wife!" β
Then she saw that No. 1's microphone really flashed, and then, a milky voice came from their team's voice: "What are you goose goose?" I don't know what's funny. β
Gu Congxin was shocked by this disgusting little milk voice, and subconsciously said, "We are ...... Matched with an elementary school student? β
After two seconds of eerily silence, Ji Shaoyi laughed back without hesitation: "Hahaha wife, look, this person is disgusted by elementary school students!" β
Before his wife could speak, she was cut off by primary school student No. 1: "Is it funny? You know all day long hahaha! β
Ji Shaoyi: "......"
He was also disgusted, and he cried out at once: "Wife, he dislikes me!" β
Lang Qiao's voice was even more indifferent than that of a primary school student: "Shut up, and kill you with another bang." β
Ji Shaoyi: "......".
In order to avoid being disliked by child No. 1, in the next few minutes, the three adults got on the plane quietly like chickens, jumped into the parachute without saying a word, and went into the room to search for things lightly.
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"Wow, I picked up a triple mirror!" After playing the game for so long, Gu Congxin still didn't get rid of the problem that she couldn't help but shout a few words when she picked up any good things, and asked Lang Qiao excitedly: "Do you want Lang Jun?" I'll send it to you! β
Before Lang Qiao could speak, he heard No. 1 snort coldly, and his milky voice was full of mockery: "What is there to show off in the triple mirror?" I've seen it four, six, eight! β
Lang Qiao: "......, then you're so good."
She frowned, and in the end, she didn't pay attention to this bear child who was interjecting nonsense, and only said to Gu Congxin: "You take it, I already have it." β
"Mmmmmmmmmm
Ji Shaoyi heard that the old Gu next door began to send a magnification mirror to show his goodness, so we can't lag behind as a legitimate boyfriend, and then said: "Wife, come on, I picked up your favorite gun~"
Lang Qiao was given goosebumps by his slightly raised little milk voice, and just wanted him to straighten his tongue and speak well, he saw that Gu Congxin had already run one step ahead of her, and did not hesitate to fight back in a louder voice: "Really? Let me be healthy~"
Before she could run in front of Ji Shaoyi, she heard a 'bang', and Ji Shaoyi, the dog, shot her in the head......
He pulled down the bolt of the gun and said with a cold face: "I'm talking to my wife, children are not allowed to interject!" β
Gu Congxin: "......" You're a child!
She cried out as soon as she 'Wang', and while crawling in the direction of Lang Qiao, she also complained: "Bang Lang Jun, you Kang Kang~"
Lang Qiao: "......" Is this what it feels like to watch the beauties of your harem compete for favor?
It's annoying.
She was just about to open her mouth to stop this kind of primary school chicken-style competition for favor, when she heard the real primary school chicken speak, and her soft and glutinous voice was full of disdain: "Why do you guys talk like this?" I hate it when you girls deliberately pretend to be cute. β
Lang Qiao: "......" god pretending to be fucking cute.
Do her wife and best friend still pretend? They're already cute!
Lang Qiao took a deep breath, and was just about to open his mouth to refute, when he heard Ji Shaoyi snort coldly, and began his tea-in-tea performance: "Why do you talk like this, a little kid?" I hate it when you bear kids deliberately interject others. β
Number One was visibly choked by him, "I ......"
"I haven't even heard of Kangkang, is your family connected to Zhou Zhennan's network?" Before he could refute, Ji Shaoyi had already started a new round of output: "The network of this brand is not very good, I suggest that you talk to your parents after you finish this game, and let them change to another brand, such as Ding Yuxi's network is good." β
No. 1 was stunned by him: "What Zhou Zhennan Ding Yuxi?" Our house is connected to wifi! β
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As the childhood shadow of the bear children in the entire community, Ji Shaoyi and the bear children have too much experience in the line.
As soon as he heard that the bear child's voice was so anxious that he raised a few degrees, he was so angry that he said, "Huh? What did you say? Your network is so bad I can't hear clearly. β
"Our house is connected to Wifi!" Number One repeated it out loud again.
Ji Shaoyi: "What? Your family can't afford to pay for the internet? β
"I said our house is connected to Wifi!" Number One gradually became irritable.
"Still can't hear clearly." While Ji Shaoyi bullied the bear child, he didn't forget to interact with Lang Qiao and them: "Can you hear him?" β
Gu Congxin: "Huh? Is Number One actually talking? β
Lang Qiao: "I didn't hear you. β
The No. 1 that was miserably overlooked: "......"
He snorted angrily, and muttered while searching the room: "Adults like you who are rookies and like to pretend to be cute are the most annoying, I have eaten chicken more than 20 times by myself!" β
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a 'biu' sound, and he was sniped by someone on the hillside in the distance, and it was the kind of headshot.
didn't wait for Ji Shao to go over to help, No. 1's ID was completely darkened, and he was still unconvinced: "A group of rookies can't take me!" β