[Gu instigated: People with long hands and long legs are the most annoying! ] 】

Ye Yu, who was on the other side of the network cable, glanced at his long hands and long legs, and sent three question marks with a weak face.

[Ye Yu is not an amateur: ??? 】

Gu Congxin also complained about the news, and suddenly realized that her boss was also a boy, maybe he was born with long hands and legs, handsome and square.

Out of curiosity, she couldn't help but ask more.

[Gu instigated: Do you have long legs? 】

Although Ji Shaoyi is very annoying to bully her with her long hands and long legs, she still likes long-legged Oba!

But Ye Yu, who was on the other side of the network cable, couldn't figure out her mind at all, first said that he hated people with long hands and long legs, and then asked him if his legs were long, how could he answer?

He didn't want to be hated by her inexplicably, and he didn't want to give her the first impression of short legs, so he could only be vague.

[Ye Yu is not an amateur: it should be long......]

Gu Congxin: "......" I don't know why, I always feel that the word 'bar' at the end of the big guy is full of emptiness.

[Gu instigated: How long? 】

Ye Yu: "??? "I know she doesn't mean it that way, but it doesn't last long......

I always feel that my masculine dignity is being questioned.

So he snorted coldly and came to the sentence.

[Ye Yu is not an amateur: You try it after meeting? ] 】

Gu Congxin: "??? "Are you prosthetic? Can you take it off for me to try?

After the slander was finished, she felt that the big guy's joke was a little wrong, and then contacted her above ......

With a sudden, the heat on Gu Congxin's face spread all the way from his neck to the root of his ears, causing Lang Qiao, who was sitting next to him to pet the cat, to glance at her suspiciously and said, "What's wrong with your face?" ”

After knowing each other for so many years, she has only seen Gu Old Driver and Congxin use the art of language to make others blush, and she has never seen others make Gu Congxin's cheeks red, so she didn't dare to think about it at all.

"No, it's fine." Gu Congxin moved to the corner of the sofa again, "Maybe it's too hot." ”

Some people look calm on the surface, but their hearts are already surging, and the barrage in their minds is brushing with a sentence: I suspect that the big guy is driving, but I dare not find out!

Everyone wants to show their best self in front of the people they like, and Gu Congxin is the same.

At present, she just wants to be a gentle, well-behaved, empathetic, innocent, pure and flawless little fairy in front of the big guy, and omit countless disgusting adjectives below.

I don't want to be an old driver who compares the speed with the big guy!

Before she could innocently pretend to be stupid, Ye Yu had already taken the initiative to expose the embarrassing topic.

[Ye Yu is not an amateur: just kidding. 】

Before Gu Congxin could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw him add another sentence secretly.

[Ye Yu is not an amateur: I haven't measured how long it is, but it's true that it's enough for you to play for a year. 】

"Ahem, cough, cough......" Gu Congxin choked on her own saliva, she waved her hand to signal Lang Qiao to hand her water, and at the same time frantically brainwashed herself: he said the legs, he said the legs, he said the legs......

Don't think crookedly, don't think crookedly, don't think crooked......

After pouring several mouthfuls of water, Gu Congxin finally smoothed down that breath, and hurriedly ended the conversation with 'I'm going to cook, big guy bye'. Old Friends Book House

Otherwise, she was afraid that if she didn't hold back, she would tear off her pure coat and have a drag racing trip with the big guy.

If she loses, it's fine, if she wins, won't the big guy lose face?

She's not cowardly, she's obviously taking care of the big guy's manly dignity!

After finding a perfect excuse for himself, Gu Congxin decisively put down his phone and went into the kitchen to stir-fry.

With the help of me and Gatlin, Gu Congxin quickly made four dishes and one soup.

This group of people had already chatted hotly in the crowd as early as the holiday, and it was not embarrassing to meet, but like old friends who had known each other for many years, huddled together and making noise, like a nest of little sparrows competing for food.

Gatlin was not active in choosing vegetables, but he was not worthy of his weight at all when eating, and even in the face of Gu Congxin's questioning, he looked confident: "Although I didn't choose a few dishes, I waited for me to choose more!" What's waiting for mine is mine, what's mine is still mine, I eat the dishes I choose, is there a problem? ”

Gu Congxin suddenly had a 'knocked' expression again, and his aunt smiled with a smile on his face: "There is no problem at all, it's just that while you enjoy the common property of your husband, you must also remember to fulfill your husband's obligations~"

Wait for me: "......" Who am I? Where am I? Why did she turn on the loving mode again in the middle of her meal?

Blinded by this 'holy light of mother's love', I just wanted to turn my head and ask Lang Qiao what was wrong with her best friend, but the back of my hand was knocked with chopsticks.

Ji Shao put on a straight face and said fiercely: "You are not allowed to talk to each other during meals." ”

Like a disciplined schoolboy.

Don't ask, asking is that my wife is unhappy when she is forcibly hugged.

Wait for me: "......" Who am I? Where am I? Is it too late for me to apply for a transfer? My teammates are so weird!

Before he could figure out what was strange about his teammates, the doorbell rang.

I subconsciously got up and opened the door, and I saw ......

At the door stood a middle-aged man in a navy blue robe, his frenzied medium-long hair coquettishly curled into wavy curls, draped over his shoulders like seaweed, and a burlap bag on his shoulder, bulging with no idea what it contained.

Without waiting for me to speak, he took the lead in shaking the fortune-telling banner in his hand and said, "Excuse me, is this the base of the all-out villain team?" ”

When I looked at the words 'Ask Divination and Fortune Telling' printed on the fortune-telling flag, I subconsciously said, "Master, we don't count hexagrams." ”

In the next second, he saw that the master quickly turned over the fortune-telling banner in his hand, which read: Professional Film.

Wait for me: "??? "In these years, are you so versatile even for fortune tellers?

Although he was a little surprised, he still said softly: "I don't apply film either." ”

"What about appliance repairs?"

Wait for me to shake my head.

"Funeral dowry?"

Wait for me to continue shaking my head.

"Don't even have scrap to sell?"

When I nodded, and was about to say politely and gracefully, 'Please come back,' I heard him say in a very unusual way: "It's okay, I'm not here to do business anyway." ”

After successfully dizzying me, the master who was full of unobtrusive words all over his body stroked his hair, and he was scared to death: "Hello, my name is Shi Bai, I am the future manager of your team, and I am also the father of your coach Cheng." ”

Looking at his 'natural bohemian and freedom-loving' appearance, I fell into deep thought again: Who am I? Where am I? Why are the members of our team getting weirder and stranger?

For a moment, he felt that the name of their team should not be called a gathering place for all the evildoers, but should be changed to: Demons and monsters leave quickly......