There was a knock on the door. Judging by experience, I know that this can never be Aunt Liu. Although Aunt Liu lives in a courtyard on weekdays, she never steps over the flowers and plants planted by my father, as if an invisible barbed wire fence was pulled in the courtyard, and she shouted that she was standing in the net that belonged to her own home, not to mention that she would take the initiative to knock on the door. I thought it could only be the hateful Sun Yiqing, so I closed my eyes and ignored it. Then the knocking sound on the door turned into a bang, which was so disturbing that I covered my head with the covers. After a while, the noisy knock on the door was finally stopped. Just as I was about to fall asleep, the quilt was suddenly lifted, and a big face approached and shouted, "Wednesday water, get up!" ”

I really didn't expect that Yiqing, the tiger girl, would climb through the window and lift my bed. At this time, I was wearing only a pair of small pants, although it was not a big deal at this age, but she couldn't help but blush when she stared at me like this. I hurriedly pulled the quilt over my body, and said lazily in the tone of the drunken man, "I'm going to die!" I rushed to reincarnate early in the morning, and the Lord of Hades was busy looking for before he went to work. ”

Yiqing retreated to the door of the room, stood behind the curtain made of plastic candy paper, and learned to scold Qin with her hands on her waist and scolded: "You are a dead ghost, you can sleep in the coffin for three years early." ”

Qin, a shrew who lives on the north side of the old street, and Li, a drunken man, run a grocery store. Men lie on street loungers holding a wine bottle all day long, and women often talk to people when they sell things, hence their names. Yesterday, Aunt Liu pulled me and Yiqing back from the vegetable market with a basket on her back, and saw a group of people gathered at the door of the grocery store, and there were constant scolding voices from inside. Out of curiosity, Yiqing and I squeezed into the crowd, good guys, the whole scene was 'Wu Song fighting the tiger'. I saw that the drunken man Li who was caught with a few blood marks on his face rode on the shrew Qin and swung a few punches, but the shrew Qin broke free and jumped up and chased after the street, the two of them scolded while running, and the sound disappeared at the end of the old street. Although Yiqing and I didn't understand the meaning of those words, we found it interesting, so we secretly wrote it down in our hearts, and we will use it to learn and sell it today.

Yiqing and I said a few more words, got up and put on our clothes and went out with her. At this time, the sun had already sprinkled all over the courtyard, and it was so bright that people's eyes could not be opened. Standing on the stone steps and rubbing his eyes, Dad's flowers and plants were the first to hit with a faint fragrance. When eyesight is restored, a flock of white doves skim across the clear blue sky, leaving behind a string of loud whistles.

Aunt Liu had already started to tie up a mop on the stone ridge that belonged to her house, and all kinds of scattered rags were piled up around her, surrounding her in the middle. Probably because of the long-term farm work in her hometown, Aunt Liu has thick arms and big hands, and she is as light as doing needlework when she ties up a mop. After the nylon rope is tied, Aunt Liu has to fix two lines with wires, and at the end, she also steps on the mop with both feet and drags it hard to confirm that it is strong, and a mop is completed.

Seeing that Aunt Liu was very serious and didn't notice our appearance at all, Yiqing and I called her in unison.

Hearing the voice, Aunt Liu raised her head, and her Danfeng eyes, which were not big, narrowed into two lines.

After getting closer, Aunt Liu went back to the house and moved two small benches. We sat down on the periphery of the pile of rags, intending to help Aunt Liu cut the rags. The clothes and sheets collected from the recycling bins always emitted a lingering stench, but we have long since accepted the smell.

Aunt Liu has been taking Yiqing and me for almost two years, and we didn't like her at first. I only think that this dark-skinned woman is silent and boring, and she always has a bad smell on her body that can't be washed. Helplessly, the adults locked the TV in the TV cabinet during the day, and we couldn't get out of the courtyard door, only to get the eyes of the small ones in the courtyard. It's really boring, so Yiqing and I tried to make trouble for Aunt Liu to relieve my boredom. We covered the floor with cut rags and kicked the half-woven bamboo baskets apart. Aunt Liu was not angry, she only silently cleaned up the results of our destruction, and there was no excessive expression on her face. For Aunt Liu, we always carry the strangeness of the city people to the country people. It was Aunt Liu who broke this deadlock first. At a distance of five meters from the yard, Aunt Liu didn't care whether we were listening or not, and told us the stories that have been passed down from generation to generation. Although she can't read a few words, the good stories in her belly seem to be inexhaustible. Aunt Liu is like a storyteller in the folk land, and she speaks vividly. Talking about Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law, Aunt Liu is the Bajie inside, turning back in three steps, which makes us laugh. Speaking of Hou Yi shooting the sun, Aunt Liu is the hero who saved the people from fire and water, and she drew a bow to the sun, which amazed us. Unconsciously, the distance between us and Aunt Liu is shortening day by day. In fact, the prejudice in the child's heart is just a dirt slope, as long as someone guides the steps, it is easy to climb over. We like to listen to Aunt Liu's stories, and gradually, we like her as a person.

Yiqing reached out to Aunt Liu for a pair of scissors, and I also reached out for one. Aunt Liu gently slapped the palm of my hand and said, "The baby is very stirred, my sister has enough scissors, and the baby helps my sister pull the cloth." ”

I pursed my lips and said in Aunt Liu's accent, "Hmph! Aunt Liu is very eccentric. ”

The local accent is difficult to change, Aunt Liu always speaks with a strong local accent, and over time, I have also learned a lot of their local dialects, and I can easily switch freely. Perhaps it was the language barrier that made Aunt Liu refuse to talk to her neighbors, and only when she was alone with our two children did she talk a little more.

Yiqing handed me the scissors and said, "If you want, I'll give it to you." Then he picked up a torn sheet from the ground that had not been cut and walked to the middle of the courtyard.

In the warm sunshine, Yiqing danced with a light and agile attitude, and the simple props in her hands became the fairy's xia belt. I, who have no talent for dancing, can't help but feel beautiful when I see this posture. Aunt Liu put down the half-tied mop in her hand and clapped her hands and applauded: "My sister is the same as your grandma, and she is very good." ”

Of course, my godmother, Aunt Dong, is a professional dancer, and it is naturally not a problem for her daughter to dance. can think of Yiqing's appearance when she seizes the opportunity to show off, and she is instantly displeased. I got up and pretended to be careless and walked over to Yiqing, raised my hand and snatched the strip of cloth from her hand, and slipped away. Yiqing still turned around stupidly twice in the same place, and when she reacted, she pulled out her legs and started chasing, scolding while chasing her mouth: "If you are hit by a thousand knives, don't run!" ”

I'm as nimble as a monkey, and I'll be able to catch up with me wherever I am. I responded, "Lady Han, come and bite my ass!" ”

ran around the front and back yards a few times, and Yiqing, who was usually squeamish, panted and roared with her hands on her knees: "It's a man, just stand there and don't move." ”

During our chase, Aunt Liu was worried that we would fall during the run and kept shouting: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, beware of knocking." ”

Seeing that we were standing still, Aunt Liu quickly got up and came over to catch me, and Yiqing rushed over to settle accounts with me. Afraid that we would quarrel again like we usually do, Aunt Liu blocked Yiqing with her body and took the broken sheets in my hand to Yiqing. Yiqing took the torn sheet and wrapped it around her waist, but she still didn't want to come and scratch me. Aunt Liu wiped her hands on her trouser leg and gently stroked Yiqing's head and comforted: "My sister is the most well-behaved, don't worry about being like a baby, okay?" ”

I stuck out my tongue at Yiqing. Aunt Liu squatted down and gently pinched my little face and asked, "Who taught you to say those foul words?" ”

I felt that Aunt Liu was biased, and she also stuck out her tongue and replied: "This is how the aunt who often pinched her waist in the grocery store and the uncle who held the wine bottle talked. ”

Aunt Liu took me and Yiqing into her arms with her thick arms, and said seriously and seriously: "You two babies don't want to learn from those two people." If I say these things again, I won't tell you stories in the future. ”

Hearing that Aunt Liu said that she would not tell us stories in the future, Yiqing and I hurriedly solemnly raised our little fists and promised not to learn tongues in the future. Then they chirped like two little sparrows and asked Aunt Liu to tell us stories. After receiving our assurance, Aunt Liu smiled and said, "Okay, I'll tell you a story about Xiong's mother-in-law today." ”

Yiqing tugged at the corner of Aunt Liu's clothes and asked, "What is the Xiong family's mother-in-law?" ”

Aunt Liu explained: "My mother-in-law is what you call my grandmother in your place, and my mother-in-law Xiong is my grandmother." ”

Children are most interested in bizarre stories, Yiqing and I sat on the small bench with our chins in our hands, and our little eyes were shining and looked up at Aunt Liu slightly.

Aunt Liu spoke in a strong local accent.

Many years ago, in a village in the mountains, there lived three mothers, grandmothers and two little girl dolls on the east side of the village. When my grandmother went to work in the fields, the old mother-in-law who lived in the village came to take care of the two little granddaughters.

One day, when Grandma was going to the town to dump goods, she told the two dolls, "Grandma is going to come back later, and your two sisters bolted the door tightly, and they were playing in the house, and someone shouted to remember not to open the door." ”

After Grandma finished speaking, she picked up the mountain goods and went to the town. After Grandma left, my sister bolted the door tightly and led my sister in the house.

The two sisters forgot the time while playing, and it slowly got dark. When my sister heard a knock on the door, she asked, "Which one?" ”

The voice outside the door replied: "The two babies hurry up and open the door, and the mother-in-law is coming." ”

When my sister heard that her mother-in-law was coming, she pulled out the latch of the door and took her into the house.

At this time, it was completely dark, the house was dark and hemp, my sister wanted to light the lamp, and my mother-in-law hurriedly stopped me and said: "Don't light it, my mother-in-law will not see the light." ”

My sister brought a bench to my mother-in-law, but my mother-in-law stopped me and said, "If you don't sit on the bench, your mother-in-law has sores on the board." ”

My sister stretched out her hand to help her mother-in-law, her hand touched the furry hair on her body, and she was startled and asked, "Mother-in-law, why are you all hairy on your back?" ”

The mother-in-law said, "Gua baby! My mother-in-law turned up her leather coat and put it on. ”

When my sister heard her mother-in-law speak recklessly, she asked, "Mother-in-law, why is your voice not like the sky?" ”

My mother-in-law coughed twice and said, "That's it, it rained a little yesterday, so it was cold." Ask this and that, and you'll talk a lot. Hurry up and go to bed, your grandma won't be back tomorrow. ”

When I went to bed, my sister clamored to sleep with my mother-in-law, and my sister slept under her feet. I slept until midnight and a crackling sound woke my sister up. My sister pricked up her ears and listened, it turned out that it was my mother-in-law eating, so she asked, "Mother-in-law, what are you eating?" ”

My mother-in-law replied, "It's nothing, it's your father-in-law who gave me a few sand beans." ”

My sister turned over and said, "Give me something to eat." ”

My mother-in-law said, "No." ”

My sister said, "If you don't believe me, I'm going to get up and pull your bag." ”

The mother-in-law hurriedly said, "When I go to sleep, I'm worried about catching a cold." Here's another one, take it and eat it. My sister took it and touched it, it was slimy, where was the sand bean, it was the tip of a little finger. Then, the mother-in-law gnawed on her sister's foot like a turnip.

Hearing this, Yiqing was so frightened that she suddenly screamed, which shocked me and I couldn't help but tremble. Aunt Liu saw that Yiqing was frightened, so she hurriedly got up and patted her on the back and comforted: "Sister, it's okay, it's okay." Don't talk about it, don't talk about it. ”

This can work, half of the story is stuck in the most terrifying place, and I, who is already rich in imagination, must have been repeating the picture of Xiong's mother-in-law eating children all day long. So I begged Aunt Liu to continue to finish the story. Although Yiqing's body was still trembling, she couldn't resist the curiosity in her heart, and whispered, "Aunt Liu, you better finish the story!" I wonder what happened to my sister. ”

Aunt Liu looked at Yiqing to see that she was not sifting chaff as before, and then continued to preach.

My sister now understood, it turned out that this mother-in-law was not her mother-in-law, although she was afraid, but she thought in her heart, if she didn't escape quickly, she was afraid that she would be eaten. My sister's heart turned, and she came up with a way, pretending to be urgent, and called out, "Mother-in-law, I want to pee." ”

At this time, Xiong's mother-in-law was also full of food, thinking that her sister would taste better if she cleaned the urine, so she said, "Dig by the bedside." ”

My sister said, "It stinks in the house, so I'll go to the pigsty." ”

Xiong's mother-in-law was afraid that her sister would run away, so she said, "Don't worry, you go and get a rope, tie one end to your waist, and catch the other end, so that you don't fall into the pit." ”

My sister walked into the pigsty with a rope, and after walking for a while, Xiong's mother-in-law pulled the rope to make sure that my sister did not run away. When the sister arrived at the pigsty, she quickly untied the rope and put it on the sow, and ran into the stockade. Xiong's mother-in-law snorted when she pulled the rope, and Xiong's mother-in-law thought that her sister was still in the pigsty thatched house, so she fell asleep with a full stomach.

My sister rushed to her mother-in-law's house in the village, and her father-in-law told her sister that her mother-in-law had gone out earlier. My sister explained to my father-in-law what had happened, and my father-in-law hurriedly called the young people in the village to pick up torches and hoes and rush out of the village.

Pushing open the door, the father-in-law took a torch to shine, and a black bear with a round belly fell asleep on the bed, and the black bear was wearing the clothes of his mother-in-law. The father-in-law knew that most of the mother-in-law was afraid that the black bear essence was eaten, so he picked up the hoe and smashed it on the black bear's head. The black bear spirit was too full, and although it was screaming in pain, its body couldn't move. After a long time, the black bear in the mountain was finally stoned to death.

Well, that's the end of the story.

It is always easy for children to listen to stories, and in order to help us play, Aunt Liu always has to add such a sentence at the end of each story.

After listening to the story, Yiqing said regretfully: "My sister is so pitiful! ”

Aunt Liu sighed and said, "Alas! So you two babies must worry about the bad guys when you're outside. ”

I'm not old enough to tell right from wrong, so I don't know what it means to be a bad person. So I asked very bluntly: "Aunt Liu, what does the bad guy look like?" ”

Aunt Liu was stumped by my question, thought for a while, and said, "It's just like the Xiong family's mother-in-law." ”

I just wanted to continue to ask Aunt Liu what the mother-in-law of the Xiong family looks like. Yiqing smiled evilly and said, "Bad people are like this." ”

Yiqing, a dead girl, didn't go to the house for three days. I pretended to be a big bear on TV and stood up and fluttered at Yiqing and said, "Mother-in-law Xiong is here!" Xiong's mother-in-law is going to eat people! ”

Yiqing hurriedly hid behind Aunt Liu, and looked terrified, as if I was really a cannibalistic bear mother-in-law. I approached slowly step by step, and Aunt Liu didn't mean to protect Yiqing, but moved away from the position and let Yiqing face me directly. In a hurry, Yiqing made a series of movements in the air with both hands and recited the lines: "Sailor Moon of love and justice, Shui Bingyue." I will represent the moon and destroy you. ”

Recently, Yiqing has become obsessed with "Sailor Moon". Because when I play the Saint Seiya, I will pull Yiqing to play Athena, and I will also cooperate with her in the role of the play, sometimes I am the ground guard, sometimes the Four Heavenly Kings of Darkness. After the beautiful girl transformed, she fired several skills at me in a row, and I habitually cooperated with the performance, covering my chest and falling to the ground in pain. Then I realized that no, I am now the mother-in-law of the Xiong family, and the death of the bear should not be in the shape of a big letter, and I am facing the sky with my hands and feet.

In this way, after a 'fierce' battle, the moon hare eliminated the Xiong family's mother-in-law.