Chapter 256: Have You Ever Peed Your Pants?
This is a restaurant, and the people who come here are all here to stir-fry and drink, and it is really surprising that a guest like Hanami who does not drink or stir-fry is a guest.
Fortunately, she was completely dressed as a beggar, otherwise, she would have really attracted the attention of others because she was so different.
Her cheeks were old dust, and now her face had completely lost its lustre, and now she had found a seat at the door, and sat down.
The guy in the shop had already gone to fetch the boiling water she wanted, and now she just sat down in the seat that suited her, and then said nothing, if she really wanted to say anything, it would have been raining outside for almost the day.
Yes, the drizzle began to rain early in the morning, and it was noon, and the rain was still dripping.
The light rain was falling, and Hanami couldn't help but raise her head slightly, and she saw the dark clouds on the horizon.
Yes, within the confines of this Yuzhou City, the mountains on the horizon have been inserted into the dark clouds like a mountain, making the horizon look weird.
At this time, Hua Jian couldn't help but be stunned in her heart, and thought: It's noon now, but the female disciple who went into the city to buy baked cakes, how is she now?
She has always been hiding this matter in her heart, but what about this one thing? So far, there really isn't the slightest eyebrow.
Seeing the dark clouds on the horizon slowly spreading towards the city of Yuzhou, the children in the restaurant dragged the dinner plate, and it was a white water cup and a small kettle on the plate.
"Girl, here comes the boiled water you wanted."
Yes, the people who open the door to do business are people who have a great love for money, and even though Hua Jian is dressed as a beggar now, because she gave the boss a large amount of silver, the guys in the restaurant are also respectful to her.
As the so-called customer first, everyone who can afford to pay into the inn should be treated with the same respect, so the guy in the store put the kettle and water cup on the table on the plate, and said: "You use it slowly, what do you need, you are calling." ”
Hua was ashamed, I really didn't expect that there was such an inn in the west of the city, although the scale is not large, but the service and environment here are still quite comfortable, she nodded lightly, and then didn't say a word, and poured a glass of boiling water by herself.
The rain was ticking from the eaves and falling on the steps outside, and Hanami sat leisurely.
She was originally a quiet woman, and she didn't like too much disturbance on the rivers and lakes.
It rained in winter, and there was light rain on one side, mixed with a little wind, but when it rained today, there was no wind mixed with it.
The drizzling rain seemed to fall vertically to the ground after shedding the dark clouds, creating a moving symphony.
Among the cities of Yuzhou, the four cities in the southeast and west are the most desolate in this western city, almost all of them are bungalows, there are no high-rise buildings, even this restaurant, and he does not have a second floor.
Although the world is big, whether it is a prosperous place or a sparsely populated place, no matter which place it is, there will be no shortage of people.
There is only one restaurant in Xicheng, plus the days of heavy snow and early sunshine in the past few days, and it is raining again today, so today is not a good day to travel, so the restaurant in the place where the people used to be full of people also seems to be extremely depressed.
- There aren't too many people.
Hua Jiansha had already noticed that all the people sitting in this inn were not ordinary people, they were all people in the rivers and lakes.
Seeing that she was a beggar and took out a large sum of silver from his bosom, the eyes of these people were shining.
They are all characters in the rivers and lakes, what they care about is not the silver that Hua Jiansha took out, what they care about is this beggar, so sloppy, how can there be so much silver in his pocket?
Could it be stolen?
Did he meet a pure man while begging, and which one of them gave him alms?
Yes, anything is possible, they looked at the beggar with a slanted slant in their eyes, and then they enjoyed the wine and food quietly.
Just after everyone lost interest in Hua Jianshy, at this time, a man dressed in extreme rivers and lakes came in from outside, but Hanami was ashamed and recognized this person at a glance.
"How is he?"
This person is none other than Zhao Liang, the young helmsman of the Tangmen Liaocheng rudder.
His clothes were already soaked in the rain.
Maybe it was because he was in a bad mood, so he walked relatively fast, and after entering the restaurant, he still found a random place to sit down without waiting for the guys in the building to take care of him and sit down.
The guy in the building saw that a customer was already sitting down in the store, so the guy shouted at the top of his voice and said, "Hero, are you here to shelter from the rain, or are you here to drink?" ”
Zhao Liang was stunned for a moment, and said: "I, Zhao Liang, have always been drinking when I come to the restaurant, besides, you have so many empty seats here, what's wrong with me sheltering from the rain, do you still want to stick me out?" ”
He said a lot, and even his voice changed tone, which was really upset.
Yes, even if it is an ordinary person who is humiliated, this person will be unhappy, not to mention that he is still a figure with a head and a face in the rivers and lakes.
These business people have always been very perceptive people, seeing that Zhao Liang's words were like a flash flood, they were screaming, and the guys in this building also noticed that this was a person in the rivers and lakes, and not only that, but also a master who was not easy to talk to, so the guy said: "You can drink from the rain, I will serve you drinks and food to ensure that you eat and drink well." ”
When Zhao Liang heard this, he said happily in his heart: "Okay, okay, go quickly." ”
The guy in the building had already left, and in a moment he actually reported him a jar of wine and served him four dishes, and he was really serving him like an uncle.
Also, a person who is somewhat famous in the rivers and lakes actually peed his pants in front of a big girl yesterday, if this spreads, wouldn't it be a big joke in the rivers and lakes?
The wine and food were already served, and before the guys in the building took care of him to eat and drink well, he actually picked up the wine jar and drank it, and it was like a fire in his throat before he stopped.
But when he stopped, half of the jar of wine was left.
Seeing him drinking so violently, the guests in this building looked at him in a daze, and they had a taste for saying it in their hearts, thinking that this person was drinking so much?
It was too late, it was very soon, and after half a jar of Chunyang spirits was down, his cheeks burned as red as a summer sunset.
For his way of drinking, the guy in the building was stunned, and said: "Hero, don't just drink and don't eat food, otherwise you will easily get drunk." ”
Zhao Liang heard the guy talking, his head was hot, as if he heard bees buzzing in his ears, and it was very annoying, and he immediately pressed the guy down on the table, and said, "Say, have you ever peed your pants?" ”
When the guy heard this, his face was dazed, and he didn't understand what he meant, and said, "Pee your pants?" ”
Zhao Liang sealed the man's collar with one hand, pointed at the guy with one hand, and pointed at the guy with the other, and said, "Yes, have you ever peed your pants?" ”
When the guy heard this, he reacted and said, "Yes, when I was young, I often peed my pants, and I was beaten by my mother I don't know how many times." ”
When Zhao Liang heard this, he laughed, looked crazy, and said: "Haha, you also pee your pants, you pee well, you pee well, you pee well, then do you know that I also pee my pants?" ”
When the guy heard this, he wondered if this hero was crazy, he didn't drink well when he entered the restaurant, and he was discussing with himself here whether to pee his pants or not, and after listening to Zhao Liang's words, he was at a loss again, and said, "You also pee your pants?" ”
Zhao Liang continued to laugh: "Yes, yes, just last night, I peed my pants, I peed my pants in front of a big girl, do you say it's funny?" ”
The guy was stunned, he didn't think it was funny, and hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay if the pants are dry, you continue to drink, I still have to serve the food." ”
Zhao Liang saw that the guy was struggling, so he let go.
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