Chapter 98: Be a Cow and a Horse
Frightened, Tian Luo immediately sat up straight and reported to Ji Shaoyi and Lang Qiao.
Ji Shao nodded a little: "I'll go to the room, Lang Jun will help me set up a gun, Tian Luo OB will look at what this critic is doing." ”
Lang Qiao replied, and immediately found a window sill with a wide field of vision and set up a gun.
Tian Luo also switched to Gu Congxin's perspective at the request, and then saw ......
The war and smoke on their side are everywhere, and they can stage a big drama of life and death in minutes.
Gu Congxin's side is calm and the scenery is pleasant, and those who don't know think she is in Hawaii now.
Looking at the Han Pi who was swimming happily on the sea, Tian Luo's face was instantly full of black lines: "What are you doing?" ”
"I'm trying to swim ashore!" Gu Congxin's tone was full of righteousness.
Tian Luo: "...... it, it's okay, just be happy."
After confirming that Gu Congxin was safe and sound, Tian Luo decisively switched back to Ji Shaoyi.
And then he saw ......
As soon as Ji Shaoyi entered the room, he suddenly burst into the old yin bi who stole his ass, licked his bag with tears in his eyes, and howled while licking it: "Luo Luo~ You died so miserably~ How can I live without you and Lang Jun~"
Tian Luo's nose was sore, and just as he was about to open his mouth to comfort him, he saw him jump out of the window, trot all the way to Lang Qiao, and threw the eight-fold mirror medical kit to her.
As if he was afraid of being heard, he deliberately lowered his voice and said, "Take it first, it's not enough for me to go to Tianluo's urn to pick it up." ”
Tian Luo: "??? "Lao Tzu has worked hard to save up his life's savings, is it for you to use to tease your sister?
So angry that he slapped the table angrily, eager to jump out of the urn and make this dog more abrupt!
This is not the end, the reason why Ji Shaoyi was so hated at the beginning was that his game style was too cheap.
After throwing the supplies to Lang Qiao, he plunged into Tian Luo's cool place again, touched a gun casually, and slammed into the air.
Seeing that Lang Qiao looked confused: "What are you fighting?" ”
"You don't understand that, do you?" Ji Shao hooked the corners of his lips and smiled extremely sinisterly: "If you don't need bullets, you can shoot them, if you can't drive them, if you can't drive them, you can find a small corner where no one can hide them, and leaving supplies to the enemy is the greatest cruelty to yourself." ”
As he spoke, he also picked up three extra smoke bombs, and one jumped downstairs and said, "Look at the master who gave you the whole doughnut of love, the advanced version of the love smoke bomb!" ”
Lang Qiao: "......" damn mentally retarded.
It's no wonder that when she played the single-row game in the Shangke E-sports Stadium, the whole game had to explode, the bullets couldn't be picked up, and all the cars she encountered along the way were blown up, and it turned out that they were all the masterpieces of this dog thing!
The more Lang Qiao thought about it, the more angry he became, and he raised his hand to give this dog a shuttle, so that he could see the sinister hearts of his subordinates!
She had already raised her gun, but she saw clouds of smoke disperse one after another, and according to the position he deliberately threw out, they finally gathered into a big ball of love.
And the man walked out of the ball of love, tilted his head at her and said, "Looks good, right?" ”
Lang Qiao: "......"
The roots of her ears turned shamefully red, and she couldn't get angry at once, so she could only nod her head and say, "It's okay." ”
Ji Shaoyi snorted unconvinced, "Why is it okay?" Obviously it's pretty good! ”
He had secretly tried it many times before he could come up with such a perfect result!
Lang Qiao: "Give you ninety-nine points, otherwise I'm afraid you will be proud." ”
"That's pretty much it." Ji Shaoyi snorted arrogantly, and then went to ho other materials with a satisfied face.
Tian Luo, who silently watched the whole process: "......", why should I watch this when I just fell out of love! Can you still be a person?
When a dog dies, no couple is innocent!
After being forced into a mouthful of dog food, he turned the table angrily and switched back to Gu Congxin's perspective.
And then he saw ...... Gu Congxin was still on his way to swim.
Tian Luo looked anxious for her: "Can you still be good at meowing?" You'll be there when the poison comes over! ”
"Do you think I want to stay in this place of the hell?" Gu Congxin floated aimlessly on the sea, looking more sad than dead: "There are cliffs around here, I can't go up at all!" ”
She tried to climb several times, but not only did she not go up, but she also fell a lot of blood.
What can Tian Luo say, Tian Luo is speechless.
He stared at Gu Congxin's picture for a while and yawned unconsciously, in order to prevent himself from falling asleep on the field, he decisively switched back to Ji Shaoyi's perspective, planning to eat dog food to sober up.
And Ji Shaoyi really didn't disappoint him, after almost scrapping the cars in P City, he and Lang Qiao drove a motorcycle and were driving on a country road.
The picture was once so beautiful that adding a pink filter was a youth idol drama, until Ji Shaoyi, a soft girl, was unwilling to be lonely, and sat in the back seat of Lang Qiao's car and sang sweet songs.
Ji Shaoyi: "I want to take you to the Internet café to steal headphones~ and then steal the keyboard and host together~ Actually, I like the monitor very much~ and the router at the front desk......"
As soon as this song came out, even the eyes of the staff were full of vigilance when they looked at them.
Even Gu Congxin, who had been deceiving the corpse for a long time, couldn't listen to it anymore, and said with disgust: "With all due respect, other little brothers with good voices sing and call them subwoofers, you like this...... Presumably a woofer. ”
It's nice to listen to, but it always makes people feel like something is missing in their brains.
And Lang Qiao was so shocked by his woofer that his hands shook that he directly overturned the car, and the two rolled down the hillside, and Ji Shaoyi fell to the ground on the spot.
Looking at this extremely familiar scene, Tian Luo laughed unkindly.
Gu Congxin even said contrivedly: "It's so romantic, who said that e-sports don't have love?" ”
Even Lang Qiao didn't hold back for a while, and laughed several times.
"Is my song not sweet enough or the sound not good enough? Why are you targeting me so much? While Ji Shaoyi desperately crawled towards Lang Qiao, he also shed tears of non-chieftains.
He can see that no matter if he sits in the front or back seat, as long as there is a car accident, he will always be unlucky.
While Lang Qiao pressed the rescue button, he also unceremoniously served as the last straw that crushed the camel: "Because you are not." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "......", why do you have to say it? Don't I want to lose face?
Even if he is bombed by the bombing area and falls to his death, he will never give up the drama career he loves.
After being helped up, before the medicine was applied, he muttered to Lang Qiao: "Huh, from now on, you are my life-saving benefactor, and there is no way to repay the great kindness, only to ...... with your body."
Before his word 'Xu' could be spoken, he was ruthlessly interrupted by Lang Qiao: "No need, you can be a cow and a horse." ”