As if he was afraid that passers-by wouldn't be able to hear it, Jiang Xiaosui ran and broadcast around like a loudspeaker: "Hey, hey, can anyone nearby hear it?" Can you hear ME? I was tailgated by a perverted cute girl......"

I didn't know, I thought it was the urban management brigade that went to the countryside.

When he yelled for the third time, Ji Shaoyi finally couldn't help it, and clicked on all the microphones and said: "Get out of your mother's cute sister." ”

A male voice that caught him off guard completely broke Jiang Xiaosui's mentality, he cursed 'lying calcium oxide', and screamed even more vigorously: "Mom, he's still a man?" Woo woo woo the first time I was chased in my life was chased and killed, even if I was chased by a man? Woo woo woo I don't play anymore! ”

He turned his head angrily, and said in the direction of the staircase: "Qi Shen, have you finished eating?" Qi God, come and save me! Qi Shen, your wife is going to be killed! ”

Of course, Qi Shen's wife = game account.

Shi Qi had already walked to the staircase, but when he heard this, he stopped and silently retreated to the first floor.

His name is Qi Shen, and the one who was killed is also Qi Shen's wife, what does it have to do with Qi when he is here?

The rotten girls in the live broadcast room are completely crazy.

[Ahhhh Do you know what you're talking about? Knock to knock, Cp is real at any time! 】

[Qi Shen's wife = game account (×)

Qi Shen's wife = Jiang Xiaosui (✓)]

[Hahahaha, my poor entourage, was taken away by a women's clothing boss for the first time (bu shi)]

[It's useless to call Qi Shen, you have to call your husband~ [Dog Head]]

[What's the difference between calling your husband if you can't beat it and suing the teacher at every turn! ] 】

After calling for help many times to no avail, Jiang Xiaosui completely shut himself up: "Brother, can I ask why you are chasing me?" ”

"Want to know?" Ji Shaoyi sneered, and said endlessly: "Go and ask your husband." ”

Jiang Xiaosui only knew that there were many young ladies who loved to watch the two of them, but he didn't expect that there were still male Cp fans, and he was so shocked on the spot that he couldn't say anything: "You, you, you, are you still Cp fans of me and Qi Shen?" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "Then what's not? ”

Although he just waited for the crash to casually glance at the barrage, he felt in his heart that it was good to be cp at any time.

Q: What is the most effective way to eliminate a rival?

Answer: Find a boyfriend for your rival.

In this way, even if the two of them fail to make it to the end, judging from Shi Qi's sexual orientation, it is impossible to beat Lang Qiao's idea again, right?

It's a set and forget!

The more Ji Shaoyi thought about it, the more exciting he felt, and he couldn't wait to turn into a fan of CP at any time on the spot, press their heads, produce grain, and move to the Civil Affairs Bureau for them!

At any time, CP locked the master, and let Tian Luo swallow the key!

As soon as he heard that he was a CP fan, Jiang Xiaosui wanted to cry even more without tears: "Then what are you chasing me for?" ”

"You're too slow to produce food, and you're not very good at sugar." Ji Shaoyi let out a long sigh, and the joke came as soon as he said it, and he looked like an old father: "Cub, Dad is very disappointed in you." ”

Jiang Xiaosui: "??? "No, wasn't it still a CP fan just now? Why did you suddenly become my dad again?

I suspect you're taking advantage of me, but I don't have proof......

This earth-shattering reversal made the friends in the live broadcast room laugh and vomit.

[Hahahahaha 】

[Shocked! A man was dissatisfied with the speed of the powder Cp candy, and he crashed into the car in anger, chasing the owner for a few streets? 】

[Hahaha, what the is this sand sculpture fan? ] To the master! Put the knife on Sui's neck and let him marry Qi Shen quickly! 】

[Hahahaha I've learned and learned, next time Qi Shen doesn't want to be in a double row with his entourage, we'll snipe him! ] 】

[Forget it, if you want game technology, you can chase this professional player for a few streets without being killed...... it? This person can't be some professional player who sneaks in a trumpet to knock candy, right? 】

[Hahaha, things seem to be getting more and more interesting? 】

They thought it was quite funny, Jiang Xiaosui was about to cry angrily: "What can I do about meowing?" I'm afraid you don't know how terrifying a straight man is, he ......"

Jiang Xiaosui was just about to accuse Shi Qi of various straight male behaviors, when he heard this CP fan seem to sob, and said with tears in his eyes: "No, I understand!" ”

"Although I'm a boy, you may not believe it when I say it, but my girlfriend is a straight woman of steel who has a fight with Qi Shen!"

Ji Shao wiped away her non-existent tears, and began to complain: "I praised her for her beautiful hairstyle, she was going to arrange the same style for me, I did everything possible to ask her to dinner, she said that she was a high paraplegic, that is, for the sake of my cat's face, she was willing to stay by my side honestly." ”

"There's no straight man of steel, but I don't like you enough!"

"Huh?" The more Jiang Xiaosui listened, the more he felt reasonable: "Then what should I do?" ”

"What else can I do?" Ji Shaoyi's face hated iron but not steel: "Teasing! Just flirt! As long as the flirting technique is good, straight men can also push down, coquettish and cute can't be less, it's also important to do what he likes, my brother's husband calls casually, the storage effect is like a knock drug, and I throw myself into my arms and give hugs, there is always a way to have curative effects. ”

Jiang Xiaosui was stunned by him, and automatically made up for his cute appearance when he was facing Shi Qi......

Oh, the more I think about it, the more I feel underwhelmed, and Qi Shen didn't beat him half-through, probably because he didn't want to go to jail.

Jiang Xiaosui shuddered, and said weakly: "Forget it, I'm afraid that Qi Shen can't help but want to have a solo fight with me, and professional players will be banned if they fight." ”

He was still young, and he didn't want to spend the rest of his life in bed.

And he just formed a CP with Qi Shen, and he didn't want to fall in love, why did he act like he wanted to take the initiative to chase him?

Ji Shaoyi knew that he would be cowardly, so he 'harmed' on the spot: "How else to say that people are different?" You may not believe it, but before I decided to chase her, I had already bought the cemetery and personal accident insurance. ”

"Really? Is it really that fierce? Jiang Xiaosui was shocked: "Are you afraid that you will be beaten to death if you look too pretentious?" ”

Shocked at the same time, he was still a little entangled, thinking that I would arrange one for myself too?

After all, judging from the extent to which he dies in front of God Qi every day, it is very likely that he will be beaten.

He was about to praise this brave and flirtatious buddy, when he heard him say: "No, I was ready to be angry in advance." ”

Jiang Xiaosui: "......" is too real.

Maybe this is true love.,It's his coercion who doesn't deserve it.。。

"So, I'm still alive and well after doing this, what are you afraid of?" Ji Shaoyi did a good job of laying the groundwork in the early stage and began to stir up his emotions: "A real man should not be afraid of strong punches and welcome men!" Come on, take down Qi Shen, I and thousands of Cp fans are waiting for you to open a warehouse for us to put sugar! ”